Adam
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Got a GIF & t-shirt for every situation. Donut lover. Geek. Introvert. IT professional. Emotional Support Canadian. Single. Christian. LGBTQ+ affirming. He/Him.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined April 2009
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My office went a bit hard on the yellow on the hallways of the basement. We complained enough they repainted it a much more toned down yellow.
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has oodles of confidence and ambition. He runs a bunch of companies, is a best-selling author, is very smart/interesting, and definitely wholesome.
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Reminder: Men and women can be friendly with each other on Twitter and just be friends. Not all banter is a relationship in the making. Friendship is great. Friendship is enough.
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@emilykmay
I wonder if girlie would be fine with a bakery that doesn’t want to make her a wedding cake because of her pre-marital sex?
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@hankgreen
It’s like complaining about guidance from a meteorologist. “Yesterday she told me to prepare for high winds, today she wants me to dress for rain. Make up your mind.” How can people not realize we’re in an ever-changing situation. Adapt to the pandemic like you do the weather.
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@saletan
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“They brainwash you through fear.” Dude, is so close yet so far. No self-awareness of how integral fear mongering is to the Republican platform.
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Anyone else carry a book around the house, with every intention of reading it, but never do? I just keep moving it back and forth from my bed to my desk for days on end.
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@bwitt722
@stenersonMN
Also, if it is just food or other stuff you’re looking planning on purchasing and immediately donating, consider just donating cash to the organization instead. Food banks can often get bulk discounts so they can buy more food per dollar than you can individually.
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COVID is absolutely ripping through my province right now; we currently have some of the highest rates in North America. So I’m not heading to church this Easter morning. But He is still risen.
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@hankgreen
there is a 1/3 chance this is a placebo and not the COVAC-001 trial vaccine, but I’m hoping the mask, pin, and fanny pack make up for that in earning a RT. The health professional who took the photo is a nerdfighter who recognized Pizza John.
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Chemotherapy is toxic. It destroys the body. We use this terrible tool because it saves lives. Nobody takes chemo just for fun. When facing cancer, choosing chemo will save their life. People deserve our love & support for their situation...not shame for their choice.
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If y’all are in a praying mood over the next couple days my part of Canada could use it.
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One thing I really appreciated about Twitter is how quickly I would get big news. I've seen very little about the earthquake in Turkey on Twitter. I'm not sure if this is due to algorithm changes since the buyout or not, but it feels significant.
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@sewistwrites
As a single guy with no kids I think indoor playgrounds at libraries seems like a reasonable idea. Libraries have always been about more than just books, and I like that they've expanded in the ways they support communities.
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Humble suggestion: Pastors should generally avoid hot takes on Twitter, as they're way more likely to cause harm than produce good discussion.
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Goodnight Twitter. Goodnight moon. Goodnight sink full of dishes I'm definitely not touching until noon.
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Tiny fawn has the zoomies while the rest of the deer family are just trying to eat.
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@rosadona
Just take all the corners off and then use the sheet to cocoon yourself until 2020 is over. That is my plan.
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I don't care if it makes me sound old. I get quite impressed with myself when I pour the exact amount of pills in my hand that I need to fill my pill organizer for the week.
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If a husband/father/pastor/dirtbag has 83 followers, a blue check, & a pre-order for a book DO NOT ENGAGE with his ridiculous, rage-baiting nonsense. Maybe he did actually take away all the clocks from his wife, but more likely he is trying to build a following & you’re helping.
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Alright Canadian friends, I just learned that our neighbours to the south are missing out on Bulk Barn. Let’s start a thread of other fun things they’re missing out on. I’ll start is off: bagged milk.
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I survived the night and actually slept pretty well despite not having power for my CPAP machine. There are still 402K customers out of power, down from a peak of 415K. Could be late tomorrow night before I get power back.
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@HeatherTDay
Are you seriously gonna tell us you didn’t take the opportunity to tell this woman “It’s not your turn” 🤣
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I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I don’t need this.
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I did it! 😄
Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber. Don’t buy a lightsaber.
@halcon_scificon
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$100 says I could get just as many looks if I wore that hat down the street.
Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?
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@JohnPiper
"As for those who persist in sin, rebuke them in the presence of all, so that the rest may stand in fear." 1 Timothy 5:20
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When making boxed mac and cheese you never need to follow the instructions on the box. Just follow your heart.
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It’s a very foggy day in Halifax so I thought I’d brighten things up with a very eggs-travagant donut. (Yes, those are mini-eggs on the donut)
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Y’all suck. You know I have no willpower.
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Really curious what would be behind this panel labelled “IRE EXTINGUISHER.” Is it filled with Snickers bars? What would extinguish your ire?
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Today I ate a bowl of mac & cheese while under a bunch of warm blankets and watching Netflix. Cranked the coziness up to 11 today.
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I can see why people would mock this if they have no understanding that the average man is usually the basis for design decisions. This can subject women to inconvenience, and all the way up to a greater chance of injury/death. Designing for women is a good thing!
Rep. Rosa DeLauro praises Pete Buttigieg for the development of “female crash test dummies.”
"This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims."
We are not a serious nation.
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I need to go the grocery store but I don't want to go the grocery store: a continuing saga
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My emotional support grilled cheese helps me get out of my head. So gooey, so supportive. 😋
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Today was a really great day! Over three minutes viewing totality of the eclipse and then got to walk the longest cover bridge in the world.
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@barbiehines
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Every generation had a better financial outlook than their parents…until millennials. You can pick and choose examples that run counter, but the stats across the population are that millennials got screwed.
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As a lifelong single, Valentine's Day doesn't often look as I hoped it would. I've had periods of being cynical about it, but I've come to celebrate romance in the lives of my friends & celebrate the non-romantic love in my life. Thanks to the WCT community for the fun day! ❤️
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My sister recently drove through the US and was going to be stopping at Target. I asked her to grab me some of the Pop-tarts flavours that we don't get up here in Canada.
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@emilykmay
When I was a baby my mom warned a babysitter not to let me see the food being prepared until she was ready to give it to me. She didn’t listen and I wailed on the tray of my high chair with my tiny fists the entire time she made those pb&j sandwiches. 😂
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I almost didn’t get a doughnut today, but it is a gorgeous afternoon to eat a raspberry eclair by the harbour.
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I just ate a delicious blueberry lavender donut and didn’t even take a photo of it. What am I doing??
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Happy Valentine's Day y'all! I know this holiday is a mixed bag & can be difficult for many. I'm going to celebrate love beyond just romance today though. In a throwback to the early school days of filling up boxes on your desk I'm going to be dishing out V-Day cards all day.❤️
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Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵
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I’m kinda tempted to tune into a NYE livestream from Paris, ring in the new year in 5 minutes and then go to bed. 😂
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Moving furniture when you’re single sucks. Something that would be easy for two people to carry is near impossible alone. But I got this bookshelf upstairs to the office and I’m rewarding myself with boy dinner in bed.
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I’d drive 45 minutes for a good donut. For a good woman that number is way higher.
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This is a periodic reminder to backup your data. Devices are fragile. You don't want to lose irreplaceable tax forms, thesis paper, photos of your baby, etc. You should have data in 3 places; one of which is remote. If you have tech questions feel free to ask.
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That feeling when you want to tag a twitter friend in something but you're not quite sure if you're close enough for them to find it funny or just slightly inappropriate. 😂
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Good way to try to fall asleep: count sheep
Bad way to try to fall asleep: recount all my recent mistakes and times I was awkward.
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I almost always take the day off for my birthday. No big plans this year; I’m still not up for a big party with the state of COVID. So I decided I’d get in to donate blood since I was free this morning.
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I’ve got a donut to see 2022 off, a donut to count down to midnight, and a donut to usher in 2023.
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I've never sent Christmas cards/letters. It felt like a family thing, less a thing for singles, particularly single men. I'm going to change that this year. So feel free to DM me your address to receive one. No need to reciprocate, but if you want to send me one I'd love it.
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@AdequateEmily
Are we sure the AI prompt wasn’t “women with extreme back pain who are waiting for breast reduction surgery”
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Another evening well spent. Open book, remove bookmark, pickup phone, read Twitter for an hour, replace bookmark, close book, get ready for bed.
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@heatherdino09
LeVar Burton was in Star Trek: First Contact with James Cromwell, who was in Beyond all Boundaries with Kevin Bacon. I’ve interacted with a few people with a Bacon number of 2: Michelle Forbes, Kandyse McClure, Morena Baccarin, Jewel Staite, Mitch Peleggi, Wes Chatham, Billy Boyd
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Just because you’re taking out the trash doesn’t mean you made the garbage in the first place.
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@HRMLovelace
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This seems like a strong argument for defunding the police and putting that money where it can make an actual difference.
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Holding a bright, strobing, LED road flare in front of me while standing with my shoes just off the curb at an unmarked crosswalk on Coburg. Arguments about pedestrians not being visible enough are bullshit.
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It seems like the kind of night to eat chocolate chip cookies straight out of the oven.
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I bought one of the chocolate moose from IKEA over Christmas and today is the day he gets devoured.
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I know retail therapy isn't actually therapy. But wandering IKEA and buying random shit is still pretty therapeutic.
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Given recent discourse I just wanted to say that I've been blessed to have friendships with many wonderful women. I've hung out with plenty of them alone. I've even asked some out & kept being friends when romance wasn't on the table. I don't know why many men struggle with this.
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@onegospel2021
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And yet here I am respecting myself and holding a T-Swift popcorn bucket. That’s just reality.
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@lindsayfickas
By age 6 I was making microwave scrambled eggs to have while watching cartoons before my parents woke up. Taking care of my own food needs. I surpassed this man by age 6.
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If I won the lottery I would take a road trip and visit all my WCT friends and do home improvement projects for them.
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@RHelfenbein
I don’t trust anyone who claims to follow Jesus — who told us to love our neighbours, before he laid down his life for us — and then refuses to take a vaccine that will protect themselves and the lives of their neighbours.
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@PiggTimothy
This tweet is entirely un-Christlike behaviour. Maybe someone should be looking out for the sheep you are claiming to shepherd.
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I chose not to go see Oppenheimer after Barbie. I went with my Barbie friends for some drinks and dessert. Oreo bubble tea and Oreo Macau pudding. I’m a bit disappointed that I didn’t pull off Barbenheimer, but it’s okay because I am Kenough.
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I know a bunch of people who would find this pretty appealing. I might be one of them. 😂
Would you consider being married and living separately in a house joined by a bridge?
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@stephhassan
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Who was that guy who led Germany in the 40s? I guess we can never know since there are no statues of him.
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Combining these cereals feels like something that would be prohibited in the book of Leviticus.
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Unprecedented times calls for milk and cookies straight out of the oven.
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Next week I'm going to start getting my shit together (and other lies I tell myself).
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