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AV & IT Engineer in NYC. My house is full of contraptions.

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Joined August 2019
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@ExiledAstrix4 @JutsuNoRoss Elon Musk is already Elon Musk for 11 year olds.
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@ronravegan I'm losing it
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@AlannaBennett I love that it wasn't even an onion or garlic she was holding a fucking shallot lmao.
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@platypus_shark @wecampinboy Their kid is gonna be like 8 feet tall.
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@jules_su Cost of doing business (having a decent neighbor).
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@SorroundSilence @todayyearsoldig Paper doesn't just burn because it touches fire and is flammable. It burns because it reaches the temp at which it ignites (480Β°F). The temp water boils at is way below that (212Β°F). So the paper just cant get hot enough to burn if it's touching water.
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@powcampsurvivor excuse me they're called itchy balls.
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@ZeroSuitCamus Some dude that ended up documenting modern anatomy as we know it rented the place from him, and buying cadavers was commonplace then. The people in these replies aren’t defending Franklin so much as they’re putting two and two together.
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@DonovanZinzan The Runner legit sounds like a great idea.
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@nonfungiblemr @b1g_damage I hate to break it to you, but there is something about Japanese people you should know.
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@picardie_aurora Def the same
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@LivPosting I'm going to ram you full speed non stop. Then I'm going to shoot myself.
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@autogynefiles I hope this is the beginning of a movie cinematic universe.
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@shreyabasu003 When the plane has a camera on the nose and you can view it, that's better.
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@nerdjpg Thempa and Themma.
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We have declassified a picture of the wonderful D.O.G. (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!
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@lylelmr @NeilKNet @steinkobbe Because antisemitism hasn’t changed. It’s not like their ideology has developed, they use the same nonsensical cyclical defenses that have been used for over 100 years. There is no science.
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@kale_abe @anothercohen You only got to see it because they were recording it.
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@zizekthottie I can't tell if I'm looking at a pantry or a hip dispensary.
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@iamspacegirl They really photoshopped a pipe snake covered in shit on top of an ear.
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@LegoRacers2 @rmbhsbackup @charleyonhere I'm gonna call him racist just to be safe.
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@jakkuh_t you already work for a car channel
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@WhackNicholson I'm pretty sure this is a real photo. It's probably a cropped panorama which is why there's all the weird distortions at the bottom and the perspective is throwing you off.
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@Liv_Agar Rating this helpful is what allowed me to finally submit community notes.
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@Destini41 @HalloweenBlogs he's done more for the lgbtq community than you could ever dream.
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@equine__dentist the donkey tho.
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@LivPosting dinos getting cancelled
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@BoltzmannBooty italian jews, or *shivers* sicilians.
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@Jafpro_16 @NathanJRobinson If she can't handle this level of criticism then how is she going to do against the kind of attacks trump would employ.
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@almostjes @Strider_07 @NinjaPotts you did not just call toad the mushroom.
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Warren is doing so much worse than Pete, yet he dropped out first #DropOutPete #DropOutWarren.
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@MeganBitchell This is typical of FiOS. No joke, call and say you've got a spectrum appointment lmao they'll suddenly move mountains.
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@FrancoOntCath @birdgehrl @LouClinicEscort Human beings are hid in an apartment before eventually being buried? The alternative is infinitely more humane.
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@Destini41 @HalloweenBlogs you should be angry about the candidate that voted for the DOMA.
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@Lostalimp @BrewersFayre1 @Klar_xR @lemonglosscake @Struggle_Tweet Yeah this seems like more than a stupid mistake
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@FelipeVidalOte1 @SaifiZainJavaid @MarkHamill indigenous to a country that's less than 100 years old and was created by british colonial mandate? sure buddy.
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@SamtheObserver @cmclymer im drinking but for different reasons.
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@HEAa105710 @HitFactoryPod @TheTumboy Star Trek TNG. Last season I think.
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@HardHaloPics That Halo 5 Knights of Cydonia trailer hits hard, despite how disappointing the game was.
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@1patriot_pirate @KatBrockway @PeopleFall911 @LifeNewsHQ Her bio has the word deaf in it three times.
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@mblee1 @IlhanMN @BernieSanders All of these progressive politicians are blind and wrong in their support and you’re the correct one?.
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@badg_er @Hbomberguy Stop stealing my Brooklyn bridge NFT.
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@Elucidated2 @ddayen "you seem to support Republicans raising military spending". "this is not about you" . make up your mind.
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@401K9Unit @n0rthwestfresh very normal people having very normal interactions.
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@GorgeousTweaker @xerostyle @PaulSkallas Please explain how something can be recovered if no copies have been preserved.
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@maxseddon War and Peace in its entirety is on YouTube courtesy of Mosfilm!.
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@homebrewfutures @Midbirat @llygoated @Leftwatch2 @ccsrevenge Correct me if I'm wrong I believe you don't get your head cut off only if there isn't a sword plus a subordinate or someone else there to facilitate. It's much preferred instead of just sitting there after eviscerating yourself.
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@fellawhomstdve Felix Biedermanuel Miranda.
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@Gee_Eff_Dee @wormsofbarlo How long ago was this? I feel like I’ve seen them for like 3 years but I’m never attempted for myself.
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@tallntran You know he keep that mf thangamabob on him.
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@argumentwinner "where do you work out?". "in a society".
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@fuglibetty damn you totally had me feeling like shit for a moment there, until you said swamp and ogre. now I feel cool again.
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@lol_faix @PeterXinping If only there were a third option.
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@shreyabasu003 This is like saying John is a dog's name lmfao jesus christ.
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@IStandWithIlhan @AlytaDeLeon I choose to believe this was written ironically.
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@Davane75 @NordicRest @BuckAngel @halomancer1 They literally said they're not in the same ballpark.
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@MartyTheElder If you do an interview, and you are asked or mention anything about what you wanted to change, you can link that article as a source and make your change. I think.
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@TheyCallMePherf @TomsFarinha12 @MalcmanIsHere @MichelsTristan I know it doesn’t matter since this is like 20 years later but on VCRs you usually only had to enable closed captioning on the TV itself and it picks it up through the encoding on the VHS recording (I really hope this wasn’t specific to recordings of broadcast TV).
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@TownsUsa Dudes with wives named Georgia that live there have one joke.
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@Ricardo89952433 @adamsteinbaugh It’s a lot of fun to just make up a situation entirely.
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@marx_knopfler Providing image for those who will end up g**gling it
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@spookperson introspection = letting newspaper columns explain your personality.
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@Lucky1998_ @DollaStoreFool I think the yellow paint is cool and good but honestly this isn't that cryptic, very much par for the course for a Pokemon game at that time.
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@Bobsplosion @shootthefatoff @JennyENicholson Website was called Lego robot comics (later plastic brick automaton). I convinced the creator to send me an archive of all the comics when his site went down, I might still have them in my email!.
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@KenneyNL I had this! The most cursed thing about it is that it was a wiimote too, it had the clear IR plastic on the top.
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@Raspberry_Pi @TobyRobertsPi I'd say that I'm going to stop buying your products, but I haven't been able to find one without a 200% markup in like 4 years so I'm way ahead of myself.
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@codyfux @KingTeridax @bartsimsonreal Users can upload to Amazon Prime?.
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@NotABigJerk "They should have sent a sandwich photographer".
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@proletarat Just call it the prone bone like god intended.
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@law_violator @lib_owner nothing better than bouncing against the fellas.
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@punishedp88 agency is stored in the balls.
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@neurotard I was concerned at first because this seems terrifying. But I thought about it for a bit and realized this probably won't happen to me. It's very hard to spend just $6.66 on Uber Eats McDonalds, and I don't even know Kermit the frog (personally).
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@SlurriedMeat @smallweirdnumbr It wasn't clear that they were joking when they made up fake companies and stopped mid sentence?.
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@FFCCCP @rhinosoros "9th highest earning rental" jfc.
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@Bobsplosion Found it, here you go! .
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@textualdeviance @laweesa @HoarseWisperer that turned out great, didn't it?.
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@jvdgoot @NotABigJerk Best scenario imo, that means they didn't get used to the way it looked with it on. They will probably forget you changed it and won't switch it back.
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@DeepSpaceErmine @hausofdecline You needed them to tell you?.
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@starlarbu @NeilNevins Better Call Sheldon.
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@MetalGearEric @lunch_enjoyer Nah it’s actually the principal that writes them.
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@Prank_Rat @EnbyGenocide You can read it as Will or Felix and both work perfectly.
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