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@McClellanOsc I think this is what is referred to as “bigotry”
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@mu2myoc Boomer mindset - you aren’t the only employer and good candidates have options
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@nvpkp The “Corporate Jester” position
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@benhbader Saddest archetype is the internet grifter that rents a private plane for a photo shoot, imo
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@TikTokInvestors I like how her notice period was gonna be like 25% of her total time at the company
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@unusual_whales CEO got a 34% pay increase that was supposedly performance based When this was the performance
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@kendallybrown When you describe it that way $50k seems kinda low…
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@TikTokInvestors $35,000 isn’t a lot for having your credit destroyed for 10 years. At least make it a number that’s worth it
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@nikitabier Sundar is the perfect embodiment of a weak and ineffective CEO - even down to his skeleton frame
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@HBendaas “Emmy Award winning reporter”
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@paulkrugman So you are excluding shelter, cars, food, and energy…which represents something like 55% of the total basket Why in the world would you use a measure that excludes the MAJORITY of consumption? Peak academic moment
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@kenklippenstein Imagine talking about mass murder in this kind of sanitized, corporate language
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@kevinbaum013 Terrible analogy that doesn’t even make sense
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@TikTokInvestors It’s a good thing the IRS hired all those new agents This shit seems to be everywhere now. And that’s on top of the decades worth of work resolving PPP loan fraud they still need to work through
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@MattBruenig The trouble is that there is zero accountability for bad reporting these days
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@rosaticorp You seriously thought you could be arrested for missing jury duty?
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@buccocapital Why can’t I work at a company committing large frauds?!
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@MostlyMonkey Whole cities reek of weed now - starts to make me think the zero tolerance policy was better
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@TidefallCapital The secret is out - no one is going to make money from AI except the chipmakers
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@edzitron Those LLMs putting in work
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@hellosami Oof - gonna be a rough Monday for him…
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@AOC This is the most productive I have seen the NYPD tbh They spend most of their time on patrol looking at their phones, parking their cars on sidewalks, and closing out 311 tickets without addressing the reported issue
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@SenatorSinema @emrwilkins Shameless Private Equity shill Thankfully the country is finally rid of her
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@jules_su So what happens when he keeps stealing your packages?
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@Jason @jennablan Future CEOs don’t waste their weekends working for other people
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@TechEmails Senior Execs write the absolute worst emails. Vague, no call to action or specifics, just dumps all work and responsibility on others
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@Barchart This is hilarious - the guy bringing the suit literally owned 35 shares of the stock, 2 call options, and a put (which he made a $2 profit trading)
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@austinahlman lol he deleted all his replies in that exchange now
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@AssalRad @prem_thakker These guys are obsessed with deferring to “investigations” Nothing comes out of these “investigations” and there is never any accountability These press conferences are just embarrassing to watch
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@libsoftiktok @HomeDepot Why are you punching down on all these regular people? Beyond grotesque to go after an hourly worker at Home Depot
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@dieworkwear Except it’s reusable tote bags
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@Casey_Evans_ This heartfelt tribute of dance music brought to you by HP and the United Nations Foundation
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@FUDdaily I used to be full on libertarian but as I’ve gotten older I really think the war on drugs was the better path…
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@arithmoquine This is cope for people with bad work ethics
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@SecBlinken Tone deaf tweet of the year contender
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@geoffkeighley I can confidently say this will be delayed to at least Spring 2026
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@LHSummers What’s a few million deaths among friends, right?
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Some of my colleagues were laid off last year and are still looking for a job 10 months later. This labor market continues to be awful for white collar workers
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@BarakRavid @axios Nothing says justice like “quiet negotiations” with the target of the investigation and the superpower facilitating their crimes ICC made the right decision here
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@gurgavin @PalantirTech @Elianoayounes “Thanks for pumping our stock!”
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@Bigdawgskraitup Somehow they have made the UI look infinitely worse since I last used it
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@notcapnamerica @SeattlePD Why didn’t the passengers speak up in this scenario? Don’t let these petty tyrants inconvenience your life because of their small egos
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@theallinpod @sherylsandberg An entire episode to platform debunked propaganda Embarrassing
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@kenklippenstein Since when has the DNC actually cared what voters think?
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@realchrisrufo She seems to openly reject the idea of truth and evidence (supported by sources) and prefers narratives that, I guess, she is personally responsible for crafting? How does a person like this become CEO of a noteworthy news organization?
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@rogerhamilton @elonmusk @Tesla If you needed a sign this company is a zero - this is it
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@ArmandDoma Fitting ad from the replies
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@6ixbuzztv His response is a good example of why people don’t like him: smug, dismissive, refuses to take any real responsibility, and delivers a rehearsed campaign-style answer devoid of any thoughtfulness or sincerity
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@kenklippenstein Oh I guess that’s okay as long as they are “investigating” Has anything ever come out of these “investigations?”
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@Mick_O_Keeffe Amazing how a small group of politicians think they have the right to impact the lives of millions of citizens with these mass immigration policies. This is happening across the West
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@BirdRespecter Definitely not the Assassins Creed series
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@kenklippenstein Interviewer asked the right questions
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@unusual_whales Looked him up in the proxy 2020 total comp was $11.8m 2022 total comp was $21.0m Almost doubled his comp in two years on the back of UAW workers
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@EmanuelDerman @PatrickEBoyle Like the old Greek tragedy where Icarus stole one too many dollars from his customers’ accounts
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@JustinWolfers So what was the purpose of posting the first horrendous chart?
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@davidaxelrod So how many were actually students David? Or were you never interested in the real answer?
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@KrangTNelson Same thing with RBG as well
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@RBReich Too bad RBG tried to cling to power and caused a conservative majority for a generation
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@zebulgar The statistics speak for themselves: - 33,000 killed - More than 80,000 injured - 90% of population displaced - 370k housing units damaged / destroyed - 105 journalists killed - 80% of schools damaged or destroyed - 30 of 36 hospitals bombed with only 13 remaining partially
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@kendallbaker Holy shit this is embarrassing
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@TheRealBeliveau Easily one of the worst Presidents in history. Foreign and domestic disasters of historic proportions: multiple Middle East military quagmires, oversaw the lead up to the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, and eroded the rights of US citizens
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@RandallHouseRE Heartwarming story of a landlard doubling rents on tenants
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@VCBrags Everyone knows that the highest calling is to be a CEO or VC
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@SMB_Attorney Florida has way worse weather than California - especially hurricanes
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@AsafShaloo Beyond embarrassing for these groups
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@LinkedinFlex Unstoppable at completing homework and taking exams
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@fuckyouiquit In its final form Apple will just require users to buy a whole new phone every time the battery reaches zero
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@TikTokInvestors Maybe businesses will actually put some thought into how they communicate it if they know they will be blasted on social media
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@lhfang Absolutely bizarre to see the amount of propaganda Israel has unleashed on the US over the last few weeks Not sure I have ever seen a foreign influence operation of this scale
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@GRDecter Well, if it is like any of his other bills the answer is “FTX customers”
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@BillAckman @MIT Unfortunately these are the type of people who become billionaires
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@VCBrags Imagine thinking an Associate gets carry
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@chamath One snake oil salesman endorsing another
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@TechEmails Criminal mastermind at work
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@willmenaker I’m surprised the NYPD didn’t show a fake 3D rendering of a supposed tunnel system they claim was used by students under the campus
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@WhatLayoff @Cloudflare So did she turn down some of the public offers she got immediately after going viral? I thought she made a Tik Tok video bragging about the offers and saying she was going to be selective Seems like she may have overplayed her hand…
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@prem_thakker Police are taking a break from looking at their phones and parking on sidewalks to harass college students and milk overtime
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@OAlexanderDK @DavidSacks Has he ever admitted to being wrong - even in the face of overwhelming evidence?
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@1CoastalJournal Because if you zoom out half of them are above prepandemic levels… The only real atrocious one is $C
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@davegreenidge57 This got destroyed when Alec Trevelyan tried to activate Goldeneye
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@jasonschreier Massive change for the better
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@JuddLegum Completely agree The other funny part is where he talks about the need for a full blown investigation with outside counsel over 6 months to verify if she copied from Wikipedia Playbook is always the same - delay then kill the story
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@GRDecter What is the strategy here? How will this motivate employees to actually care about the company? If anything, this would kill performance and make employees resentful. $INTC might be the worst run company right now. Absolutely awful Exec team
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@unusual_whales Give the UAW the same raise that Farley got
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@business This is the classic billionaire grift - create a charity and donate to yourself. That charity can then employ all your friends and relatives or even yourself once you retire and want to be a “professional philanthropist”
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@kattenbarge The funniest part of the article is that she tries to Google everything - like even fake case numbers they give her To say that “everyone” would fall for a scam like this is absurd
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@unusual_whales Headline makes it seem far worse than it is when you look at the graph… Still below prepandemic levels
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@dahvnyc In the press conference they claimed the driver of the tow truck “stopped immediately” Also zero mention of the phone Pretty standard practice for the NYPD to assign zero accountability to their officers though
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@bankingslut Damn - gonna be hard to find another JPMorgan analyst manager
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@RobertMSterling @NeriOxman I guess this is what modern groveling looks like
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia Damn - imagine being this guys boss
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia I added a translation to this post below: “I’m scared of peaceful protestors but I plan to go right into the middle of the protest to agitate. I DEMAND you provide me with 10 police escorts (because I am a coward)”
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@mkraju Behold the intellectual power of our representatives in Congress
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@NotK_US @Schwartzesque Headhunter in an industry that is perfectly aligned with the industry in which her husband works in the most prominent position? Why can’t she be a headhunter for accountants?
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@The_Law_Boy The days of journalists asking questions are over - they just regurgitate the narratives they are told
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@Duderichy I assume they are including non-cash comp like the value of benefits (which makes the cash comp like $80k max)
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@bcrypt Bro science practitioners always get exposed when they try to do some math
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