Why does everyone assume everyone else on the internet is lying. Like what do i gain by lying? Look twitter i believe in truth and honesty. Everything i say is the God honest truth.
@meownikaa
I gave a lady a whole Christmas tree with lights and stuff in a similar situation. She messaged me later saying the tree was smaller than she thought it would be. Like it's a free Christmas tree the week of Christmas smh
@RespectfulMemes
When i was 15 i used to play runescape with a dude online. We became bf. After a couple years i went to another game and lost contact. At 21 i married a dude. He liked RS too. We got online at the same time and saw each others names pop up on our friend lists. It was him.
@oopstimusprime
I had a boss built like this and people complained for the same reasons. Both this girl and my boss dressed nicely, not inappropriate, and professionally. Like some people cant help genetics.
@HazelAppleyard_
Things that cause lactation/discharge
1. Pregnancy/breastfeeding (men cant do that)
2. Hyperprolactinoma (aka a brain tumor)
3. Breast cancer
Sooooooooo whos gonna tell em?
@Parkerlawyer
My friend dealt with this recently. Her daycare had cameras and she happened to watch at the perfect moment to catch the worker force her toddler to the ground for not listening. Like snaped arm backwards forced to the ground. Friend marched down there and demanded a copy of the
@thisone0verhere
My company actually does field trips. They get a van and take us to random places. Last time it was a picnic on the river. One time it was a tour of a Victorian house.
We're accountants. I dont get why we do it but i like it.
@kenzietuff
My sister's bff's wife had a brain tumor that was killing her. He did everything for her and took care of her til the end. Her last few weeks she asked him for a divorce. Said she regretted not marrying the man she truly loved.
@ImMeme0
So what was the point in my family spending thousands of dollars and years to become citizens if clearly illegals and non citizens get the same if not better benefits?
@ghoulandboys
I found my first American report card where the teacher complained she couldnt understand me and i had a hard time reading and writing. My dad's friend wrote "because they just moved to the USA and she doesn't speak English, we are trying." The teacher wrote back that my dads
@mishkaivana
Nope. I like my big muscular arms. I like the fact i cant cross my arms because they are are so buff. Only thing i want is a flat stomach, and im working on it.
@ask_aubry
Hell no. Hes defending his 27 pedo brother?? The girl is 13! 13!!! Take that baby and run, chsnge yalls names, like run run. Who knows what that family is capable of if they wanna defend an actual pedophile
@JakeMGrumbach
Everytime I meet someone new and tell them I'm brasilian they say "I love the women there." "I love that meat buffet yall do" "I love soccer"
Personally I love guessing which they are gonna say 🤣
@SourApples11
@KennySumner3
Yes! Was always told blacks and Hispanic/latino were for democrats. We should not vote any other way, thats just how it is. What lies!
@emo_garfield420
Brasilian here
Plastic patio furniture is cheap and handles the heat.
Exposed wires because everything is made with bricks and cement blocks.
Lime green (or any bright colors) because happy people like bright colors.
You also gotta remember most of us are dirt poor.
@babybeginner
Thank you for your kind words and understanding. Im a survivor, ive healed enough to talk about my experience but that doesn't mean im healed enough to put myself in situations like this. The only people who tell me to get over it are men.
@jtrebach
I once went to a job interview and they told me they googled me and searched me on social media and couldnt find me. I told them (at the time) i didnt have social media. They told me i was lying because i was a 20 something women. I walked out.
@BowTiedDaddy
At 2 years old I shut down the largest mall in south America because I decided to play hide and seek. They found me 2 hours later behind an arcade machine. Now that I'm grown and have kids I hate 2 year old me for doing that to my parents.
@EPSTDIDNKLHMSLF
@RespectfulMemes
We never really asked and only ever chatted through the game. I knew his name was Matt but thats a super popular name. I never gave out my real name (still never do). He just knew i was a year younger than him and lived in AL. We met again through
#okcupid
in
#Virginia
.
@meghanttucker
My x husband had a fiance before me. She tried to warn me about him being a serial cheater but he blocked her on my social media. Finally after i found out about who he really was i unblocked her. Turns out he was cheating on me with her. So i ss all their convos
@thechosenberg
I married this man too. He is my second husband and the best person I have ever met. All the girls before me would ghost him. No idea why. We have been together for 8 years now, married for 4.
@detransaqua
💔 when i was 16 i was raped and became pregnant. I lost the baby for the same reason. She was about 4 months. I named her Molly. I love your tattoo! I want tattoos for all my kids both alive and not. But i cant being myself to do it yet.
@JoeTegerdine
Well done sir. At 18 i eas diagnosed with a brain tumor and given 6-8 months. I bought myself a supercharged slk 55amg. Drove it like i stole it.
Magically the turmor disappeared and i got pregnant. Sold the benz for a civic. That was 12 years ago. I dont ever regret that benz.
@rybacon00
I was 19 with a brain tumor when I got pregnant with my daughter. My doctor told me the same thing. I told her I wanted to keep my child. She told me I was high risk and could die. I told her that was a risk i was willing to take. So she dropped me as a patient.
@reddit_lies
I have lost count how many times ive been ban or blocked on social media by posting government links to prove a point. Apparently its all fine and good until its used to prove a point someone doesn't agree with.
@whoshotlouise
He gives me bowie vibes and i like it. Like he actually understand it. You dont gave to be gay or trans you can be a boy who likes girl stuff or a girl who likes boy stuff.
@steinkobbe
Dude i stopped loving a car company when they decided they no longer wanted to put v8 in their full size pick up. If they had done this to me, the only mention of the word love in my tweet would be how much i love my lawyer.
@LizerReal
My 11y called me old and i said "im not even my moms age when she had me. Like im literally 17 years closer in age to you than my own mom. How am i old?" She said "because grandpa said when you were little tablets weren't invented." 🙃🙃🙃
@_GodHerself
Omfg I had this exact thing happen to me. I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mom got me some large panties and I was like "those too big" my momma snapped back with "your ass too big. Put them on" 🤣🤣🤣 they fucking fit.....
@emilykmay
I once overshared to a girl at a party when I was 17. My bf had broken up our 3 year relationship rhe say prior. It's been 15 years and she's still my bff since that night
@flygyalkel
My bf of 4 years introduced me to his extended family as his fiancee. Everyone, including myself, looked at him confused. Poor thing fucked up. He was nervous about proposing to me that night and accidentally gave it away 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jhernandezbooks
One time in a small southern super traditional baptist church, a man (clearly on drugs) got the open mic to talk about his struggles with "slapping hoes in strip clubs". The church never did open mic again 🤣🤣🤣
@Shouse34
I'm a female mechanic (certified and all) so other females constantly contact me for car issues.
Like how to pop the hood.
Or what the tpms light means.
Or what to do if they put octane boost in their 710 hole (that was my fave. It was a r8 too)
@LPinFinance
I own a house I bought in 2020.
$1792 a month.
House insurance is less than my renters insurance.
Have a well so no water charge. No trash charge. No Hao. I bought in a rural area with a 0% loan. Also zero closing costs.
Haven't had to do anything maintenance wise.
@REDSEASHAWTY
This is extremely important. I had an accident in 2015 that wipped my memory. I didnt know who i was or who my daughter was. The videos and pictures i took are the only memories i have now i her first 3 years of life.
@mrsmeganeverly
My daughter, until she was 3, often "played" with "baby angels". She even knew their names, of which were the names of my miscarriage daughters. I never told her about her sisters but yet she knew them.
@LuxMeaMundiAM
@ask_aubry
My ex husband said he wanted a 3some with my best friend. I told him that was fine but i wanted a 3some with his and he freaked the fuck out.
Needless to say why he is my ex....
@meghanttucker
And posted it on his fb using his log in. Along with all the other girls convos with him so everyone eould see who he really was. I then packed my shit and the kids and left. Took the car i bought him and tried to crash it. He begged me to come back and i called his mom.
@emilykmay
My parents have a room like this. The hobbit door was in my room. So they put flooring down an a track rug. Used to play all the time in there. And if you go to the back of the room there was an even tinnier door that would pop up in their closet.
@KamVTV
Pallet of bricks are pretty heavy and take decent amount of man ppwer or machine to move them and unload. How are these shipments going unnoticed?
@meghanttucker
We went through a long dragged out divorce becaude of him and when everything was done we went to our joint storage unit and i blasted "break up with him" as i drove away. Didnt see him for months until he showed up with a girl who looked like me.
@TheGenderCritic
This is the most accurate thing ive read all week. Dont forget wife has to support husband emotionally too and let him go out with his friends while she sits at home with the kids and havent seen her friends in months.
@lesbionaje
I fought like hell to be hired as a mechanic. I had the schooling and experience. I fought like hell the whole time i was a tech. But after 15 years, you get tired of fighting.
@PastorBenMarsh
Im against the pill. Never been on it. I have 2 kids, youngest is 8years old. This is my birth control. Idky its so hard for people to understand. You can only reall get pregnant like 4 days a month.
@courtneyellis
I come from a family that my mother never once said i love you to me and my siblings. Me on the other hand, i always tell my kids, my family, my friends, my coworkers. I love people and i let them know.
@faeriebites
I was once in line at the grocery store and the girl behind me was crying and buying pads. I paid for her pads and told her to pick some candy too. I ain't leaving a sister like that.
@realgirl_fieri
Literally me. I really don't care about valentine's day or most holidays. I haven't celebrated my birthday in years and even as a child I hated it. I'm not social and I hate being the center of attention. Nothing "superiority" about it. I just don't like being bothered.
@anactualwalnut
😅 thankfully I wasn't murdered but I was engaged to my first bd who later went to jail for attempted murder of myself and 3 other women (including his wife of the time and his mother).
@emilykmay
When i was the same age as her in the left picture, i was the same size. Same goes for the right. The difference for me? I now have a medical condition that makes it hard for me to loose weight. Im trying but its not as easy as hitting the gym and eating healthy. Point is, who
@babybeginner
As a rape survivor this is the ultimate insult. Like i feel for the women deeling with this. When do we say enough is enough? How do we end this ideology?