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Jack of all trades. Sales guy, athlete, investor, traveler, deep thinker. Conveyor of unique ideas and insightful commentary. Let’s change the world.
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@capybaroness
Oh no guys look, someone born in 2005 discovered one of our late 2000’s classics
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@SpikeReeds
Shorty thinks men are literally begging to be flown out. Does she not understand this is a sarcastic trope that parodies male professional athletes flying out groupies?
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@comicodigy
Same with Ashley and most of The Boys lmao I don’t think she’s had screen time with Kimiko, Frenchie or MM.
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@TheeOnly_Shadi
Fascinating how much you seem to know about males and male dynamics… But you never know what makes a man happy or satisfied do you 🤔 it’s always the psychologists that are still single
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@KevOnStage
Took me a minute to get it… Black dogs don’t lick your face because the owners don’t play bout that 🤣
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@frickyuu
Cloverfield was so ahead of its time, they never made movies like that again smh.
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@ctrltyy
That’s the problem itself, y’all have 0 discernment for what’s appropriate in a public setting. This is literally why politicians don’t take you serious. They know mindless entertainment will hypnotize you into voting for them. And y’all eat that shit up every time
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@Kmarchived
Without Karrah Concrete will crumble. Having a girl offset the group dynamics is needed to keep healthy chemistry and a friendly vibe. Otherwise, it’s just a group of niggas jockeying for position.
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@buymechocolate_
Interesting fact: A lot of British labor laws pertaining to the film industry were set in place BECAUSE of Harry Potter, and how involved they were spending time on sets. They say the textbooks they were working on in the movie were the kid’s actual homework
British child
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@__tonessss
Homie your car wasn’t even in the frame when the light turned red, you definitely losing this battle 😂
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@pjayevans
And just like that you just crashed the credit score of a 34 year old single mother of 4 living in Idaho 🤣
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@KenHeLive
Nigga if Udonis Haslem can be a big homie for 20+ years and a respected locker room vet while being over a decade since he was even a role player… Than I’m pretty sure one of the best players of all time that’s played for 21 seasons can be one too.
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@biftukaweke
LMAO funny ass tweet but I totally get where you’re coming from.
Warm up with three point shots and floaters and you’ll find your way onto a squad. First possession show a willingness to pass first and find the open man and then boom, they think you’re a Steve Nash archetype.
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER
I can’t believe she’s trying to make this about herself. As her man, I’d feel offended by being used to help make her special moment
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@KonnyTalks
This dude drinking water from a CARTON he so far above the rest of us mere mortals smh
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@KarlSmallwood
“So let me get this straight.. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world.. Is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands.. And your plan.. is to black mail this person? Good luck!”
🤣🤣
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@PRlNCEOFLOTHRIC
Infinity Gauntlet to the ribs made Hulk disappear for the rest of the Avengers films lmao
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@Whotfismick
There’s a very big difference between a lack of appreciation for things, and having things held over you as leverage BECAUSE something was done for you…
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@big_business_
Got diced up by a man in CROCS. This the type of experience that turn folks into professional e-sports players
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@JaYunnaMonae
Real men aren’t mad at this. Why? Because a real man can look at you for 3 seconds and know you aren’t meant to be a wife. You an insta baddie. Your presence is strictly for sex and to elevate the status of the man you’re with. You a piece of validation, not a homemaker.
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@overtime
If these two weren’t rivals and actually played together they would have decimated the NBA
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@banktelller
Loserrrrrrr
Go meet some people, strike up a conversation, learn peoples names. Stop going out and intentionally separating yourself in social settings, no one is gunna come be your friend out of pity. Quit being timid and create your own fun
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@MarkIII824
LeBron passed Kobe in points in 2020 and is JUST NOW passing him in missed shots. There’s really no way you can try and spin this as a negative against Bron. Kobe has nearly 7k less points on the same amount of shot attempts
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@mainbitchclique
Nothing fun about standing in the back of the shower with half the water falling on your leg 😒
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@WingerBell
“I’m just on some slime shit, I’m back on that slime stuff…”
YOUR HONOR I CAN EXPLAIN
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@overtime
Swear I have a vid of being in the same exact situation. “Why you so aggressive, we work together!” 🤣🤣🤣
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@nbagossippp
This is legit the first time I’ve ever seen an NBA player with a WNBA player.. Why is there not more of this 😅
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@kirawontmiss
They don’t have ANY AC though, not in their public buildings, transportation, houses… They just cooking out there lol
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@TheDunkCentral
In my humble opinion losing the Inside the NBA crew would severely impact how people watch and perceive the NBA, including worsening the media coverage on the game itself… We want commentary from former players, not a bunch of star analysts who never played
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@ctrltyy
Hilarious that a Meg Thee Stallion fan account is going to tell me I’m not the intelligent one, because I’m not basing my voting on ‘black girl magic’ lmao. You’re the mindless sheep the democrats bank on to blindly follow them every election.
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@RipSlumpy
Literally hit two game winning buzzer beaters back to back games 🤣 both shots they were damn near down too
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@LegionHoops
@realapp_
Cardosa put up 15 points and 14 rebounds in less minutes, she’s literally better than Angel Reese and doesn’t even play the same minutes
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@abditrm
What a maestro… Can’t believe how much we took this for granted… One of the best offensive primes we’ve ever seen
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@yc
Half of this Knicks team was throwing cups of water on each other in the dorm rooms years ago 🤣
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@ClutchPoints
@TomerAzarly
Grant Williams is an exception but why tf are current Hornets players celebrating in the Celtic’s locker room?!
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@DramaAlert
Maybe the most positive thing I’ve ever seen you tweet about a black person
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@TheChrisKazama
And out of the 10 white rappers with platinum albums, two of them are John Cena and Mark Wahlberg 🤣
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@FiveStateHoops
Terrible move to go to LSU. Hope she transfers somewhere to give her more shine. She’s a WNBA talent
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@KayJanay__
What’s funny is that single men, who have been able to do this forever, don’t brag about this or wear it as a badge of validation. These are just conveniences we enjoy. Going out of your way to brag about this shows you’re trying to find the positives in your loneliness.
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@wildkarduno
No character development, no deep understanding of self, just infatuated by attention and validation. Only concerned with how they appear to others. Lack of hobbies or passions that are outside of themselves. Very poor ability to hold deep conversations
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@LordSnow
You missed the scene that had one of the best dialogs from Queen Margaery: “Cersei understands the consequences of her actions, and she is absent ANYWAY. Which means she does NOT intend to suffer those consequences.”
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@_claypot
Give us the settings of feudal Japan, African tribal land, Russian/European tundra, Asian metropolis…
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@yc
He dropped his first bangers when Dame Lillard was a rookie, now Dame is a 12 year, 34 year old veteran… All while Chief is still under 30 ☠️
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@DJZeeti
lol you said nothing wrong but technically this looks like 50-100 grand worth of Chanel, after taxes he’s pulling in like 22-25 million a year. Moreso the equivalent of taking her out to Nobu when you make 150 grand a year lol
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@iam_johnw
The most bottom of the barrel NBA player is better than every single other player in the country not in the NBA 😅
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@primediscussion
Except Lil Dicky was light years better, more original, funny, and has a TV show to blast. This is like the low budget version. A mix of him and Logic 🤣
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@Mayham_H
Gunna use Duolingo to learn Valyrian so I can tell my bosses ‘a dragon is not a slave’ whenever they ask me to perform a task
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@UncleDemi
Trying to score a bucket in the last seconds of the game when your team already LOST just to maintain a record, is what’s truly embarrassing here
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@statmuse
This guy got drafted 3 years after, played an entire career, and just became a head coach… All within LeBron still playing and averaging above 25ppg in that span. Insane
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@badgal_ari
The likelihood that you can become a person that looks like this while maintaining your health and fitness while also having a career completely separate from the gym is extremely slim lol. Maybe 2%-5% max people look like this
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@hashjenni
All they do is drink, eat at restaurants and go out/smoke hookah. 0 unique personality traits or hobbies, just ‘baddie’. Definitely not for me
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@TailedBetsHQ
He working out to Miles Bridges music and that should tell you most of what you need to know about this kid 🤣
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@TheDunkCentral
Alpha move. Bring up getting dunked on yourself so others can’t hold that over you. Own your shortcomings so people can’t use them against you. Chess not checkers 😅
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@jakeshieldsajj
Why do white people only complain about black people receiving inclusive treatment (DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH) and not any other race?
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@BeenRichSport
Marbury, Odom and Stoudemire… Awful influences 🤣 way to lead the young guys man, Bron and Wade think they posing for a G Unit video lmao
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@ObeezyLive
He was honest, made it digestible and not like he was begging or demanding, was funny as hell while being real and candid. Druski a generational talent fr
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@vitalyzdtv
It’s not a black people thing, more of a ‘let’s extract as many resources as possible from a nerd trying to exploit us’ type of thing
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@kirawontmiss
Yeah they probably pretty cool besides carrying diseases that have the potential to end humanity
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@SouthpawSwade
Shoutout to all the hip hop tracks that sampled legendary Jazz records and captured those pockets from 4 seconds of the song 😅
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@Amirkhary
2Pac more successful than many of us will ever be and he did it all younger than us. Whenever I wanna feel depressed I think about this 🤣
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@SheabuttrPapi
Grouping 97 and 03 babies together is absolutely insane lol nobody born after 9/11 is a legit adult to me or ever will be 😅
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@haveFAITHbeetch
Damn I needed y’all when I commented this on their post and all the klan members came for me 🤣
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@vitalyzdtv
It’s not a black people thing, more of a ‘let’s extract as many resources as possible from a nerd trying to exploit us’ type of thing
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@___Colb___
What are you talking about?? He bowed out of beef that DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIM.
This ain’t about sparring or claiming who in the top spot, all those rappers got real animosity for each other. Drake about to call in J Prince type shit. Cole wasn’t meant for this
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@badassmonae_
‘It’s called dissociation’ it’s very emotionally immature refusing to acknowledge your past relationships. It shows your unwillingness to process difficult emotions, and lack of accountability in improving the way your relationships turn out. Trying to preserve yourself from pain
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@thebestofnat
I read somewhere that white folks preference regarding black folks comes from the fact that they can use their authority and resources as leverage over them for control. Unrelated but thought it was Interesting to think about
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