Tokey-Wan Kenobi, Esq.
@Tokey_WanKenobi
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Cricket, LFC, Baltimore Ravens and intoxication enthusiast.
Joined December 2012
Friendly reminder that Oxford University is older than the Maori presence on New Zealand.
I need this photo plastered everywhere across Aotearoa. Look what happens when you try and rewrite history and diminish Maori. Toitu Te Tiriti โ๐ฝ
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@projectethos5 @iamyesyouareno Not sure on the details so please don't quote me on this, but I have some vague recollection of some Police Report in Atlanta saying like 40% of all Atlanta crime can be traced to like 1000 individuals.
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@dchickman @iowahawkblog Half the NFL is made up of kids who had no choice but to go all in one American football. It's a culture issue.
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@noxraptus Honestly surprised they haven't airbrushed Spacey from every published version of this picture Nikolai Yezhov style.
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@rPrequelMemes I love how sequels fans defend this like if that was possible ALL warfare in the galaxy wouldn't just be strapping hyperspace engines to hunks of metal and firing them at light speed at each other. It is easily the biggest world breaking thing I've seen in any major franchise.
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@AnfieldRd96 It's the circumstance. If his career was ended by injury today (god forbid), he goes down as a legend. If he leaves, he instantly becomes worse than Owen. Owen, Macca etc. left an average LFC. A local lad wanting to leave when they're the best in Europe? Shameful. .
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@TZSA_ I did not know Thailand had nuclear weapons but that was an ICBM launch if I've ever seen one.
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@martymcfly_fr @gurgavin Because men are not vain enough to document themselves doing nothing for their employer and millions of others to see online for some internet likes and attention. When men make a living doing nothing, they shut the fuck up about it for 15 years and then go retire.
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@CathyReisenwitz No fault divorce is one of the pillars behind society's push to destroy the family and relegate men to subordinate roles in society. The end of this practice would be a great thing. Simply choose your partner correctly, and take accountability for wrong choices.
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@KleinKleinKlein @wanyeburkett To be fair, this is because so many of us work bullshit, unimportant jobs. When you build houses, it's easy to see how your job benefits society. When you send pointless emails 8hr a day in an industry that brings no joy to anyone, it's easy to feel the way she does.
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Norm never missed.
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the 1/.
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@Sxne19iv2 @LOUW1LL LFC also top in Europe as well, also 6 points ahead is not steam rolling it. Is all of Europe just having a year off?.
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@DwWork2 @GeorgeHuxl1ey @pettinera @Fraser_Knight Explain why Muslims are 6% of the population but 90% of the terror watch list.
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@verymoisturized As soon as it becomes a wider cultural/sexual symbol of natural womanhood, they will make a prosthetic one part of the surgery.
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@Bottomf33dr @9mm_smg If you choose India, you risk being sent to Pakistan or Bangladesh, which I can say from personal experience, are much worse places to be.
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@DudespostingWs @a_davies1 women could never hope to match the wholesomeness of this immaculate W.
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@AnfieldRd96 I'm so tired of our naivety, we basically play a 2-4-4 and act like other teams aren't good enough to touch us, and it's got to stop before we find ourselves struggling for 4th.
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@sw_holocron Cutting this gif immediately before Obi-Wan's iconic overhand block is a war crime.
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@TheVireEver @Howlingmutant0 It's crazy how often these people's logic just boils down to "it's only okay to verbally harass the whites". They really don't have any thoughts with more depth than that.
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@SaveYourSons This is a dangerous and irresponsible thing to tweet an account followed by so many dads.
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@Nabyllionaire To be fair, if the goal of the world cup was to actually have the 32 best footballing nations on the planet competing, probably 30 of 32 contestants would be European or Latin American nations.
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Lampard after seeing Mason Mount start a Euro final for England
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@Octavius_Vice @DisgracedProp This literally gave me flashbacks to University, why is this so accurate?.
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@EdgeCrusher14 @HarmlessYardDog @DogRightGirl Leftists are generally only ACAB when they're not in power lol.
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@CraigNarramoore @davidgaw @BadWeaponTakes Particularly when you consider how many of the insurgents in their theoretical war would be US Armed forces veterans with knowledge of their tactics and how to effectively operate captured hardware like vehicles, artillery pieces, etc.
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@AsianHotep @JUSTcatmeme @a_davies1 not sure if you've ever seen the full rant. What's crazier is I think this was before Kim Potter's incident.
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@_drawthentic_ To think like these people, you need to have never been a 10 year old boy. When I was 6 LOTR The Two Towers just came out, I spent my time in class not listening to lessons and pretending to shoot arrows at imaginary orcs hiding in the trees.
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@AnfieldRd96 People say Jota is the best signing of the Klopp era and I get the argument, but reality is nothing we've achieved happens if we don't sign Fabinho. He's gargantuan.
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@SSDWarIord @Zis4Victory @TheMadDimension You're retarded. These titles were given for deeds done in that place, e.g. Germanicus was named so for his campaigns in Germany. It's the equivalent of naming modern generals "Patton the German", "Rommel the African" etc. Scipio was Roman, born and bred.
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@RichardHanania The first sentence of the last pic is scary. Very Soviet. "A simple vote to recognize pride month". "It should have been a foregone conclusion. There was no need for it to be contested. Why aren't you all just doing what you're told?".
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@bennyjohnson It makes perfect sense when you realize the goal of the ad is not to sell beer ๐คทโโ๏ธ.
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@j_singlet @iBaseball_1 @ArielEsq305 Any man who goes around calling himself anything other than his actual name has the mental age of 8.
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@Artichok3Artist @wayotworld @Channel4News In addition to all the historical answers you've been given, every single Western European nation today. Just because the news doesn't tell you it's an invasion, doesn't stop it from being one. There's plenty of violence and rape involved, too.
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@SNicotinus They kidnapped caterpillars to make silk because they were so fed up of those sweet, sweet Chinese goods bankrupting them.
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@The_Dirty_Mac @MozzK5 @SimpleSCOTUS I'm not throwing a temper tantrum, I'm stating my opinion on the law in a calm fashion ๐.
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@SoDamnTrue some animals need to be culled back so they dont destroy their food supply due to a lack of natural predators in their habitat.
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@simmon_c3 Left-wing artists out of work? Please God, please let it happen. I love RDR2 and Arthur Morgan. But did Roger Clark protest for one auto manufacturer put out of work? One miner? One farm hand replaced by invaders?. If not, why should I care about him being replaced? Serious Q.
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@sportbible Manchester United have not been victorious in a domestic competitive fixture in which they did not receive a penalty since July 16th.
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@bigtechvon @JoshLekach Yup. I'm an attorney finding this big time in litigation. I'm decent enough at my job, but long term won't be able to compete with the guys who genuinely ENJOY putting in a 10-12 hour day on case briefs, etc.
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@Drew_5_3_1 @OlivierMassie @Babygravy9 So if I play a portable video game when I'm taking a dump I'm good, but if I need even one second of video games to chill and enjoy myself after work I'm wasting my time? Aight.
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@The_Dirty_Mac @MozzK5 @SimpleSCOTUS That's fair. For what it's worth, I also think we should expand the use of nuclear power across society, as you seem to based on your previous comment.
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@LeopoldNick @SauloLondono @byHeatherLong @ZaidJilani My money is for whatever the fuck I say it is. Have you met the average person? Have you seen dumb they are? How ignorant? How disgusting?. Why would I give them money when I could give it to my wonderful, intelligent, charismatic children?. The dregs of society get nothing.
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Decolonisation was a mistake. The most stable and prosperous Sub- Saharan Africa has ever been was under European control. Most African nations have become nothing but cesspools of corruption and decline since the Europeans left.
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@uncledoomer He's got to be the most painfully unfunny of them all. Certainly among the males, there's a couple of the women that are maybe worse. Everything this guy does is just genuinely terrible though, IMO. Whoever told him he was funny owes him an apology.
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@WurzelRoot The "economic miracle" is that these immigrants consume goods, and the share prices of the mega corps go up. That's it. That's the extent of the economic miracle.
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@onewiththegif @a_davies1 focus on a different guy everytime. Virtually all of them are having an experience closer to footloose/a seizure than a sword fight.
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@LibertyCappy More like "I'll let you try this AFTER you re-write the second one like you're explaining it to a six year old".
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@AnfieldRd96 Says a lot that I view Wolves as a bigger banana skin than Utd, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that.
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@sunposting @CredenceClearoj @genzalternative @SpicyCammy It will prevent it from happening to decent members of society again?. Since y'know, this is like the 4th time. What happens to dogs that bite four people?.
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@ImFromCI @CaptainChihua @WJBMass @CSocjalista These people are malicious invaders who seek to usurp European sovereignty, everywhere migrants go in Europe crime is rampant. The evidence is everywhere. Why do these invaders deserve my sympathy?.
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@Supergirl022900 @UberFacts Yes we can make it say that civilians can own any weapon they want with no interference from the government. The 2nd amendment was meant to ensure that civilians can never be outgunned by the gov. Anyone who says otherwise is I'll informed or outright lying.
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An excellent thread detailing how the media continues to attempt to normalise trial by public opinion. Adjust your "Rome is burning" clocks, we've firmly reached the era of proscription.
Today Josh Moon of Kiwi Farms mentioned something under-discussed, which is how the media class increasingly acts to strip people of protection *from* crimes. I'm talking non-violent ones, here. This is a form of soft anarcho-tyranny, or the robbing of rights through other means.
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@bigdandy5 @MrHedgepig1 @olicoulsxn Kinda argued against your own point here, fella, if Argentina cannot project more power onto the Falklands from 7400 miles closer than an island the size of Michigan, they probably shouldn't have them.
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@JamesPearceLFC Protest the club trying to generate revenue, then criticize the club for not spending money on big transfer fees and contracts. I love LFC but a lot of its fans are delusional lefties who think money comes from nowhere.
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@P_M_Cu @GalahadofMalta @a_davies1 โChurch and State, Soul and Body, God and Man, are all one at Mont Saint Michel, and the business of all is to fight, each in his own way, or to stand guard for each other.โ.
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@ScoobertDrew @genzalternative @SpicyCammy Right, like being locked away from outside society totally for the next 30 years, agreed.
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@RLA_Chairman @ghostbrowser8 @AfricanHub_ The Ottomans kidnapped hundreds of thousands of children from Greece and the Balkans to be used as slaves. Greece and the Balkans have functioning bridges, and always have. Explain this discrepancy.
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@TanaGaneva @California__Cri There has never been a state in history that is simultaneously pro-worker and pro-immigration. To anyone with a basic grasp of supply and demand, this doesn't need to be said or explained.
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@MichaelVaughan I'd prefer we all grew up and stopped pretending it's a bad thing for a player to swear in the heat of the game. .
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@AjDietzel @Dom_2k Can anyone confirm that the first dude was issued a Permaquil prescription?.
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@LolaMotz @baileyjroc @peterrhague @8lackPrince Literally all of those things are true lol. The fact you are having a hard time reconciling the fact you were lied to and believed it is not an issue for the general public.
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