@yo @Paul_LaBlanc i'm gonna take a meta-shit in your metapool

@PragObots the only difference between biden/harris and trump is that trump is stupid enough to say out loud that he wants to ethnically cleanse Gaza

@davidfrum david do you believe in santa claus too? because that would be more credible than this

@Eliana_Goldin @ShaiDavidai free speech doesn't mean you're obligated to have a chat with any deranged lunatic

@pandafresh @adamjohnsonCHI @dbessner True, you could just do it on federal land or something

@adamjohnsonCHI @dbessner Only for federal crimes, so you can do all the mail fraud you want for that day

@lookup_vee @salthenurse08 @notdanilu How would you show documentation beforehand? You'd have to know they were going to detain you, unless you walk around everyday carrying your passport and birth certificate

@gartmartin9 @IronStache @KlementSausage wouldn't that be cannibalism?

@1918friends @aebgiven Did they actually get to read the paper? I thought Milchick just showed it to Mark briefly

@aview2akill @steveglines @mrbou44_charles @AutismCapital Have you ever actually opened a bible

@ShondaGifford @AutismCapital IRS doesn't care if you're here illegally or your income is illegal, they'll still take their cut lol

@saras76 @harryjsisson Asperger's doesn't make you do Hitler salutes you fucking moron

@MrAndyNgo

@NatCon2022 bet he's real hot down there

@EPluribusUnumYT @NewsWire_US Can he give that money to other candidates assuming he doesn't run again?

@jgebbia twitter really needs to cap the lengths of tweets again, nobody wants to read all this shit

@shut_up_mary @mrs_g_rider It's a nice way for people to support their loved ones who are having a kid (loved ones are people who enjoy spending time with you, in case you're unfamiliar with the concept)

@4NonyaBusiness @mrs_g_rider Don't go then if you don't want to buy gifts. The point of a baby shower is to get stuff the parents will need, and the registry helps with that. I'd hate to be the 3rd person to show up with a stroller because using a registry is "rude"

@shut_up_mary @sailorvee22 @mrs_g_rider What is she supposed to do with 4 of the same item? The people giving the gifts obviously meant well but have actually just given her the chore of returning/donating things she can't use

@lhfang how many times have you been robbed by the wallet inspector?

@_HanTyumi @nicksummy @the_transit_guy Also a president who never visited or really had anything to do with Alaska