Tesla Patriot 🇺🇸
@TeslaPatriot
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Inventor of Patent 11,932,230 auto-shift; Ludicrously conservative; Tesla/TSLA owner; @GunPatent Attorney; S Plaid Ultra Red; Trump Question Guy.
DFW Texas
Joined August 2022
They made a nice short video of my shareholder question to Elon about Trump.
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@PamKeithFL Those 20,000,000 missing votes never existed. They were Covid mail.Ballot fraud. That’s how you stole the 2020 election. Don’t worry this will all be made clear shortly.
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@DrBenTapper1 @Matt_Bracken48 Just remove the liability protection for vaccines containing Mercury. They’ll figure it out.
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@CollinRugg Result: husband is incentivized to work harder. Wife quits her crappy job and stays home raising kids. Pro family.
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@SawyerMerritt I suspect that Rocky doesn’t “recognize” any product he’s not paid to endorse.
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This is a cool one. The renderings rarely impress. My eye lingered on this one.
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@amuse Trump now has the moral authority and political capital to do a wholesale cleanse and rebuilding of federal law enforcement and intelligence agencies.
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Republicans now love Elon. Tesla market just doubled. Told ya so.
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Cybertruck Rear Gigacasting(s) Analysis (image by @TeslaPHX):. The green is the big one-piece casting. Yellow are separate "castings" that are connected to the upper parts of the wheel wells. These appear to be machined parts with the tell-tale surface finish. Upper tabs
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It’s mine! Off to a local.Taco lunch, then Starbase.
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From my Christmas haul: a SpaceX Mars terraforming mug.
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@briandstone__ I drove from Dallas to Austin (200 mi) in a Tesla model X Plaid that was not readied, and had only 60% charge. I stopped to charge and took a bathroom break. The shop finished making my sandwich the moment my phone told me I had the charge needed to proceed. Zero delay.
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Optimus on display in the Plano TX showroom. Looks like a display model showing real actuators but not fingers or anything actually operational.
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@ScottAdamsSays This is an excellent discussion of Kamala's history from one who knew it well. She was always an underqualified opportunist.
Harmeet Dhillon is a San Francisco lawyer who’s known Kamala Harris for more than 20 years. Her verdict: Kamala Harris is a criminal. Here are the details. (0:43) Who Really Is Kamala Harris?.(2:41) Kamala and Willie Brown.(22:17) How Does Kamala Pronounce Her Name?.(32:23)
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New X delivered this morning. Inspected to perfection. The General Manager said he spent two hours detailing it last night. Love the red brake calipers and new badging.
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What model of Ferrari did I just Plaid-spank? (He started it).
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Lunch with a friend today. Six years ago he was in a hospital bed dying of leukemia when he told his wife he only wished he’d been just a little less responsible and gotten that red Corvette. His wife said that he would beat the cancer and promised that when he had survived 5
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@justcuuper @EvThat Saying “inflation is plummeting” is like having a broomstick inserted in your backside and being happy it’s not being pushed in as fast as it goes still deeper.
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I did a thing….Ultra Red Plaid on the way. Picking up at Starbase delivery center (Brownsville) this month.
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Factory tour report: Yesterday I and three great bros took the Gigafactory Texas tour in Austin, earned by referring a vehicle sale that the factory built. One of the bros was my son who aspires to be a robotics engineer but who has a dozen years before picking a major. The
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THE WETTEST CYBERTRUCK YOU EVER SAW!.My wife just called to tell me that there’s a Cybertruck at the supercharger she was visiting in Dallas. The friendly driver is a Tesla employee from New Zealand who is employed to “put some miles” on the engineering vehicle. He said that he
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(Please repost🙏) For Sale: my beloved Tesla 2018 Model S P100dL. Silver/White. All options except FSD (being transferred to new Plaid). Pristine and eye-wateringly gorgeous even with 93k miles. Was $145k new. $39,990 is my alternative to an easy trade-in. Located DFW. DM for
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@Stone_tossers "Affordable" and "free" mean enslaving someone else to provide it. That takes away a portion of their life. So no, those things aren't pro-life.
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@SawyerMerritt Advertising that one is self driving will generate exploitations by other drivers. Jerk over to get you to make room for a cut off merge, etc.
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@spotted_model Every car I’ve ever owned has been faster than everyone who’s not in a hurry.
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@Rusty2954 When they hear their faces go from being cheerful individuals to obedient subjects.
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Crazy 12.3.3 obedience to yellow lights. Not sure you can tell how hard it stopped for this one.
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BREAKING NEWS: I've been granted a US patent for the auto-shift invention Tesla needs. I invented and patented an alternative solution to the “swipe-to-shift” function that some dislike, and which Road & Track called “a bad design”. I love stalkless in both our Tesla cars, but
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Saw my first on the road Cybertruck yesterday by my own home. Right before I saw a car with this bumper sticker. I ended up next to home at a light, rolled down and told him I liked his sticker. Then asked “Wanna drag?” He smiled and said “sure!” Because is was in an X plaid I
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@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Tesla is essentially counter suing in a lawsuit in which their subsidiary got sued. This is defensive. (I’m a patent attorney with 33 years of practice).
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@MFaulkno1 @ejkessler413 @TomFitton @elonmusk I’ll pray for his physical safety. @elonmusk doesn’t need God’s help financially.
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This is what 62 looks like when you are happily celebrating a birthday with your wonderful wife and children of 4 and 8.
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My wife says it’s really important that I bring something home for the kids every time I go on a trip. Is this enough?
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@niccruzpatane @rolotomars @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @tesla_na He’s trying to hard to make it look bad with the ford. Acting.
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@DoctorJack16 @RealHenryBowman Brainwashing works. They’ve also been brainwashed to believe that Trump supporters are evil. This type of thing doesn’t always end well.
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@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog “Balls to the wall”?! This seemingly-toxic phrase originates harmlessly in the steam engine era. A steam engine would have a “ball governor” that looks like a spinning whirligig on top. As the engine spins closer to its maximum speed, the balls swing outward (toward the walls).
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@GayBearRes Go shopping at your asking price. If you find nicer houses than yours, then so will your best buyers.
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@libsoftiktok When they blame Trump’s rhetoric they are saying “he deserves to be assassinated”.
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@EZebroni Yes. Unless it was advertised with them and required to display. Total loser look that defeats the purpose.
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If you had $100,000,000 in liquid assets and a family with growing kids, would you work 60-hour weeks?.
Looking forward I have no concrete plans beyond spending more time with my family and young kids. But, as people who know me well can attest, I have difficulty sitting still for long… 😄.
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First grade teacher requested a light show for her class. Kids love Teslas. Ours center and right and a classmate parents’ at left who bought recently with our referral.
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@ScottAdamsSays You also need to believe that intelligent civilizations that develop near light speed travel would spend generations traveling dozens or hundreds of light years in search of an inhabited planet and then peek around and disappear for more generations.
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Everyone’s missing the point. The dam is going to break on right wing resistance to EVs.
I didn’t think they could mess up a Cybertruck with a wrap. I was wrong!
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@stuartpstevens @StatisticsTesla I love it when people think they can read the minds of those they despise and never actually talk to.
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@ajtourville @SpaceX I totally agree. Of course, when Elon is advising Trump, he can’t exactly do this without sounding like a conflict of interest, but somebody needs to say it.
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@WholeMarsBlog @RmndCarr Which is probably why Trump doesn’t intend to put tariffs on everything. Bear in mind that virtually every Trump position is an initial negotiating position. Not the likely final result. The threat of tariffs generates improved fairness and trade advantage in negotiations.
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@timtoad1961 @PamKeithFL Be patient. It will come out so even a Democrat with an open mind can understand it.
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@Michael72098114 @peterrhague Travels are just time and wallet sponges. And you can’t get that time back. Ever.
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@DC_Draino @catturd2 Cheatle being attacked by AOC is the “tell” that this is part of the plan to hide something far worse and to leave critics satisfied that we threw her into the briar patch.
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@niccruzpatane Without disagreeing, I still honestly don’t understand why having a picture of your car that you can spin around is a great triumph of a user interface.
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BREAKING: Auto Shift (Beta) first test. It works great. And it appears to infringe my patent (see pinned post).
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@LastCallCNBC @TeslaLisa @GerberKawasaki @elonmusk So divest and shut up. He’s not going to follow your political clients’ narrative.
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@JohnnaCrider1 @catturd2 I never saw a single word of hatred toward anyone who was vaxxed simply for being vaxxed. In contrast….
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The new yoke is here! Happily and inexplicably a warranty service. And the technician said that the paperwork didn’t require him to take the wheel so I’m keeping the original for display, signed by the makers!. Seamed and stitched material feels great. The camera button brings
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@niccruzpatane Why is it a triumph to have a giant picture of a car with three simple controls, with all the other functions squeezed to the edges?.
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@JonathanTurley Any nation that acts to undermine the civil liberties of Americans in our own country is at war with us.
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@Aella_Girl “Late 30s” means that the entire best two decades of her life for attracting a mate and raising children have been squandered . Men want what they lack (love, children, a happy home) and don’t need more of what they already have (“success” or “an equal”). The men who marry a.
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@Tommy_Torres @Tesla As an amateur musician (drummer) I HEAR the musical performance in a Tesla like I don’t in headphones, or typical home audio systems. I can hear the bass player’s musicianship. I can hear the layers of drum sounds.
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If you want to know the future, ask the children. The 4th-5th graders who help in the carpool line all whisper and alert each other when “a Tesla is coming up!”. They really do. These are girls and boys both and I believe they have a big influence on parental purchasing.
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@nypost “Popular college bar area”. I’ll wager that this was not college students like you’re being primed to envision.
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@Rainmaker1973 Next time I’m lost in the forest with an apple and a broken lighter I’ll be sure to try this.
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@saveusculture Watch their faces drop when they hear. From cheerful individuals to cowed subjects.
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@KurtSchlichter This 35-year lawyer gets a warm feeling from this post. Side tip: I retitled my top admin assistant and office manager “Chief of Staff”. Lots of benefit for everyone.
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@Jason @realcryptopapa So block him. Let others hear what he has to say. Free speech includes freedom to listen.
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Kids love Tesla. True story this week: the first grade teacher told us that some boys were discussing amongst themselves the news that one of the kids “comes to school in a spaceship!” Of course, they were referring to our Model X.
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@alex_avoigt The strange thing in the comments is that people think this is a debate. When it’s merely a free market decision by individual users and buyers what they prefer.
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@SawyerMerritt @JenniferJJacobs Democrats loved Trump until he announced as a Republican. They loved Elon until he advocated free speech.
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@LiberalGenXVet @DefiyantlyFree Explain how 20% more votes were cast in 2020 than 2016. When Covid made it harder and more fearsome than normal.
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@Peoples_Pundit The real miracle is that only barely half the nation has been hoaxed and brainwashed by the legacy media enough to support the worst presidential candidate in history.
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@garyblack00 If calling you a “short term trader” is your idea of a personal attack or name calling then I think you’re a big cry-baby. Or maybe a drama queen. Or both.
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@gilduran76 Elon is much smarter than you. That’s why he is opposite your awful political opinions. Your cope is calling him immoral. But deep down you know he’s right.
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@spotted_model What’s the one most significant feature that I’m worried about here? None of them. Most are in a decade-old Camry.
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@elonmusk @petergyang I’d rather my kids got an unpaid summer internship at an Elon Musk company than a full ride at Stanford.
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@libsoftiktok @yesnicksearcy This is why Teslas are great. They have 8 cameras covering the exterior at all times.
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