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Just got to say "That doesn't work for me, brother" in a work meeting and it's the best day of my life.
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Bully Ray could not look more like Alex Jones here
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@Eurovision
@SteveHReports
@LOREEN_TALHAOUI
Ask her what she thinks of the jury fixing it for her to win
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@ThatChris1209
I watched Star Trek a lot and was fascinated whenever the Klingons would slice their hands open with a knife to make a blood pact or whatever. So I tried it. It hurt like fuck. Genuinely don't understand where my head was at for that one.
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@KatyMontgomerie
"They go shopping now." As opposed to in the past when they didn't own things?
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Emma Kennedy remains undefeated in the world's worst tweeter stakes
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I've wished for an exit poll like that for 15 years and thanks to Starmer I genuinely couldn't care less
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Evergreen tweet
England does not get nearly enough heat for their role in all this
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I've decided to give up alcohol for good. It's ruining my life and my relationships. It's going to be difficult so I'm saying it here to keep myself accountable.
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@IDrinkThere4IAm
@thatbilloakley
If I got paid 300 million for a year of work I'd work for exactly 1.25 days.
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Sickening to think that Musk's purge of inactive accounts could get rid of this piece of British heritage. Sick fucking bastards indeed.
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@xoxogossipgita
I guarantee he couldn't tell you the names of half the people he's stolen from.
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@MuseumOfHorror
@imshanereaction
Did you really feel this tweet was a worthwhile use of your time?
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United fans outraged when NXT shows are filmed outside of Florida
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Yes, I would like my descendants to be mocked if they take a Union Jack couch cushion onto public transport.
Is this the future you want for your daughters and granddaughters? 😡
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I'm not saying Leeds is a backwater hillbilly town, but this clock has the wrong Roman numeral for 4.
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Probably my sword fetish
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@fellawrites
@Independent_ie
Yes, it genuinely is them printing stories constantly about trans people trying to live their lives.
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@CellarDoor747
@Mr_Considerate
So if Biden makes a decision that results in your whole family dying you'd just hold up your arms and say "that's how you do a war"
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Watching Dynamite and they've done my most hated thing in wrestling. They've brought out an old ECW wrestler to say they paved the way for the young performers. I don't fucking care, it's been twenty fucking years.
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@SzMarsupial
@TheBarrylad
I like the implication that the university wouldn't have just had them for like fire drills or open days.
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Why do cunts fetishise child abuse?
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@KatyMontgomerie
I'm so happy trans people don't have to starve naked in their homes anymore now that they can go shopping. Sometimes in packs even!
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My mate's mum died so I messaged him to offer my condolences and the emoji he's used in the reply has sent me into orbit
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I've come out to meet my mum for a pint and she's got me doing her work e-learning modules
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God:
CAN THIS MAN NOT GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT EATING AN APPLE
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His barber
Say hello to the newest member of the
@AEW
official Roster Page.
Who do you want to see his first match against?
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@Hoba_rce
@fuckyouiquit
They simply don't. They extract wealth from companies that provide jobs.
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Joke's on you, I have no inferiors.
If you want to see the true measure of a person, watch how they treat their inferior, not their equivalent.
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I've got something to put in you
At the Che Bar, Che Bar, Che Bar!
fondly remembering when Doncaster had a Ché Guevara themed bar for some reason
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That is LITERAL Nazi shit
GP’s will soon be stripped of the ability to sign people off work as part of a major government inititive to crack down on ‘sick note culture’
Rishi Sunak says people should stop 'over-medicalising the everyday challenges and worries of life'
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@criminalplaza
I was like 13 and phoned some random person working in the discovery channel in America on a free phone number I'd seen just to ask what happened because it wasn't airing in the UK for 5 months and no-one I knew had the internet.
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@ExcessivelyLewd
@johnny_oats
Then you're not posting about censorship, or a lawyer, so you're neither?
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