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@NetflixNaija
@asemota
I want to assume that this was set in the western context. A typical Nigerian wife will break your head there and then. Let heavens fall.
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@Adanne___
😄 Confidence.
You should have schooled the person a bit. We know CVs can be overhyped so I need to hear from you, who you are, what you've done and what you stand for. CV is basically for records. My interacting with you is what I need.
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@Mr_MbulaziSA
Some are lessons. Things you need to learn about yourself, relationships and stuff that come with it. And that can't be learnt any other way than experience.
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@Ada_Ojilibeka
See, if one doesn't know God for themselves, have a personal relationship with him, and have a strong mind, anybody can cook up anything and rattle you with it.
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@CaptainArinze
😅 Odogwu aburo guy name.😅😅Those that have "the" money don't make noise. There's difference between having money and having "the" money. Anambra men ji "the" money.
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@Wizarab10
Introverts are like this. Everything is ok, they just need to be alone in their own space one in a while. Assured there isn’t any issue, let the person be, they’ll come around. It takes a lot of unlearning for introverts to adapt and lose some self.
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@Morris_Monye
There’s this particular bread, left it unrefridgerated, didn’t spoil after 5 days. I was alarmed. Tells me the preservatives in it may just not be in healthy amounts.
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@JerrieRotimi
@Slimshaddy_13
Yes please. Knowing when to leave any room is part of emotional intelligence
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@tobishiyanbola
I know sometime like this. Cries at every emotion. At a funeral, she was profusely crying and eating hot rice at the same time. I kept staring cos I couldn't process the two actions happening at the same time. After that, when I see her crying, I don't really take it serious.
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@AuntyAdaa
@ifedayo_03
Question is what do you do with the energy saved from not typing in full?
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@UnclePamilerin
1. If he has an office you can redecorate it: change the blinds, add some nice figurines, diffusers, a vase, throw pillows.
2. You can get him an executive massage chair. It’s an office chair that has an inbuilt electronic massager.
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@Wizarab10
"If its money for medicine, maybe I'll give but not money for food" ?? 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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@Mr_MbulaziSA
What can I say? Thank you for personally knowing the 4 billion women in the world and speaking for each of them.
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@Letter_to_Jack
Men and women are so differently built.
Most men are logical, can compartmentalize sex and have it as an act on its own.
Most women mix sex with every other emotion.
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@AfamDeluxo
They'll gbaa boy during the day then come home to ogas house in the evening to all sorts of chores.
Meanwhile, if there's a female househelp, that one is junior madam. She hands out instructions to the umu boy.
Igbo men are rated 💯. 💪
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@SamuelOtigba
All sorts of response here 😂.
someone said e fit be all the value of X wey you dey find for secondary school. How do you think up such things?? 😅
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@Morris_Monye
Mental health is seriously neglected in this country. Alot is happening to our mental health and everyone just rides on. For some, the effect shows at once, for others it takes time.
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@MrMekzy_
Exactly. Be a real human being. You'll either be liked or not liked.🤷♀️
Well, I guess there's an over release of some kinda hormone when one meets someone they like. Makes them want to impress. Takes another level of maturity to keep cool it cool and be real.
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@ChidiZeus
@Chichi_Arinze
I love bants but I learnt people have different tolerance level for everything so I respect that and don't bant till I really know you're able to hold it.
Just respect boundaries. For the sake of peace.
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@mz_cathyy
I say this and not as an insult. I just want to hear that person’s different view cos in the end it might be reasonable.
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@omokehinde___
Nigerian lecturers just as you want to come in with this cap: young man are you ready for this defense or not?
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@KokiWabule
Extroverts can’t just understand it. That one can be totally happy, infact overjoyed and still be quiet.
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It’s a natural course. Once you start ignoring a loved one, it’s only a matter of time, they’ll develop thick emotional skin and get used to life without you. Then, indifference sets in.🤷🏻♀️
My ex did that a lot, any small argument or fight. He’d ignore me for hours or a day sef.
Man I was so stressed, started losing feelings and stopped caring whether we spoke or not.
I hate it sooo much🥲
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@tayoainafilms
What’s the point of posting one’s location at all? Whether pre, during or afterwards??
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@ayosogunro
@cchukudebelu
Until the maintainance culture changes in Nigeria, i cannot be excited at these beautiful projects I'm seeing.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Why i like twitter. You’ll still be articulating how to say stuff and boom someone just speaks your mind. You just hit like happily and move on.😁
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I open my scrabble board and first word I can form is 'Ogene'.
We need a scrabble system in the native languages please, not just English.
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@Ada_Ojilibeka
As an adult lady, you want to say you really don’t know what a “leading” situation is and avoid them?
Home visits, hotel visits, travel together…
Leave long story, everyone knows what they’re doing abeg.
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The day he followed me back, i logged off twitter for 2 hours to process that information and calm me down, then logged back in. 😁
Some people on here are priceless.
@unkonfined
is one.
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@AfamDeluxo
Wanted to comment on that post but didn't see the need.
How has doing any type of stuff for someone i care about become an issue?
But then understanding differs so whatever makes tweeps sleep well at night, let them run with it.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Monochrome, short sleeve trad with simple sandals still gives the smart casual look.
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@cchukudebelu
This app can be educative and informative though, depending on who you're following. Thanks all for these information.
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@AyoAtitebi
They took the earrings my bestie sent o. Gave me letter only. Years back. I haven't forgotten.
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@Gboye_Rave
In travelling together, what would ordinarily take months to learn about the other person, you’d learn in a trip. Patience/tolerance levels, thought patterns, emotional depth, hygiene, IQ, financial patterns, moods/vibes…
You’d learn some things about your own self too.
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@Auntyadaa
Including and not limited to:
-car tyres
-Spa massage session
-Loaded fuel/diesel card
-stock up his favorite munchies/nibbles/healthy drink.
- massage chair
- Renew his gym/cable/wifi/data sub for 6months-1 year.
-make a small party, celebrate him, for no reason.
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@g_diets_
@fresh_choco
That’s why we add nions, carrots, peppers, shredded meat, veggies…..to it.
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@Morris_Monye
Lolsss... Osuofia would say "who appointed you in the first place that you're now dissapointed?" . Mtchw.
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@vivaladira
@hartng
Training for 6-packs and general wellness/fitness exercises are not the same please.
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@CaptainArinze
Queens please, as you're doing laulau with one unique selling point, develop more. Men get bored easily.
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@iamrenike
I’ve gone to do professional make up twice. Didn’t fancy either. What’s with the layers of foundation, concealer, contour, bronzer?? I’m sticking to the little i know to do by myself. They should thank you very much.
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@oku_yungx
Sometimes, the heart will carry you dey go where you no know. That’s where values and discipline comes in.
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@jon_d_doe
Thank you.
Building together never ends. Even when you meet him/her considerably “made”, get yourself into their system and join in consolidating what’s made already and also making more. Two good heads will always be better than one.
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@Ssaasquatch
It’s funny. If the one i applied at first cannot work throughout the day, they should forget it.
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@CaptainArinze
Mine was a mail that I'd win some millions of pounds, I needed to pay 2% of the money to process. Signed CEO, Bank of London.
But this thing is simple, the money is in your custody yeah? okay I authorize you to take the 2% and send me the rest. No response after that.
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@ImohUmoren
Cuz, it hurts.
Then having several different world clocks to know when best to speak with them.
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Breathtaking.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Really this is not supposed to be funny. Not nice that laughing was my first response.
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@CaptainArinze
😳 35% pay raise at this time? Biko can i apply? I can fry plantain very well.😁
You've got a good heart Capt. Please stay good and God bless you.
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@CaptainArinze
1,200,000 a month newspaper allowance.
i.e 1,200,000 ÷ 30 days = N40, 000 per day for newspaper.
Minimum wage = N30, 000.
Fyi: 1 copy of Nigerian newspaper = N200.
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@CaptainArinze
Captain please nau, for you to have gained access into that space, you're already on some level of 'bigness'.
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@Eziahatoka
Absorb materials (books, audio, video etc) that talk about building self-esteem, confidence, positivity, God’s love…
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@CaptainArinze
And what happens to them when they're recovered? Cos we never get to hear beyond the news of the loot recovery. We still keep borrowing and being in debt.
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@AfamDeluxo
Reporting your intimate matters to people who dont personally know or give 2 hoots about you? To what end?
May we not take regrettable decisions when hurt and angry.
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@OgbeniDipo
Most social media users know this but in the heat of the moment, with hormones running wild, they just have to release. If they're ardent social media users, they see same as their community where they can run to & vent, to get some respite/sympathy.
Eventually, regrets roll in.
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@adetolaov
At least 22 people bought forms at N100M each. How much has ASUU been asking for??
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