Ayòmídé Vandross
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Speaking everyday truths that may sometimes offend you or challenge your biases.
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Joined November 2009
Nigerians will block drainages with dirt and complain that the government is useless when flood comes…. Very irresponsible sef of people.
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Closure!!!.
Why does Yoruba think "a dead child is better than a missing child"?.
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One of the greatest scams in recent times is a modern lady desiring a modern man yet desiring traditional woman benefits while hating on traditional woman responsibilities. Not seen anything more chaotic.
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I do not mean this derogatorily. Taking most Nigerian ladies out on dates is gradually becoming a foolhardy, a lot of our ladies go on multiple dates with different people within same period. They just want to eat and gram. You on the other hand is wasting your time and money.
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I hope @nordmotion knows the market is ready?. The last piece of this marketing campaign should be viable financing models to capture the middle income class. You should be looking at competing and eventually displacing the second hand Toyota market share. Say thank you 😊.
The all new Nord A9, Bold design, powerful performance, and limitless possibilities. #nordmotion #drivenord #nordA9
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I have a very close friend that was earning 25K when he met his wife, and 40K when they married. Babe was earning far more at the time. This was 2012/2013. He called me a few months back about how he was able to afford 1.5M Christmas for his in-laws last December. I am happy 😊.
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Sometime ago, I met one aunty, few days into conversation, she billed me 50K for one urgent need. I told her I couldn’t help and she goes ‘so all these your fine dressing is for nothing’. My response; I don’t work so hard to give all my earnings away to prostitutes….
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Called me ‘Omo Ale’ as a joke . No durling, We don’t do trenches vibes here.
~ What was that incident that made you stop your “Talking stage” with someone? . Share your story 🤔 😂.
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After working for them for 7 years, I had COVID, was queried for it and was given final warning letter for having COVID 19. They wanted me to die apparently. I resigned and joined a new place, they got angry that I had the audacity to leave😀. Wickedness boku for Naija and.
What’s the craziest thing that happened to you while at work ?.
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The way you people spend lavishly on relationship matters on this app, I hope you guys are taking care of your parents sha ?.
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This generation is mad, we are trying to rationalize prostitution ???😳.
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Some of you are begging people to stay in your life because you are unaware of how powerful your future is……. If only you knew.
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Twitter standards: you can open your legs and collect (have sex ) at Will with people you barely know, no big deal. Cooking ? That’s too intimate . 😂🤡🤡.
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The likelihood of most you single guys to marry Olosho is quite high! Very very high 🤣🤣🤣.
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You directed a movie and pissed on your people’s culture by portraying EYO as a criminal gang cos you hate Tinubu, two years after you are surprised the mob you served suddenly have turned to call you bigot 🤣. Elewa, Olobe.
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I came to the west and realized that Oyinbo women do all these feminine activities our sisters complain about. They cook for their husbands and take care of their children, the men support them(as should be) and interestingly , . They still share bills 🤣. 1).
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This is a very long story. I hope you can read it till the end. So after two years of the incident, I finally find a place through the trauma to tell my story, possibly one the most painful and traumatic experience of my life. I fought evil while in the hands of death. It all.
I shall tell the full story today! . No longer afraid to tell it.
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Not judging but if you are old enough, you will understand why posting something like this can harm future opportunities.
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May your eyes be opened to see if she really loves you or just wants to get married.
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There is no amount of wickedness and disrespect a woman wouldn’t dish out to you when she believes she is settling for less.
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You changed houses and only told your bf after weeks and even got annoyed he showed up at your former house without calling. You told him you wanted to show him something and later took him to a house fully furnished. He was to stay over one day because he was out helping…. (1.
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The one I worked with cried when her subordinate who she didn’t recommend for promotion for almost seven years was unanimously approved for promotion at the board level. In her words, ‘you know you don’t deserve this promotion’ while crying. I worked with the devil. I saw it.
A Female boss or A Male boss?.
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I shared this picture with my Oyinbo friend and asked her to guess where this was, aunty said, maybe Edmonton 😭😀. I proudly said, this is Lagos, Nigeria. Eko lon pe ibi
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If men really know that choosing a right woman is ‘a fight for their lives, unborn children and future’, they would quickly realize that boobs and ass aren’t really crucial considerations in the scheme of things. Sigh!!!.
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I was cursed almost everyday, threatened with death on the TL and in the dm repeatedly, some threatened to come make a scene at my office, stalked me on LinkedIn all because I asked questions about their candidate. Well, their fascist tendencies made me very vocal about politics.
Someone cyber bullies another person, you keep shut. The bullied person unlawfully arrests the bully, you begin to shout that it’s tyrannical. You know what’s also tyrannical? Choosing to overlook cyber bullying. You guys are nasty.
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They are pushing the agenda to the point where they want you to be ashamed for being Yoruba, didn’t know it’s gotten to this point until yesterday. If I say anything about Yoruba affairs as a Yoruba man, I automatically have become a baigot and yoghurt 🤣🤣 . E dense gan.
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I am willing to set up a Trust for this family. Two things, can we get a direct contact of the parents ?. Secondly, we can come together to donate our token into the Trust as quickly as it is set up. @ARISEtv @Wizarab10 @Benn_X1 @Drwhales_ @Kayodeoshinubi @Ada_di_ora_mma.
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Rufai tried so hard to fault the president’s speech but his colleagues, especially Rotus who is an macro economic guru said ‘I was hard on him during the campaign’ but he hit all the right notes in his speech. 😄😄😄.
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If Naija was good and a lot of immigrants were coming in and taking jobs, many of our people could just be as bitter as these SA and AA people ooo.
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Your tweet is an insult to the Yoruba heritage and an attempt to bastardize the history of its people. My thread seeks to show the correct history of LAGOS. Lagos is not just Eko, there is Epe(the Ijebus), The Aworis, the Ilaje, Ijesha(onirus, Olumegbon, Asogbon). 1.
Statements like "Igbos & Hausas living in Lagos must be grateful to their hosts" actually irritates me. Who is the host? Most Yorubas in Lagos aren't even from Lagos. Lagos is a cosmopolitan megacity & former capital, not some backwater rural state.
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I am currently in a meeting with one of the biggest international brands in Nigeria and I see the amount of equity going into Cassava and Maize to expand their food value chain. I laugh at Agbado and Cassava mockery 😂😂😂. Jokes on you all actually.
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How did we get to this point where people like jandor and GRV will be contesting for governorship in Lagos state?😀. Check the contestants with Fashola in 2007, Obanikoro, Agbaje, Randle, Akinola Gbajabiamila 😭. What happened ?.
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Na wetin dem dey call legacy be dis. Profound solution that outlives your administration. We wouldn’t need to go and verify. Legacy no dey hide. Say thank you. 😊.
Dutch Government commits €120 million to back Lagos waste-to-energy project with Dutch company -
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When Buhari tweeted about treating these people(unknown gun men) in the language they understand, we twisted his intention until twitter was banned. He has since been quiet, now look what is going on in the SE. Sigh, man is vindicated!.
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Yet Nelson Mandela forgave and told his people, this is the way forward…. I learnt early on in life that the first way to progress is taking responsibility for your own life. See what the likes of China, India, Singapore and Malaysia are doing with their countries!!!.
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Some of my colleagues were shocked today that I support BAT, they asked me why and I started explaining. They kept interjecting and it became rowdy at some point. So I asked them same question, why are you all supporting Obi? and the whole place went silent.
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I unapologetically support BAT cos no one in the race comes close to him in any ramification. Like, NONE. Go and call your police ooo, I dey Lagos.
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I shared this to let you all know there are still decent people out there(make or female). May we have the understanding and the wisdom to choose rightly.
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As a man, the day you gain mastery over your sexual desires is the very day you gain an 80% control of your life. Your focus becomes sharp, you become a force and your life’s journey becomes attractive to anyone who comes your way. Don’t simp away your power! . #manpower.
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The problem with this kind of tweet is that most of you actually think ‘you are the good girls’. That’s the problem, performative acts that aren’t genuine. Another problem that gives you away is your definition of a ‘good man’ do you mean a man who spends indiscriminately?.
The funny thing is, it’s women like this that get the best men most times.
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Oyinbo wey get the culture don’t spend their live savings on dates. And a western babe wouldn’t accept to go on a date with you if there isn’t any chemistry or a genuine intention to know and date you.
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See how I am proud to tell Oyinbo that I am from Nigeria and an ethnic group called the Yoruba. Oyinbo quickly researched and said ‘your group is known for respect, family, work, and friendships are taught at a young age and things like that’. Ori mi n wu ❤️😁.
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Jesu, this is the person they wanted to take out cos of Elupee and Gbadebo 😭😭😭. Look at the quality of governors we have had in Lagos na😀. This is one of the reasons I align with PBAT. I don’t take decisions based on emotions without critical thinking.
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Underage football finally paying off for Nigeria Ndidi, Kelechi and Awoniyi were same set in 2013.
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God has been gracious to me in my journey, I thank him for what he is still doing, it’s plus 1 today…. Na my buyday😁
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One of the problems I have with this their movement is that it is a gaslight of anyone’s intelligence. How are you devoted to a cause so much so that you convinced yourself that PO is the savior of Nigeria, like how, based on what? To the extent that you now see people that.
I told you guys to wish me well . I entered Ob!diots space and guess what,the tears are 100% real,see a full grown man crying on twitter space. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Amazing thing is, despite their condition, they gladly housed me and another friend during our internship at MTN. They never complained and this guy will still put something in my pocket a few times. That couple is part of my success story cos wife recommended me for the role.
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This is why some get mad at you when you say dates don’t have to be at fancy restaurants…Lool.
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Orisirisi so she should drag her husband to please you modafuckin strangers on twitter ?. She should also divorce him and come and join you folks on the street. Wonderful.
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Problem with these kind of tweets is that people assume the privileged are less qualified, until you meet a 21 yr old politician’s don with CFA charter, 2 years experience in a multinational and a distinction from a foreign university. Recommendation isn’t averse to competence.
In Nigeria, “tell them I sent you” is stronger than first class upper.
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Nobody dey try claim Borno sha . We all know what we are doing. I am a proud Ekimogun, an Ondo(Edo du do) man. Born and raised in Ogun, Schooled in Osun(Ile Ife), worked and lived in Lagos. I am from Ondo State.
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Twitter people don’t know the difference between civil and criminal case! . Something as basic as that ? . You think US will negotiate money for a felony? . I’m sure they can’t understand my tweet as well.
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When I tell you guys to stop denigrating your country in front of foreigners, some of you think we are paid. You have no idea how some these guys view you. You think only your country has problems?.
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Kalu Aja is comparing Nigeria to one of the most policed countries on earth. You think you can call Kagame names like you have called Tinubu for the last 2 years? 😂😂😂. I sorry sorry for you ooo 😀😀.
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A Yoruba person living in Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, Kwara or Kogi most likely would not say something like this about his people.
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‘We all voted a Yoruba candidate in 1999’ No, you voted khaki boys’ candidate (OBJ). The Yoruba candidate in 1999 was Olu Falae 😄.
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I am eternally grateful to them for all they did and for being examples of the possibility of being good, kind and decent people.
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‘Diplomas are ceremonial’. ‘Third parties can produce replacement of such diplomas’. And people are trending forged certificate from the above statements? Even from people that I expect better from? . This is definitely not a case of misunderstanding, you all just loathe the man.
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The story is never complete without first saying he attended the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile IFE😊, where he bagged his medical degree before traveling out. He comes from a family of a military General and mum, a former professor from the University of Ibadan.
Nigerians have been changing the world lately! Everyone who pays attention to the unwholesome stories must pay attention to these ones too!
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I have heard things in these last days, can’t even put some things out. Don’t know why so many guys don’t like talking and this same babe is pressuring the guy for wedding.
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This thing is coordinated, you can’t tell me otherwise. SW had the most evenly spread votes of all the zones in the country but just look!.
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So you blocked me cos I don’t want to date you? Is it by force ? . Women can’t handle rejection and it is the fact…. Sigh.
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Prof. Wole Soyinka at 91 having achieved things no other Nigerian dead or alive has been able to replicate, has nothing to prove to anyone.
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When you assume (as a result of your own guilt and low mindedness) that I support BAT cos I’m Yoruba. You are tacitly asking that I apologize for coming from a tribe that’s produced many forward thinking and progressive public servants, including BAT, No, I will not apologize.
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I don warn una many times say dinner dates with strangers in Naija is mostly a waste of resources and time, una no Dey listen. Money wey you suppose use support friends and family, you Dey use am buy restaurant equity that has no returns.
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NTA resurgence is strategies for anyone paying attention. And the objective is being achieved, to communicate everything government is doing and to influence this app with it.
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When I wrote jamb that year and chose OAU, some relatives called me names and said who do you know in OAU, IFE?. After post UME, I was number 50 on the merit list and names were published on punch newspaper(I think). Same people called to congratulate me. Mindset is everything.
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Amosun, Osoba, Ajimobi, Alao Akala, Governors we criticize heavily in the west are still way ahead of your man!!!. And you dey tell us to vote wisely? . What kind of insult is that?.
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The quoted tweeTs validates my tweet. Some people don’t even understand the concept of a date.
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God’s been gracious to me. It’s another year, counting into his numerous blessings. It’s my birthday.
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Truly exhausting, see what Indians are doing in the tech sector, when you go online for free tutorials, they are the ones you will mostly see. Mayor of London- Indian ancestry .Prime minister of England- Indian ancestry . VP USA - Indian ancestry . Shior for us.
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Stolen mandate people; as I have always said, not everyone shares your sentiments, Nigeria is too big and diverse to put everyone in the same bracket. These people cheering here couldn’t have voted for your candidate…😅.
How to welcome your son after eight years serving the country as its Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. A Durbar celebration is currently holding in Daura in honour of former President Muhammadu Buhari, after concluding his two-term tenure.
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But we all celebrated PO when he went to Egypt to study Siemens power projects even before elections na 😭.
Tinubu does not have the constitutional standing and authority to exercise the functions of the office of President or any executive function whatsoever. He has not taken oath of office and cannot be meeting with investors on behalf of the country. Another season of LIES loading.
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PBAT doing basics that we begged Baba Buhari to do for 8 years. Communicate and engage your people.
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The things our people do…. Gatekeep opportunities, scam their own people, ladies telling other married women to divorce their husbands, I heard one that shook me to my heels. RCCG deaconess telling an Anglican priest’s wife to divorce her husband or at the most take control of.
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‘Tinubu is sick and too old to be president’. You can vote for a bouncer, that’s your problem. Stop disturbing my peace.
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Why do Nigerians think cos they, their friends and constituents voted for someone massively, the person has to win?. Your polling unit is only one out of over 176,000 units spread across different parts of the country where there are people who think differently from you 😀.
You guys don’t understand why the election hurt me so bad - we were in the rain and sun for at least 10 hours . My wife’s knee started to ache her and I was begging her for us to leave by 7:30pm, and she refused. That’s how dedicated she was
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This is an example of what I was addressing on that space yesterday. Instead of condemning the contents of that video, a well educated person is here twisting the narratives. This is the bedrock of the problems of Nigeria, embracing lies and romancing bullies.
The targeted attacks on tribes is worrisome. If you look at the people on this space, you’d see how these people changed their names to sound Igbo.
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So I was at a filling station today. I decided to buy at the only one selling at 185 Naira in my area. After queuing for almost three hours, I finally got to fuel pump and told the attendant I needed to buy 12k worth of fuel into my car and two kegs. 1.
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Una wan k*ll naija man. He will carry all the financial burden. Barely thinks of himself but the family. Sacrifices his own personal life by slaving away at work so you and the children can have some comfort until his death. And all he gets in return is so much bitterness?.
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Same Bloomberg that was carrying misleading accusations against BAT during the campaigns? 😀. One thing I learnt from BAT during the campaigns is to focus your gaze on the goal…. Ignore the noise, stay committed and focused on your dreams, everyone aligns with results eventually.
Just 15 days into the job, Nigeria’s President Bola Tinubu has pulled the right levers for markets
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And now, except I know you in person, it would be very hard to stick out my neck for anyone. Shalom to you all.
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@silvia_uzie She met someone whose self esteem isn’t tied to material things to start with. Got nothing to prove to a stranger.
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We(the fans) banked on the 12 million Buhari block votes. Tinubu knew better and didn’t relax, ‘the sick man’ worked the hardest amidst strong hatred from the PFN and SouthEast groups. Baba Adeboye, Kumuyi and Adefarasin forever has my respect for not staining themselves.
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Considering your penchant for mob activities and falsehood, You wouldn’t last a month in freedom if you were a citizen of Rwanda.
Nigeria has more cash than Rwanda.Nigeria has more gas than Rwanda. Rwanda is serious about governance, but Nigeria is not. As a Nigerian, if you Keep settling for mediocre, you will become mediocre . (please ask me to go back to Ohafia, not just Abia State)
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For.Those who have left Nigeria, one sad truth occurred to me today, there are some of your friends and loved ones you may never see again. 😭😭😭😭.
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Even military dictators before him feared him. Anyone who fought for human, civil or political rights was either killed, in prison or in exile. People were perennially poor. Armed robbery was the order of the day. I can’t forget the faithful night when we could not sleep.
Did you experience ABACHA's administration? . Was it this bad? . Yes or No! . Please don't put emotions. It is no news he stole money. Was it this bad? . Let us learn from those that witnessed first hand.
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@TAJUDEENOLAJID3 @Boltapp_ng I no say you people no go talk am cos of politics all correctness. but I go talk, na always that gender, why????. You make life difficult at home, you get to work, same thing, you harass strangers, especially when you are of a higher class. Why so much wickedness?.
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You Dey mock Nigerians soldiers and claiming I’m the one not patriotic cos I’m not supporting your candidate, Are the soldiers APC soldiers ? . Na true say some of you were jumping fence in school when civil studies was being taught.
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May we never see this kind of political movement again in the history of Nigeria . Sigh!!!.
We will rub Wole Soyinka in the ground. First of all, he will not die well.
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Getting married isn’t even the difficult part, staying married is.
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PDP still won in Delta state 😂. The hypocrisy in Nigeria and of Nigerians needs to be specially studied. Again, If you thought the electoral conversation was about competence and capacity, you are very naive.
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