⚜️MR-MBULAZI⚜️
@Mr_MbulaziSA
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My posts are for the intellects, the dull ones will find them contumelious and bounderish.
The World. 🌍
Joined June 2018
The first born daughter is always the female version of her father.
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Nok'vuka ekseni uthole i'Olady lisaphila isibusiso🙏🏽.
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I want my woman to be able to enjoy her life and still be faithful. Go out, have fun, but just "respect" me in my absence as well.
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When a girl is really in love with you, she becomes the most annoying person in your life.
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Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression, and helps you live longer.
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Ningena ngama connection bese nithi "look at God." Masimbenu.
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Lempumelelo oy'cabanga njalo before ulala sengathi ingafezeka.
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If you want to cry tears of enjoyment, go for this type. 😩 🔥🔥👌🏽
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"Big mistake, big mistake.". Me testing the mic at my best friend's wedding. 😂.
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Nothing beats the feeling of dating someone who is always in the mood for you.
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I'm that Ex who will never bother you again, once we're done, we're done!!.
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I am convinced that only ladies with good paying jobs don't have their nails done.
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After 3 rounds 🍑🍆 uzwe inhliziyo ithi mtshele ahambe. 😂.
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Ungabi ne stress somuntu omthole emhlabeni, focus kulona omlethe emhlabeni.
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When you want her to dump you but she keeps understanding. 😭I
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I'm still confused. Why does God allow people to meet each other, if they are not meant to be together?.
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Spoiling a woman does not always include money. It includes time, attention, being there emotionally, physically, and mentally. The money comes and goes, but how you make her feel is forever!.
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Yabona wena. Yes ngisho wena, 🫵ngithi "makukhanye mtakababa."🕯🕯️🕯️.
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Don't be sneaky with someone who has spiritual gifts. They either dream it, feel it, see it, hear it or smell it. I'm telling you.
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Being loved is the minimum. Make sure you are also being respected, prioritized, supported, desired and understood.
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Have you ever broke up with someone and your whole family was relieved? 😂.
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Sleepover means ‘sex' otherwise hlala kini no gogo wakho ohlafuna umoya.
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One day you'll Understand why uphaphama between 00:00 and 3:00am.
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This era killed the value of friendships, relationships, morals and loyalty.
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A jealous family member, is more dangerous than a hateful enemy.
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Your baby daddy is allowed to love another woman and still be able to see his children. Don't use your kids to fight your war.
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iCherry iyabizwa noma ikuma period uhlale nayo nijabule without having sex.
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Having a baby with someone is a bigger commitment than marrying someone. Be careful.
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Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn't be okay with, if it was done to them.
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Why most couples break up after having a child?. Open for discussion.
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If possible, avoid dating men who are absent fathers.
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CHEATING.is the most disgusting, hurtful, and disrespectful thing you could do to someone you say you love.
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Be financially open to your girl. If awnalutho, awnalutho ntanga. Ofuna ukuhamb akahambe.
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Quality camera will make you think some women are way out your league until you meet them man to man. 😢.
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Incase you didn't know, she can still get pregnant if though you pulled out.
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I Colgate bayi advertiser ngamazinyo kodwa amaPads kudlalwa ibhola, njani?🙄.
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Imagine someone saying, "can we fix this, l can't lose you." 🥺.
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Inkinga women with good intentions bana two kids or more 😩😩😩.
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Some day you'll unknowingly pose for a photo that will be used at your funeral. 😭.
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Being alone for a while is dangerous. It's addictive. Once you see how peaceful it is. You don't want to deal with people anymore.
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The sex that l'm craving, will leave someone in a wheelchair. 😂.
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Have you ever liked someone so much that nobody else is attractive to you? ❤️.
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Mjolo mawuphelile, uphelile!, bengikuChecker wani? UyiSocial worker wena?.
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You are not sensitive. You are not overreacting. If it hurts you, it hurts you. Don't let anyone invalidate your feelings, ever!!!.
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*1st round when she arrives. *2nd round before you sleep. *3rd round at 02:00 Am. *4th round morning glory (From 4-6 AM) .*5th round before she starts bathing and leave. *6th round after dressing up, just for the road.
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Another reason why most men are not progressive or succeeding in life is dating multiple women.
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The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig. 😢.
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"I’ll drive there shortly, I miss you.". Is'cefe sentombi enemoto ey ey ey ey 😭😂.
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When a woman is spoiled and well taken care of, she gives back effortless. .
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Xhosa women are the Woolies of South Africa. Beautiful, elegant and loving. Inkinga nje ubufebe. 😩.
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It's funny how married men think their wives sleeps with only them.😂.
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Having one woman is less expensive, peaceful and health.
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iSex imnandi kodwa guys khona la senikhala nobabili ngathi nisengozini yemoto🥺.
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When women start cleaning, they get mean all of a sudden. Why?.
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"Don't cum inside". Usho lapho ishisa ngathi isphongo sengane enomkhuhlane😩.
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The wrong partner will set you back financially, spiritually, mentally, and physically.
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They pee 🍑💦on our beds and call it squirting. Letlo Nnyela.
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"Babe please don't stop🍑🍆💦". Lapho umuntu wakhona ubengafuni nokuza🥴.
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Stop dating your type and start dating someone who have good intentions about you.
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Once l realize I'm sharing you, l'll just just leave you. I want a soul mate, not a hotspot.
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Staying in a relationship just because you love somebody is not worth it. Love is not all you need. Respect is what you need. Reassurance is what you need. Happiness is what you need. Knowing everyday you're their favorite person is what you need. Learn to love yourself instead.
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Don't let a break-up make you go and teach English in China.
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"“Hey Babe, I’m busy right now but I promise to text you when I’m done. I love you”. ~Communication.
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Engathi ingalunga lento oyizamayo, bajabule abazali ekhaya🙏🏽.
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Kusele kangaka 🤏🏽amantombazane efike nespeed point mayezovakasha.
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People will provoke you until they bring out your ugly side, then play victim when you go there.
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Lungelo Nkosi is refined, tasteful in appearance, behavior, style and effortlessly beautiful. A true definition of pulchritudinous and elegance.
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Be careful with the idea that all women are replaceable. There are some women you don't meet twice in life. .
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Impilo yamanje ifuna umuntu umenze lento akwenza yona uyeke ukukhala.
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The worst pain is getting hurt by a person you explained your pain to*.
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Doggy style nes'dudla iyathusa, ngathi udla umzali. 💔😢.
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You will never understand the damage you did to someone until the same thing is done to you.
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The intimacy of communicating and fixing things together is top tier. ❤️.
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Normalize deleting messages when you were ignored. 🥺.
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Ake sishayeleni izandla uNkulunkulu akadinwa ukusivusa noma kunzima 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽.
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All relationships have one law. Never make the one you love feel alone especially when you're there.
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Umuntu wesifazane ujabuliswa into encane kabi. Ngisho ungamenzela into Ka R250 uma engayicelanga iyamjabulisa.
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You really gotta enjoy how a man acts in the beginning because you will never get that again.
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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anyone move in your house.
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Inhliziyo embi ingichaza masivalela umnikazi wayo amathuba.
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Ungalinge wenze iphutha lokukhohlwa umuntu owake wabukisa ngawe kubantu 🙏🏻🙏🏻.
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Sleep over sifuna umuntu ngathi ungamthanda ngempela, niyabhora ebusuku nina🥺.
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IsiZulu sithi:. Uthando leslima uzol'khumbula mhla oclever sebekushiyile.
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Please don't settle for temporary pleasures. You're worth more than a late night text and an uncommitted soul.
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