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ARCHER GLOBAL CONSULT
That's all ME. We facilitate Rent, Premium Short Stay, Properties, Car Importation, Purchase, Hire & Care)in Abuja.
We are for your Short Stay for Diplomatic Corps, Government Officials, Corporate Callers, Seminars, Family & Wedding Stay
WE ARE THAT PLUG🙏
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Don't know where the heck we got these, but this charcoal burner cooks just fine and the best part…zero stains!
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That a Nigerian ‘Bola Ogun’ Directed Netflix’s ‘The Witcher’ is another WIN I’m taking home today. First was our signed pact to get Barbie and Baddie to iron
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Like joke, like joke...
As Abuja resident, I've perfected how to climb P.O.P roof without leaving a trace in case waya gas.
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This is Abuja
Don't tell me you're on "Obasanjo way" or "Yardua Way" and expect me to know where that is...tell me you're at Chida Hotel,Banex Junction,Ap Plaza Jabi Airport Road,Yahuza by Central Mosque
We work with landmark here not big names
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Proximity is another reason Abuja folks don't act a fool online. Talk smack about my Dad's birthday post and I'm at your gate in 30mins.
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Delta and Edo folks will always be in my good books, awesome people!
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From Lagos to Kano you won't find anyone that exaggerates more than my Dad…you can only try.
Tell me why this Man said the water pressure from the shower almost cracked his skull!!!
Daddy, are those droplets stones and your head eggshell?
Sir, Pity me naaaah Daddy!🤣😀
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@Mosopemi
@Headaddi
@shank_comics
@farouq_yahaya
@_harrisonJNR
@Uncle_clique
@_igwilo
@ShyBloggerPR
@Kinglamarr___
No sweeter piece of plastic than this wonder!
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This DrOlufunmilayo fellow will thread himself into trouble keeping this pace.
Daily chooking mouth in everything on this app! Why make Life so difficult for yourself ffs
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This AYA Pad has been hyped so much here, I pray I don't mistakenly add that to my grocery for the month.
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I don't know who told the kids in Flat 2, I'm Yoruba and love Owambe.
Lastnight, I got home to this 'invite' with Funsho chopped to "Fula". Guys, we have an Owambe by 5pm
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Married Twitter stay the best.
You see all that talk about Spoil yourself 10k, Who cooks, Who sits at the front, Everyday knack, Toilet Seat up, Toothpaste pressing and every looping discourse here.
You won’t hear pim from that quarters, for wisdom is profiting to direct.
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Some handles here, you'd never see tweet anything but sure to retweet on their best days.
You will be mistaken to think they miss anything here though. They see it ALL, even this!
Yes, I'm talking to you!
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These Abuja rain can make one look a lair tbh...
Raining at Area 1
Dry as hell in Wuse
Pouring in Jabi
Cloudy in Gwarimpa and a promise of rain in Kubwa later😩
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Now everytime I want to use salt when cooking. I see this Akproko Doctor Lad and his trimmed glasses with a mild voice going "kill yourself you hear?".
What is this fgs!
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Lagosians are caught up weeks now which concert to go Falz,Maleek,Adekunle,Wiz now Davido's....
My Abj people it's a lovely day to go walk Jabi Lake again.
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Can I have a David, Oge and Kiki free Timeline please!!?
Lokoja is flooded FFS!
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Kiss Daniel is that Course mate that will stab lectures,turn up late for exam and still come out with top grades
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Maybe now you will believe killers, kidnappers and others are here with us tweeting away.
Just maybe
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Asked my 3yrs old Niece "Sources of water?" as asked in the homework.
Babe looked me dead in the eyes and screamed "water dispenser!!!"
Totally offed me
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What God cannot do, does not exist….
My Cousin visited lastnight, ‘moved’ one of my wristwatch but forgot his wallet right where he ‘operated’ with enough cash in it for me to get a replacement.
Fragrance To Fire- Dunsin Oyekan 🤸🏿♂️
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There’s a Guinness World Record handle in Ekiti with 40 followers.
Sometimes Kogi is not that bad if you keep an open mind.
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I met a guy that eats toad, snake, pork, dog and monkey last night.
I had to excuse myself just in case he was craving human asun.
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It's okay to miss some gist, heck It's even okay to deliberately ignore some. Stop overboarding your brain with wetin no concern you
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With this new price tag on my cream after months of searching and waiting for these guys to restock, I think it's time to call back Kogi for 4Litres of Ori. ✌️🏾
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This is my little pond guys, hit me up for your car rental needs within and outside the FCT.
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Almost 30
20yrs - 30yrs old , bless us with your Pic Lets see you all. 🤲🏾
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Convert some of these EFCC marked Estates around Abuja to isolation Centre. There is more than enough and many of them are already furnished to taste and suits need.
To every problem a solution
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I will keep retweeting that Madonna University injustice each time it pops on my timeline. They don't have to pay for the negative publicity it's pro bono from here
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@Iam_deranick
👊👍At the end of it all, it is up to you to find beauty in the ugliest days. Wishing you all the best
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You don't tell a Man waka and expect a handshake in return. Good morning and well done Erica. Next!!?
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Our food options are so limited, it's almost draining. Basically Rice, Semo, Yam, Garri, Amala on a loop!
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It was awesome serving y'all from jump of the year till now, let's do this again 2024🫡🙏
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Something about this Patoranking's Abule song that dots my i's!
Love this song
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Can anyone in authority help wake the Managers of Abuja- Kaduna Rail Stations up from this backwardness!?
How hard is having an active account across social media detailing their daily schedule and general updates?!
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“Taiwo Cole Famil……..”
BLOCKED!
Abeg, where person fit get pounded yam and fried egusi in Kubwa this time please?!🙏
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Hates ironing but can brush wig from Dei-Die to Kwali before taking 1GB selfie outside Church and another 2.1GB “step on our neck” at Lunch.
I didn’t reference any gender please 🫣
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Why does bad things happen to good people fgs!?🤷♂️
Stole 3pcs of what I assumed to be chopped meat from this Egusi Soup, settled in on the couch and took a bite only to realise it's Egusi lump!🤮
Seriously, WHY ALWAYS ME!!!?
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Whatever you do don't play dead with kids without protecting your face properly....the slap i just got pretending i was dead😑
NEVER AGAIN
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In Lagos, someone is probably at work already, at the gate or en route.
Time is 5:40am 🤦🏿♂️
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You have a Mum, ALIVE with a Phone and on WhatsApp. One you call at will to gist and bant with ??!
YOU my Dear, is lucky as hell.
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“Leave the windows opened for cross ventilation” my Dad would suggest back in the days.
I did yesterday on my way out and it rained! I just wish big big English can mop and clean
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My Cousin’s Wife was kidnapped 5pm at Federal Secretariat Bus Stop here in Abuja yesterday (oh btw by ‘Along Driver’ and his cohorts).
They drove her around Town, facedown from then till 9pm before asking for ransom and later dropping her off 2am today. Alhamdulilah she is back
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First Sunday of the Year and "I was glad when they said to me, Let us go to the house of the LORD!”. This way we are back in time for breakfast😈
Wishing everyone peace, wealth and good health in. Let's go HAM this new year!
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Passing our gate post this Morning and I can't ask for a better guard.
The body odor from the guy is enough to keep everybody away from here...friends, family, thieves name it!
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I was playing with a neighbor’s preschooler earlier and he curiously asked my age, so I told him to guess
Small man got to “14 years” and screamed “Uncle, there is still age remaining!!!??”.
Bin kids now, do it!
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Top of the Morning Guys, no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper🙏🏾
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