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@MrOkeke_
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My bolt guy is complaining about the protests at the toll, saying the people are jobless. O ma gba one star.
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Fellas whats the worst shot a lady has attempted to shoot at you? This is a safe place.
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- Too Old.- Nothing to offer.- Godfatherism and thuggery Politics.- Look at Lagos.- Thief.- Look at lagos again.- I don't want to join Army.- Visibly frail and sick.- Has amnesia.- Power drunk.- No roadmap.- Buhari Pro max.- I don't like Corn.
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Man, imagine Peter Obi wasn't running. Na so we for dey gauge between two dustbins dey argue for who dey smell the least 😂.
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"Why is no man like this in my office". You sef look at the name of your company you work - Aderigbigbe and co.
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Nigerians watch and learn. Not everytime i dare you to swallow Nneka's pant.
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I miss the medieval times man. Igwe for don banish these two and their microphone from the kingdom.
Men should bring more to the table other than providing for their family — DJ Tolani Baj and podcaster Moet Abebe.
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Wizkid vs Michael Jackson and e no sure for michael. Last last na draw.
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This guy isn't sorry a bit. Keep sending them mails so he loses his job.
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Bruh best way to success is inherited wealth, forget all that hustle.
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Normal shaks nowww.
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Babe i was chilling yesterday with received a £1000 apology alert for a minor arguement with a random toaster. Mister sends a screenshot of transaction to her with his bank balance of £8600 visible. Shawty opens her bank app, bank balance £22,675. One day, my gender will learn 💀.
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Its how people who just relocated to UK happily taking pictures and videos in their first month, then suddenly disappear online for 3 months. Bills wan comot all their teeth, them no fit touch phone again. 😂.
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How to live on a 20k monthly budget in Lagos and save effectively. A thread.
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Bashirahmaad dey fly private jet, south west BMC dey chop unripe pomo and sawdust. Life no balance.
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This is the worst batch of single people out there right now. All of them are rubbish. If you really haven't found the love of your life by now, sorry to you 😂.
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Summary of what I learnt from the Wizkid debacle. -Iya Bolu still loves Wiz.-Wizkid barely tolerates her.-Buhari needs to go in 2019.
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Lmao i can't remember who told me that their company wanted to book Psquare for their end of year party in year 2012 and they were billed N10m. The company said they wanted to pay 5m for just the one that could dance as bill was over budget and the manager hissed and cut call.
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House of Reps. Agungi Eti osa. My P.U. PPC - 1.SDP - 1.AAC - 1.PPN - 1.YPP - 1.ANP - 2.ADC - 2.NPN - 4.ANRP - 4.ADP - 18.APC - 81.MDP - 167.PDP - 165. Bankkkkyyyyyyy W won despite having 10 void votes #NigeriaDecides2019.
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This is why I don’t understand when people say Nigeria is sweet when you have money. What is sweet about having money and every damn place you turn, there is a poverty stricken person lurking????.
Seriously hate seeing people suffer, E Dey spoil my mood.
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We have leriq.
Do we have paramedics in Nigeria?.
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Nnewi Rapinoe 😂.
Super Falcons captain Desire Oparanozie says Nigeria's women's team should be paid the same as the men. "We are the most successful female team in Africa, yet we have the largest disparities between men's and women's pay.". More:
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Funniest day at the Atm queue. One guy was using almost 30minutes to withdraw, one igbo man just yelled MR MAN, ARE YOU BROWSING? 😂.
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Lmao nothing dey streets o, if you and your babe or recent ex dey fight, mend am sharp. Na regurgitation full everywhere 😂.
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Niggas really expecting ps5 from Nigerian women. HDMI cord sef you no go see.
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Lmao scenes when hisbah police arrests you for drinking alcohol and you scream "Na christian i be o" 😂.
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It's very dirty behavior for a tragedy to befall your close friend and your first instinct is to run to social media to announce.
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Women say if you are not scum why are you bothered when "Men are scum" is being discussed. Using this same energy on this falz issue, are you a runs girl? Why are you bothered? 😂.
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You didn't have a problem sending short replies but you have a problem receiving them. Wild.
Guys when they are toasting you.Vs .Guys when you agree to date them
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Nigerian women cant phantom how evvss can fall for fatherdmw because na only wickedness full their heart. Non nigerian women can fall for the simplest things. 😝.
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Government so trash we reporting a police officer we are mad at to twitter. 😭.
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They didn't arrest the Ugandan artistes that performed, they didn't arrest their citizens who attended. Worse still there is even an on going 3 day festival in Uganda. But my people are saying 'tHeY bRokE tHe LaW'.
This Tems and Omahlay’s saga feels like a set up. the organizers know what they did cos the Ugandan artistes were not arrested.
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The nonsense that northerners will not take is what southerners will defend all day. Look at them spinning left and right to defend Atiku's day light bigotry. I no know who do my people this thing 😂.
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Lmao Davido enter streets for 6 months see all the rubbish wey dey available, sharply rush beg chioma make them manage their assurance like that.
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There is nobody Nigerian (read lagos) babes cannot lead astray. If Einstein lived in lagos, e for leave book end up for Access bank.
Onye Nkuzi fell off. He found love and fell off. 🤦🏾♂️.
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I thought you all frowned at married people's infidelity. How come all of una get sugar daddies 👀.
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4 years ago Gejites were showcasing GEJ's achievements over his tenure with evidence . Today buharideens are showing us his passport and list of countries he can enter. 😂.
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Them no give am Sallah meat. E come talk say Allah no exist.
What did Maraji do?.
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- @exxonmobil How much are you selling your company last? I want to buy. Don't waste my time.
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