Lamarr
@Kinglamarr___
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Automotive Dealer 🚘 | Streetwear aficionado, @Lmr_str | Dm is always open 📩|| Check My Media
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Joined October 2019
Imagine a thief stealing your iPhone and getting AirPods free😂.
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How can iPhone 6 camera be this clear?.
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Do you know anything that comes out of your mouth is in quote?😂.
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this is my first time seeing Nigerian players actually look their age.
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I literally watched Justin Bieber grow up, how tf is he so older than me? 😂.
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Buy 1.5m naira worth of dollars, then convert it to Pounds and then convert the pounds back to Naira. You will have N1,648,000.that's instant 148k gain. 🤭.
Sun 25 Feb, 2024 • 11:00 AM. 💵 1 USD ⇛ ₦1,500.349.💷 1 GBP ⇛ ₦2,089.340.💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦1,785.408.💶 1 CAD ⇛ ₦1,227.822. v1.1.5.
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dude shut tf up.
To be fair…. $1m isn’t really a lot of money.
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someone is already attempting to break Hilda’s record.Lmaooooooooo 😂.
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this man was in London last night before i slept, how is he in court this morning before i woke up?.
Update: Peter Gregory Obi, has arrived in court.
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When it comes to precision, power, and pure skill Israel Adesanya is in a league of his own! 🥋🏆💪 .Congrats on the amazing win, champ!
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He was vulnerable, those girls took advantage of a mourning man.
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Tinubu wan use football age run for president, he’s 69 and his daughter is 60, how na???😂.
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Me after swallowing my pride😂.
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💔💔.
2020 chevrolet corvette C8 now available .-Blue on two-tone Interior .🏷️: N170 million ($115k).Contact for details 📥.Nationwide delivery🇳🇬
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still can’t believe a 17 year old just paid 175m in full for a GLE 53 Coupé .Stupid money dey this lagos mehn!.
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Imagine say I buy new car and person con post am with caption “E don spoil!!!” Instead of “E choke!”.Omo na your life go spoil o 😂.
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NYSC kit thread!!!. Drop a picture of you wearing your Nysc khakis 😊💚
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It’s my birthday , wish me well If this crosses your timeline and send in gifts😊❤️❤️ 🎉
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I think WhatsApp needs to improve their app and allow me listen to my Voice note before sending!🤦🏽♂️.
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Justin Bieber is a year and 4 months older than Post Malone.
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Imagine someone put a gun to your head and asks you to mention a cricket player?.
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Mercedes started producing GLE series in 2016 and this guy bought a GLE 450 in January 2017.Wow!.
Happy Sunday peeps!Come and see the Lord is good!🙏🏾 I vow to serve you for the rest of my life! Everlasting Father!2017 WILL BE GREAT FOR US
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I’m so petty, I’ll be monitoring your tweets to see when it will change to “twitter for iPhone”.
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If you’re not happy that Wizkid won a Grammy award, you’re bad vibes 👍🏼.
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na Odumodu cause this nonsense.
West Ham United are expected to demand £100 million for midfielder Declan Rice this summer, sources have told @JamesOlley 💰👀
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One day you will wake up in the morning and visit my dealership to collect your dream car. Let’s Claim it 🙏🏽.
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Erica fan base is so huge that if you tweet nicely about her, you get hundreds of new followers. An influencer!.
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Ighalo scored his first goal for Man Utd and Nigerians are pleased regardless of the club we support. Ighalo is our own!💚.
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I just saw a video of Kano isolation center on Eid day and there was no single person in it. They went to celebrate eid with their families?! 😂.
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Decade: 10 years. Century: 100 years. Millennium: 1000 years. Together forever: 6 months😂.
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I swear Wizkid cut soap for Bella shmurda, you can’t tell me otherwise.
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Some of us don’t have backups, If God doesn’t do it for us then we are doomed.
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Who else noticed that the most stubborn ladies are soft hearted, full of love,very passionate and emotional, and they cry alot too.
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The internet really pressured burna boy to go and roll his chain again😂.Can never be Wizkid.
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Listening to rap songs and watching english movies helped my vocabulary more than my English teacher tbh.
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Birthday trend!!!.Drop your birth date below and meet your birth mate(s) 😊. Mine : January 29.
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People who really didn’t deserve to die:. 1. Merlin from kingsman.2. Jack from Titanic.3. Itachi.4. Tony stark.5. Mufasa.6. Ned stark . Add yours. .
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I apologize to @Zlatan_Ibile and every other person that might have been troubled by my flippant post. I apprise you all, that the unnecessary silly act wont repeat itself. It might have come off as an obnoxious act,but I was only messing around.
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This life ehn things dey happen, the same Burna boy that sent his music link to me to help him retweet in 2017🤦🏽♂️.
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Congratulations will deaf your ear in this month of February 🙏😂.
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It’s Final year project o.My father even paid transport fare for me to go to Microsoft Office 😂.
How Did You Make Your First 100,000 Naira?.
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Tear your pillow today, we never can tell what you’ll find in it 😂
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I’m just a Mathematics teacher in my PPA.But I’m thinking of lecturing these kids how they can abstain from pedophiles during their extra curricular session .What do you think?.
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2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 AMG now available .🏷️: N125 million .Contact for details 📥
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A gun to your head and you’re asked to text someone that won’t reply until 2 hours later, who are you texting?.
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Saka has not completed any dribble since he FaceTimed Kim Kardashian, just saying.
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How Fatherdmw fabricate those lies to Evss in split seconds without even laughing should be studied in Harvard 😂.
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When was the last time you recieved “I love you” text?. Don’t skip, you single MF answer me!😂.
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Brushing your teeth doesn’t break your fast. Brushing your teeth doesn’t break your fast. Brushing your teeth doesn’t break your fast. Brushing your teeth doesn’t break your fast. Brushing your teeth doesn’t break your fast.
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Gandia: A hero trying to stop the heist at all cost,Killed one of the Armed Robbers but our love for the heist turns him to a villain. Ole ni everybody😂
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Abba Kyari’s death is having me believe that Kemi olunloyo wasn’t bluffing.
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Toolz dey bodyshame Aproko doctor, The same Toolz o.Wetin person no go see for this bird app?😂.
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Your Plug dey run exclusive from Balogun Market. 😂 you for DM Davido make him give you Plug or make you go Adidas store yourself.
Mumu lamarr wetin be your shoe size 😂😂😂😂 make my plug run exclusive for you at least you go get one original 😌😌😌😌. If you like still form oo.
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2015 Lexus ES 350 Pre-owned now available.-Black on Black Interior.🏷️: N17 million ($10k).Contact for details 📥
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Messi had the chance to tap that ball in, but he thought “oh fuck that. I’m not Ronaldo, I’mma make it look sexy” 😂.
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If Seyi shay tell me say I no fit blow through music, I go tell am straight up make she sef do am if e easy.
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I just dey reason that 3 Rolls Royce and 7 BMW since morning.😭.
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This Liverpool scenario is like a girl holding on to her virginity till her wedding eve only to be deflowered by their gateman😂.
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Wizkid becomes the first Nigerian to win a Grammy award!.Proper way to restrict airflow! 🙌🏽🔥.
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Everyday you post your man’s picture but Big man doesn’t post you. babe your name is post Malone but the “M” is silent😂.
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Press the middle suggested word on your keyboard 20 times, let’s see what it says.😂.
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I only went to see “Coming to America” because of Davido .E CHOKE! 😌
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2020 Batch A stream 1 corpers will receive second and maybe third allowance without even serving. Sinzu Money!🙌🏽😂.
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Imagine if NYSC allowance is paid like . 1st class: 33,000.2nd class upper: 27,000.2nd class lower: 19,800.3rd class: 10,000.Pass: 2,000.
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Kano recorded 21 cases and 1 deaths in less than 48 hours, what?!.
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Coming to America is 5k in the cinema, chill I’m not literally coming to America 😂.
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Yayyyy!, it’s my kid sister’s birthday 🎂 🎉 💥.As this crosses your TL, say a prayer for her❣️
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“Come to my place” sounds like “I want to sleep with you” to girls.
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Hackers in movies don’t use mouse they only press keyboard aggressively fast and “Got it!” 😂.
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All the sleepless nights, Bad dreams and unending acne. it could be your pillow 😂
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Omah lay would rather chew iron sponge than not wear winter jacket 😂.
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This new year I pray that every single one of you that engage my posts shall buy your dream cars before the year ends. 🙏🏽.
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Birthday thread!!!.Drop your birth date below and meet your birth mate(s), let’s go😊. Mine : January 29.
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