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I wanna get married so I can pack for my husband lunch and leave a cute note inside so he doesn't forget that I love him more than anything and he's the handsomest person that has ever lived.
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I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone 😭
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My favorite genre of men is those that are absolutely and undeniably obssesed w their girlfriends
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He played it too well
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Was looking at my period app (I don't use Flo) and this nigga asks me "why does yours look different?"
Excuse me?
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Eh crazy, mine are the air that I breathe. Y'all be easy though ✌🏾
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@RoberttaBobbie
If you're lazy just say that. Some women work because they want to earn a living for themselves. Believe it or not, some of us don't center our entire existence around pleasing men. You should try it some time.
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One day you just wake up and decide that you're done wearing bras and suddenly life is beautiful
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Dozing off is so much sweeter than purposefully trying to sleep
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Saying please and thank you to AI after asking a question so when the uprising begins they remember that you were one of the good ones >>>>
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As a society, I think we have grown past the need for Eric Omondi.
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Kenyans really make it their duty to give the birthday person alcohol poisoning 😭
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Hozier is the reason I have high standards.
"When my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth. No grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to her."
Like c'mon.
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Shut up before we buy your whole country with 20 bob
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I just know there should be a section dedicated to that day Joan Kubai gave a house tour. One of the funniest days ever on this app
If there was a Twitter hall of fame which tweet would you want inducted ?
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Must be posted everywhere cause the back of this dress understood the mf assignment 🤌🏾
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Hanging out w people who don't use Twitter is so draining. Why don't you get the jokes??😭
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"office wife" "office girlfriend" guys imagine just shut up 😂😂 I'm trying to be delusional and you're ruining it
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Are you really a Nairobi nigga if you don't take a snap to show us that you're driving today?
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I look too good w a mohawk
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Raising a kitten as your own child is an experience I think everyone should have at least once in their life
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So y'all are being given money in exchange for your retina scan and that doesn't seem suspicious to you?🤔
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Walking to the bus and this nigga says "beba huyu macho nne." I was just chilling bro
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The Maumau didn't fight for your freedom for you to be ashamed of being African next to the white man. Stand up!!
y'all ever experience passport shame?? like ur at the airport and ppl next to you have British, Canadian & Swedish passports and yours says East African Community 😭😭💔 this must be how them trans ppl feel like in the wrong body because i def dont belong here😭
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I hate that fuck ass accent USIU kids have. Can you just be normal😭
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Nah fr we need to strike. Why should shots at the club cost 400?
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There was a day in July I was spending my money recklessly in the name of "pesa hurudi". Don't be like me guys. Pesa haijarudi🥲
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Wahh my friend has just told me he asked this girl he's been seeing "what are we?" And then she said "we're okay"😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'd die
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One thing about the female body, it will let you know that you are ovulating
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You point your camera to a Nairobi nigga and he starts doing sign language 🤦🏾♀️
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Let's just say it's not food
What’s your ovulation craving ?
Mine is rice and beans. Constant !
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I could look you dead in the eye and nod along as you speak and not hear a word you said
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Why are we still talking about dates?😭 Just do what you want w your person, no one gives a fuck
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I can't stand people who make empty promises. Like you really didn't have to promise me anything, ungenyamaza tu.
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May all lipgloss that leaves a white line be kept far away from me. Amen.
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Being tall is all fun and games until it's time to use public transportation
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It's so trippy to me when I notice random aspects of myself in my parents
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Okay guys let's get serious for a moment now.
Does anyone actually know what paprika does or are we all just pretending that it does something?
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Nairobi has such beautiful women bana. Fell in love like 12 times last night.
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You show a man basic empathy and then he starts falling in love w you🤦🏾♀️
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Some of y'all have evidently never been in love😂😂 wdym you can't talk to your girl on the phone for 2 hours? Just walk out pls
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Have you ever seen someone so fine that you can't even look at them for a long period of time? Like you have to look away for a second to recollect yourself and stuff.
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When I'm rich my homegirls are gonna get a best friends allowance
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3 months is even a lot. Gimme one week I show you real speed
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We up
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Normalize taking your Ls to the grave 😭
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"Babe it's just a tweet"
The tweet:
I was at Blankets & Wine today with my wife & realized i might have bagged one of the bare minimums this kanairo,i had to stay incognito. There are beautiful babes out here, ukiowa ndio unajua kumbe ata hunaga taste ya madem.Huyu wangu ata sex appeal hana, nikama kuishi na pet.😒
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What a month
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Yesterday I was tryna understand F1 and someone said "you're so beautiful when you're confused." 😭💀
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I need some fashion girlies to show us how to style gumboots bc it's serious out here
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Not liking watermelon is a character flaw. I will not elaborate.
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Sometimes I read something so profound and I'm so sure it will change my life and then I forget
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As a society (Nairobi), we need to think of other Halloween costumes other than angels, devil's and black cats for women.
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The Lord did not make boobs for them to be trapped in bras. Free the titties!! Can I get an Amen?
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This shit makes women not wanna leave the house.
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What I'm wondering is how someone even finds 12 people they're sexually attracted to
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Even at night the heat is still holding us hostage like this??
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Na mjifunze kujiheshimu. The internet doesn't always need to know everything.
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I really don't take enough pictures of myself. I can't even participate in these threads🥲
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A moment of silence for everyone w a little sister that is going through the phase of thinking being mean is cool 🤍
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Y'all are stronger than me cause if I logged into this bird app and saw my man posting an audio of him roaring I wouldn't recover from that ick.
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FYI, having more money than someone doesn't make you better than them.
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I'm tired of explaining to people that I'm not annoyed and this is just what my face looks like
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Someone who peaked in high school starter pack:
Call me petty lakini mimi mdem kama hakusomea national school za kitambo tunapelekana wapi?😭😭
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Why on earth would you sit right next to me when there's only 5 people in the bus?😭😭 Get your own seat tf
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