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Carlos Danger

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Carlos Danger
4 months
@ElonOffYourself That’s how’s it’s pronounced in English. We speak English here.
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1 year
@evancondry Pixar villain lookin chick.
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7 months
@NeilNevins …”anyway”.
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29 days
@OGDannyOcean Horse power.
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4 years
@mrshellwinger @akoseff I think English was Melania Trump’s fifth language but sure poke fun.
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11 months
@pablothe2nd “Bigger than me and solid” is crazy.
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4 months
@Ruair86936622 @ElonOffYourself Ok go live there then.
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1 month
@its_The_Dr Imagine if you guys took your autism and directed it towards something productive.
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4 months
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10 months
@itsjwills With you but this has a Kramer feel to me.
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8 months
@caitiedelaney The greatest example of liberal autofellatio ever produced. If it were satire, it would be the greatest modern example. Hilariously, it’s not.
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3 years
Parents’ rights get the scare quote treatment. They really think they own your kids.
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3 years
“Parents’ rights” has emerged as a centerpiece of the Trump-era GOP—an aggrieved rallying cry against mandating vaccines, masks in schools, or the teaching of content that parents find objectionable, including material on race and slavery.
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8 months
@missfalsteenia You are going to be weeping when they respond. Bookmark it.
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10 months
@ByCasagrande @JustinKotter Na that’s right there.
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3 years
@WorldWideWob This is what they took from us
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6 years
@socialistmic @roflmaoism You keep using this word “free.” It doesn’t mean what you think it means.
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3 months
@SteveGuest They’re smug, bureaucratic scolds on everything. People hate that. But they won’t change.
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8 months
@corylav “Hold my beer” -the NCAA.
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6 months
@WarMonitors Ah yes…the “finding out” stage. But the “fuck around” stage was so fun!!!.
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1 year
@Super70sSports What happened the next time they played?.
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4 months
@chronicalihere “Barack Obama was too pro-Israel” is an absolutely INSANE take.
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6 months
@ScottishCommie Take it up with China.
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1 year
@uncle_june “I did ennnt”.
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7 months
@JRubinBlogger Jen…did you…watch?.
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4 years
@IdoAmir @joshtpm That is 100% what it means.
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2 years
@JRubinBlogger Jesus Christ you can’t be in the tank any more than this.
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9 months
@RGIII Rae Carruth, Aaron Hernandez, Ray Rice…as well as a certain retired Running Back who made some waves in legal circles….
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8 months
@SuppressedNws Guy who covers his face when he speaks in public is accusing others of cowardice. That’s kinda funny.
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5 years
This is the one pre-replay incident that has never left my mind.
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7 months
@tify330 @RopeDropLife Uh…he has no idea where he is.
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1 year
@GianniGoat Put some respect on Patrick Ewing’s name.
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9 months
@rocknrollgarag1 “Tumbling Dice” is one of the best songs ever recorded. Kinda strange it’s not more widely held in the pantheon of Stones hits. Oh, the album is also the greatest rock album ever recorded.
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4 years
@davidharsanyi They’d be launching Pulitzers out of one of those basketball game t-shirt cannons.
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2 years
@meltzer_ben @jimgeraghty Greg Abbott can answer what he had for lunch without the use of advanced computer technology. That’s the difference.
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8 months
@OgbeniDemola Nothing is more natural than poverty. Abundance, historically speaking, is rare.
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4 years
@LeftTurnSign @Jacobsealock @Breaking911 Yeah you’re right. A vastly superior military force has never been defeated by an entrenched insurgency with firearms. Might as well just surrender.
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10 months
@RockNRoLL_85 Original Lineup Allman Brothers.
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9 months
@TonesOfMusic Bathroom Window-Cocker.
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8 months
@aaliyamkhan Me too! It’s like a little terrorist name tag!.
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6 months
@sam_golf Ayo…”kiss the stick” is WILD.
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8 months
@v80NonEquityPtr Blur out that Medium and you’ve got something.
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7 months
@jcb_31416 HAHAHAHAHA. Going back to the great hits, huh? Amazing.
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7 months
@mjs_DC Yes. Finally. This was a terrible precedent and was rightly and finally struck down.
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5 months
@DefiantWorld Uh…of course.
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1 year
@suchnerve We’re gonna need a lot of cats.
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10 months
@ZoneUnc Hahaha ACC reg season champs banner a UNC specialty. Embarrassing.
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5 months
@ComfortablySmug Absurd power trip from doctor Jill.
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7 months
@MobilityForWho Bicyclists are communists and karens. The guy has nothing to be sorry about.
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4 years
These are always incredible.
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4 years
🧵Thread🧵. Vilifying people in their obituaries is, simply put, a bad, inhumane development. There’s also a lot of hypocrisy in how it’s done. If you don’t believe me, look at how yesterday’s passing of former Secretary Donald Rumsfeld compares to Cuban butcher Fidel Castro.⤵️.
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8 months
@RamAbdu I wonder if he voted for Hamas when they came to power in Gaza in a landslide.
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2 years
@PeterSweden7 Covid was a dry run. Most of the procedures had nothing to do with the disease.
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4 months
@dakhterakhter Israel is not like Belgium in the Congo. Jews have lived in what is now Israel since before the Arabs ever wandered in. You are dumb.
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8 months
@jasebyjason Hahaha dude touch grass.
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8 months
@still_oppressed Because Palestine is Hamas is Palestine is Hamas. Thanks for clarifying.
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2 years
@HashtagGriswold Imagine thinking the pro-life movement fought for fifty years just to be worried about a midterm election.
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6 years
@jpodhoretz The best part about the Trump business story is the guy looked around at NYC in the 79s and 80s—when any building he could have purchased would have yielded immense return—and thought, “I need to get into the levered casino business”.
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2 years
@TomFornelli The Process
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4 years
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1 year
@tmorello “Fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me”. Became…. “Fuck you if you don’t do what they tell you”. Pretty quick.
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7 months
@CarmenGranddau1 @neal_katyal This decision restores separation of powers.
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11 months
@historyrock_ Rumours.Appetite for Destruction.Let it Bleed.Exile on Main Street.Ready to Die.Zeppelin IV.Astral Weeks.Moondance.
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4 months
@SzMarsupial This may be some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my whole fuckin’ life.
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9 months
@GenTXer2 “what is life” should have been on a Beatles record. Joyous.
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4 years
@Super70sSports The fact that every band member but the the drummer is playing bass on “big bottom” is such a subtle stroke of genius it gets the nod for me.
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@Nexuist The Christmas market psycho was clearly lying. The rest are kinda interesting.
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4 months
@BenjaminNorton I’m so sorry this happened to your friends.
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1 year
@pot8um Get some help (x100).
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4 years
@PartymanRandy @charlescwcooke They are scared to death of Desantis.
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2 years
@IAPolls2022 Georgia is not a toss-up if Trump is the nominee. That state will never vote for Trump again.
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4 months
@Srirachachau Yeah and a swastika is an old Hindu symbol for peace.
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1 year
@the_transit_guy Or it’s an hour flight.
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3 years
@WorldWideWob “This historically horrendous first half in a legacy series is brought to you by ziprecruiter. Hiring made easy.”.
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10 months
@tyleroday Over-representation in the senate? Uh….
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4 years
@guypbenson @davidharsanyi Also Kaepernick’s worst excess was pretending his activism got him benched and released. His entire martyr complex was a complete fabrication. He sucked before he got benched. Eric Reid is more militant than Kaep and he’s a starting safety for SF.
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10 months
@rBillSimmonsPod It’s obviously D wade. Not even close.
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4 years
@redsteeze ThE AdULTs ArE BaCk iN ChArGe.
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4 months
@chronicalihere Yes. They are our ally. He also entered into the Iran deal and did and said hundreds of other thing to show his disdain for Israel. Also, if the LA Times released the infamous fundraiser tape he probably never would have been president.
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6 months
@davidmackau Are…are you serious?
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4 months
@the_P_God I hope he got at least one “you gotta be fucking kidding me”.
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9 months
@JVMonte2 Can’t you hear me knockin.Whole lotta love.Stranglehold.Monkey man.Brown sugar.Johnny b Goode.Funk 49.
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4 years
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2 years
@davidharsanyi Only thing missing is a giant portrait of himself.
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1 year
@InspoCrypto @JoeTruzman He’s “resisting.” From a Michelin star restaurant in Qatar.
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4 months
@DeadEndHipHop Scrolled down way too far without seeing Nas on “Verbal Intercourse.” Best feature ever.
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4 years
@npa222 @thehill Who controlled the senate? Who was president? Was there an incumbent president running?.
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4 years
@DanielTurnerPTF @RyanAFournier The same people who want you to feel guilty about having an AIR CONDITIONER in your house fly around on private jets.
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6 years
@ben_rosen @NYC_Blonde This is among the dumbest things I’ve ever heard on this website full of dumb people saying dumb things.
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2 years
@RampCapitalLLC I don’t think I’ve ever hit the button I wanted. Full brain shutdown whenever this happens.
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4 months
@bluepashminas You guys have a giant Hamas encampment in the center of your campus.
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1 year
@WorldWideWob Two dudes from point blank is wild ⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️.
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6 years
@TimLFriend @Andy_Crawford_ @xan_desanctis It’s Huck Finn and everyone else. Moby Dick, Gatsby, Scarlet Letter, Red Badge of Courage right there.
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8 months
@mehdirhasan It’s not “Islamophobic” to state that fundamentalist Muslim values are incompatible with modern western society.
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5 years
@hpmacd @jneeley78 Shhhh it was secret police.
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3 years
@Super70sSports “Good thing the Falcons changed their uniforms!” -No one in the history of the universe.
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2 years
@AugustCohen4 @RayPrisament @HeathMayo If you think Kamala is in the same league as Desantis politically…I want some of what you’re smoking.
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10 months
@RockNRoLL_85 No. Jesus Christ no.
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11 months
@KeyserSozeBro1 No brown in town!.
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