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This is a face you see after a Jetta sideswipes you on the freeway
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Treinen spins the ball like he can hand-torque the lug nuts on his car
Blake Treinen, 97mph Two Seamer & 85mph Slider, Overlay. 😳
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Car culture is freely chosen by people all over the world the second they are able, and isn’t a nefarious trick played on us by Exxon. It satisfies deep human psychological needs for agency and self-determination.
What’s your unpopular car opinion that has you like this
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Best thing I’ve read on “web3” yet
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@freddiedeboer
"...aestheticizing other people's oppression and calling that activism", oh my god he predicted social media
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@briangaar
This is like some elderly skateboarder coming out of retirement to commit euthanasia by halfpipe
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This is the big divide between reactions to Smith's actions. I have no problem saying that cultures that police honor with violence are worse than ones that don't. And the degree to which young Americans live in an honor culture is extremely upsetting.
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@mattyglesias
This "I didn't actually say that!" shit is so tired, both Pareene and Scocca gave perfectly accurate summations of your position. You coat yourself in a thin layer of protective smarm and expect to wriggle free.
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Was just about to quote a Max Fried gif and recommend people make a point to watch his starts, but let his teammate tell you. Guy is jaw-dropping.
Spencer Strider discussing Max Fried's arsenal/feel.
From my soon-to-be released interview...
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@PatBlanchfield
Their blood-soaked failures can only further consecrate their sacred position in the liturgy
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Because he's a hidebound right-wing ideologue with a bone-deep commitment to maintaining the pillaging of the UK's social wealth by the financiers who rule the country
Keir Starmer explains why he wouldn't nationalise the energy companies.
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@bananafitz
"I will begin with the basics. You are hiking in the Japanese highlands. A pair of snow leopards is stalking you, and the blade of your katana is frosted into its scabbard,"
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It’s a disaster for humanity that someone so stupid and so small has amassed so much power
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I find it completely believable that nobody at Uber understood they were strikebreaking and that's what makes it funnier
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Wes Anderson can only make stop-motion films now because his whimsy levels are proving fatal to human actors. He's killed dozens and Hollywood is covering it up.
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The only Biblical name I'd want is Nimrod. Goes impossibly hard. Son of Cush!
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I had never even heard of this dogshit until like 2012, I don't believe anyone who says they grew up watching it. Fake classic, illegitimate place in the canon.
Have a theory that "A Christmas Story" is the most goyish of all the holiday movies. I went like 30-plus years without being aware of its existence.
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Someone in relative power actually saying this feels like a gasp of air
Corbyn says the “war on terror" has made Manchester-style attacks more likely
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"There is no point being privately wealthy but publicly impoverished" is the message people have been screaming at Tories and Republicans for FIFTY YEARS to zero fucking avail
What do Financial Times readers think of the mini-budget? This is the most-recommended comment on our news story:
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We're never going to have mass adoption of BEVs in their current state (limited range, long charging times). We'll make energy production more green and more cars will be hybridized, but all the "no new ICEs after 2035" stuff will be walked back
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If you attend any ostensibly left-wing gathering in a red state it's legal for Republicans to kill you with a car or a gun
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Twitter 2013: All your smartest and coolest friends are cracking wise about the day’s events
Twitter 2023: All your most grimly-determined friends are undergoing a grueling test of moral endurance
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Make sure to tweet "fuck you" at this idiot while you still can
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What makes a camera shitty or not has much to do with its circumstances. Even still, great results are possible. Happy Monday
Took a kind of photo this morning that makes me appreciate having a slightly shitty phone camera
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Not even gonna try watching Ghana v Portugal. If I don't look, nothing bad can happen.
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This country is chock full of violently deluded freaks, scared to death every moment of their shitty lives, desperate to shoot someone, anyone, for any reason. The worst people in human history.
Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas
Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York
Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri
It’s the guns
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Loneliness isn't a character flaw it's the predictable, engineered outcome of our tortuously atomized lives. I believe most pathologies follow from it or are exacerbated by it, so learning to identify this perpetually stalking beast was a good trick
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This pointless exercise is just liberals seeking absolution for reveling in the demagoguery. Fact check: if you watched that shit for any reason, you're a mark.
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These people are describing prisons, which is what they want schools to be, and work to be, and everywhere to be. It's what they want to live in, and do.
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick on "hardening" schools: "There should be one entrance in and one entrance out in all of our elementary and all of our middle schools. They're small enough to do that. There should be only one way in, and that should be a well protected entrance."
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People’s baseline confusion and fear is so high now they seem unable to process basic accidents, to say nothing of feeling for the victims. Over
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It's very Angel Hernandez to tighten up your zone in the 18th inning, just to prove a point
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Every ESPN baseball broadcast feels like a hostage reading a coerced statement
ESPN reportedly leaning towards opting out of MLB contract
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@TheSmokingTire
TST stands out from other male lifestyle kinda stuff because it doesn't traffic in misogyny or racism, not even the bro-y ironic type. The Canadian crybaby and his fans are precisely who we don't want around
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Had a beautiful afternoon listening to the 4.0 sing in the Sierra Nevada foothills
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I know you've read dozens, but this is the best take on Spring Breakers I've read, via
@pushinghoops
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http://t.co/vqP4ux1oXJ
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This is how I feel about California and the more cosmopolitan places in America. I feel insane for having to make a statement in support of the multiculturalism that constitutes the very fabric of where I grew up and live. I'm so sick of hearing from fucking segregationists.
I'm something of a NYC nationalist—I really think it's a miracle that all the peoples of the world can live together in one city basically in peace and harmony—and this UES halal cart vendor story is only reinforcing that.
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Simple friend test: if you think this is one of the funniest, sweetest things you've ever seen, we're friends.
http://t.co/Gs37SI0cSw
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Kruk and Kuip are the only reason to watch a Giants game this season
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It isn't whether you're right or wrong in your public scraps with random agents, it's that you're having those scraps at all. Small ball
Farhan Zaidi responds to Matt Hannaford's comments that the team left J.D. Davis with no choice other than to go to a hearing:
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I’d love to watch this guy get chased down and beaten to death in the street
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Celebrating getting my UK passport with a 21-year-old Balvenie. That dual citizen life.
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@Larry_LongBalls
It's the least surprising thing in the world that you don't know what a clitoris is or where to find it.
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Imagine the warming calm that'd wash over you if Ohtani wrapped you up. You'd forget all about why you were fighting. You'd forget everything.
Shohei Ohtani is the most graceful participant in a baseball fight ever
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Today in historical irony, my polling station is our neighborhood's multicultural center.
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I'm camping, and this is the view from my chair, 25 minutes from my hometown.
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Whenever I drive the 152 through Los Banos I imagine getting in a bad wreck and bleeding out in a ditch there, smelling manure
think about this Chiles headline so much, its so genuinely poetic
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38 today, never been happier or healthier. Thanks to everyone who’s helped me get to this point, I love you all. Here’s me and Nicola at dinner last night.
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It’s because right-wingers are all crooks who cheat on their taxes.
It’s hard to state how angry Republicans are — at a visceral level — about the Biden administration’s attempt to dramatically increase the IRS budget
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Banning the jet account is funny cause of how it suggests cracked-out paranoia and fearing for his life. Never forget that Musk is exquisitely miserable, in an idiot Hell of his own making, and his continued suffering our barest consolation for the horror of his existence.
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Peter Crouch just said he hopes the 2nd half is like the Alamo, so he definitely doesn't know what happened at the Alamo.
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The NYT is a boutique reactionary project to own liberals by their own logic. And it is absolutely humming along.
In the U.S., Sam Bankman-Fried is persona non grata. But in interviews across the Bahamas, residents say that his crimes were hardly comparable to the gang violence of the island, and expressed fears of economic fallout if crypto investors don't return.
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Whenever I see the “marketing” line item in our project budgets I just laugh
This number (60 applicants/day) is basically an index of tenant power. The lower it is, the more leverage the tenant has, the less the landlord has.
There is only one way to make this number fall, and it is by building more housing.
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Please bring up astrology on a first date so your date can reach across and take the pointy utensils away
Girls should bring up astrology on a first date.
Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.
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@drewtoothpaste
I love slamming beers, crushing the empties, burping, then gently sliding a $1 bill wrapped around a thank-you note into each can
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Film nerds, you'll fuckin' love this oral history of the making of The Right Stuff, especially the technical parts:
http://t.co/fCxZVx4C3g
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Thanks to all our friends and family for receiving us so warmly. Love you all
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Excellent summation of the current situation right here. Read it a few times. Other explanations you may hear are either small potatoes or bullshit.
Too much demand and too little supply are basically the causes of inflation. It's unquestionably better to solve it with more supply. That's less pain on people and businesses. We're paying the price of underinvestment from shareholder short-termism and government dysfunction.
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A truck carrying 40,000 pounds of toxic soil from the East Palestine train derailment site was involved in a crash and overturned in Ohio's Columbiana County
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@pixelatedboat
It’s nice to be reminded you’re a person living in a place, instead of a joke machine trapped in a cyberhell
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This band is why I met Nicola, and last night was the first time we’d seen them together. It was so special for us (even if the guys were a little low energy for the last show of their European leg.)
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Another Palestinian we all watched do live streams, in English and in tears, and talk about being condemned to die. All of this is unspeakable
It appears our beloved brother & comrade Refaat
@itranslate123
has been murdered and has ascended to heaven.
What an absolute tragedy.
We will honour your memory.
Your name will be etched into the annals of history for future generations to admire.
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The biggest takeaway from the story of the Luddites is that being right doesn't matter at all
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Yeah, let's romanticize blankets and tea on a cold day and pretend like a beer in the sun isn't way fuckin' better.
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One time I was heckled out of a Libertarian Party presidential campaign event at a Denny's in Fresno when I challenged the candidate on how he'd pay for roads and all the ponytail-and-pager sysadmin guys started booing me. 2004, baby's first election
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Hear, hear, Pedro. Shohei Ohtani transcends sports. He is one of the great geniuses in the history of humanity.
Pedro complimenting Shohei is Fantastic. ❤️
[And Shohei looking embarrassed to get all that praise]
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The Queen hasn't watched a Prince fiddle ineptly with his baton in years.
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Life in America in 2018 is having the distinct sense of being ripped off constantly, in virtually every sphere of life, and this goes a long way toward explaining why:
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@tolstoybb
The US government built the first mass produced electric car and let all the credit accrue to a carny for some reason
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@revhowardarson
I had really bad warts all over my left fingers/cuticles for yeeears, one day over about 48 hours they just all disappeared. Body finally cracked the code, I guess.
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It's like my brother using his teenage EricThePimp email address for his insurance job
Every time I see Awkwafina’s name I’m like, damn, are you really gonna keep making us call you that for the rest of our lives
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@brendlewhat
You use your Twitter account to create the most powerful misantrophy engine the world has ever known.
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I've found the idea that will bring financial ruin and disgrace to me and my family: a vegan sports bar.
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The truth of this isn't about training or nutrition or whatever, but about the right tail of the talent distribution being so much larger today, with more players closer to the limits of human performance than ever.
I think the best player in 1977 might struggle to make the majors today.
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