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The perfect overtake, and from an Audi driver too! 😉
We are aware that a photo was tweeted in error yesterday regarding the distance that should be given to cyclists whilst overtaking
Apologies. The correct distance is at least 1.5 metres (150cm) as this photo shows
Always take extra care when driving near vulnerable road users
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Nothing to do with all those single occupancy cars then?
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My pet hate is drivers using their phones behind the wheel.
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The cycle lane here caused the high street to die. It was so bad that all the shops closed down and were replaced with 1950s semi-detached houses.
Castleton is facing dire consequences from
@AndyBurnhamGM
cycle lanes.
No one wanted it. No one wants it.
No one uses it.
Vote for someone who is on your side.
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As Nigel Farage is trending, I thought I'd take the opportunity to post this, as I'm very childish, and it never stops being funny.
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@Doughyde_ie
@CllrCat
@GardaTraffic
@DubCityCouncil
The lorry driver should park their lorry on the road. That's where lorries belong.
I don't know why you're struggling with this very simple concept.
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Looks like my worst nightmare of a holiday! 🤮
The English: if they're coming over here they should accept our culture!
Also the English:
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Why was the cyclist even attacking this driver?
This is why we need tough new laws on dangerous cyclists.
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Drivers: "Cyclists are dangerous as they're always riding on the pavement."
Also drivers: "He's doing a very difficult job. Where is he supposed to park?"
Driving a van along the pavement, forcing pedestrians out of the way and parks on the wrong side of the bus stop.
Please help
@LevyCllrs
,
@GMPFallowfield
&
@RoyalMail
This is not an isolated incident.
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Anyone know why I'm getting these white lines on my front tyres? Look faulty to me.
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"but I saw a cyclist going too fast....."
First shift back on the cars in over six weeks. First car stopped, 121mph on a dual carriageway. No licence and no insurance. See you at court. 😤🤯
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This should be standard on al pedestrians crossings now.
Drivers are more scared of damaged paintwork, or smashed glass, than they are of hitting pedestrians.
Be seen, grab a brick!
🧱
1. GRAB
2. LOOK
3. WAVE
4. CROSS
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Can anyone help me here?
Is it "for fucks sake", or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a work email, so I need it to sound professional.
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Cyclists fault. If it wasn't for the driver having to give at least 1.5m of space, this would never have happened.
They probably fled the scene too, as they aren't accountable.
Road tax would stop this happening.
/s
Footage of the last night crashed the laughing gas driver in three colts Lane, Bethnal green.
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3,000 idiots in 15 days want speed cameras removed, including one caught doing 73mph in a 30mph zone 🤦
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D'ya know what pisses off drivers more than a cyclist going through a red light?
It's a cyclists that doesn't go through a red light, then carefully pulls away when it turns to green.
That really pisses some drivers off.
Try it and see.
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I'm not Columbo, but I'm pretty sure the driver not looking and hitting the cyclists with their car was to blame for the cyclist being killed.
Police unsure if driver’s “lack of vision” or hi-vis and no helmet to blame for “unavoidable” collision that saw motorist pull out and kill cyclist, inquest finds
The motorist claims she wasn’t aware of two cyclists approaching until she heard the impact
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If they had number plates, and were made to have insurance and pay road tax, this would never have happened.
Moment escaped Household Cavalry horses rampage through London
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Work colleague: "why don't you come to work in your van? It's got to be more pleasant than on the bike."
Me: 👇
(Volume up 👌)
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Someone has a death wish!
Can never understand people cycling at night without lights. They're so cheap now, you could buy 2 decent sets and have change from a 20.
Out and about on a late shift and the scariest part of the shift was just driving home!!
#cyclist
#needsomelights
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"Cyclists need to have reg plates, insurance and pay tax, to stop them jumping red lights."
Meanwhile, drivers......
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Still a couple of weeks to go on this petition. It's going to be close! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Something happened here, and I'm not sure I want to know what it was! 😂
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Twatter: "I'd like to see a cyclist carry my 2 bags of shopping half a mile back home."
Landscape gardener: "hold my shears."
Articulated fun (on two wheels) - Our
@UrbanArrowcom
&
@carlacargo
sailing along the new Rosendale Road cycle path with our bulk green waste bags
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There's a very easy, free way to stop your shit driving making you a target for cyclists 🤦
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Anyone able to offer some advice as to how this poor driver is expected to be able to pass these lycra clad menaces?
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Mustn't hold up traffic.
Fuck the parent and their young child 🙄
Don't park on the footpath or you'll push vulnerable pedestrians into traffic.
Disgraceful to see this behaviour. It's rush hour and everyone should get home safely.
Saw this from the bus just now and I'm furious.
@GardaTraffic
@DubCityCouncil
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I think sometimes some people need reminding that cyclists are people. They're mums, dads, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, best mates, work colleagues, etc
They're not deliberately holding you up. They're going to work, shops, friends, doctors, etc
Just be patient and caring
Right let’s try again as my last post got very nasty. Underneath this helmet is a person, many of us in our day jobs work in emergency services, serve you in shops, cook for you. Please be kind if you see us out and about, give us a wide berth when you pass.
#cyclinglife
💙
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Someone call John Allert, we've found the next Mark Cavendish, and he's faster than the current Mark Cavendish! 🤦
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Well done to all those that signed this. You definitely didn't waste your time! 😂😂😂
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I've seen it all now.
Police speed camera van parked up near where a small child from the local infants school was hit by a driver last year.
Just round the corner is a guy on a nice Trek bike, with a large sign warning the speeding drivers 🤦
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When cyclists film & "grass" on motorists on their phones. This is why. This is what happens when people think their phone is more important than concentrating on the job in hand.
Driving isn't difficult, as long as you concentrate & stick to the rules.
The motorist who killed Martyn has been jailed for 4.5 years. She waited until the start of the trial to plead guilty. Nothing will bring him back. His friend James continues to live with life-changing injuries. Put your phone away when driving. 🖤🔱💛
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If all those car and van drivers were on the bus this queue would be a hell of a lot shorter.
Unpopular opinion 😬🫣
I find cyclists who make all the traffic behind them travel for miles and miles at 15 mph incredibly selfish. Sat in a line of more than a dozen cars, vans, buses etc behind a lone cyclist out on a casual and very slow ride for miles on a main road 🤦♀️
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Twitter: "Cyclists go too slow and cause all sorts of traffic congestion."
Also twitter: "These cyclists should be charged with furious cycling. They all go too fast, don't care and can't be held accountable."
Cyclists, please be mindful of your speeds and just how this will effect you in the event of a collision. This group today on Dartmoor observed travelling at near 40mph on a 30mph restricted road. All stopped and offered appropriate words of advice 🚴♀️ 🚴♀️ 7163 &
#MPS6758JONES
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This is the best thing I've found to keep me safe on the roads. A very visible rear facing camera.
It doesn't stop every idiot, but it works on most of them.
Some passes are so wide they make me laugh!
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So they want Jacob for PM now?
Yeah, sure. What could possibly go wrong? 🙄
Déjà vu, enough now, stop this nightmare.
#PopularConservatism
#JacobReesMogg
#ToriesaAreOutOfControl
#ToriesOut579
#ToriesUnfitToGovern
#GeneralElectionNow
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Cyclist killed by a driver, that apparently "paid the price for his choice" according to this moron 👇
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Selfish deliberately holding up faster road users. Don't they realise we have places to be. We can't hang around listening to TalkShite and playing on our phones.
Why do these slow moving vehicles not pull over to let the faster moving vehicles past?
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Only a few days to go on this petition, and it's already up to nearly 350 signatures.
Only another 9,651 signatures before the usual "thanks, but no thanks" response.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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This still makes me laugh, probably more than it should! 😂
Happy Wednesday people!
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Drivers: "CyClIsTs ArE aLwAyS rIdInG oN tHe PaVeMeNtS! 🤪"
Also drivers......
Does this look like a borough that's encouraging walking, cycling and public transport over driving,
@JanetDaby
?
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As I'm not going on a bike ride today, thought I'd upgrade this £25 iPod classic I bought last week.
New battery going in. Also removing the 80gb HDD and fitting a 256gb flash drive in its place 👍
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@garybollan69
@theJeremyVine
Here's a photo of my youngest daughter, riding her bike on the road. She was riding on the road before her 3rd birthday. She's now 10 and loves riding her bike, and has better road sense than a lot of adults.
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Cyclist dies because a driver doesn't do the very basics they are taught when pulling out at a junction.
Twatter response 👇
@theJeremyVine
Yes it was unavoidable. Cyclists are hated universally because of people with the attitude you have. Have a bit of common sense, wear helmets, keep out of cars and larger vehicles ways on roads, kept right into the kerb as close as possible and you won’t get hurt.
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@MGIFOTB
For the safety of all, there needs to be a 10 mph cyclist speed limit set for cycle lanes. Also where a cycle lane exists, it should be made mandatory that cyclists use it. The amount of cyclists I see on the road when there is a cycle lane right next to it. Finally that is a
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Why do some drivers pass you and then immediately park themselves in the ASL box, so you can't fit in it?
Do they honestly think I won't just go a bit further, put myself in the middle of the lane, set off slowly and really struggle to clip in, slowing me down more? 🤷
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Exclusive: Driver using phone photographs 2 cyclists stood at the side of the road! 😂😂😂😂
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Finally out of the box and set up.
A few finishing touches, and then out to terrorise the local motorists tomorrow morning 😋
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I think this meme was created with this reply in mind!
So much stupid, in so few words.
Impressive stuff 🤦🤡
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Man who earns a lot of money getting dangerous and illegal drivers off fines and bans, is suddenly really interested in road safety 🙄🤦🤡
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Interesting.
I need to spend some more time reading this study, but a quick skim read of it certainly goes against what a few noisy people on here say.
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Sat in a nice little cafe in Mallorca, and got chatting to a couple from Stockport.
Wife: "so how far are you riding today? There's some beautiful routes"
Me: "not far today, as we did a big ride yester....."
Husband: "do you know what I hate most about cyclists?" 🙄
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This is how kids should get to school, and without fearing for their life.
BIKE BUS: Rolling with the
@MelinGruffydd
#BikeBus
be like… imagine if every journey to school could be this much FUN! 🚲🎶🎄🤩🏴🙌🏻 1/2
#FridayWeCycle
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Saw the same driver on his phone on 2 separate occasions tonight. On the second occasion I mentioned it was illegal for him to use his phone whilst driving. He started gobbing off and calling all sorts of names. The usual stuff, and nothing original.
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“The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.”
– Iris Murdoch
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Why are motorised vehicles still allowed to drive through our parks? Parks are for people, not drivers.
Some absolutely horrendous driving on display in Richmond Park this afternoon. Worst of all was this close pass on a family cycling. Absolutely disgraceful that vulnerable road users have to put up with this in a park.
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Isn't it time horses paid road tax and were genetically modified to have a hi-viz coat, then this poor driver, obviously held up going to work, wouldn't have to take such drastic evasive action? 🤷
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No cycle lanes and look how freely the traffic moves. Which leads me to believe that cycle lanes are definitely the cause of London congestion.
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Stop the vote! We have our winner for today. Apologies to all the other cuntenders but I think we can close the competition now, because it's going to take something really special to beat this one.
@Chris_Boardman
This is an appallingly irresponsible post, probably designed to be intentionally divisive for. The car driver was doing nothing wrong and the cyclist was paying more attention to being filmed than anything else - she had swerved very close to the line whilst not in appropriate
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Why aren't these motorists giving way to the faster moving traffic?
That's how it works, right?
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"Why cyclists don't use cycle lanes", reason number 362 🤦
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"How am I supposed to get a week's shopping on a bike?"
Girl on a bike: "Hold my beer"
Spotted today in Farringdon-London. A
@pedalmeapp
delivery.
Could absolutely see
@farroutdelivers
following suit in Edinburgh with deliveries from our many excellent craft breweries that we have up here.
@edtiss
@david_mccraw
@CyclingEdin
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"Wait until it's wet. Then they'll all be back in their cars."
Or they'll just put on a jacket and enjoy the freedom. Although clearly that bike lane needs expanding now.
How long a traffic jam, had every cyclist been driving their own car?
~100 cars x ~5 metres?
vid
@BoxbikeLondon
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Tax paying cyclists provide roads for vehicles like this. Why don't their owners use them?
If you're not going to use them then they may as well be ripped up and made into doorways or cycle lanes.
Had hoped this *segregated* cycle lane would make commuting by bike safer…
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Tell me again how cyclists paying road tax, and wearing a plastic hat, will make the roads safer.
Clearly someone has been to the
#Bradford
school of driving.
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Another victim of lawless cyclists.
Oh.....hang on. Nope. My mistake. It was just a driver, and so it's all good. As you were.
A driver whose "ridiculous speed" resulted in his passenger suffering life-changing injuries has been spared jail after a judge remarked it was "horrendous" for him to miss the birth of his child. Full story 👇
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Cyclists to have registration arm bands! 😂😂😂
Stop the count. We have a winner!
@Sh3zz4
@AnneHalliwell4
Exactly? Or just a suggestion? Register as a cyclist using the road and wear an armband? Could be used for anyone using the road then.
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NPI sent out to this shit driver, thanks to my rear mounted grass cam 👍
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Bloody cyclists, getting in the way of the hard working man.
A13 Canning Town this afternoon. Hope you succeeded in knocking another 30secs off your personal best mate
#Wanker
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All the other drivers managed a safe pass, apart from one.
Quelle-fuckin-surprise it's a BMW 🙄
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They know how to do bike parking in Amsterdam. A bit better than locking your bike to a nearby lamppost, hoping that it's still there when you get back.
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@RealPaulSutton
@rachelparris
But if he pays more tax he might not be able to afford the basics every person should enjoy, such as space flights, etc.
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