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old skool AI expert & award-winning journalist w/ specialism in digital forensic investigation. X is for memes, stonks, jokes & shitposts.
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@Stella_Assange
Dispute this Stella - if Assange is 'free' he should have been given the choice of how to travel (I fully expected a police escort to a Qantas flight) - if US/AU wanted him to take that particular jet & gave him no choice, the burden should be on them. Still gonna help out.
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@JeremyClarkson
If you don't want to get stung in British Summer Time, stay indoors. Can't guarantee you won't get stung, but odds are reduced.
HEY JEREMY SELL INSECT REPELLENT & BEE STING BALM IN THE SHOP!
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@RachelDelahaye
God bless the GP.
The one time I needed something, I made sure I was crying. Always make sure you're crying if you need the good drugs.
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@luiswenus
little bit of a motivational speech before lunch.
could be studying, you never know
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@Eurovision
your revenue from the Netherlands phone lines is going to be less than my daughter's lemonade stand tonight.
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@HomeDepot
@Bubblebathgirl
@libsoftiktok
Hi can you please advise how we can donate money to this ex-employee for their living expenses and legal fund please?
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@adrnvic
I was staying 30 miles away from the airport, but had a meeting & restaurant reservation 3 miles away after landing.
2 hours gave me a chance to have a shower, change clothes, go to lunch, come back, change again for meeting and leave my suitcases for meeting before real hotel.
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@Jenny_1884
"how much does a slice of toast or a bowl of supermarket brand cereal cost to feed your child? Not much."
if it doesn't cost much we shouldn't moan about paying for it for them should we
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@OliverJia1014
put it this way: there were people born in the 1800s who'd been on the internet for over 20 years before they died.
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@lporiginalg
when she says "Americans know nothing about real history" what she means is "I didn't know this fact before I made this post"
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@EddieRuffinJr
@capital_punx
no one has exclusive rights to a culture - if you care about it so much get a trademark
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@SVPhillimore
I've been asked if I had a spare one a couple of times back in the 90s, but if a man had offered me one, I'd be getting my hairspray out.
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@thhamilton
sounds like they never intended to send their daughter to private school in the first place
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@lporiginalg
the issue is the first one just asks for slang words, the second one asks for crude slang words
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@Zaphod2042
I mean, I couldn't handle it until I was 5 years old. Then I kinda got addicted to it, ham and mustard sandwiches almost every day throughout primary school.
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@Eurovision
Looking forward to some civil rebellion and mischief from the acts tonight (or at least hearing about it second hand) - particularly looking at you
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#Eurovision2024
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@Eurovision
You judge song contests, not criminal complaints.
Has Joost Klein been arrested?
If not, YOU are declaring him guilty where police don't think there are currently grounds to even detain him.
Shame on you Eurovision.
#Eurovision2024
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@SVPhillimore
With your bra-strap length blonde hair and your eyes of blue. The only thing I ever got from you. Was sorrow.
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@JeremyClarkson
Agreed. Cows are beautiful and gentle creatues, they have right of way in Hong Kong.
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@opinonhaver
Board Monitor.
Sounds like a school prefect job.
Actually monitors system critical infrastructure via alerts on a screen.
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@jordymeady10
I like how the Spanish were gracious enough to return Jay Slater even if they took the cup
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@BorisJohnson
eh he just said Corbyn would have been better than you, but lets face it, Larry the Cat would have been better than you
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@hifromkyle
as someone who spent way too many hours in pubs when I was a child watching drunken brawls, people cheating at dominoes and with other patrons' wives, this is only a good thing...
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@myfriendcallie
Embarrassment, a human construct, my friend. A dog's ear, inside out or not, is a beautiful place to scratch. Keep wagging,sniffing butts and chasing squirrels, tail high!
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@CallsignXD65
My mother (long since passed) also attended the wrong funeral for her best friend.
She only had half-hour to correct the error, and didn't drive. Cue the funeral directors giving her a lift!
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@NotTheTimCurry
enlightening and well written, challenging in places, but so worth the effort. I'd nominate you for a prize if I could. So humble, too.
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@KeithGuyan
Cmon man we had Squeeze, Dexy's, P J Harvey, Paul Heaton. It was made for 54 year olds.
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