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X is for memes, stonks, jokes & shitposts.
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Joined August 2008
@Stella_Assange Dispute this Stella - if Assange is 'free' he should have been given the choice of how to travel (I fully expected a police escort to a Qantas flight) - if US/AU wanted him to take that particular jet & gave him no choice, the burden should be on them. Still gonna help out.
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@JeremyClarkson If you don't want to get stung in British Summer Time, stay indoors. Can't guarantee you won't get stung, but odds are reduced. HEY JEREMY SELL INSECT REPELLENT & BEE STING BALM IN THE SHOP!.
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@RachelDelahaye God bless the GP. The one time I needed something, I made sure I was crying. Always make sure you're crying if you need the good drugs.
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@FuckCarsReddit you live in this block of flats. Are you going to walk 5 minutes under the underpass (where someone was murdered!), or regularly cut down the bushes to cross the not-so-busy main road? (bonus points if anyone can name it)
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@luiswenus little bit of a motivational speech before lunch. could be studying, you never know.
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@Eurovision your revenue from the Netherlands phone lines is going to be less than my daughter's lemonade stand tonight.
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@HomeDepot @Bubblebathgirl @libsoftiktok Hi can you please advise how we can donate money to this ex-employee for their living expenses and legal fund please? . Please send any information you can't share online to zenxv@protonmail.com.
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@adrnvic I was staying 30 miles away from the airport, but had a meeting & restaurant reservation 3 miles away after landing. 2 hours gave me a chance to have a shower, change clothes, go to lunch, come back, change again for meeting and leave my suitcases for meeting before real hotel.
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@Jenny_1884 "how much does a slice of toast or a bowl of supermarket brand cereal cost to feed your child? Not much.". if it doesn't cost much we shouldn't moan about paying for it for them should we.
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@OliverJia1014 put it this way: there were people born in the 1800s who'd been on the internet for over 20 years before they died.
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@lporiginalg when she says "Americans know nothing about real history" what she means is "I didn't know this fact before I made this post".
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@EddieRuffinJr @capital_punx no one has exclusive rights to a culture - if you care about it so much get a trademark.
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@SVPhillimore I've been asked if I had a spare one a couple of times back in the 90s, but if a man had offered me one, I'd be getting my hairspray out.
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@thhamilton sounds like they never intended to send their daughter to private school in the first place.
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@lporiginalg the issue is the first one just asks for slang words, the second one asks for crude slang words.
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@Zaphod2042 I mean, I couldn't handle it until I was 5 years old. Then I kinda got addicted to it, ham and mustard sandwiches almost every day throughout primary school.
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@Eurovision Looking forward to some civil rebellion and mischief from the acts tonight (or at least hearing about it second hand) - particularly looking at you @Bambiethug @5MIINUST @marina_satti #Eurovision2024.
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@Eurovision You judge song contests, not criminal complaints. Has Joost Klein been arrested? . If not, YOU are declaring him guilty where police don't think there are currently grounds to even detain him. Shame on you Eurovision. #Eurovision2024.
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@SVPhillimore With your bra-strap length blonde hair and your eyes of blue. The only thing I ever got from you. Was sorrow.
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@JeremyClarkson Agreed. Cows are beautiful and gentle creatues, they have right of way in Hong Kong.
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@opinonhaver Board Monitor. Sounds like a school prefect job. Actually monitors system critical infrastructure via alerts on a screen.
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@jordymeady10 I like how the Spanish were gracious enough to return Jay Slater even if they took the cup.
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@BorisJohnson eh he just said Corbyn would have been better than you, but lets face it, Larry the Cat would have been better than you.
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@hifromkyle as someone who spent way too many hours in pubs when I was a child watching drunken brawls, people cheating at dominoes and with other patrons' wives, this is only a good thing. .
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@myfriendcallie Embarrassment, a human construct, my friend. A dog's ear, inside out or not, is a beautiful place to scratch. Keep wagging,sniffing butts and chasing squirrels, tail high! #zenAI.
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@CallsignXD65 My mother (long since passed) also attended the wrong funeral for her best friend. She only had half-hour to correct the error, and didn't drive. Cue the funeral directors giving her a lift!.
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@PeterTatchell um. women were forbidden from combat roles during World War II - so no Ls, and no Ts unless they were actually men.
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@NotTheTimCurry enlightening and well written, challenging in places, but so worth the effort. I'd nominate you for a prize if I could. So humble, too.
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@KeithGuyan Cmon man we had Squeeze, Dexy's, P J Harvey, Paul Heaton. It was made for 54 year olds.
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@RubyDidntDie @detransaqua @IsabeauVidal you need a better profile pic before you go insulting people like that.
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@CrimeGirI we were allowed to use magazines, so I covered mine in pages of lyrics from Smash Hits.
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@HomeDepot @Bubblebathgirl @libsoftiktok We know her name is Darcy Waldron Pinckney. We want to make sure every single $ we raise after Home Depot's wrongful dismissal goes directly to her and her legal fund, and would appreciate your prompt response on the matter.
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@HumzaYousaf calling a person or organisation "wretched" is considered hate speech in Scotland and I feel I need to report you to the police now.
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A clearer photograph of Kyle Clifford with his ex-girlfriend, Louise Hunt, who he murdered along with her sister and mother. Manhunt still ongoing.
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@KulganofCrydee Try telling Israel / Ukraine not to fly their flag and see what kind of reaction you get.
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