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NW London resident and houmous obsessive, with interests in Politics, History, Aviation, Cinema & Design
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My new favourite genre:
Americans trying Coleman's English Mustard
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Terrorist flags all over the tube.... So I'm openly wearing with pride.
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The Royal Navy is woefully unprepared, in terms of uniform, for the next major naval battle to occur in a heavily wooded area...
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Discussion of the Hugh Grant Vs Ashley Graham interview really captures the split between our two countries.
Man makes bone dry, acerbic comments, with references to classical literature, in response to bland questions. Accused of being rude by US voices, and iconic by UK ones.
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@NoContextBrits
"A flagon of 'wench beater' please squire...
...small glass of mead for the lady"
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I deny all allegations that I'm in the pocket of 'Big Mustard'...
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The French air force now has as many A400Ms as the RAF....
Except they also have 28 more on order. Plus 16 C-130s and 27 CN-235s.
Not so long ago the RAF's air transport fleet was the envy of our allies. Now, like everything else, a stunted and boutique force lacking mass.
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@Peston
We operate an identical plane (A330 MRTT)... however Sunak came via DC and didn't have to cross this rather big, wet thing called the Pacific Ocean. So he took the smaller, cheaper and more efficient VVIP aircraft.
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Trying not to swear: this is nuts.
We've been here before. Forced by American lobbyists to sell our own industry down the river, only to find out we've got nothing but a handful of beans.
Still waiting for UK weapons integration on F-35.
Claims of 15% UK content pure fiction.
An interesting view heard at
#DSEI2023
MoD should cancel Tempest/GCAP before it eats the defence budget. Instead should develop an "F-35UK" based on the proven airframe but add British content such as advanced radars, weapons and its own loyal wingman UAS. Affordable,
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Shaun King wants to take on the entre IDF by himself.
Now that's definitely something I'd watch...
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Cancelling GCAP / Tempest would be one of the greatest acts of self harm an advanced nation has even committed.
In a single sweep we'd decimate our aerospace industry and cost the North West countless highly skilled/paid jobs.
That's before considering the foreign policy shame.
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Have many issues with Sadiq Khan but as a Jewish Londoner I'm revolted by these racist insinuations.
Shame on Susan Hall for trying to use my community in this way. If
@CCHQPress
don't immediately drop her as candidate then they're part of this disgraceful piece of race baiting.
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Susan Hall suggests at CFI fringe that some in London’s Jewish communities are “frightened” about “divisive”
@SadiqKhan
“1 of the most important things that we can do when I become Mayor of London is make it safer for everybody, but particularly for our Jewish communities…
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20 odd years ago we were planning for:
232 x Typhoon
138 x Lightning
c.80+ x FOAS (Tornado replacement)
We're now aiming for
107 x Typhoon (to be replaced by GCAP)
74 x (+1) Lightning
Almost a third the scale of
@RoyalAirForce
combat air, in an infinitely more dangerous world.
Our commitment to reach 2.5% of GDP on Defence means that we're able to plan future fighter jets, with long lead times, now. Meaning greater security under
@Conservatives
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The late-Tudor AT-AT is something historians have hushed up for centuries....
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@GraemePeacock
@ebonyreneebaker
@SlimiHendrix
"Excuse me, but how can you not sell Honey-Bacon-Cheese-Cookie-Dough dressing... You Brits are sooooooo backwards...OMG why can't you be like America...."
Security Guard: "Madam this is a jeweller"
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@Saul_Sadka
I'm ashamed to be from the same part of North West London as him. He disgraces our whole community.
For what? The applause of the naïve, the cynical, the poorly educated and the hateful.
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Wonder how long till they scrub this line from Star Trek Discovery...
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@Elizrael
PR guy here.
If you're a media spokesperson, you verify who you're speaking too and research their outlet.
End of story. Nice attempt at spreading hatred.
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@SarahKSilverman
This is a pretty shameful take.
I would not wish this level of self-defacement, and sacrifice of political agency on any other minority group, and certainly not on my own.
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@NSoames
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
That's rather too generous on the tailoring. I've seen better fitted suits in court on vandalism charges.
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@Baddiel
@gilescoren
It's a new reality show where Giles and Monica Galetti go undercover on the London car theft scene.
This is just guerilla marketing...
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A piece that effectively calls for the destruction of the UK's remaining aerospace industry.
The author has been singing this same tired song well before Japan joined the programme, without a change of tune...
Reads like it was written by Lockheed Martin
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I remember it being run by an IRA supporter....
Can you imagine London run by a Trump supporter? Me neither - get out the vote today for
@SadiqKhan
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At some point in the last nine months
@OwenJones84
went form being an odious little carpet banger and opportunist, to a full blown, and openly Antisemitic, terrorist apologist.
Imagine thinking an antisemitic attack has nothing to do with a wider culture of antisemitism.
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Astley Hall, Chorley (1600s) looking very much like a Renaissance manor house, if it were designed by 20th Century Brutalist architect, Ernő Goldfinger...
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@JuliaHB1
I would want them to pay about £1000 each to the unlucky cleaners who are going to have to work particularly hard to rectify the mess these over-privileged, overgrown toddlers have caused.
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@elena_bunbury
Had this at uni when someone accused our CF of being like the EDL on campus. The irony being our committee was almost entirely made up of women, ethnic, religious and sexual minorities whilst the Labour equivalent was overwhelmingly male and pale....
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@HeadBerry
I was enjoying this with young
@HoraceSpellman9
the other day... but can't find the tweet.
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A major reason
@Coldwar_Steve
is my favourite artist: he revisits and enhances his masterpieces.
You never saw Matisse touching up his early work with a few snazzy rectangles, much less Hockney putting a Sky dish on a Malibu beach house roof....
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@Telegraph
I presume service in this context means:
"Room service"
"Serviced apartments"
"Nightclub bottle service"
"Having the Bentley serviced.."
Etc..
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@krishgm
@EylonALevy
Caught lying have we Krishnan?
Not a good look for a journalist of your age.
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@TracyAnnO
@SamanthaBond
@CST_UK
She clearly logged on just for this act of Jew baiting.... In response to your acclaimed performance as Shylock.
Absolutely revolting.
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If the RN ever do adopt camo, I hope it will be coordinated with their war canoes....
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@Hodges_Figgis
Any plans to hold a reading of Mein Kampf in the near future, or perhaps something funded by Henry Ford?
Interesting niche you lot have found for yourselves, as "Ireland's oldest bookstore"......
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It's long past time 5 Pillars was proscribed by the Home Office.
Unfortunately the Government is too cowardly.
Now deleted, but published within 24 hours of a man being jailed for life for murder in the name of Hamas, and a woman being arrested for throwing a knife at a Jew for “starting the Second World War.” 5 Pillars is an execrable organisation.
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The last, 'long range', land-based SAM we operated was Bloodhound Mk. 2 and that was largely to protect RAF bases.
Arrow 3 is a first class piece of kit but I suspect well beyond our means.
Iron Dome is Israel’s defence against short-range missiles. That’s not the threat Britain is likely to face. Arrow 3 is the defence Israel deployed successfully against Iranian ballistic and cruise missiles. That is more likely the threat Britain faces. Germany has already done a
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What could you use two of these for, other than their original role:
Big OPV? Medical/HADR? C4? USV mothership? Royal Yacht?
Only 21 years young. Yet another ridiculous waste of taxpayer money.
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Having seen the video from Scotland, I'm seriously thinking about buying a new מגן דוד (Star of David), that is so obscenely large and ostentatious it will guarantee that I suffer backache for the rest of my life....
H/T:
@ZealouslyQuoted
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@JimmyHSands
@hurryupharry
Only the left ear. The right ear sounds like 'the river'....
and between them, unoccupied territory...
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A big problem with the manner in which the BBC has behaved over the last 7+ weeks, with regards their shameful anti-Israel bias, is that I've gone from a strong defender of the institution to someone who frankly no longer cares.
Suspect I'm not alone.
The honour of presenting
@BBCNewsnight
falls to me tonight. I have worked on the programme for 32 years, around the world, risking my life many times for its journalism. You can well imagine my feelings at cuts to our staff and budget of more than 50%
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Some Islamist apologist on France 24:
"Should we call the IRA terrorists too?"
Well yes. Every single day.
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Absolutely loving seeing all the 'experts', who were convinced that "Australia would never buy a British submarine", proven completely wrong...
Just like on Australia and Canada buying Type 26....
The UK makes world class weapons platforms, we just don't buy enough ourselves.
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@dog_rates
Oh FFS. Seriously, it was nice to have one corner of this hellsite not draped in a Palestinian flag...
Ah well.
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Good thing the government isn't in the process of scrapping a third of our tactical airlift fleet....
Oh wait.
A British C-130J and A400M arriving in Cyprus from Africa, understood to be evacuating British personnel from Sudan.
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At some point in the late 1990s you'd imagine BAE, having had the good fortune to inherit the Hawk programme (one of the UK's most successful aircraft of the post-war era) that they'd have embarked on a replacement, to continue to dominate the market....
....but of course not.
Britain spending millions of pounds a year to send pilots overseas for training because the RAF doesn’t have enough fast-jet training aircraft available. Problems with Hawk T2 jets mean less than half fleet available for training in UK. They cannot fly for too long without the
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USAF F-35A gives it some serious oomph at Lakenheath.
***Warning: Very strong language (but you're following me so probably used to it)***
Source: r/Aviation
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@RussianEmbassy
This your boy from the Wagner Group (☠️🇷🇺☠️🇷🇺☠️)?
You really don't get to call anymore Nazis. Not since Molotov-Ribbentrop. Not now.
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I was in Finchley some months ago, standing against fascists.
They waved terrorist flags and banners at a cinema showing footage of the October 7th Pogrom.
I strongly suspect there were members of this group standing amongst them.
The chutzpah of these gaslighting scum.
The ‘Finchley Against Facism’ group seems particularly confused.
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@HenMazzig
It's expired Champagne but she hardly seems like much of a connoisseur of the grape...
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@MsAlliance
@ebonyreneebaker
@SlimiHendrix
Quality olive oil + balsamic... Maybe some herbs, a dash of honey, salt and pepper?
It's almost like you're not meant to be pouring 'bleu cheese' flavoured buttermilk over everything vaguely green and healthy....
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@London__Smoke
@TheCynicOpt
Nothing compared to what they've done to Lea & Perrins. If it were watered down any more, the Yanks would call it beer.
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@RussianEmbassy
Only thing you've managed to 'de-Nazify' is this guy... and he was one of yours.
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Uber's pricing has tonight gone from extortionate to criminal.
£30 quid to go one mile in suburban North London (normally £6.50), due to 'high demand' and I can seen about half a dozen drivers just milling about.
The sooner
@Uber
goes bust or is banned from London the better.
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@Nigella_Lawson
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold....."
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@hmvtweets
"Central European children"
Think you'll find the phrase you're looking for is:
"Jewish children, fleeing genocide while the rest of the world left their parents to be slaughtered by Nazi Germany and their willing foreign collaborators."
Is your Twitter run by Hamas or Nazis?
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@belledonati
Oh dear Belle.
Better get your CV updated.... I'm sure Press TV or Al-Jaz Arabic would welcome you with open arms.
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Constantly in awe of the stoicism and fortitude of the Ukrainian people.
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@Baddiel
In a world where things are rarely black or white, sometimes a Divine Brown is needed......
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...also with fairness to the lovely, albeit slightly under dressed Graham, she's a successful model, not a celebrity / gossip journo.
We need to stop assuming everyone in the public eye can do or knows everything, much less anything. That's how we get the Trumps of this world.
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