Scottie Scheffler
@ScottyCheffler
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2x masters champion. Probably watching TALK TUAH.
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Joined September 2022
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10 AM. 50 person class. Attendance not required. 1 of 14 present. Front row.
We are not the same.
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Saw this on instagram.
Hope everyone at this chapter falls and breaks their neck.
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General Lee is going to wheel me so much puss this semester.
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🚨 FLIP ALERT 🚨
@ScottyCheffler
announced he has flipped from Birks to Bows.
Stating that Birks “won’t cut it at the bar” and “should be saved for the winter” 😳
Respect my decision. Let’s get to work.
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🚨 UPDATE 🚨
So I’m apparently allergic to the leather dye they use on rainbows made in China.
They gave me a chemical burn in the shape of the strap. It hurts like hell.
Got in contact with customer support, working on sending me an American made pair 🇺🇸
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Alright ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry but I’m not Scottie Scheffler.
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Im now unemployed, it’s going to be a great week.
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DO NOT LEAK TO THE PRESS!
Yeahhh we went a little retarded on the intramural football offense.
Future champs.
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FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST JUST WENT PUBLIC ON X:
Members in this community are wanted mass murders and pedophilic homosexuals.
If you or a loved one are contacted by one of these men, quickly contact your local police department.
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Putting “BIG 250” in your bio is like wearing a Star of David in Nazi Germany.
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Going home for the first time this semester and the parents got this bad boy awaiting my arrival.
GOD BLESS!
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@gunnarfuckz
Gunnar, I’d have to have a girl for them to fuck. The wife left me some time ago.
I’m better at golf than the brothers at Chi Phi are at anything.
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Bro DUMPED SACK 🤣 on my SMATHERS & BRANSON lid 😭😭😂⁉️
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So I lied.
Nothing would please me more than a UMiami loss today.
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“I really need to lock in and get a 4.0 this semester”
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Burnerverse,
My trusty Premieres of two years are starting to get a little dingy. Should I move onto this other pair, or are they gay? I can’t decide, lmk.
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@CPA_Doug69
They aren’t your buddy anymore, haven’t seen my liberal “friend” in 3 months now.
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*insert dimebag of shitty coke and a lukewarm beer with a finger in it*
"Yeahh you couldn't beat it with a stick 🤙🤙”
#tappedin
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Dear Collegiate Women,
You are not “brats”, you are a dumb whores with an ED and coke addiction.
Sincerely,
Scott
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@gunnarfuckz
Y’all have alum? Thought Chi Phi’s just go inactive their senior year once they realize how shit their fratter is.
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Thinking bout season 3/4 Fortnite and MVP Westbrook rn.
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Afternoon.
85° and thunderstorms.
About to go fail an exam.
It’s going to be a shit day.
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@McCringlebery45
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We’re the steeze guys 🤙
Of course we have mauis, drink miller lite, and wear Peter millar.
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@hennyruggsiii
Let me send my gay post to my gay friends so I can ratio this guy to prove that we aren’t gay
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Got a public speaker in the class right now, she’s got a mask on and pronouns in her PowerPoint.
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Call me old school... but having a tik tok pledge is
#gay
What happened to elephant walks and forced butt chugging?
Make Greek life great again! (where are his pants?)
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I had someone tell me I fell off
Ooh I needed that 😏💯💯
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After breaking bottles and punching a mirror (among other things) I think I’m over it.
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@JeremyWade043
If we could remove all the liberals out of Charelston and Savannah then make them racist historic towns again, they’d be the two best cities in the states.
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@StephenDaleMil1
You’re a fan of a great team, but defending a terrible banner.
I get it, it’s your chapter.
But
#muted
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@lancemcdonald84
Haha yeah man so what’s your major and where are you from haha yeah man so what’s your major and where are you from haha yeah man so what’s your major and where are you from?
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Benadryl has me feeling very drowsy, think I will drink after class, blackout, and sober up in time to do homework.
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“Did you know that Ryan Williams is 17?!”
Yeah, I’m 20 and a disappointment. Checkmate.
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In a bad part of town.
Young black man had the galaxy gas tank hanging out of his hoodie pocket (it’s 90°, he probably has an illegal firearm on him)
Missed the chance to snap a picture (was too scared)
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Yes I blacked. No I don’t care. We’re still up early.
Enjoy this tune.
Thanks.
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