Desmond Bejamin, CPA (In Progress)
@DesmondBenji1
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Ohio State ‘96, 6’4 8.0 handicap, I say a lot of retarded shit, drink a lot of beer, and play a lot of golf. conservative. all thoughts are my own. B250
Missouri, USA
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After 50+ rounds this summer , Desmond Benjamin has finally broken 80. Going to sit in my pool the rest of the day and drink beer to celebrate. Thanks👍
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Desmond is rewarding himself for completing the first half of his CPA courses. Thanks.
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3 unemployed men having a day. Don’t mind us
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Post grad life is great when you don’t start your job until January
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About to go play some golf. Thanks.
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@24hrVicky
In this ultra rare situation fuck your tits. Guy has a fake car boat with a fucking slide. A fucking slide you hear me?!?! That’s peak right there
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Been a very long day of scrolling through this app instead of studying for the CPA. Gonna go have a couple drinks and eat some jerk chicken made by a Jamaican. Thanks
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Just got back from my local watering hole. Staying with my uncle this week aunt gone. Get home uncle is blasting music on Sonos with his buddies slamming Stella’s. Tells me to go get my pen. Gonna be a great night
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Happy national gf day to my girlfriend. You could say we have a love and hate relationship
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Having a day in the mountains. Thanks
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No one wanted to pursue chilly ones tonight so I took things into my own hands. Time to go rewatch GOT
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@24hrVicky
Yes there is. It’s called being hungover as fuck on a Sunday and throwing on red zone
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Desmond is about to have himself a night
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The state of Kansas is so boring to drive through that my father has started playing Yahtzee while driving. Great play if you ask me
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Absolutely cooked this evening. Brown butter asparagus and the steak is still mooing. If you like your shit well done go fuck yourself. Thanks.
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@JoshMVPAllen17
No collared shirt/golf shorts/pants, push cart, bud light putter head cover, yeah get the fuck of the course.
#shrinkthegame
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Would pipe Kamala just so I could do this in her face after
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Top 5 growing up. RIP Rich Homie Quan
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Don’t think anyone is married to the game right now like I am. These are only the ones I’ve put into the system. And yes, I fucking suck
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@JackMacCFB
@KenKellz89
You want to see a man eat shit that fucking bad? Really weird you should probably look in the mirror
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Never been the biggest baseball guys but its the perfect excuse to crush some chilly ones. Have a night all
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“He gets top 10% in coffee golf everyday”
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There is nothing in this world worse than a Michigan fan
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22, unemployed (kinda) white male cooking ground beef and drinking beer on a Wednesday. Questions? Comments?
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Nothing is worse than getting water in your phone and it going crazy. Phone just commented on a girls instagram post that does not like me fuck me
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First time breaking 40 on the back 9 of home course. Also full 18 done by 9:37 am. Thanks have a day
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@winter_bradl
Great temp on the steak but might have to shoot you for eating it on a styrofoam plate
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Lost every single picture I had from junior through senior year of college. That sucks
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“Just one more pitcher” has been said at least 5 times. I’m here for it
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Everyone at dinner got wine except my crazy uncle. Nice fancy restaurant, maybe a craft beer or something right? Nope, Busch lite
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“Rizz” “aura” “gyatt” how about shut the fuck up retard
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If you know this, automatically love you.
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Ant gold medal. Fuck you Noah Lyles.
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@LylesNoah
@theantedwards_
Noah shut up you fucking pussy I’ll clock your shit and smoke you in a 40. Keep crying Ant will be more famous than you now and forever pos
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Don’t have much in the new place, this will play tho
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Crashing out on the next dude I see driving a jeep with rubber duckies on his dash
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My sobriety for the next month and a half all depend on one man: Kyle fucking McCord
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About to indulge in some beverages and hit a country concert with
@RhettCards
’s parents. Gonna be a time
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Texans football in 45 minutes. We are so back
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Desmond thought the womp tank was empty and turned it a little too hard. Desmond might have nerve damage in his tongue now. Will update tomorrow
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Going to the bar soon (baseball game)
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Jeremiah Smith is the best Wide Receiver in College Football. Argue with a wall
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@therickster699
Rick,
Been drinking a ton of ranch waters lately. The mix of 2 shots of tequila and a full water really sets you up for success. Hope this helps.
Desmond
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Fully naked on the shitter type morning
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Just got 10 pro v1s for $10 from a house on the course. Struck gold
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Ryan day purposely let Ewers hit the portal just to destroy TTUN tomorrow. Think smarter not harder
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Halfway house lady: “you are here everyday what’s up with that”
Me: “unemployment rocks”
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Nope. Will be throwing them on the floor. Thanks
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Decent day for the buckeyes. Started out slow as always and picked it up in the second half. Hand Jeremiah Smith the heisman right now
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