final fantasy viii defender
@SaferHaywood
Followers
341
Following
715
Media
693
Statuses
12,159
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#MetaCensorship
• 464108 Tweets
La OEA
• 461977 Tweets
NABJ
• 458705 Tweets
Petro
• 280820 Tweets
Perú
• 262489 Tweets
Léon Marchand
• 216695 Tweets
Flamengo
• 155566 Tweets
Colombia y Brasil
• 115870 Tweets
Brasil y México
• 105079 Tweets
Vybz Kartel
• 100503 Tweets
Rachel Scott
• 76140 Tweets
Bungie
• 68370 Tweets
Indian American
• 61101 Tweets
Jamaican
• 52721 Tweets
Katie Ledecky
• 43971 Tweets
South Sudan
• 43892 Tweets
対象2作品
• 41676 Tweets
Howard
• 39777 Tweets
千ちゃん
• 31199 Tweets
Rony
• 14792 Tweets
World Boss
• 12730 Tweets
#WhenITurnedBlack
• 11877 Tweets
HBCU
• 11445 Tweets
@punished_cait
lmao i love that he seems to think that the problem is that stephen king can't quite manage $20/m
5
94
8K
@heshidicjudaism
lmao sorry i gave you the clap babe, my sexually doesn't permit me to not bareback random hookups
4
60
6K
@RandyTreibel
@belivetsgloves
don't fucking care. even if he's saying this shit "jokingly" the message is that her birthday is actually about him. it's more important that he does his little "take my wife, please" bit than actually just have a sincere nice time with his partner without a layer of jokes
8
38
5K
@lecternleader
@ScottAdamsSays
lmao imagine you're in high school and your dad logs on to twitter to announce to the world that you can't get laid because of your repellent personality
6
94
4K
@punished_cait
yeah it's not a big deal for your partner to want to try a bite of your meal but also the husband is being a massive baby about it. some people have hangups about food and if you're married to this lady you should know what her boundaries are. like she said no, just drop it!
12
18
3K
@twinkophrenia
i mean like if you had not been exposed to any media it would make sense to watch some straightforward superhero stuff before watching "what if superheroes... were bad" stuff that relies on familiarity w genre conventions
10
38
3K
@SgtHIMARS2
@JimMartello504
@Richard4UA
ukraine flag emojis don't celebrate desecrating a memorial to millions who died fighting naziism challenge (impossible)
5
27
3K
@BrandyLJensen
if i won the lottery i would simply pay off all my debts and buy a house and never work again while basically maintaining my current lifestyle, doesn't seem that hard tbh
24
45
3K
@madisontayt_
this is the most common take i see that completely ignores the fact that the system you grew up using feels more intuitive. it's snowing and you're telling me it's 30 degrees?! pure insanity to me. if water, the thing that sustains our biosphere, is freezing, that's fully cold.
32
21
3K
@kokoinkorea
@lindsaydemeola
i won't eat food that i didn't have to hunt right after i wake up. hold on a second while i consume this coffee and tobacco though.
5
14
2K
@gbrl_dick
yeah this is the first time in history that wiry pretty boy or buxom blonde have been hot looks
1
19
2K
@AndyHall84
@mxgbx
and yet nobody is confused about what you mean when you say vegan sausage roll, funny that
0
2
2K
@BirdRespecter
i always sleep naked and as far as i can tell i am yet to fuck a demon. do demons not find me attractive? this is gonna give me body image issues
3
47
2K
@WakeuptimeNOW
@pallbro
@gretchemaben
did you even read the texts in the picture? they literally aren't present, they just don't hate each other.
2
1
2K
@ralphsepe
its a "beam me up scotty" situation. he says multiple similar variations such as "it's time to morb" "i'm morbing right now" & "it's the morbing hour" but the line "it's morbing time" somehow mandela effected its way into the zeitgeist despite only being spoken in a deleted scene
3
70
1K
@PopulismUpdates
i mean he's not wrong. when albanians have children who are born and raised in the uk you get dua lipa.
6
23
1K
@bloodberry_tart
@JaneOst_
for my own sanity i am going to assume that all these people are like 15 and have yet to grow up and experience social situations where you don't actually know if someone is like 8 years older or younger than you unless it comes up in conversation
9
10
997
@skepticalspice
unfollowing now. i followed for his antisemitic manifestos, had no idea he listened to whitesnake.
5
17
997
@Lukewearechange
"if there is a supermarket and a doctor's surgery near my house then i can't go to the beach"
0
4
983
@Trillburne
@PopulismUpdates
The most annoying guy in the caravan is the self-described "foodie" who is obsessed with spreading far-Eastern cuisine to the West but keeps changing the recipe slightly the further he goes
1
61
1K
@RaceplayShawty
@BonusEruptus
impressed at their restraint not to throw in a hammer and sickle, a circle A, a black power fist, and a star and crescent
0
6
995
@tyler02020202
i would be like "i'll have it if you don't want it" and then be like "are you sure you don't want any?" every few bites as you watched me finish it
1
5
963
@NEVERLOGGINGOUT
finding the concept of eating "disgusting and horrible" makes you the weird one here i'm afraid
2
2
959
@GeneralGRegret
1. the original story doesn't specificy a setting or time period, but was written in 19th c denmark, not 13th c norway
2. the setting has no impact on the story, it could be set anywhere near the sea
3. mermaids aren't people
5
10
825
@bobby
the fact that this story is equally plausible and makes equal amounts of sense with any age of son speaks to the foundational importance of the stick
2
7
809
@ProtonInspector
doing home renovations bc my adult son drank a few nips of the lifetime supply of middle shelf bourbon that i have for some reason
1
7
768
@TrueSlazac
@VKlker
dropping a great big anvil out of a thirtieth storey window and flattening an old-timey prospector into a pancake with shoes is evil but dropping a grand piano out of a thirtieth storey window and flattening an old-timey prospector into a pancake with shoes is morally neutral
2
18
758
when americans with irish grandparents fly to dublin and talk about "going home", people rip the absolute piss out of them, and they're right to do so. imagine adding 60-odd generations to that and still doing the same thing.
On Christmas day I will arrive in Israel and will be headed to the Gaza border to begin documenting history.
I am coming home.
0
54
786
10
111
740
@silvergelpen
the amount of times my ex & i got "omg you guys are so april & andy" "do you guys watch parks & rec?" "you two are just like april & andy" over & over and it turns out that just meant that she was mean and i was a sucker for being the one person a mean person liked
5
7
733
@francisxwolf
just getting increasingly large cover up tattoos as more and more celebrities and artists are revealed to be predators
1
9
727
@edzitron
my favourite aspect of this is that elon clearly insisted that his drones make grok "funny", and he has no conception of what funny is, so his chatbot uses the tone of early '10s internet snark while disagreeing with everything his fanboys think.
8
24
737
@ettingermentum
@AnimeSerbia
why do i still regularly find myself having to read the word "breadtube", a term that has the contemporary relevance of "gamergate"
3
8
740
@CantEverDie
omg he didn't seriously call it a measured response did he. james you can't be doing cute little jokes riffing on "borrowing" hbomb video titles, you do not have to good will to get away with that.
4
0
720
@FreequentFlyr
@Devon_OnEarth
south asian food famously bereft of potato, aubergine, and peppers
8
0
696
@punished_cait
um casual reminder to my sapphic moots to boycott every pride event ever bc they have d-slur marches
0
3
633
@nerdjpg
love to only date people with the same rare genetic illness as me to keep the line going
1
5
655
@night_brain_
walkable cities do make it easier to consume (that is, access both the good and services necessary for life and the luxuries that make that life enjoyable) and that's a good thing
4
3
645
@gossipbabies
my man you have stumbled through a temporal anomaly to 2001, why are you tweeting about the price of beer instead of preventing 9/11?
0
7
635
@LogCabinGOP
@TexasGOP
@LogCabinTexas
"we didn't think the people who are homophobic bc of all-consuming religious zealotry would be homophobic to us!"
0
12
548
@mitchysuch
@GarlicCorgi
i feel like there was a middle ground possible here that he overlooked
2
0
529
@NotABigJerk
@realteaemoji
americans don't understand that continental europeans think that still water is only fit to be served to livestock, as punishment
4
0
528
@GalaxyPeaBrain
nurse and a scab? 10000% chance this chick got married to cop when she was like 19.
2
4
509
@EnbossFoster
@AstroPacifist
@subwaycatgirl
this has actually helped me conceptualize neopronouns a lot more clearly
1
3
485
@GeneralGRegret
citrus and palm trees in the warm sunshine does not sound particularly scandinavian to me
1
7
489
@halomancer1
@ettingermentum
the potion seller correctly spotted the unchecked arrogance of the knight. if he'd said "potion seller, i'm going into battle what potions would you recommend?" it would have been a very different interaction but no he had to jump straight to demanding only the strongest potions.
1
7
453
@GeneralGRegret
description of the prince's kingdom
"Orange and citron trees grew in the garden, and before the door stood lofty palms[...] so she swam with the handsome prince to the beach, which was covered with fine, white sand, and there she laid him in the warm sunshine"
3
5
432
@LoFiRepublican
@corgiseveryhour
justin roiland? isn't he like a libertarian? he has never struck me as remotely left wing.
2
1
396
@unikracoon
@biggestjoel
she was able to not say it to a waiter at all, because it is a tweet
3
2
423
@TDHBXG
@hawkins_gabriel
i don't rank my friends by how useful they are to me but that's just me
1
7
420
@DylanGelula
@limitlessjest
"ohh yeah, uh, we're totally working on that already before you even said anything" [frantically sending email to dev team]
0
0
425
@sablaah
i hate the elf. the elf is not part of my christmas memories. i hate how he looks. i hate his ways.
1
20
425
@theoneleeword
clearly some of y'all still don't get it. one slurp juice only one new ape BUT you can you multiple slurp juices per ape! three was just an example!
3
4
385
@shreyabasu003
"did you love counting on your fingers and playing with blocks in kindergarten but then when you got to high school you had to do differential equations and you just didn't know where to go with your deep and abiding love of mathematics?"
0
6
422
@SarahTheHaider
[movie trailer announcer voice]
"In a world... Where a blonde white lady... And a brunette white lady... Can be friends"
1
2
399
@lilgrapefruits
@ettingermentum
i had never heard of this lady before and that's a pretty distinctive surname and you had primed me for a twist so i was remotely prepared for the second tweet
6
0
407
@DCiggie
@oncloud_e
she was murdered by people like you because she was trans. he murder was not some incidental thing with no rhyme or reason to it. she wasn't a murder victim who happened to be trans. an evil, violent, obsessive anti-trans ideology directly caused her murder.
5
2
367
@brosandprose
you named a specific example, somewhere in a cavern deep under a mountain an enormous crystal hourglass just began spilling 18 months worth of opalescent sand into its lower chamber as justin mcelroy's name formed itself in blood on the onyx base.
0
8
372
@BrotiGupta
@Srirachachau
def gonna try and cut back on my uranium consumption, or at least look for fair trade uranium
3
13
381
@MatthewFerrari
"my mutual is not a war criminal! he may be fat, annoying, parasitic, a war criminal, but he is not a porn star!"
0
8
354
@jamesrbuk
a free palestine necessarily means disestablishing the ethnostate currently occupying the same space. that doesnt mean killing or expelling people who live there. a single secular state that isnt established for the benefit of a single faith or ethnicity is the desirable outcome
2
9
374
@agraybee
@theschwasound
the only acceptable way to be an adult convert is if you do it so you can marry your spouse in a place of worship that keeps their parents happy and never take the religion any more seriously than your spouse does.
2
8
365
@lo_lifer
@punished_cait
this is funny because i have no respect for anybody who would choose to get a tattoo that fades after a year
5
9
352
@steinkobbe
@theschwasound
lmao like a fucking remote mountain pass except it's supposed to be a heavy traffic volume connection in a major city
1
0
330
@skatie420
so happy for you as you undertake this next exciting stage in life, open your pokemon go gifts im tryin to level up
1
0
346