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Elon to his six children;
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Elon Musk
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@SenSanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive
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Didn't put on a bra before leaving the house and just felt the eyes of every man 12-42 as I breasted boobily into this McDonald's
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for whom the baja blasts
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God how many kids are out there right now whose first hit of weed was from an oil pen/cartridge
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What do you even say to this lol
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"trauma dumping" should not mean "mentioning something bad that has happened to you"
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The way OCD gets mischaracterized as being about numbers and tidiness and not about death fucked with me for years
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Saw Oppenheimer last night in one of the worst behaved crowds I've ever been in, multiple camera flashes throughout, people in front of us scrolling TikTok half way thru the film ... If you don't have the attention span for a 3 hour movie don't leave the house to attend one
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God they look like shit
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Tesla Cybertruck in Times Square. #cybertruck
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Tis the season
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This reminds me of when I got in an argument with a man about why there weren't more pink/purple cars despite the fact many would drive them given the option, I was like it's gotta be sexism but he insisted it must be due to the qualities of the paint itself
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So much pink paint was used for the ‘BARBIE’ movie that it caused an international shortage. (Source: )
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Sorry but fuck no the fact that the last episode ended with her being worn down on not having kids still bothers me
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if heterosexuality is going to work this has gotta be the dynamic
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He was criticized, arrested, and imprisoned for brutality *in his own lifetime*
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Christopher Columbus did nothing wrong
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This is the perfect image
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That is an adolescent black bear. You can just get up and leave
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Baby that bear CLEARED the table 😭😭😭
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Very precious that like 2/3 of the cast on it's always sunny is married to one another
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@KelgoreTrout Cool dude go to war first then we'll talk
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She said yes 🥳
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*Obama voice* Let me be queer,,
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Long time viewers may recognize this one
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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Hand to God I thought this was Ben Shapiro
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@RobertMaguire_ Makes me think of this too, bless
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@Lefty_Jew the only way you can get a decent answer out of google anymore is by adding "reddit" to the end of your search query
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The kid was the funniest one to notice bc I had forgotten til then
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#tbt 5head
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Live long and prosper
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This kinda breaks down some of the different ways it can manifest, #4 and 5 were something I experienced so much since childhood it was hard to notice anything was "wrong"
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I'm built like this btw
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yeah this makes sense coming from the company that put out thirteen reasons why, which was directly associated with a 28% rise in teen suicides the month following its premiere
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Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos is doubling down on his defense of Dave Chappelle following the mounting controversy around his latest comedy special: “We have a strong belief that content on screen doesn’t directly translate to real-world harm.”
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@SexIsNotGood Go girl, give us nothing
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@teddyevangelo It is, rich people are having th time of their lives
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impossible to overstate how truly everything looked like this in the late 90s
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trend forecasting…this aesthetic coming back in a big way soon
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@jef_fh Cannot imagine letting a meme talk me into thinking that would be a good double feature
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@BrndnStrssng Robert Pattinson finally passed the torch
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Yeah buddy
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It took so long to unbecome this awkward it's hard to think ppl are out here doing it on purpose
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Suki WITH THE GOOD COOCHIE
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Making it not cost effective enough ... did finally get through once I pointed out I didn't think someone *literally* rejected the idea bc sexism but more the idea that most wouldn't want a pink or purple car bc its effeminate, tho not before arguing particulars of paint physics
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toddler car seats and gamer chairs... they're the same thing
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She's truly so dumb. Brain full of rocks. Visions was good but that meth bender really did a number
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she actually said this
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kiss me I'm Irish, pinch me I don't like wearing green! 🍀🌱🍃
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Another day, another thirst trap
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Got some film portraits back from the ceremony too 🎞️📸
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they walk... among us
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My mom already has her vaccine appointment hehehehe
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The fever pitch of all the "men are terrible" discourse leaves ppl (and like lesbians especially) completely unprepared for the reality of abusive women
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It's exhausting
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I'd post the picture if it were one but the whole camera roll is a liability
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Almost accidentally posted ass pics instead of some corroborating screenshots to a reply thread
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@MarvinDeux I genuinely had to stay my hand from being like "It's too late, this is Satan, I've taken control of her body and soul, she's committing heinous acts of heresy as we speak" lol
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@oncloud_e There is so much about this show that has blissfully slipped from my mind. Apologies for stirring the pot for us all
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I smell cowards and sons of a bitch
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Guy who read all the Narnia books without realizing the allegory about Christianity
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💒👰🏻‍♀️👰🏼‍♀️🥳🥂
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The masculine urge to carry all the groceries in one trip
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Genuinely finished that episode and was like damn this shit sucked huh
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Upside down& backwards
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@francisxwolf This shit is so scary and I genuinely envy people who don't have to deal with this in their families lol
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No free toes
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Feeling weird and kinda down but at least I look cute today
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Blonde bob era
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happy birthday to me 🌸💘🎂 and goodbye to Goldie locks
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It's like one day a switch was flipped and "hunger games content" has infiltrated the timeline
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The scene in The Hunger Games where Peeta says Katniss is pregnant and the audience is outraged and demands the Games be stopped is such a perfect encapsulation of the so-called 'pro-life' movement, coz they were all perfectly fine with kids dying until a foetus was involved.
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Getting my little selfies out while we're all still here
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Love a massive window but hate vertical blinds ... alas
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@DeWittBFartin "prima Donna" and "ma Donna" are both Italian anyway you were going off context clues! And still not entirely wrong
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Being with people who've clearly never had like a chill sexual encounter where you can let your guard down and laugh when its awkward or whatever is such a weird thing and would always make me kinda sad
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goth girl gf and cottagecore gf
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@arod_twit my favorite example of this is welding memes
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Good morning beautiful people
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Sunday morning edition
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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In the time since I've gotten engaged, married, moved across the country, and most notably not died once
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@hatchingtooth @olivep1t Your life is a movie fr
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@MoodyKnowsNada @justinboldaji Him standing there fist pumping as the beat drops kills me every time
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the Pride discourse no one is ready for
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What do we think... work appropriate or no...
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Character selection screen
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Little acorns
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@babadookspinoza This is so accurate. Kids are born deeply uncomfortable with inequity and spontaneously share when they're given unequal portions, and it's trained out of them as they learn abt (often artificial) scarcity
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Do you guys like my nails
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love gift guides that are like "don't know what to get your mother-in-law? how about a macbook air?"
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Good morning, no update yet, just posting selfies in blissful ignorance 📚🔖
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Good morning say it back 🤓
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@MitchyDelta He's been this way since Tea Party bullshit but it's only gotten worse as times gone on, we cannot have a single conversation without it becoming this. Sort of a laugh so you don't cry situation at this point. I really feel for you and I'm sorry you're in a similar place
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Hey 😇
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Finally got our wedding photos back and forgot there was even a big beautiful rainbow that showed up after the ceremony
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Facts don't care about your feelings bitch
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@F4RN3RB0CK3N SOH CAH TOA being a mnemonic to remember how to calculate sine cosine and tangent. Almost positive I had a teacher do this whole routine too
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@aloovibes People forget so quickly how it feels to be a child, when it's one of the few things most of us truly have in common
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i am the luckiest 💜🔮✨
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Fully wiped out on the algae that's been growing on the back patio due to months & months of rain. you can even see where I landed on some leaves lol
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@JesseAndClarke eternally mystified how people never follow instructions and then wonder why they can't do anything correctly
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what is the etymology of "dumptruck" "dumpster" or worst of all "dumpy" to refer to someone having a big ass. why
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@offbeatorbit kids at this age are such a pleasure to be around, precious little sponges who just mirror everything back to you (bc they're plugged in & trying to learn!) it warms my heart
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Alone on a Saturday night? God, you're pathetic
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