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@RoaldWall
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@perfectangeIguy Sorry that whoever you stan doesn't want to hang out with you
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@RoaldWall
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@c0wgirlonline Photoshop a different face on her and the picture might wind up doing numbers on Pinterest
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@RoaldWall
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@chairsign This you?
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@RoaldWall
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@gonicku_ @GRRLmusic Which is nearly 20 years ago. If somebody was 7 when they watched it...
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@RoaldWall
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@Burning_Forest @JackRyan8digits @ImMeme0 Crazy to say "hope so" as if there's a sliver of a chance that these obviously fake images are real
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@RoaldWall
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@rachelmillman @missjellinsky @hexprax Did you consider your relationships in your twenties to be "filler relationships" or are you just saying that now that they clearly didn't work out
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@RoaldWall
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@c1nnamonbunny My dad loved Anthony Bourdain and killed himself when I was 15 so now I'm mad at both of them #parasocial #traumadump
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@RoaldWall
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@LaughterHaver @lakeeater Everybody has their Tiny Tim Winter at some point
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@RoaldWall
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@CamKaneki @TMZ He did it for the meme of it all
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@RoaldWall
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@tedcruzcontrol I think it only happened bc everybody who liked him realized all of his songs sound exactly the same shortly before the incident
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@RoaldWall
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@ninarivagf Could do this sort of thing
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@RoaldWall
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@White_Janissary So you acknowledge that you can differentiate between yogurt brands
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@RoaldWall
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@avantejkl @GnomeGnawArt @BrawlYash @DiscussingFilm That's a myth, listen to what she actually has to say not random people on IMDb message boards
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@RoaldWall
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@nicolerafiee Gonna have to press the "many such cases" button
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@RoaldWall
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@seltzergenius I think that's just eugenics but with a trauma focus
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@RoaldWall
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@altmadaf I feel like this is the case for 90% of buccal fat removal accusations
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
9 months
Finding out about these has ruined my life
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@RoaldWall
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@pinkwig6 @R0SYLNS I was just thinking about making a new account but this knocked some sense into me
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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@MaryLee99968217 @bombshelIgf @thechosenberg Do you know anybody in real life who was part of an open adoption or does it just sound like a good idea to you in theory
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@RoaldWall
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@AnaKrivolapova She does this every few years
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@RoaldWall
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@sixinchbeys Like please let's all want better for ourselves
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@RoaldWall
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@bitinguranklez @lanansla That "just" is carrying a lot of weight
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@RoaldWall
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Crazy that you can have "mother, dissident" in your bio but your tweets are just "I think this girl isn't fuckable. Men?"
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Rebecca
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Taylor is very attractive and always has been. But I have always felt that she lacks sex appeal? Like she’s beautiful, but she isn’t sexy. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong. Men weigh in.
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@RoaldWall
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@thickassbacon @sonyashea3 And he's been phoning it in for all the sequels, which is agreed upon by mostly everyone
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
2 months
Fr some of y'all are "good people" in an entirely theoretical way
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you can have the "best" and "purest" politics of all time but if you are not kind on an interpersonal level i don't think it really matters
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@RoaldWall
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@thickassbacon @sonyashea3 That was 20 years ago
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@RoaldWall
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1 year
@thickassbacon @sonyashea3 There's no accounting for taste
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@RoaldWall
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@chaidiala @UDOD0NE @_wheatley_fan_ @skatie420 The people saying pride "should be" all ages have nothing to do with this specific event being 18+
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@RoaldWall
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@Ayayang2010 @FredDiBiase247 @EdMoneys The ingredient in the avocado you bought was avocado
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
3 months
Fascinated by the people that refuse to believe Lena Dunham was aware of the jokes she was writing when she wrote them
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reversecowgirl69
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girls was not ironic when it came out, i dated enough men + hung out w their friends of that generation to know how that cohort viewed her. the full sincerity of the occupy wall street movement, and just as ineffective in its messaging.
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@RoaldWall
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@Neopets I have a slorg that is old enough to vote
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@RoaldWall
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@squarerootfive @kytalli I think the question becomes, "is it necessary to breed them in the first place?"
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@RoaldWall
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@u0sipvw @_mattr__ Genuinely probably yes
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
1 year
@samswoora @Beez_unleashed Damn I took some strays
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
3 months
@bitinguranklez @lanansla Being so stunted that you only relate to people significantly younger than you is generally a major red flag and saying people are "just like that" is a cop out
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@RoaldWall
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@l69ffy @satinthecreator You will when you're older
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@RoaldWall
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@chiweethedog No, everybody is just in denial
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@RoaldWall
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@american_sicko Drunk cigarette
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@RoaldWall
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Frisée
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
8 months
When I got my driver's permit I convinced the DMV guy to let me take the picture mugshot style
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
5 months
New favorite shirt
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@robbaragonleon @TheLaurenChen You should give the real world a spin
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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Posting this again bc I didn't buy it to not flex it
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
4 months
Still wet but She's back
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
7 months
I forgot that girls can be assholes too and got myself in a situation again
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
1 year
Taylor Swift and Tony Soprano have the same initials for a reason
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alice pieszecki
1 year
taylor swift has the wickedness and severe untreated mental illness of a prestige tv show protagonist
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@RoaldWall
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@unfilsdulune Now there's gonna be people waiting in central park with first aid kits for the next month
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
1 year
@LeaMaric Revisited this whole album the other day and I will not apologize to anybody
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@RoaldWall
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1 month
It leans dog
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@RoaldWall
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I need a PBR sleeve to put over my twisted teas
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tybuddhaboy
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just got a dope ad for a drunk driving tool
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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When everything you wear is ironic but you don't know what's ironic about it
@elazie_
Evan Lazarus
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There is something about a rural walmart where everyone dresses like my bushwick queer squad
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@RoaldWall
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@FilledwithUrine Isn't that life in general
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@kayteterry Did the "hobo soup" in girl scouts but they called it "friendship soup." They specified chicken noodle only but it still tasted awful
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@RoaldWall
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@JayyG59 @idontmisssz @NerdAthleticz @YouTube_BriZ You can just be mad at your ex without making it about the two year age gap
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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2012 was crazy bc why is this almost 30 year old woman romanticizing Lolita to a bunch of teenagers
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lexaprofessional
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I love lana del rey but there’s something really sad about all the young girls who try to emulate her by dating creepy old men
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@RoaldWall
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@scriptumsent Don't say all due respect if you don't mean it
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@timerube @finitecrystal They have boxed Mac at star markets
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@RoaldWall
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@indianloonie Nothing better than a naturally occurring who's on first bit
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@RoaldWall
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Nobody cares for you a smidge when you live in an orphanage is a wild line
@historyinmemes
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‘It’s a Hard Knock Life’ Allison Smith, 1982
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I can carry an ac up three flights of stairs I had a steak for lunch
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@RoaldWall
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Knock knees in a candid is some serious commitment to embodying an aesthetic
@ForsetiMoms
Moms Forseti
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Dudes life's over, and he doesn't even know it
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@RoaldWall
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I'm angry that I don't own this
@3five9
eBay jackets & hats
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@RoaldWall
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Not to be a hater but a key part of camping with your dad is him saying, "see? No phones, no internet. Just what God made" every 5 seconds
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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Father and daughter go on a camping trip
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@RoaldWall
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Was anybody gonna tell me I'm bleeding from my elbow Ur really alone in this world
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@RoaldWall
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@taytertotbitch I'll say it a million times, Pacino wins on personality
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
2 months
Update time! The cops talked to my stalker, and it turns out I was wrong. He does have an appointment in the building! For mandatory sex offender counseling as a requirement of his probation!
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@RoaldWall
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She's reflecting on past lives again
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@RoaldWall
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Girl
@MonicaLewinsky
Monica Lewinsky (she/her)
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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@RoaldWall
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Can't tell if I'm having a panic attack or if my bra is too small
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@RoaldWall
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2 months
To be clear that is a picture of her now that she is back
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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Modernity has robbed me of the bison that every woman is entitled to. How sad
@AlpacaAurelius
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
6 months
Lots of women are waking up to how amazing being a stay at home mom is...caring for a newborn, ensuring the home is beautiful, growing a garden, taking care of the bison, homeschooling kids, not working for a soul sucking boss. Things that really matter in life.
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@RoaldWall
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I just can't get past the fact that people will have entire public conflicts with little animations all over their faces that all represent real life money being spent by real life people
@PvnkDiamond
𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 ✧ 🇭🇹
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Cardi B speaks on the Mexican situation 🚨
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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Why is everybody acting like this is a generational thing and not the more obvious actual answer that there's a lot of ways to look
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Janel Comeau
6 months
nothing has sold me on the “millennials are aging at a weird pace” theory more than the realization that these two actresses are only 7 years apart in age
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@RoaldWall
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I moved this mirror across town all by myself. Skrong moment
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Buff Orpington
3 months
@leamaric I had a friend who got so many edible arrangements when her husband died she had to spend an hour disassembling them to fit in her fridge. She would've been better off if they just gave her the cash
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@RoaldWall
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Snug
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@PlasticWig @snaiImaiI He always was. Some people just needed it spelled out for them, I guess
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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Not people telling Steve Martin to shut up and do a bad impression
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Yes that's why you were picked AND?! Mf it's not a biopic 😭😭
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@RoaldWall
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2017 Pre gluing yellow feathers all over it so I could be Sweet Dee in the Halloween episode
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For whatever reason, I am moved by this
@Hardywolf359
Mothra P.I.
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Last time I visited my dentist I noticed that his light looks just like a water buffalo…
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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I get her. If you're going out you have to have a gimmick. Keep the people entertained
@AKBrews
The Spooky Lawyer | QENNY
6 months
She filled her purse with alcoholic Jell-O. To take to the bar. Because the drinks are too expensive.
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@RoaldWall
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2 months
I hope she knows she is loved
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Buff Orpington
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@evanjmader I've been getting into brushing my teeth like you were always suggesting. Not bad. Miss you
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
5 months
How addicted to feeling persecuted do you have to be to have a pet centipede and get personally offended when people are freaked out by it
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
8 months
Oh, to be at a festival and see a sign that says "hold a duck for a buck" again
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@RoaldWall
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Substance abuse
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2 months
Hey
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
1 year
Making fun of somebody for sounding like an apostle when your name is Paul is hilarious
@CHENFORDSEN
Jianna ♡
1 year
I CANT STOP LAUGHING NOT PAUL MAKING FUN OF THEIR NAMES LMAO
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
3 months
Idk why people act like you lose your friends when they have kids. I'll third wheel at the zoo every week, idgaf. I like to look at the camels
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
7 months
@Carzonfye How old is this person
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
6 months
This ruined my life btw
@CNN
CNN
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Apple is replacing the pistol emoji with a green water gun in the next version of iOS 10
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@RoaldWall
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I was annoying about it freshman year for extra annoying atheism reasons
@Pinko69420
Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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@LeaMaric They learned about it from the canning wiki and never let go
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
6 months
I miss my car. New car will never be her
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
1 year
That's me at a funeral or job interview
@ladiedbird
don (hot lost summer)
1 year
i love when they make normal ass funko pops of characters who don’t even have a distinctive hairstyle or outfit or anything like girl who tf is this?
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@RoaldWall
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@FIERCEDAD @afrofatalism Maybe you're also a culprit
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
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I need to hit the pavement and start sending emails
@tasha032218
extra hobbit stan account
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I, a 30 year old woman, emailed a fish company because I’m obsessed with their logo. They sent me 2 hats and told me they named the fish after me bc it didn’t have a name.
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
5 months
I think everybody is pretending to enjoy red wine
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@RoaldWall
Buff Orpington
2 months
@GuyBeinDude A disease is when you can't imagine thinking differently than you do and a moral failing is when you can?
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