Drake Bell changing his name to Drake Campana and only making music in Spanish and tweeting only in Spanish is maybe the weirdest thing to happen this year
why do i need to go somewhere to get my car inspected. i drive her everyday, i think she’s just fine. passes my personal inspection. no one knows her like i do
i should’ve known i had ocd as a kid because when i used to go to church and pray, my brain would go “fuck god!” and id have to restart the prayer every time
this man just showed up at gabbie hanna’s house pretending to be lost and looking for a bathroom and is now recording inside her house what the fuck is going on
the new clairo album has changed my brain chemistry like how did i go from hearing nonstop brat in my head the last few weeks to now ‘daaaaa dum da da da da dummmm dummmmm’ this week
the feeling i get from my intrusive thoughts is the same feeling i get when i watch the “i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room” scene. the absolutely worst pit in your stomach, extreme shame, and second-hand embarrassment that’s so strong i consider ending it all
tiktok is the only place that’ll have me laughing my ass off so bad i need my inhaler and then as soon i scroll it’s like “young single mother of 4 body found in the woods after being brutally beaten and murdered” like ok ENOUGH
there are no words in the english language i could possibly string together to express how grateful i am for 1 million subscribers. thank you to anyone who has ever supported me, watched my embarrassing early videos, and encouraged me to keep going. 🫶🏻
growing up feeling like Charlie from perks of being a wallflower is hard enough but then one day ur 23 and u find urself watching ur friend in rocky horror picture show and u start sobbing and everyone around u is like wtf is wrong w this girl but no one knows that this is HELL
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i stopped using BeReal in the way it’s intended and decided to only start posting when i’m doing something fun. my elementary school crush cannot see me laying in bed everyday, he needs to know i am the most interesting person alive
yesterday i had to pull a centipede out of my mouth that was in my coffee and then i got a migraine so bad that i puked in the street after someone got into a car accident right in front of me
this is coming from someone who was a huge cody ko and tmg fan since 2018. yeah this shit sucks! but it sucks even more to be a victim of statutory rape and not be believed while cody is held on a pedestal and praised like a god
i used to sleep 3-4 hours a night in high school, and now if i sleep for anything less than 7 hours and 59 minutes, i have cold sweats, feel like im gonna throw up, start foaming at the mouth
i bet my ass when Peter Manfredonia gets caught by police, he’ll be arrested and unscathed. maybe they’ll even buy him some Burger King like they did for Dylann Roof. meanwhile innocent black men are still murdered by the police.
people seem to be mad that people in the US didn’t know about this sooner
1. drake bell isn’t the most loved person in the US lol
2. sorry i don’t have my campana notifications on for drake fucking bell lmaoooooo
Miranda Cosgrove says she has never been drunk or smoked in her entire life:
“I've never even been buzzed. I've sipped things before, but like two sips.”
i just ran into taylor swift in rittenhouse square and i asked for a photo but then matty healy kicked me in both my shins and spit on me and then everyone clapped wtf
just found out my mom has been telling her friends that i make movies for a living...anyway who plans on coming to see my new movie What I Eat In A Week at the AMC
maybe it’s a good thing that society thinks OCD means being clean and organized bc it would make 0 sense to the public that for the last 3 months i’ve been collecting every empty skincare/makeup product in a bag bc “it means i’m a good person.” like that doesn’t make sense to ME
it’s very annoying that getting adequate sleep, eating enough, going to the gym, and therapy actually help your mental health. i was hoping it was a scam
my one professor makes us hug our computers when our class is ending so it feels like a group hug and idk i’m just thinking about her tonight. hope she had a nice dinner and gets a good night’s rest.