Paul Varjack
@RealPaulVarjack
Followers
554
Following
570
Media
1,252
Statuses
57,825
My friends call me Fred Baby. Author of Nine Stories.
Bicoastal NY/SF
Joined September 2020
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
LINGORM TSOU EP5
• 490161 Tweets
#ใจซ่อนรักEP5
• 486221 Tweets
Cheatle
• 306338 Tweets
#ブルアカ
• 265143 Tweets
Secret Service Director
• 149397 Tweets
सुप्रीम कोर्ट
• 133399 Tweets
Kanwar Yatra Is Sinful
• 111602 Tweets
CDTV
• 86541 Tweets
ログイン
• 65684 Tweets
Roro
• 50119 Tweets
#다정다정한_재혁이_태어나줘서_고마워
• 42965 Tweets
#KingOfHeartsJaehyukDay
• 42889 Tweets
Our Shining Star Yoon Jaehyuk
• 41381 Tweets
Rajoy
• 40554 Tweets
#いつもしあわせでいてくれたらありがとう
• 37883 Tweets
Raskin
• 31149 Tweets
シロコテラー
• 29824 Tweets
Jim Jordan
• 29328 Tweets
Nancy Mace
• 24746 Tweets
谷川俊太郎
• 20314 Tweets
Kris Tyson
• 17951 Tweets
ヒプマイ
• 14479 Tweets
臨戦ホシノ
• 14448 Tweets
Çanakkale
• 13972 Tweets
弥生さん
• 12266 Tweets
@whatever
You kind of proved the women right with that bunch of men at the end.
“Yes we need women to do my dishes”
37
380
11K
@horatioalgorthm
“A lot of Hispanics look white”
Somebody skipped social studies and now they’re just making stuff up huh
16
3
2K
@WudanStudent
@whatever
Ok then the women saying they don’t need a man is also a joke so OP is also complaining about jokes.
7
14
1K
@DeezyTPeezy
@XAVIAERD
He doesn’t realize it’s he who sins for looking and making it sexual.
He thinks it’s the woman who sins for having a beautiful body.
9
14
1K
@LilySimpson1312
There is biblical and theological support for this.
To say god is male is to limit him within the confines of gender.
7
8
1K
@MarieIsabellaB
@Rothmus
Shoving cake in someone’s face is not cool. Especially if you know they won’t like it.
4
4
1K
@Cpo10za
@esthercrawford
She slept on the floor to keep her job. This just happened to be the outcome of that effort.
It’s not her fault.
10
2
625
@universe3007
@grilledcheez
@MattDark
@JimCognito2016
@LozzaFox
Why is he using Twitter when he has a voice and two working feet. He can walk down the street shouting his opinions into the wind!
7
15
590
@xkonjin
@mauraball
The older you get it’s more apparent that not everybody in your peer group is as fortunate as you are.
When I go to my high school reunion everyone looks older than me. Mostly because I spend time and money on my health and appearance.
7
17
578
@ElijahSchaffer
Conservatives this morning: "thats not vandalism"
Conservatives this afternoon: "vandalism is awesome"
28
3
478
@missritalove
@JoshEakle
It’s a crime to use campaign money to pay off a porn star and then cover it up
4
3
510
@geraldoolivarez
@Timcast
Counterpoint: someone trying to steal my dog clearly has no value for their own life.
5
10
461
@Prolife_Sam
@El_Nina1993
@SurrogConcern
They just anti- surrogacy.
Like “there is no such thing as an abortion, just killing your baby”
3
1
551
@yepindeedagoat
@LilySimpson1312
Yeah.
I believe when scholars go back to the original ancient Hebrew, the gendered language gets more interesting, alternating between masculine and feminine depending on context.
3
0
430
@EII3nDegenerate
@DahbiZak
@Xephyrtv
@incelReplies
Ironic how you jumped in here dissing geriatric sex but now you’re admitting to it yourself.
“You fuck old people? I fuck old people.”
2
0
401
@sebaldodeweert
@Bitcoin_Sam
@NoelleFitchett
If adoption is too expensive for you then having a kid is too expensive.
Nobody should be forced to carry a baby full term just because you and your wife want a kid. Nobody owes their life or body to anybody else. Not you, not a fetus, nobody.
5
16
375
@trayne_wreck
I don’t know where they get the idea that nurses, caretakers and truck drivers don’t have student debt or that they’re giving $10k to people who do.
At best, this will cost average taxpayer $2k and the lowest income pay much less.
8
5
348
@EthelMercaptan
@snarkylicious
@RepThomasMassie
The covid vaccine is probably the least offensive chemical we expose our troops to. Just saying.
5
14
344
@DFahnz
@JenniferRoe77
@justlynnagain
@kendallybrown
@ndrew_lawrence
“My son - being black and all - is incapable of rational thought and therefore if he has a thought it must because someone put it there.”
1
10
271
@ninjatime85
@socdarling
The joke is that y’all hate women and gays and basically have the same politics as IS.
4
1
259
@PinkRangerLyra
It’s weird because we’ve all know Caitlyn was always a Republican since forever. They never had to “come out” as Republican.
2
5
248
@creep_twin
@g_reweti
@yepindeedagoat
@LilySimpson1312
Also, religious texts have been extremely influential throughout history and on the development of philosophy, art, music, science and medicine… kind of hard to just throw that all out of you want to understand the world we live in and how human culture evolved.
1
2
249
@LordAini
@DelusionPosting
Pretty sure it’s the urine part actually.
It’s the piss in the streets that’s gross.
7
3
247
@JDinero1410
@gunormu
@whatever
She’s saying “fuck those guys who think women exist to serve men” and that’s legit. Im a man and I don’t feel she’s saying “fuck you” to me. She’s saying “fuck you” to you and you know it, evidenced by your emotional response.
5
9
260
@WudanStudent
@whatever
So let me get this straight…
The women are serious when they say they’re self sufficient but the man is joking when he says he is not.
3
2
256
@BlueTubbyJr
@Tronicai
@GUDAN_ZEN_NEO
@MNickman
@WilliamFaix
@PicturesFoIder
They subscribe to Twitter Blue. You can’t expect much from these guys.
1
0
241
@JohnnyProfit
@ChristnNitemare
yes let kids be kids. they aren't old enough to handle such mature concepts as god and eternal damnation.
3
1
215
@CryptoJaythe1st
@davenewworld_2
@elonmusk
Nobody is a free speech absolutist. I agree it’s not about freedom of speech for Elon but nobody running a business should let Alex on their platform. He’s a major liability.
Families of Sandy Hook victims could sue Twitter/Elon for any damages Alex does to them.
9
7
226
@WSBChairman
@elonmusk
“Nobody bats an eye”
Literally everybody is critical of Apple for its explorative labor practices but go off.
73
0
212
@IreKingdom
@lumadike
@gimmickannoying
There is greater genetic difference between dog breeds than any human.
It’s not an equivalent comparison.
6
0
213
@PicturesFoIder
@Shayor19
@wildtiktokss
my sister in law left her first husband to marry my brother.
5 years later her ex husband murdered his girlfriend and killed himself in front of their kids.
so yeah. don't endure.
2
4
201
@osrs_ADHD
@gegtik
@sportsmedicated
@nuclearburp
@thamosdeaf
@uphidian
1981 + 38 = 2019 so maybe yes but we’re still assuming some things
0
0
182
@CubicleApril
@sriramk
@elonmusk
Machiavelli school of management.
Cut the non-essentials. Cut the essentials too. Cut the revenue streams. Blame everyone except yourself.
1
1
180
@WomenBeingAwful
You: “women are shit”
Feminists: “that’s misogyny”
You: “you think everything is misogyny”
🤦♂️🤦♀️
3
0
173
@GUDAN_ZEN_NEO
@BlueTubbyJr
@Tronicai
@MNickman
@WilliamFaix
@PicturesFoIder
Again you prove my point with the cut and paste snark that intentionally doesn’t fit the situation.
3
0
174
@ivy_wylder
@UXHenry
@lohanisgod
It’s probably also made specific for her head by films wardrobe and props department.
When they price these out, factoring in people’s labor.
1
0
169
3
1
169
@AsbestosFlake
@WudanStudent
@whatever
I don’t give a shit if they’re joking or not.
If you’re going to insult me you’ll get blocked.
2
3
163
@entactogeneses
@Leonarda_Jonie
@lporiginalg
Ted didn’t predict anything. He’s just your run of the mill Luddite with derivative ideas.
3
1
159
@firagawalkwthme
@BrandyLJensen
I knew a guy who made a film called Walking To Werner which was basically him walking from Seattle to LA to meet with Herzog. And at the end, the filmmaker knocks on Herzog's door only to find he wasn't there. Which honestly, Herzog could not have planned a better ending himself.
1
1
153
@SuperNetworkJoe
@EricFrohnhoefer
@GeoVonB
@elonmusk
Sometimes things that look easy are actually hard so you’d have to ask Eric.
Also what makes software valuable isn’t how hard it is to develop, or how complicated it is.
The value is in deciding to do the right thing for the users and designing it to be intuitive & easy to use.
1
3
160
@billinairebully
@hallness
@denamlandon
@peterkohan
@ackocher
The reason they mark up weddings is 100% because generally speaking, people are more difficult to deal with when they’re getting married. Nobody stresses over the minutia of a regular party.
I’m biased because I worked in the wedding industry for a bit. Never charged enough!
5
2
154
@No1KebabRemover
@WomenBeingAwful
Crazy how you watch that and instantly your mind goes to raping her.
13
0
147
2
0
147
@EyoabT2
@ChrisNelson64
@jennymaria
@MarieIsabellaB
@Rothmus
No.
But if your bride says “please don’t put cake on my face at the wedding” and you do it anyway, you’re showing a total disregard for her feelings.
1
0
141
@dongriswave
@WudanStudent
@whatever
There are some people who believe all sorts of crap. It doesn’t fucking matter.
1
1
137
@ReWhoniverSe
@emeriticus
Just one mistake (murder) and his life is ruined!
Never mind thay Aubrey’s life was literally ruined.
4
0
122
@kilianhekhuis
@HoodaAbhijeet
@Madsweeps_1
@CrazyEstonian
@BlueNosePanda
@____B_S____
Also possible that the dude has trained the birds to come back to him so he sells the same ones over and over.
4
0
121
@emiliallure
@DelusionPosting
They do. And it’s much worse than this. And since schizophrenia is inheritable, kids often have it too.
0
0
121
@GregPacknett
@ProjectileTeeth
@joshgondelman
I'll just open a brothel tavern and call it mead and breed.
1
1
120
@jon_lockheed
The rules seem pretty simple to me:
1) treat me like a human being
2) don’t bogart that joint
1
0
106
@hisovvs
@Cherrytriii
@TheAntifaTurtle
It’s a form of sexuality. Sorry that having words to describe things is upsetting to you.
2
0
122
@The_sigma_fem
@sneako
Someone once said body hair is a symbol of enjoying one’s sexuality and that men who don’t like body hair on a woman are just afraid of her sexual power… and I can’t stop thinking about that
1
1
110
@JimmyPummel1985
@Stone_tossers
Next you’ll tell me that individuals don’t exist.
One doesn’t have to belong to the LGBT community to be LGBT. They are different things.
Being LGBT is a matter of individual rights.
2
0
115
@ninaturner
“Trickle down economics” isn’t a thing. It’s a left wing criticism of capitalism.
And capitalism does and has worked.
16
2
103
@waterytart22
@kelehandra
@RachelMComedy
Lots of people lost their dads on 9/11 and only one turned it onto a comedy career.
1
1
111
@T_morgan61
@whatever
It’s self evident when you don’t know history.
“There was no debate about this in the 30s” is a meaningless argument coming from a dude who is unfamiliar with 1930s queer history.
1
0
108
0
0
108
@LittleMitrol
@DISASTER_DOG
@IzzyMac71
@billyboh79
@britneyspears
Sometimes sharing your opinion is just dumb and gross. Nobody asked for your opinion.
1
0
110
@scriptfool
@horatioalgorthm
To be fair, Hispanics and LatinX is a complicated venn diagram and even some Hispanics and LatinX get it wrong from time to time!
28
1
99
@zedpilled_
@esjesjesj
@Z2turntt
@USArmyOfficer
I’m sure some homeless guy believes white peoples are subhuman.
Not someone that in charge of school admissions or bank loans.
3
1
102
@hofwisdom
@insane_fetus
@LeftWingTikTok
And you might need to make that $500 Million or over $1 Billion these days.
2
0
94
@detachment_red
@black_ops_post
@monkey_crusader
They want to be Marie Antoinette at the country cottage. They got servants to do all the farm work, they only churn butter for the novelty.
1
0
85
1
0
95
@Billy___Hill
@cadlymack
Winning a Grammy is a bit more than “still having a heartbeat” my guy.
4
0
88
@elegiac_eniac
@plagueded
@OnidaGirl
@Athiestcat2
@CarlKolchak9
Idk that liberals banned Huckleberry or Mockingbird so much as issued content warnings for the language and cultural attitudes represented.
2
0
86
@doug_person5
@NoContextSomali
@Trillburne
It’s schrodinghers boobs. When the boobs are shrouded in religious fabrics they are both large and small at the same time.
1
1
83
0
0
87
@DrunkenAnarchi1
@RealSpikeCohen
Look up Josephine County, Oregon on a map. Its in the middle of nowhere.
Unfortunate that she can't call a neighbor or close friend to come deal with him.
24
2
85
@sebaldodeweert
@comics_alt
@ipoopinpools
@Bitcoin_Sam
@NoelleFitchett
Then go adopt a baby and leave abortion laws out of this you fucking grifter piece of shit
1
1
86