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Holy fucking hell
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@JJDemonic @LizzieCosmos Yes, the original idea behind the “minimum wage” was that it was supposed to sustain a family of 4-5 on its own. We have come horrendously far from that.
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@notsofiacoppola She’ll be back. No one that narcissistic can resist that level of attention.
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@Taymanffb @carlissc I’m sending the gov’t my registry. Stollers are expensive AF.
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@snspielbergo @peaktransit That’s the point, you moron. The blue area has massively less voting power compared to the gray, despite having an *equal* population. Revisit fractions. I believe they were covered starting in the 4th grade.
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@jzux Fun fact: the muscle of the cheek is called your “buccinator”. Truly the most excellently named muscle.
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@american1865 @DengistDuck Gay nazis are still nazis
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@bethbourdon You may not like it, but this is what peak posting performance looks like.
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@SwampCommunist @Gramsci_pilled Europeans have some kind of insane phobia of window screens
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@Jess4Bernie @alanabell I hope this unravels and the Buttigeig, Klobuchar, Bloomberg, Harris, and Booker endorsements are also called into question. They won’t be, of course, but I still WANT it.
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@FluxArtbyJake @with_drama_v2 @HeheWaitWhut Pointing out actual bad things she did is not racist
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@WatTylerRising @dislocatia The golden retriever brain makes them wokeness savants.
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@realchasegeiser @Captain_C2 What, pray tell, was the point of your original post?
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@goodgovtgaz @GRIFTSH0P Mostly bc of Alan Rickman, tho
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@KimberPrake @notsofiacoppola Hope she sees this, Queen!
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@CartoonsHateHer Going hard for the American food industrial complex is a weird look, but go off, I guess.
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@snspielbergo @peaktransit Guess I touched a nerve. 😘
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@jazz_inmypants What an annoying day to be able to read
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@Rangutang @snspielbergo @peaktransit Actually I called them a moron because they were using a snarky, pedantic comment to tacitly uphold an infrastructure that disenfranchises half of its voters.
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@ohJuliatweets I loved GG, but the older I get and the more I think about it, the darker, more twisted, and less coherent Palladino and the other writers seem.
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@Vitek2288 @goddammitsarah Nothing will ever beat when Trump got COVID, but this is close.
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@cmonlookatme @K4TSB0 @oooctober_ @diamondmolar You want women to lift children, but not “heavy things” Uh ok dude
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@cobrollins @jabriella And yet these are the same people who start freaking out at the declining birth rate. 🙃
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@ChessieLeach @GrizzJohnson @tashakaminsky While you also infect all your coworkers. 🤦‍♀️
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@TheDon_2383 @DJSkullfetish Not only do I think it’s funny, I think it’s fucking hilarious.
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@AiGenerator69 @weareronin47 Really not the point!
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@sabstweets_ It’s so disorienting. I pick up my phone and see the most horrific images playing out, but then I go through my daily life and no one says anything. Everyone pretends like nothing is happening. It makes me feel like I’m going insane.
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@astralfvck The urine in the dryer is vile.
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@gayest_tone I made dudes who looked like this cry at least once per week in college.
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@theashleyray This happened to me once when I was 21 and at the height of my powers. It was intoxicating, rode that high for weeks.
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@rawlins_derek @jzux Cat needs to start collecting unemployment stat
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@TheWapplehouse If I say what should happen to this man, twitter will suspend me
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Put myself through the ‘teen’ filter on FaceApp and came out as ⁦ @ebruenig
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@rewegreatyet @blakersdozen How does this have 159k likes
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@HeyyItsShannon1 @kemimarie They’re never going to find it. It took 70 years to find the Titanic, which is massive. That tiny tin can doesn’t stand a chance of being discovered.
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@Chinchillazllla I managed to get this great one of Thalia (RIP), but the experience total lasted about three minutes.
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@esjesjesj The only 192 poops is driving me insane
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I turned off the finale of Spring Baking Championship and canceled discovery+ as soon as Jaleesa won the preheat for that basic ass cake. Honestly, I’ll probably never watch another @FoodNetwork show again. It’s no fun anymore. Team Romy.
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@TheWapplehouse Such a good reminder of why everyone in the 2000s had an eating disorder.
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@TuckStopsHere I’ve been keeping my tears in check until right now. :(
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@Nieb77 @1followernodad Damn, you call your kids a “life sentence?” Do you even like them???
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@alexL_E_I This is so weirdly fascist coded and it’s making me uncomfy.
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@IsmeerNabeel @EmmaVigeland It’s funny if it’s Bloomberg.
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@ahumblebunnie He’s never allowed to leave me. 😿
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@showmetheyamz Wait it was the dad all along? I legit thought she was hooking up with the Christmas party rent-a-santa. 🤯 🎅
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@noahpasaran Petition to suspend the word “gaslighting” until everyone figured out what it actually means.
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@sindysabbath @benkesslen “Maybe he liked the sexy boots.” 💀
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@lewdnaaomi @imbethmccoll She’s like the final boss of nepo babies
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@JazzHandMeDowns @MilesKlee Om my god. Celebrities are….something else.
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@MichaelaOkla Also, he is a multimillionaire for in extremely niche profession and looks great in sweaters.
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@UglyBoyJ2 If 2020 takes the Enchanted Forest, I am going to lose my fvcking mind.
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@dril Can’t wait to find out what future horror will make this tweet relevant
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@ScottSpringmann @FayeEcklar Idk, as a former classics major, I think it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
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@mmedefella @sgbuggs Damn victim blame much?
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@nikescarkyle They should do one final episode for V*ush.
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@HollyLMckenna @beauvoirbaddie Have you ever had a conversation with another human?
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@Ad_Inifinitum I cannot for the life of me figure out what order to read these words in.
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@ShaiDavidai @itslaylas @ColumbiaSSW @Columbia Your performative apology is somehow even more offensive.
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@itsthefeez @jenny2x4 @kandybat What do you think these people did before grocery delivery services became ubiquitous? Genuinely asking.
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@superloafcat When she called her coral reef shower cap “so subtle” I snorted loud enough to wake my cat.
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@jkshackleford @karencollinsnyc @adamelmahrek @jaketapper And also used none of her privilege or power to aid native communities.
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@kathbarbadoro This is especially vicious for parents of kids younger than 5.
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@SlaylerJ “Muting this thread for getting justifiable pushback because my level of literary criticism is that of a 9th grader”
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@bjorn @ladydreamspeed @yumcoconutmilk What is it like to be so well-adjusted??
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@biologistimo My doctor recommended that I get the initial series after my cat got in a fight, had saliva on him from another (unknown) animal, and I kissed the top of his head. It is insane to me that that OP didn’t go to the doctor for AN ACTUAL BITE FROM AN ANIMAL THAT WAS ACTING STRANGELY.
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@ebruenig Please come parent my kids. This is their dinner on my best day.
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@notfolu Everyone on the internet is about to buy a home radon detector
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@emh1822 @bitterarab Oh dear god the “just following orders” defense. American nationalists are just nazis with a different flag.
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@Med_Down @reddhotriot Uhhhhh, no. He definitely did not think that. That is some sociopath shit.
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@Brendelbored @ampol_moment JFK wished he had this much game
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@NYforSanders @ZaidJilani I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to discover that the Warren campaign is no longer doing internals.
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@mutlileveltrash @rajandelman Why is her kid five and still wearing a bib
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@mattplotner @DavidZipper This is also bad! Hope that helps.
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@toddedillard @ambernoelle TherapySpeak has really given a lot of tools for awful people to excuse their awful behavior
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@Jesuislibis @aaronharris @Xenosbreed @katewillett @ParkerMolloy A truly incredible moment. It still makes me chuckle.
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@Mandypop15 @DaphneMPenn We need to talk more about the toxicity of L&D nurses. So sorry that happened to you. :/
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@hayxtt The worst cia investment ever
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@LukewSavage Big “Chett’s Dad” energy
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@doubtline @XTaffi @Morgan_Harris17 This is some Baby Karen, Woke Edition garbage.
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@KyleTrainEmoji Want this to be real like a four year old wants Santa
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@WhilleTrue @mozgovaya @UW Antizionism is not antisemitism
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@Sandernista412 Prayers up for COVID during this difficult time. 🙏🏼
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@dogfanhan Seriously. I am an acupuncturist and watching all my colleagues spout their increasingly reactionary views on social media is…disheartening.
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@winningprotocol ...no joke. After five minutes of not asking me anything about myself, he literally just walked away from the conversation. No excuse, nothing. He just has no idea how to participate in a conversation. Incredible.
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