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Mick Jagger when he sees a red door
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Matt Christman is the perfect archetype of "man who seems to be bursting with rage but is actually breaking from empathy"
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In all seriousness though, Matt Christman is more responsible than anybody for the way I see the world, bless up for Cushbomb
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@maenad_as_hell Crying is awesome, I wish I could still do it
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@kathbarbadoro Liberal Twitter is basically 20 million people combining to form one giant Rachel Maddow lecture
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@cushbomb Vibes > syntax
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My last Matt Christman thought before the NyQuil takes me out: If 10% of the people he's reached took his righteous anger and turned it against the powwrs that be, this country might actually have a chance. Idk I'm just a guy getting sad about an internet guy
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@ByYourLogic I work with a 70 year old ladycwho plays RDR2 religiously because she likes playing dominoes at camp and to me that's the real spirit of America
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@MKupperman It just feels very "heckin wholesome pupper" over there. It's like if a whole social network was msde up of nothing but 1 million Mcelroy brothers. Truly a bleak place.
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@charlesraustin This man should be leading us
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@ThemanObeef @EPM106 Was it Allison Brie
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@crulge There's a reason his vlogs took off. He's just a fascinating guy to listen to. Sidenote, loving the book Tim
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@ZeroSuitCamus The first live-action anime
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@JUNlPER @CyberArcanist My favorite part is that amatt would absolutely be SEETHING at all the thoughts and prayers he's getting
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@barfieldgussy Sometimes our ballsacks get sticky even when we properly hygiene about it
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@fellawhomstdve A hugely special guy. The moral backbone of the whole dirtbag left
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Objectively the best possible first tweet
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It’s post maxi. If grossing in hhyswixw
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Twitter is awful
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@daveanthony How did my mom hack the Dollop guy's twitter?
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@daveanthony Bro it wasn't that simmple bro, bad actors in the party were keeping them from doing anything about it bro, there was nothing Biden could do bro
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30 year old white guys will see this and be like "hell yes"
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@Lowenaffchen Many such cases
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Heartbreaking, I don't think I should be alone tonight
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An announcement about the show:
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Pretty cool how the dirtbag left is putting aside their dirtbaggery for #cushbomb
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I'm not one of the 9 people who still watches Disney Star Wars but HOOOOOOLY SHIT lmao it's so much worse than I would have believed
Zombie troopers scene #Ahsoka
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@RisenRabbit @ParagonDeku Generally I agree. I just think it's important to remember that in Vietnam, most of the troops were 18 year old draft victims, and a vast majority did not slaughter civilians indiscriminately. (Not being a bootlicker btw, I'm as anti-military industial complex as it gets)
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I'm worried all my new follows will find out how much I love hockey (the least working-class accessible sport)
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The IDF has found Virgil Texas beneath the Al Shifa hospital
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Why didn't Palestine just try using facts and logic to counter their entire nation being turned into a concentration camp
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@crulge The word "normalize" is responsible for my several heart conditions
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@RadishHarmers Better hurry up and tell it, I only have like 5 posts left today
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Online grad school is awesome. I have to make a brochure about a treatment intervention. A fucking BROCHURE like some kind of 4th grader copying information from Worldbook Encyclopedia onto Microsoft Publisher
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@sexwithuruncle He was neurodivergent though? You're showing your biases and it's kinda ick?
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@cushbomb I never used to understand your references, so this is pretty much normal
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Me: "So they don't line up exactly but Will is the Dennis, Felix is Mac, Matt is Kinda a Charlie/ Frank hybrid, Amber is Dee when she shows up, and Adam Friedland is Cricket." My therapist: "Okay but what I asked was why are you so afraid to accept that you deserve happiness"
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I found Virgil Texas. More info to come. In case anything happens, I have no intention of killing myself. Question everything you hear.
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@swarthyhero Gotta take care of yourself before you can take care of the world, king
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@banalplay Heaven forbid a woman does ANYTHING
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@MsShade @cushbomb Many such cases
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I have to consume alcohol to feel feelings lol aren't I so quirky
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Anybody still watching CNN in 2023 is beyond salvation
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Anderson Cooper corrected himself “it seems to be a huge loss of civilian li…uhh a huge loss of life” The dehumanization is real.
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@s4m31p4n Sentenced to the Phantom Zone
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The worst thing about starting grad school at age 30 is that the 8 years off caused my mild ADD to absolutely go HOGFUCK WILD and now I have several major assignments due Sunday that I plan to do Sunday
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"Palestinians had the option to get Trail of Tears'd instead of indiscriminately slaughtered" is a truly evil take.
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Elon Musk is allegedly a pedophile
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Pretty telling that the White House still hasn't issued a statement about the Chapo update
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@WrongedIncel @jbouie Damn bro, glad that happened tho
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There's not even a point in responding to these "Actually stamping out terrorism is worth a few accidental deaths" motherfuckers. Logic does not counter evil.
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Bro really thinks he's doing something by publicly demanding a meager little 25% tax that he will not in any way fight to make happen
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I’m a capitalist. If you can make a billion dollars, go get it. Just pay a little more in taxes. It’s time billionaires pay a 25% minimum tax.
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The Sopranos seems to be the biggest hole in my cultural participation. I could remedy that whenever I want but I just started my 14th rewatch of The Wire
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@tom_on_here My favorite part of Uzumaki is that every new chapter starts with "So anyway that was weird but I just kinda came back to school the next day to see what other fucked up shit was going down"
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@bsviggy @doulbedoink Giving up so much draft capitol for a guy to end up as Dak's backup is crazy, especially considering he basically never played in college
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We love our Chris, don't we folks?
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@cushbomb anytime. but also, i have to pass this shoutout onto @saywhatagain who really was the first one to save your life. thank god for podcasting 🙏
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"Children are dying. That's a succinct summary of humankind, I'd say. Who needs tomes and volumes of history? Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words." -Stephen Erickson
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@NobleStrings599 @lib_crusher How is he gonna win the primary with this Donald Duck thing hanging over his head? He's finished, I tell ya
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This tweet justifies this site still existing
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This actually seems MORE misogynist than if I had some teuly horrible tweets about Only Fans single moms or whatever
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Johnson, just a reminder you're presenting on new shapes in half an hour Johnson: Oh jeez oh man oh jeez oh man ummmm... Yes sir, my squigonometry presentation is ready to go
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there’s no way this is real. they must be making these words up
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@crulge My mother was stabbed to death while folding laundry. Asking me to fold laundry is a violation of my boundaries.
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Not gonna lie, Trump's second term will make Twitter discourse a lot more entertaining
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@jbromovies @fellawhomstdve Nerdy hero after accidentally using the Force to throw a whole platoon of Stormtroopers off a cliffside: "Well, that just happened."
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Redefined the whole podcast medium
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🍿📽️Pixar's Sodas📽️🍿 NOW PLAYING When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. Starring @hasanthehun @ByYourLogic @RahRahRaina and Zola Jesus LISTEN:
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@JEllulz This is literally the plot of Gran Torino, which I have not seen
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@FarFarGone Allyson always said this
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Imagine drowning on the Titanic in the year of our lord 2023
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I'm so excited to find out if the cast of Survivor season 45 (that's real) came here to make friends or, as I'm beginning to suspect, if they came here to win
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Master and Commander meme
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@comradeddie @MKupperman There's over a million accounts already though. I think you're right, until they drop the invite model I think this is all it's going to be
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We need to get to the bottom of all these blasts
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That's the good shit right there
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welcomed little baby christman into the world this morning, and she is perfect. today is a great day!
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Staying in my lane
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Then stop sending them the weapons they're using to kill children you evil fucking witch
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Israel has a right to defend itself. As Israel does so, it matters how. Too many innocent Palestinians have been killed. As Israel pursues its military objectives in Gaza, we believe Israel must do more to protect innocent civilians.
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@lelysses @MatCauthon10 @ZeonTrotsky Somehow, the blue lady returned
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@Patterrz Man I gotta disagree, give me every arrow I can get
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Found this neat picture of a bear under a sapling
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They call me Communion, I'm the cracker with the juice
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Also that episode where Jason Sudeikis was in the gang but got kicked out? We all know who that is.
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@dril She just isn't inhaling enough. Make sure you really hold it in until your body's survival mode autopilot forces you to exhale
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@NoThanksOldHors @willmenaker We're gonna have to get out and vote so hard
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Gonna trick a bunch of liberals into defending Hamilton
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@Sociolinguini I actually liked him in everything
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@tom_on_here @ByYourLogic Dang bro you showed him
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Got my account locked for saying I was gonna beat up Warren G Harding
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Gareth Reynolds liked my tweet and now I'm doomed to an eternity as a reply guy
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Honestly let's just go back to the good old days where senators could literally just beat the shit out of each other. I wanna see Cory Booker and Bob Menendez take each other to Thunderdome.
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@willmenaker The allegations we're gonna get from his players in a few years are gonna be nuts
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Honestly the fact that Chris Rock is at Burning Man proves it's not even cool any more
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@ClassicShelb Don't knock it til you try it
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Scrolling through the top ranked military history books on Goodreads and commenting on all of them with "Tactics win battles but logistics win wars"
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Everybody who didn't see The Marvels this weekend has Hamas tunnels in their basement: A Washington Post exclusive
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I don't care how good Killers of the Flower Moon is, I'm not watching a 3 and a half hour movie until I can stream it from home and pause it to make myself a little snack
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There needs to be an episode of Sesame Street that finally addresses the implications of the Count being an unholy creation of Lucifer that feasts on the lifeblood of virginal girl muppets
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@JessieR06944937 Be there in about 16 hours (Southeast Missouri)
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If I see one more lib post about how Biden needs to attract moderates more than the left, I'm gonna probably just continue being a miserable piece of shit about it tbh
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My favorite trope is when people prove they're not racist by listing all the races and including purple
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