So there I am, walking out of the theater after seeing
@ZackSnyder
’s deliciously awesome
#ArmyoftheDead
and who do I see but
#Cyborg
himself,
@ray8fisher
, walk out right after me with photographer
@ClayEnos
. What an unfathomably cool Wednesday. Throwback to meeting Zack in 2018.
“MCU’s Spider-Man is the most accurate one so far.”
Eh, with his age, sure.
“Tony is Peters father fig-“
No, he’s not.
“But in Captain America Civil Wa-“
Peter changes sides in the CW Comics.
“But Peter wants to be an Aven-“
No, he doesn’t. He turns down the offer in the comics.
The Fish Dude officially has the highest grossing DC Film ever! 🔱
Marinate on that for a minute.
Major props to
@creepypuppet
and everyone involved.
#Aquaman
Ignoring the fact that HBOMax is home to some of the best original films/series on streaming, it also made access to the Criterion Collection, Turner Classic Movies, and WB’s archive easy to navigate. Leaning away from that is so fucking incompetent.
#WarnerBrosDiscovery
Dev Patel broke up a knife fight between a man and a woman in South Australia earlier this week. He remained on site to ensure the police and ambulance arrived.
The man was stabbed in the chest but is expected to survive.
(Source: )
Sean Penn: "Men have, in my view, become quite feminized... There are a lot of, I think, cowardly genes that lead to people surrendering their jeans and putting on a skirt."
This suit is fuckin phenomenal. Solid black, noticeable webbing. Bright saturated colors. And an unreal upgrade on the chest emblem. No complicated angles or designs. Just Tom’s Pete taking inspiration from his selves. Simple perfection.
#SpiderManNoWayHome
Went to see
#TheNorthman
again. Theater attendant told me since I was the only one who bought a ticket they switched it to
#MultiverseOfMadness
and offered to refund my ticket or comp it for MoM. This is what Martin Scorsese was talking about.
This is only for the “Aquaman is copying Black Panther” crowd🤣which are predominantly the, let’s call them, ‘exuberant’ fans of the MCU🤦🏻♂️.
I honestly can not wait to see the world Wan put together.
#Aquaman
#JamesWan
Saw
#BottomsMovie
last night and it’s probably the funniest movie of the last 2 decades. Earnest performances from Ayo Edebiri & Rachel Sennott with a hilariously dark, horny, silly sense of humor. Plus a nostalgic needle drop. 100% seeing it again. You should too!
S’not a coincidence the MCU flick that doesn’t automatic garner “THIS IS THE GREATEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE OF ALL TIME” is one that strays away from the bland formula we all know exists. All the more reason to see
#Eternals
directed by
#ChloeZhao
.
“Hey DC, how do you promote your films?”
DC: Well, James Wan purposely held off on showing the first Aquaman trailer so that he could release a extended trailer 2 months before the films release.
“Hey Marvel, how do you promote your films?”
Marvel: ...Mark Ruffalo spoils stuff...
Ladies, your man tells you he’s picking you up at 8 for a special night out. You get ready. He texts you that he’s outside. You look. He’s on a giant armored shark.
Wyd?
@creepypuppet
@philthatos
He was so nice and genuine. Told him he was an inspiration and that his fans believed in him. He laughed and said he appreciated the kind words. I didn’t wanna keep him long cus he had a show to go to. Such a genuine nice guy.
He doesn’t even wanna be Spider-Man, but he knows it’s his responsibility to sacrifice his chance for a normal life (School, A Job, Relationships, etc.) because he has the ability to be Spider-Man.
He learned that from his actual father figure, Ben Parker.
I personally loved the way Bruce wasn’t actively trying to dodge bullets. He’s young, arrogant, irrational, angry, and has a death wish. “I don’t care what happens to me” embodies that state of mind. It also helps instill that mythological fear of
#TheBatman
to criminals.
#GlassOnion
is another fantastic whodunnit from Rian Johnson. Narratively complex without talking down. Hilariously unique characters. I could watch Benoit Blanc solve mysteries for years. See it in theaters this week if you can.
“Agatha Christie fucked shit up.”
-
@rianjohnson
Film critics suddenly know how to point out flaws and actually let them effect their reviews in “fun and entertaining rides”.
#JusticeLeague
#ThorRagnarok
“Who’s Ben Parker?”
Exactly.
“But...Spider-Man is home...”
I actually couldn’t agree more.
This Spidey definitely fits into the MCU’s whole vibe of “Nothing else happened in Marvel before The MCU existed.”
Am I the only one kinda hoping that since we’re getting a Patrick Stewart Professor X variant and probably a Tom Cruise Tony Stark, we get a
@ioangruffudd
Mister Fantastic variant? Always thought he was a solid Reed Richards.
#DoctorStrange
#MultiverseOfMadness
My ideal Batman film?
Batfleck is working a case extremely similar to a case when he was first starting out.
The film cuts back and forth bet. the past (younger actor 4 Bruce) and present until it’s revealed the connection.
Quick example?
Under The Red Hood + Hush
You’re welcome.
“There’s before
#BonesAndAll
, and there’s after.” Never had such a visceral reaction to a film before. Taylor and Timothée are incredible, but holy fuck Mark Rylance is otherworldly. Absolutely go and see this in theaters, just don’t eat when you do.
MCU Movie Comes Out:
It’s the best comic book movie ever! We’re not gonna acknowledge anything else!
DC Films Movie Comes Out:
Well besides this, this, and that, it was an alright film.
#JusticeLeague
#ThorRagnarok
Pedro Pascal really gave us his career best so far in last night’s TLOU. The depth. His ability to let a little bit go at a time, like a dam cracking under pressure. Simply untouchable. And mfs were upset when he was cast cus he’s not hhhhwhite. GTFOH.
#TheLastOfUs
I die laughing every time I make a joke about how toxically unfunny GotGVol2 or Ragnarok was and get comments saying “just let people like what they like”, yet it’s those same people commenting for me to kill myself because I liked BvS.
#Hypocrites
#Fallintoawellplease
MCU Exec Bill: Black Widow has become such a dry character, what do we do to show she’s changed over time?
MCU Exec Johnson: Two words- Blonde. Hair.
MCU Exec Bill: Dammit Johnson you’re genius!
#InfinityWar
Please watch
#TheLostDaughter
on Netflix. Olivia Colman, Jessie Buckley and Dakota Johnson’s performances are absolutely brilliant. Got to see it at the
@ParisTheaterNYC
and couldn’t take my eyes off the screen.
@mgyllenhaal
made an undeniable mark for motherhood in cinema.
Podcast with
@Sam_Antha_Win
is up on YouTube (link in bio), Spotify & Apple Podcasts! She’s genuinely one of the kindest people, and we talk about the levels of badassary she reaches on
#ArmyOfTheDead
,
so make sure to check it out!
So, is Spider-Man just not gonna have a secret identity anymore?
I’m asking for a friend who cares about whether or not the curse of being Spider-Man gets reduced into a punchline.
#SpiderManFarFromHome
Jordan. Mother. Fuckin. Peele.
#NOPEMOVIE
is officially my new standard for summer blockbusters. An eye widening, ear splitting, squirm in your seat experience with an authentic sense of humor and Peele’s signature uncomfortable dread. Man’s at the top of his game.
@JordanPeele
*birds of prey teaser released*
50% of the comic community: I HATE IT! If you like it you’re wrong!
Other 50% of the comic community: I LOVE IT! If you don’t you’re wrong!
Me: ...It was just a screen test you know...the movie comes out literally in a year or so🙃
#BirdsOfPrey
Robert Downey Jr does this one smirk in Oppenheimer that I’m fully convinced will win him best supporting actor. If you’ve seen it you know exactly what I’m talking about. It is SO fucking RDJ and it works incredibly well for the scene. The guy simply surprised me.
Just saw my favorite MCU movie to date, and it’s not even close.
#MultiverseofMadness
was astoundingly creative, frighteningly jaw dropping, and heartbreakingly sincere. In other words, it was deliciously Sam Raimi. We fucking won, my dudes.
The amount of losers harassing Leia’s kid actress on TikTok rn, one “joking” about wanting to “give her an elbow to the face” (real quote) are embarrassing and continue to prove SW has the most toxic fandom. Mfs didn’t learn from the last 25 years not to bully children?
#ObiWan
MCU Nick Fury: How’d you lose your eye?
Comic Book Nick Fury: A grenade exploded in my face in the Gulf War, how’d you lose yours?
MCU Nick Fury: ...I don’t wanna talk about it.
#CaptainMarvel
#NickFury
#SMH
“wHy dOeS hE hAvE hAiR!?” 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I’m legitimately excited to see Chris Messina portray Victor Zsasz, one of the more psychotic characters, IN A RATED R FILM!😍
#BirdsofPrey
#Zsasz
#CathyYan
Just got out of my 3rd viewing of Ti West’s
#PearlMovie
and want to take a moment away from my constant praising of Mia Goth to praise Tandi Wright’s truly phenomenal performance for an incredibly poignant character.
@xmovie
She left about halfway through BUT she came back and stuck it out till the end. That’s my mama.
This movie was weird af. Prepare for a heavily character driven Cronenberg flick. Also Kristen Stewart is the most talented actress working right now.
Taking mom to see
#CrimesOfTheFuture
tonight. Haven’t showed or told her anything about it other than Viggo Mortensen (who she loves) is in it.
Will report back.