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He’s a 10 but he’s a Greek Bostonian who’s allergic to eggs
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@poisonjr
it’s happened a couple times now with cute animal posts so i’m gonna guess that sloppy blowjob product with the gooey cucumber
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@punished_cait
i love how it still continued until she said she could beat the pianist up and then it noticeably quieted down
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@deadassleep
@tyler02020202
if something this cute wanted to strike me down i’d accept my fate
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@KyriaThanatos
If I’m required to ack-nowledge that, my. Tweet. Vio-lated the twitter rules, Mr. Freeman,
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@Gabba121
@gmailgaze
he’s got a crucified guy as like a keychain accessory, that’s sick. my moneys on him
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@GunnerDobbins
he was ready for the “would you kill hitler as a baby” question before he was even born, lmfao
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@impliedChoppy
@bethbourdon
If they respond “yes” she asks them if they would still think she was beautiful if she were a worm
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@okimstillhungry
@JosephKahn
in the director commentary he acknowledges how much that scene hurt, but he keeps cutting himself off to talk about how great Rebecca Ferguson is. "That hurt. Thought I broke my collarbo- look at her fight! She's never done this before, she's so great."
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@FaZeSway
*poops my pants in public*
*everyone notices i pooped my pants*
“haha, you all fell for it! i can see this dub with my eyes closed! le epic.”
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@punished_cait
Nepotism Gig at the War Crimes Factory is a wonderful turn of phrase. Nepotism gig at the war crimes factory, beneath the cellar door.
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@jenny2x4
9/11 is an important comfort character and hyper fixation for me. As someone who has self diagnosed ADHD,
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@mustachetoilet
we asked people who respond to fox news polls if the younger generation are bad and evil, and you won’t believe what we heard back
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@AlwayzB_
@HardDriveMag
what’re you talking about, that was literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. was worth whatever happened to that one guy
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@punished_cait
i know i should be focused on the other stuff but a night where “the wings are free or something” is making me insane
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@femalehysteric
@LegoRacers2
is that a parody of the childfree weirdos or is this a new subset of weirdos
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@sujewafantastic
@strangeharbors
There are ways to shoot night and ways to shoot darkness that are beautiful and still show what’s actually happening, here are four films from 2022 doing just that. titles are in the alt text.
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@JoshuaMackPhoto
@Daniel__waniel
@tobyshorin
I do not like the leather mouse, I would not want it in my house.
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It is 2016. Harambe, John Oliver, and Eve Fartlow are trending.
It is 2023. Harambe, John Oliver, and Eve Fartlow are trending.
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@mitchysuch
kinda the same complaint tho, right? no contrasts, no interesting use of shadow or light sources
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@zachsilberberg
to really juice this you should repost it as a screenshot of a letterboxd list with that title and caption it “what am I missing?”
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@StephenSeanFord
Black smoke just means they haven’t decided on the next Barbie. Let’s be patient for some white smoke.
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@IceFire9yt
@WholesomeMeme
nah what’s crazy is the little bro had never seen his siblings drawing before, their neighborhood just haunted
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@steeIbaIIrun
@No_Sweat_Gaming
@Acadius
he got more likes you gotta do it now. you have to change your name to babygaming
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@sabatonfan69
gotta respect how absolutely true to the movie that is. does suck to be a henchman tho
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@WhackNicholson
Like cinderella’s slipper, I know it’s a perfect fit for someone, I just can’t find The One
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@jamdraper
@moschinodorito
when you put it like that, makes me think he’s sort of america’s princess diana..
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@qntm
idk if i officially have arachnophobia but i do hate seeing spiders and i think this is both good and funny. i’d activate it if i had lethal company
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@Knappstersaurus
@atomicpowerd
@Chinchillazllla
yeah. they do look messed up tho, i’ll give them that
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@ProtonInspector
they’re good but don’t listen to her about the meat, you want to add less than you think cuz they puff up like a poorly made burger if you add too much (my first attempt were like meatballs lol). but also yeah i think it’s a engagement bait, heard that line used too often
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@IcekingNFT
@BusinessInsider
@elonmusk
because they literally contacted him about it? damn he’s a prophetic genius
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@TravBot
@embeeonhere
wait the White Council… and their job was to protect.. the West.. what’s going on here JRR
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@i24NEWS_EN
They bomb hospitals and ambulances and snipe pregnant women and claim it’s justified because the medical staff were secretly Hamas in disguise. So what does this justify?
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@35Dabba
“Oh you think that guy is kind of annoying? Well what if I told you he was super rich?!”
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@caitiedelaney
the delivery of “I 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 everything up!” is so funny, it’s my favorite moment whenever this clip gets shared
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@Bolizen
@coltonredwine
@shig8it
@Arbeit_Fish
do your adblockers block the (ad) top search results on google or amazon?
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@kageneko
@JessicaPaige_92
@Diamandahagan
@Grosdoriane
@MSipher
which brought him to national attention, which helped lay the foundation for his prez run. so as far as domino memes go, jeri ryan being cast is the prime place to start
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@homobaronensis
@RachelBCam
@sjmmurdock
@ANNVYSHINSKY
@ProfGrewal
if you like him and he got doxxed you should be respecting his privacy, what the fսck is wrong with all of you?
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@EnjoyingShows
especially when you fire a tank into the building. increases the difficulty considerably
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@buffermet
@FredDiBiase247
pretty unreliable indicator. pale yellow avocados can be ripe and deep yellow avocados can be under ripe. the feel and look of the outside is what matters
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@kageneko
@JessicaPaige_92
@Diamandahagan
@Grosdoriane
@MSipher
she got cast, started seeing one of the star trek producers, which pushed her to finalize her divorce, which the courts released, tanking Jack Ryan’s chances. Since this was a crucial flip that gave Dems control of the senate, they picked Obama as the keynote speaker at the DNC
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@spiritnght2
@limitlessjest
it reads like a PR release from Pepsi after a worker died in one of their factories
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@merrittk
the fun one i learned about recently is owls. if someone complains about owls in connection to climate change, they are 1000 years old
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@MaddoLukas
@TheSphereHunter
@Obey_Salsa
how come the people i made up in my head are hypocrites?? grrrrrr!
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@cookierill
@cacmrg
how’d u have this 8 month old reply to a deleted tweet on deck? and it’s not even the same guillermo!
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@buffermet
@FredDiBiase247
i wish i believed in ridiculous conspiracies, life would be a lot simpler if there was always a shadow government cabal to blame on unripe avocados and funny looking clouds and whatever
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@punished_cait
“in a world increasingly isolated by convenience” he’s taking a stand by demanding free wings on Yell At The Smart/Pretty Women Night
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@EmmaTolkin
i’m at the point where i think i’d argue it is a good movie, even though everyone’s criticisms are completely correct. don’t ask me to explain!
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@SeanSeansonYT
@phosphor_glow
so many of these are so cool. also wondering if this one may have been an inspiration for a certain famous boss
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@phosphor_glow
that dude loves posting pics of Paul Newman as an example of an idealized straight dude so either he’s doing a very extended bit or is allergic to knowing obvious things about people
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@CP4573t5i543
is the joke that you ended a sentence with a preposition, which is Not Allowed, but we all understood you anyway?
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@kittynouveau
i’m Old. i’m telling you this so when i have a moral panic about something silly, you’ll know i’m definitely right
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@i_zzzzzz
love that the quote right below the title is like “this director blows chunks. his best movie sucked, and he followed it up with a stinker. anyway, this one’s alright.”
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@Jakakke
@IllCaesarer
@AndrewOlding
woah.. the fucked up thing does sound even worse when you change all the words for different words. really makes u think..
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search “gatorade color” right now on twitter for a really funny time of people freaking out
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@danlehnermusic
@LolOverruled
lot of dril, but “it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,” is probably used the most.
also: this is the very last thing i have ever read. gootbye.
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@SwannMarcus89
hey can u name any of the “periodic terrorist attacks” perpetuated by the far left? for some reason i haven’t heard of any of those
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@h__e__l__l__o__
@dones725
j’s saying that they have the large funds because they don’t pay people when they should
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@fred_beretta
@RifewithKatie
get shot during an interview? pull a big ship over a mountain? like to see the baby?
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