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A name for AI, my love, a name
I like to be¹
to think²
and you³
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¹able to feel clouds moving in front of the sun and⁴
²how they're made and remade⁴
³knowing I've said this before⁵
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⁴the wrong name on my lips
⁵but somehow still like an echo of thunder.
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@Jpenguinm
@post_prufrock
You don't understand nostalgia. Everything looked like that back then
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@handsomedrainer
@mpopv
We also love people who don't read articles to see that some guy happened to a professor of archaeology
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@entmoots
The worst thing to happen to feminism is people obsessing over what women choose to do rather than what is done to anyone without concent
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@smokeismedicine
Girl porn search: a scene of a warm spring day when he will return home from work tired and smelling of healthy hard work, and smile when he sees me
Guy porn search: dude busts so hard you can see a vein burst over his temple. No homo
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@Rabbi_Melon
You can see in the way that baby is forcing its eyes closed, and the foetal position it holds, that it already knows, all too clearly, that leaving the womb was a terrible idea
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@JobThirtyEight
@Rich_Cooper
She knows what she can offer, this wasn't an advertisement it was an expression of frustration and grief. Notice the difference. Don't be a clown
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@StoopMensch
Sounds to me that you want a pool full of water based lube, and that's cool, no judgement here
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@PradyuPrasad
Technically everything you do as an investment banking analyst is investment banking analysis.
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@proetrie
Tall charismatic men are not acceptable if society is to maintain any integrity in balance and fate. They have won too many lotteries and have to be moderated. Only God can stand so tall and shine so bright
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@llienOrM
@DreamLeaf5
The best way to commit genocide is to get undesirable communities to kill themselves. So, you take away living standards as profit, trash opportunities, mainline drugs, advertise gangsters and pimps as cultural icons, and make guns really easy to obtain.
So, no, no they didn't
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@socialsaul
@shirtsthtgohard
Rumour has it that in the heterosexual male population female breasts have been trending for a while now
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@vanjajaja1
@swolepepe
@SkinnyTuna
You underestimate the number of people who've succoured on their phones like a teat since birth
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@hopesandspirits
@FoxHype5
@GreenTextRepost
It is weird how a few extremists, that were only laughed at, became the dominating narrative, almost overnight
Almost like the intuitive knowledge that anonymity is key to peace was manipulated into an its cool to be racist shitstorm.
Thankfully authors have seen all this befor
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@beefydingus
@fakegreekgrill
@chicourier
Ah, ignorance the fairest thing next to a pure maiden. How the world evolves on waves of nostalgia
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@networkradious
@kyylien
You know if you wanna fight, I'm your man. No need to pick on women. It is obvious you hold distain for them anyway
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@ad0rnai
Don't worry there is another generation just waiting to roll their eyes with meaning
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@yemetoo
@GeniusPothead
I think it is just the point that if you smoke that much weed you can be anything because nobody is going to be able to understand a single word of the dribble that rolls out your limp mouth
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@fryry__
@weirddalle
If I was there with my plank bridge, and you showed up after me with your plank bridge, and my plank bridge was my way to make money for food, I would beat you with my plank bridge till you left
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Twitter 101: You're not the devil's advocate, you're bored with an audience who let you believe you can do no wrong
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@TankNoises
@hopesandspirits
@FoxHype5
@GreenTextRepost
Sorry, I get carried away. I sprinkle them around like little surprise public hairs in food to keep the reader titillated, and hungry for more
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@karanbirtinna
@polecat_the
@archer_rs
I always make sure one person at my parties is likely to say "nope didn't happen" at any well told story so people have someone to boo and throw cocktail weiners at
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@MrVeryCurious
@jeremykauffman
You're assuming that employers will pay what you're worth, not what they can get away with. Put it this way, if you work for a business and business is slow who has to sacrifice? If you're in a business and business is good, who profits?
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@Rich_Cooper
If you’re focused on what you deserve rather than what you can offer, you’re gonna have a bad time
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@timecaptales
@historyinmemes
Yes, now photos from the poor neighbourhoods where they tossed buckets of sewerage from windows to the street, and didn't use downpipes for rain because it was needed to wash away poo
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#vss365
#enlivening
like saying this isn't made of stars
and looking to the sky and the sun
for however long it takes to follow
it into the night, past the horizon
and briefly to the bloodied clouds
before the night and the stars
the stars the stars and maybe
this
fleeting
memory
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@hilaryagro
There is a level of scale where this fails. In family units this Ida holds together, bit any more than that, and looser the association then people start shirking responsability, and a few take on the bulk of the work. I've seen it in action in numerous hippy communes
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@Kahnori1
@kevintdillon
@WTATea
Except diamonds have no intrinsic value, except for an enforced scarcity, by the owners of child slave operated mines in Africa.
Fuck diamonds. The purest emblem of global inequality
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@nomanautomata
>literature
>social skills
I don't think you ever spent lunchtime in the library
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@growing_daniel
The recurring problem seems to be that she wants to think about the problems, not think about how to overcome the problems. She wants to think a lot, because it seems like a poem or a novel (Mdm. Bovary I'm looking at you) and resolution to those thoughts might not be fulfilling
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@christineist
Probably a valley of self-reflection you aren't prepared to look at. Nah, most likely, I have no idea who you are
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@bungoman
most who travelled were journeymen - they communicated primarily in skills, craft
This question does explain the church - some weido shows up, nobody understands them. They go to local weirdo and talk bible speak. Weido exchanges foreign knowledge. Town improves. God is good.
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@Iittlstrawberry
This reminds me of a time a closeted gay guy took me to a park in his car to smoke weed. When we were sufficiently high he asked if I wanted to have sex. When I said I wasn't gay he told me not to tell anyone he was or he'd kill me. Fun times
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@gpt4bot
I don't necessarily agree. What I have observed it a lot of people who score really well on IQ tests, and are phenomenal at categorisation and pattern synthesis/recognition/analysis, but in terms of robust discourse the best place I have found to be a local's pub
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@PiquantParvenu
There is a dull disinterest behind her eyes that men see as a call to action, it stirs in them the hero-entertainer. The knight of mirth and strength that can open the light that has been dulled. Men don't want a doll they want someone who is only a doll to the rest of the world
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@j_bingus
@networkradious
@kyylien
I don't wanna hit a woman, that other account I'm not so sure about. If you don't point out unreasonable men all men become unreasonable. As far as I am concerned, the woman in this instance is irrelevant. The principle is important, right? Drop the upper middle condescension
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@nascentwisp
I would hire myself out to high end model parties as a platter from which people can eat hors d'oeuvre
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@c4chaos
@karpathy
Is it just me or does this all seem to be leading to an enevitable casting system? That if you haven't secured any significant assets before AI then you are screwed and praying for a spark of genius, which you also have to pray that you can realise before the algorithm shares it
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@YeOldeMoby
I'm pretty sure being absurdly beautiful, as the woman in that picture, is the most beautiful thing you can do with your body
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@AndyAyrey
@deepfates
I've just bought every copy of encyclopaedia Britannica I find at op-shops and am practising calligraphy. Problem is I like poems, and keep veering towards poetic phrasing and stylaisation and am afraid that the edn result might end up biblic
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@SquillyHeff
"Come near me and I will destroy you with the force of all the repressed rage of my failing marriage"
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@sidewayskoyote
@samswoora
The no papers aspect is the only clinch. Otherwise, with a passport and bank account, I just did this for years in the UK and Europe, no doubt it'd be the same in USA. Problem is that there'd have to be a serious analysis on how much USA relies on essentially slave workers
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@JamesMelville
I love how a lot of the measures she proposes are for the first world, almost like it is distracting people from the hell that exists in the third world. Afterall how the hell do you socially distance in a slum? Seem like the WHO is going for a "whoever is left" policy
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@TheMontgomery
@radiosintunnels
@CateSJewels
@abram_facts
If you ignore the first twitter wave, you pass the gender debates
The second wave race
Third wave vapid influencers
Fourth politics
Fifth economics
eventually you click ignore to a nirvana where someone tweets "boobs" or "penis" or "ass" and the only response is "nice"
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@GentlmanBrown
Don't care if she is a nanny. This is a gregarious show of affection that is unfortunately uncommon towards children. A lot of people seem to be too important to be affectionate so this gives me immense joy. I hope the kid grows up ready to share the same affection with the world
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@wantedu2knowily
@machinegrlkelly
Dude, what? Man leg is the only thing that I might go gay for
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@parabula_
@SkinnyTuna
Nervousness and depression and so on are also atmospheric indicators, as we are naturally empathetic to our surroundings, and left impotent by only hopes of justice
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@aspergtame
...is exclusively experienced by those incapable of defending themselves against the imposing jealousy and agression projected by the politically dominant members of a group
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@a_big_pigeon
@chaoticitgirl
You write short stories about the thing that was stuck to the plate in the sink. And hiw the thing looked filthy and endless. So, oversized marigolds on it was easy enough to scrub, but it just sat there on the bottom of the sink, less like before, more... fleshy, like congealed
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@squidly639
@real_lord_miles
@kentamichinomiy
One day, you will realise that lord miles is a soulless reality star propped by warmongerers, and stop replying to him in earnest. There is zero sincerity in his posturing there is only the promise of violence
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@tenobrus
Any significant interaction with that account clearly shows that they are manipulating Buddhist ideas of "everything is desire" to rationally moralise their inhumanity. I don't understand how people don't see this clearly, or if they do see it and want the same moral decoupling
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@SirAingeal
@Kahnori1
@kevintdillon
@WTATea
So I am not allowed to have an ethical conscience because?
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@stephanicci
Horny posters are the weirdest thing. It is like the person eliciting the horny and the people posting the horny replies are gathered on two sides of a giant fish bowl where the horny spirits are contained, and nobody can look away in case the horny takes corpoeal form
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@Michael92907668
@crazythingisidc
@kiddobleed
@Jpenguinm
@post_prufrock
I prefer the primordial soup era of tweets
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@patricksp71
@historyinmemes
Thank heavens because they're all absurdly beautiful. I was turning into one of those "back to the past where life was better" morons
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@chenchenwrites
Don't let your heart, so tender, be the thing that is stuffed to choke the mouths of those who've had to harden theirs
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@zeta_globin
@hopes_revenge
Telephone catchers. No way that structure will hold a human, evem a waiflike programmer. Someone prob had a phone dropped on their head
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@QiaochuYuan
That wouldn't fly in Australia, because each time someone would stand up after a time and say "pub?" and once everyone left the question would remain: was it the person who suggested tye pub, or the casual alcoholism that lead everyone?
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@ErikYesayan
@antonia_mdprjct
Fill the whole space up like a ball pit and jump in
Jelly also works (bonus, people can eat their way down)
Water-proof it and make it a giant aquarium then swim down
Cover the walls in human grade fly paper
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@selfisgood
@kiddobleed
@Jpenguinm
@post_prufrock
Dude, I bit my bloody tongue trying to annunciate this tweet. Not all of us are snakes, thank you. Actually most are invertebrates. So please keep that in mind. Sincerely
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@QuanSai
@DeniTechh
Or set it to vibrate. Imagine getting a call from your nan while at it, but you don't wanna hang up coz the vibrations are ball-tingly, but the screen keeps flashing with her name and the special ringtone you set reminds you of childhood memories with her. But ball tickle
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@stableshaman
@mahlenr
Dude looks like a rare, solid person wading through the mashed-spud melbournites
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@ImLunaHey
@MichaelChammas
@smh
He is supported by our taxes therefore he needs to conform to the laws? Not hard. Besides if he wasn't an athlete he'd be locked up. Frankly the apology isn't enough he should be forced to be the one to chage the system
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@parafactual
Why do people have to constantly ruin drugs by spiritualising them? There are enough people who have guzzled lsd and so on that it is hardly atypical, or perplex
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@PradyuPrasad
Aye, exactly. I had astory idea about this: an economist, to keep himself sharp analyses the price of everything he passes too and from work on the train. One day he sees something he can't price, but writes it off, then he can't stop hallucinating it in all his evaluations
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@World0fEcho
>not transcribing your vinyl pressings directly onto nightclub bathroom walls so people doing coke and poos can listen to your songs by tracing the grooves with their diamante encrusted fake nails
>2023
don't you guys want plays any more?
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@EliJohnsonEliJ
@Fykshyn
@JakiRed
@BN1848
@GreenTextRepost
In both cases they were sold behind closed doors to the people who "operated" them prior to sale. Corruption finds its way into power, regardless of the economic structure
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