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there are very few instances where i would endorse choosing to write 30 lines of bash over 60 lines of python
my coworkers would rather install a 300mb interpreter and write 60 lines of python than learn like 30 lines of bash b/c "it's ugly"
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the realization that you don't have to keep playing video games was such a huge relief
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This is going to be hard for me to write, but I think I need to do it anyways.
A little less than two weeks ago Casie and I lost our baby at 33 weeks. It was sudden and unexpected. We are both devastated. I could never have imagined before something could hurt so bad. 1/8
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you can’t love someone and keep a ledger at the same time
this is the most important thing i will ever tweet
friends who keep careful accounting of favors are more likely to defect as soon as a relationship isnt optimal for them. friends who don’t keep careful count are more likely to remain committed to a friendship
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THE ALTERNATIVES ARE WORSE
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THE ALTERN
it’s incredible that we’ve just settled for JSON as our primary means of data exchange over networks. the whole thing could be done so much better
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i still think a lot about the time a coworker told me he didn't know what a standard deviation was and after i explained the basic idea he said he didn't "believe in statistics"
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the higher up you go in an org chart the more you know about what is planned and the less you know about what is actually happening
the lower down you go in an org chart the more you know about what is actually happening and the less you know about what is planned
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@dancinghorse16
first, expand your awareness to include the fourth spatial dimension so you can actually see the entire sandwich and not just a projection into three dimensions
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how the fuck did ancient travelers communicate with anyone once they got more than a few weeks walk away from home?
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99.99% of music played in public spaces has no business being played in public. popular music, especially anything with electric guitars, is such a fucking imposition of vibes. like, even if i actually like the song! i'm in the airport, i don't need to be hearing "psycho killer"!
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not finding the person you were going to spend your life with when you were 19 or 20 sure fucked a lot of ya’ll up didn’t it?
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my earnest belief is that for any given accent there is a phrase that can induce this same experience
I've known *of* Plato's allegory of the Cave for a long time. But it was only after reading a comment to this youtube video that said this is literally Plato's Allegory of the cave: bro came to realize the Truth but couldn't convince the others, that I really *got it*
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a probation officer once told me that the single thing all her problem cases had in common was that they don't ever check their mail
i think about that a lot because i immediately recognized the kind of person she was talking about. their lives are usually a mess
hey guys apparently u really need to check ur physical mailbox more than once every couple months otherwise ppl get REAL mad at you
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If you have children of your own please give them an extra hug and tell them you love them.
If you have lost a child yourself please know you are not alone in your pain. It's too early for me to say from experience if it ever really gets better, but you can't give up hope. 7/8
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When I saw the sonogram screen with my baby motionless I could feel the hope for my future, our future as father and daughter, slip away. In the last couple weeks my hope has begun to return but there will always be a hole in my heart where she was. 5/8
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I get now why no one really talks about losing a child like this. It hurts. So much. I hope with all my heart no one who reads this ever has to experience that pain and bleakness for themselves. 3/8
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Life is a precious and fragile thing. Don't ever take it for granted. 6/8
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that kindness is the same as goodness
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I have spent the last few months preparing for our daughter's birth; making space in my house and in my heart for her arrival. To go through all the motions of giving birth only to not be able to bring her home is crushing. 4/8
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I'm going to wrap this up now. There is so much more I could say but I'm just not sure I have the right words right now. 8/8
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Today was an especially hard day for the both of us, but I think I am finally ready to say something about it here. Honestly, had Casie and I not made so many posts about the progress of her pregnancy I probably would have kept this private. 2/8
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@sneaknsneak
labor market is fucked. something like 30% of job postings are just straight up fake too
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it's real
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estimating how long tasks will take as a programmer is the most pointless exercise i can think of
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how do i explain to my dad, an electrical engineer, the difference between the map and the territory? he's worked with very good models for so long in such a narrow domain that sometimes it seems he has trouble understanding the difference between model and reality
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as someone who lost a child weeks before birth i can assure you: NONE OF THAT SHIT MATTERS IN THE SLIGHTEST IN COMPARISON TO HAVING A CHILD
i would burn everything i own and never sleep again if that's what it took
@punishedkimbo
I always love people telling me "how having a child is the best moment ever" between telling me how tired they are, how poor they are and the latest thing the child has broken
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sometimes someone will come up with an idea that's far from original all on their own and i can't help but think "damn, the fact that you realized that independently is pretty impressive"
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not at all joking here, someone should go to prison for this
Not only is housing in general unaffordable, even high end new houses are increasingly made like crap.
The idea of investing in a home that’ll last your family for generations is increasingly a fairy tale.
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if i could get paid 6 figures to walk around and pick up trash all day i'd quit my job and do that in a heart beat
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@paleonormie
"can you make reasonable assumptions inline with the assumption of the interviewer (pretend client) with caveats without sperging out and being a weirdo" is probably the single most important filter in an interview
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serious question: if this was actually lsd, and former twitter employee
@growing_daniel
ate the whole sheet, what would happen? would he die? would he ever come back? after a certain dose do the effects sort of reach an asymptote? can too much lsd kill you? too lazy to google
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you would take the opinions of most people on the internet a LOT less seriously if you could see what their kitchens or bathrooms look like
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A L O H A ! this thread is for pictures of the sky taken from a moving car
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this question is probably gonna offend someone, but whatever: is quantum computing a scam? is it actually something real and usable that works in a way fundamentally different from normal computers? i’d rather ask here than google this
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to clarify: i don't just mean quitting a game before finishing it. i mean in general. new huge aaa game just came out? you have no obligation to even read a review. hip and hyped indie game making the rounds? no one can force you to even remember the name
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anyone telling you not to use fancy words is trying to crab bucket you
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Broke: Having object opinions.
Woke: Not having object opinions in order to remain illegible.
Bespoke: Not having object opinions because you have no idea what's going on.
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i just wanna write code, not figure out what the fuck is wrong with a kubernetes cluster
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just realized i don't have four friends i can trust with my life irl. gonna do some reflecting on this. makes me feel like i've fucked up big time
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on a department call with the CTO and he keeps saying "the events of yesterday" and "what happened yesterday" instead of "layoff" lmao
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BREAKING: Two new balloons of unknown origin have been spotted over US airspace. In response the Department of Defense has advised Americans to "Take it easy!"
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@VividVoid_
@mechanical_monk
i really dislike the framing of men (as a group, not merely some individuals) as emotionally malnourished though. i think what is implicit in that framing is the idea men are just defective women, that if we don't have or express emotions in the same way that means we're sick
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i can eat 4k calories in a single meal easy. not even remotely a challenge
I don't even understand how you consume 3868 calories in one day. Even if you down an entire bottle of wine and dessert, that's only 1k calories. You would still need to eat 3 separate meals of almost 1k calories a piece!
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THE VEHICLE IN THE REAR IS ALWAYS AT FAULT. YOU MUST MAINTAIN A SAFE DISTANCE AT ALL TIMES. FAILURE TO DO SO MEANS YOU ARE AT FAULT
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which chaos god has the most servants on earth right now?
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does anyone even read resumes?
i've interviewed ~50 candidates at my current job and i think i've looked at maybe 4 resumes beforehand
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what was your biggest strategic blunder? i wanna hear about your catastrophic geopolitical fuckups
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like, honestly, where the fuck did everyone think this was going? did anyone seriously believe in their heart of hears that no one would create this?
do you not understand that we have spent every day since the invention of the transistor building a prison with robot guards?
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so far the biggest downside to being 100% remote is that i can't just camp out at people's desks until they give me what i need to do my fucking job
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cowboy found the first frog of the year! reply below to let cowboy know he’s a good boy
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when i quit my job or get fired the number of loose ends i’m going to leave behind will be astounding
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whole lotta people replying saying "this is a great way to teach math" and i am *extremely* skeptical. sure this is more or less what i implicitly do in my head but i seriously doubt being taught to explicitly do this would have helped
My sons math homework. I simply can’t roll my eyes enough. Why are we adding needless work instead of teaching simple math.
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asking this one again:
how much of what you know about “things people do” (broadly defined) did you learn from fiction?
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guy who is extremely open to new experiences but ends up hating most of them
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this has a lot of implications that are unmentionable in modern polite society
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if you don't earnestly believe at least one schizo conspiracy theory i do not trust you
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@sneaknsneak
it baffles me that anyone can look at the confirmed and admitted decades of involvement by the CIA in america's artistic output and then conclude that at some undefined point in the recent past it stopped
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one time my bro and i went to a bazaar. he'd been there the day before. at the entrance some dude is collecting a cover, "that'll be $10". my bro goes "wth, it didn't cost anything to get in yesterday!" and another dude peaks out of a curtain and says "it is a new day my friend!"
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stop! don't move! quickly! how many knives are within arms reach of you right now?
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FREE HIM. HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY FOOTBALL
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give me barely audible chill lo-fi beats or synths or classical to shop and dine to. i just want a noise floor that won't ever try to demand my attention unless the space is nearly silent
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you have no idea how much contempt i have for schooling and what it does to people's minds
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@kendrictonn
all i know for sure is i want nothing to do with the person asking the question or any of the people replying like they have a right to party on someone else’s property. we just a totally different and mutually incompatible ideas of civilized behavior
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school serves one purpose: perpetuate the existence of schooling and make all aspects of human life subject to schooling
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i hope everyone found vibecamp to be a high trust environment like i did
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oh no. i dunno how or why but there are 900 people following me now. reply below if you follow me and i’ll try to guess why in the wide world of poasts you do 🌈😎👍
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i hate timezones
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reminder that the founding of a city has always been and always will be a religious act. every city has a god who demands worship. failure to worship always has and always will lead to destruction for the city
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goddamn piece of shit flippers painted another brick house on my street fucking white. FUCK
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got a new lens today. a helios 44. it's an old soviet 58mm f/2 lens. i think this particular one is from the late 60's or early 70's. here's the crepe myrtle in my backyard
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i've managed to create a twitter bubble so strong i no longer have any idea what's going on in the world anymore. i occasionally see glimpses of outside the bubble but they no longer make any sense. truly i am blessed. if you're reading this you're part of the reason why.
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in which jill here perfectly encapsulates everything that is wrong with american society today:
I want to bully the person who posted this waaaayyyyy more than the person lying horizontally on the train.
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