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Before I was 100% sure I wanted to have kids, despite years of being a babysitter, camp counselor, and teacher
I sat outside and parent-watched.
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I could see love flourishing in the mundane. It crystalized for me how their days were better for having their children with them. They weren't just a responsibility, they were companions.
I saw that I would create a font of love and joy.
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She's been my constant companion. We've talked about everything she's thought of. She dreams and makes plans of her own. She always wants me to be involved, too. I love her- and I'm sure it shows on my face when we go out together.
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The way they turned their face down to their children, bent to hear what they said better. The way their faces softened while listening to their kids. The way they tucked them close before preparing to cross the parking lot. Their delight in getting to offer a little treat.
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After my first was born, I couldn't stop taking pictures of her and talking about her. She was like a new best friend- we went everywhere together, did everything together - and I wanted to introduce her to everyone.
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I approach change at a glacial pace and I prefer 100% certainty before making a choice.
So even though I really enjoy children, I had a deep respect for the permanent and life-changing nature of being a parent. I also had hefty fear of getting in over my head.
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Imagine if your whole life was being scooped up by a giant pair of arms, squished with a kiss, and set down to continue roaming.
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I'm going to credit
@Aella_Girl
's dance class with the highest compounding returns at vibecamp. There were massive improvements from people who absolutely thought they couldn't dance. And now, they get to spend the rest of their lives knowing they can.
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So I sat outside a local shopping center on a warm
Saturday in early May. As parents walked by, I ignored for once, their cute and vibrant children. I focused on their faces.
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I may*actually* be ruining my marriage by using my initiating-sexy-times-voice to bait and switch a request for housework.
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You, a baby, approach a table; there's an Object on it.
-What is it?
Do you have any skill points in Common Knowledge?
-No, I put them all in Persuasive Screaming.
You can't tell what it is; you haven't put it in your mouth yet.
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The toddler, multiple times a day: I have an idea!
Us: Oh, what's your idea?
Toddler: I don't know.
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What is Twitter for, if not for getting really weird, like, 3 or 4 levels into the replies?
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*flabbergasted sounds* Friends, I barely know where to begin.
But I've made it happen. It's gonna be alright.
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I'm please to announce the 1st recipient of the DH16 HUSBAND MATERIAL certificate. This is a rigorous program involving careful observation and interview.
@SurrealistShip
needs a wife ASAP. Leaving this man single is a travesty against America's future.
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Hey, I’m the wife of a vibecamp organizer & have brought children to both vc events. My official vc with kids take 🧵
Here I'll discuss:
a) My efforts
b) A peek inside Kiddie Camp
c) Desire to expand
d) Thought on how to make it better
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Respectfully, Sir, I wear bright colors because it makes my day joyful. When I wear these clothes women and children smile and approach me.
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Hey, I’m the wife of a vibecamp organizer & have brought children to all 4 vc events. My official vc with kids take 🧵
Here I’ll discuss:
My efforts
A peek inside Kiddie Camp
Desire to expand
Ideas on how to make it better
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Is there a word for gathering pleasure from the fact that others are enjoying themselves?
As in, I created this fabulous party and now I'm tickled pink watching people have fun?
"Hosting" doesn't seem adequate.
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Did you ever encounter these as a child and if yes, what did you call them?
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Daughter, kneeling in front of the laundry basket, speaking in reverent tones:
"I'm a warrior. And I'm a girl. When am I gonna get my enemies?"
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You know what I love?
That babies actually sleep in child's pose.
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An unexpected downside of gaining a reputation as a wife and a mother (hopefully positive) is that I do not feel I can tweet about my missteps and my failures.
It leaves me feeling choked.
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Hi, I'm the wife of a vibecamp organizer and I've taken kids to all vibecamp events. A 🧵for those who've considered bringing kids to vibecamp 3 or have an interest in imagining your life with kids.
1) Overview
2) Stats
3) Ages
4) Sleeping
5) Interactions
6) Shill for vc3
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Elderly Texan: excuse me for being rude, but you're beautiful.
Ma'am, that's the aura of vibecamp you're seeing.
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JOB OFFER! JOB OFFER! JOB OFFER!
The in-between feeling has been causing a lot of internal tension lately and I'm so excited to not only move up, but have that released.
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These kinds of mixed-use, walkable legs are illegal to have in most undersea kingdoms.
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The thing none of you are willing to admit is that you'd doxx yourself for a really delectable treat.
Each. And. Every. One. Of. You.
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Okay gang,
@Lithros
's mom is worried that you are a bunch of murders or psychopaths.
To clear things up, will those of you that ARE murderers or psychopaths please raise your hand and comment below? Thanks.
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This is very much a ramble but:
I do a thing
I do it well
It makes my heart sing and my face glow
The evidence is before me. There's no more room for doubt in my heart, even though it will try to creep in. People need to dance. Together. The world is a better place when I do it
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Underrated infohazard:
Telling kids about natural disasters.
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I cannot, for the life of me, comprehend this person. But I must learn to.
If you are like this or know someone like this, please explain to me what's going on? What kind of person is this?
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When you see me at Vibecamp, please ask to hold my baby. The answer will be YES, he will love it and it will give me a nice reprieve.
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@WeftOfSoul
Our local library hosts a "touch a truck" day with tow trucks, ambulance, cement truck, school bus, stretch limo, garbage truck, back hoe...
It's a hit, the kids are allowed to sit in the driver's seats and get up close. You just can't let them beep the horns.
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Have you ever met someone & you're like, "yeah, this is what they're MEANT to do. They're absolutely in their element when doing X"? I hope you've found that for yourself.
For me, it is teaching other people to dance.
Right now, I actually believe I'm magic when I'm doing it
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Wow, my husband reading a book he enjoys is the absolute WORST. I can't get a thing done because he stops me every 45 seconds to share a passage.
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5 year old's take on chess:
"Let's play my way: Your queen marries my queen, then they have a baby."
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I've never seen anyone teach dancing from a whole-to-part perspective, and also an inside-to-outside of the body perspective.
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Which is a strange thing to say when I've been twisting myself up in worry and doubt for months.
I crossed a threshold tonight. From here on out, it has to work. This thing that I've nervously willed to life is sustainable. I guess I have to call myself an entrepreneur now.
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What color thrills you? Please post a photo below!
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The hardest part of my marriage is coming to the understanding that just as I need to sit in the (literal) sun, my husband needs to sit in melancholy and the macabre.
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We show Son *ONE* naval battle and he's walking around shirtless saying "ptchooo ptchooo. my nipples are cannons"
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Deleted all dating apps. Decided to try to meet someone the old-fashioned way: waiting for my brother to die so I can dutifully marry his spouse.
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Tonight was a real test. My own special thing. Running dance parties specifically for teenagers with "wholesome fun" as my brand. Swing dancing, folk dancing, dance instruction, dance party, snacks and conversation. First of many.
Every doubt you can imagine was flooding me.
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Weaning my son and he starts turning up the charm.
"Mommy, I like hair' (touches my curls)
"I like your nose" (boops my nose"
"Mommy, I like your arms" (strokes my arm)
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-I reach for the Object.
Make a skill check, roll 1d10; because of the height of the table, you need an 8.
-/Roll/ It's a 3
-I've unlocked Walking, so that's a + 2.
Ah, also, the Object is dangerous/breakable so that's an automatic +2.
-Arg, it's not enough.
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They're just so happy while and after dancing.
I'm SO HAPPY teaching them, watching them, dancing a little myself.
So happy, I've got a little glow going on.
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It's not my face, it's not my figure or my cute dress. It's because I'm radiating happiness and fulfillment. There's a dull sort of ache in my cheeks from trying to contain these feelings; kinda like when your face hurts from smiling so much.
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+(Party member) Hold on, I can buff you for +1 by casting "not for babies." It lasts for 5 rounds.
You grab the object.
-Alright, let's put this bad boy in my mouth!
Roll for choaking.
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Today's toddler phrases consist of:
I'm already dead
My life is over
Mommy and Daddy ruined my life
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I want to make other people happy today.
Reply to get a customized care package by midnight EST. (100% virtual)
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Turnout was great; 30% higher than predicted!!!
My friend's little studio, rented at a discount rate b/c I was so afraid I woudn't be able to cover the costs.
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If I can be a bad parent for a moment,
My toddler developing preferences has been really inconvenient
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vibecamp was my first sortie back into dance after COVID. I knew it would be perfect, had butterflies, it was very well received.
But you know, maybe that was the magic of vibecamp or maybe we were all touch starved?
Either way, it gave me the confidence to restart my dance biz.
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I am unbalanced. Off-kilter. Fraying.
Depressed or anxious, possibly both.
This isn't the first time that I've been depressed but I'm trying to do a bit better each time, trying to apply every intervention I've learned.
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I was posting advertisements and then shutting my laptop and not checking my emails for 2 days level of nervous.
Because I know I want this to work.
Because I'm scared of my success.
Because it means so much to me.
Not being hired. Running my own event.
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BIG THOUGHT:
Explicitly invite other vibecampers to engage with kids at Kiddie Camp.
Encourage non-parents to plan a short activity for the kids.
Juggling workshop==> 10 min juggling demo for kids!
Standing partner acrobats==> teach kids how to do a forward roll
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Marriages are all homemade
💞 🥺 💞
I love it
"The divorce rate is—"
The divorce rate is irrelevant. Marriages aren't a mass-produced product that just randomly breaks down half the time. They're all homemade.
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And it was meaningful for them. "It's just as amazing as my sister said." "I got to watch my brother do it & now it's my turn. Littles who'd watched their older siblings/cuz attend the dances & watched COVID put them on hiatus now got to experience the magic of dancing together.
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My skincare routine?
I take the love and adoration of my darling husband and slather it over my face each night
@animalologist
it was having such a loving and supportive husband that allowed me to finally sink into my full hotness
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The people who say your stress and mood impact the beauty of your face are absolutely right.
Immediately after the dance, I filled up my car at the gas station. A handsome man flirts with me, tells me I am very beautiful. Drives away and COMES BACK to ask for my number.
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@thinkagainer
You know, I got really into Warhammer 40K, read the Ciaphas Cain books, read the Dan Abnett books, role played a Sister of Battle, played the RTS computer games...
And I've still only got one husband and no boyfriends.
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I'm really just waiting for his guffaw from the basement.
...
Where is my GUFFAW?
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Here's my bit of woo for childbirth
call on the strength of all the mothers in your past generations and hear them cheer for you
I'm no expert, but:
⭐️ think how you can turn your environment into the coziest spa (lights, sounds, smells, etc)
⭐️ learn to rest and relax on demand in any environment (guided relaxation? eye mask? noise cancelling?)
⭐️ practice slow deep breaths till it becomes second nature
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I think the command
"STOP TOUCHING your brother! Just stop. Nobody is touching anyone. No touching!"
is the wrong way to do it
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@this_is_silvia
Silvia, this is actually really important for me to read right now, so ty for sharing.
I've been reflecting on how I become friends with people and why I haven't become friends with some people and your observation is key.
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I do not go to the beach to L O U N G E.
I go to the beach to meet the waves in single combat, to spar with the forces of nature, to test myself against the inexorable.
Then, I may take my victory in the warmth of the sun.
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-Desire to build an appreciation in single people about what family life is like
-Help more single people have fun engaging with kids
-Communicate that parenthood changes not kills a social life
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I have been awake nearly 24 hours.
This is the power of good vibes and good conversation.
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I have a plan for all of those jars
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Our Family is Victorious!
📦CARDBOARD REGATTA 🚣♀️
Let all other boats melt before us
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'C' is the tastiest letter in the English alphabet
Trying to organize my spice rack: cardamon, chili powder, cilantro, cinnamon, cloves, coriander, cumin
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Coming home from work today, my daughter pranked me by calling & pretending to be my boss admonishing me for leaving work too early.
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Effort:
Goal: open vc to parents by taking away the stress of finding a 4 day babysitter. Being a parent can be isolating, but in an event about connecting, it shouldn’t exclude you. Intergenerational spaces w/ a little extra support for parents, benefits everyone.
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New game! Find the account that's got a strikingly similar name and do a Venn Diagram!
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He's just so funny and I'm so in love
many of you make me feel sane in comparison and the value-add there is just unbeatable
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5 year old daughter, "You gotta pay attention to me so I don't hurt myself!"
@Lithros
, "I don't respond to threats."
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*GASP* I just uncovered something that could ruin
@Lithros
's entire Twitter brand...
Should I share it?
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Fellas, your lady will love this: put your face right up against hers, move your lips towards her eyes, and make slurping noises.
-My husband, in a GC somewhere, probably
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Looks like I found my husband's alt
Whenever my wife asks a question about one of our kids I interrupt with "who" like I don't recognize the name and in 16 years she hasn't laughed once
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1) Start loving your life -giving or life-sustaining body
2) Don't comment on other women's bodies and gently redirect those who do
3) Gift and read "The Care and Keeping of You" by the same people who publish the American Girl series
4) Apply more love
jesus christ how do you talk to your daughter about appearance withput making her insane. is it just impossible
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Please accept today's offering of baby laughs.
He's laughing because I'm flapping a towel at him.
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I was not prepared for the one-two-punch-knock-out that was
1) emotions of vibecamp
2) families at vc discourse
3) Spider-Man Into the Multiverse
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Desire to Expand:
-Parents who attended had a great time, tried new things, made connections.
-Generally, having children around seemed to transmit a feeling of safety & brighten the mood.
-My kids want more kids to play with
-Heard no complaints
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‼️ALERT‼️ ALERT ‼️
My husband is dancing with me.
It is the best!
🚨This has been a test of the wedding preparedness system. 🚨
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