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y’all weird.

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@sambmf
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9 years
@G_Eazy looks so happy ! 😍🙌🏼👏🏼 #geazy #SanDiego http://t.co/ZBde5c0dfY
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@sambmf
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5 years
@MIAkenn @moonlight_waves @jisselhernandzz i don’t wanna eat my food anymore, i lost my appetite
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@sambmf
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7 years
RIP Ayden, precious baby boy!! 😔💔
@topnotchnaj
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
7 years
Y'all don't understand how proud of my brother I am, he sat up all on his own today. He hasn't been sitting up, or walking in 3 weeks 😭
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@sambmf
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7 years
You guys 😍💗 @alinabaraz
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@sambmf
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6 years
focused more than ever & i ain’t gonna let any of you fuckers distract me from getting to where i wanna be
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@sambmf
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4 years
@crispyrd @Babybonnieee “where do you work?”
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@sambmf
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5 years
aw hell nah, i would’ve been pissed
@kburton_25
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5 years
RISE AND SHINE BABY! 😂😂 #Riseandshine
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@sambmf
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6 years
@Xiomaraaaa1 omg is your name really xiomara?! 😳
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@sambmf
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7 years
@_JahqueAlleyne lmao thanks new friend! good looking out ✊🏼 positive vibes only.
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@sambmf
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7 years
@6LACK you better sue!!
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@sambmf
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5 years
this single shit wack
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@sambmf
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8 years
2 years later I'm back to black. 💀
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@sambmf
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9 years
I love love love my hair 😍😍
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@sambmf
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4 years
yeeeeea this generation is dumb & love being “toxic” the fuck outta my face w that
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@sambmf
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7 years
just noticing how beautiful @russdiemon is & im stupid late, im sorry forgive me.
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@sambmf
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6 years
being nice & flirting are two different things, don’t get it twisted 😂
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@sambmf
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2 years
@tokyoodrift223 @23luvr damn 💯 what else you got for me
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@sambmf
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7 years
@_JahqueAlleyne lmao, she’s HUGE now. this was almost a year ago
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@sambmf
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5 years
@theeksd @reganlenee i’m an aquarius but Aquarius men are toxic lmao
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@sambmf
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6 years
this some different type of hurt man lol
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@sambmf
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6 years
can’t wait to feel this cute again 🙃
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@sambmf
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7 years
Imagine having this view all the time 🤤
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@sambmf
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7 years
can’t wait for my hair to be this long again & healthy 😍😭
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@sambmf
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7 years
@xoCocoRi @_JahqueAlleyne me too babe me too! 😭❤️ my heart is full of joy rn
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@sambmf
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3 years
@LoveLyricQueen_ @hoefaceresting how do you do it?! 😩😩
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@sambmf
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5 years
6 months seizure free, God is good 🙏🏼
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@sambmf
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4 years
@momodaweeb @tobzillaortobz @Bri_Legit @XtraMediumNancy @namananaimgud @thebassbaroness @rfilm_ @chris_ch75 @coldmcchicken @cityyyy___ this country is so ass lmao, they should start smh should’ve taught us about credit too 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@sambmf
x.
6 years
wow thank u
@aquarista25
Aqua world
6 years
Angels are looking after you #Aquarius 🦋🌟
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@sambmf
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7 years
w my girls or w out them I'm going Idc Idc Idc
@kburton_25
KB
7 years
SUMMER PARTY SOON! 🔥 JULY 8TH,📍WALNUT, CA DM ME FOR THE ADDY! 🕺🏽
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@sambmf
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8 years
I don't even got 2 friends....
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@sambmf
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6 years
when i say white people are weird, THEY WEIRD WEIRD.
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@sambmf
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3 years
2 years seizure free 🙏🏼 imma be emotional today bc that was a really dark time of my life & pulling myself out of a dark hole was not easy but i’m here 🥰
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@sambmf
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7 years
fuck fortnite, trynna fucktonite?
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@sambmf
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7 years
GUYS IM WEAK AF 💀💀
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@sambmf
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4 years
ready for quarantine to be overrrrrr
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@sambmf
x.
8 years
Fuck me omg
@spanishcvndy
Christina
8 years
Hello
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@sambmf
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7 years
You a pussy if you don't 🙂🙃
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@sambmf
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5 years
@shawnuncut i need to be talking to you though
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@sambmf
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5 years
@AyeItsAyolexii @kaylanicolejo i need to see some of those reviews... for a friend
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@sambmf
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5 years
9 YEARS!? hellllllll nah you ain’t going nowhere motherfucker, sleep on the damn couch
@enews
E! News
5 years
After almost 9 years together, Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler have officially called it quits. 💔
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@sambmf
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7 years
this made my entire day lmfaoooo
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@sambmf
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8 years
This is the funniest periscope ive ever seen in my life lmao
@MikeeKhoury
The Truth
8 years
LIVE on #Periscope : stuck on da side of da rode
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@sambmf
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6 years
ugh i’m mad but he right lmaoo
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@sambmf
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7 years
one of my co workers passed away last night i’m so shock, i just saw her yesterday at work... this is crazy... RIP to my friend i’ll miss you dearly. 🙏🏻❤️
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@sambmf
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8 years
Gonna throw an anti valentines party lmao
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@sambmf
x.
6 years
y’all ever regret fucking someone? lmfaaaaaabcidooooooooo
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@sambmf
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8 years
This is why I love black boys 😍😂
@DonteMacc
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8 years
When you black but you fuck with the Spanish community 😂
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@sambmf
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6 years
& the problem is....?
@Bagoveryou
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6 years
Fr tho 😂
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@sambmf
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6 years
my ass really staying in tonight AGAIN. 😂
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@sambmf
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5 years
i need a sugar daddy, tired of being broke
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@sambmf
x.
7 years
leave us aloneeeeee 🙄😂
@diegomend3z
Diego Mendez🦁
8 years
LATINAS IN A NUTSHELL 🤗
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@sambmf
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3 years
tacos de pastor w an horchata sounds so fire rn 😩🔥
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@sambmf
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7 years
Documentaries on serial killers & murder cases are my shit.
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@sambmf
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5 years
i. need. to. stop. stressing. over. shit. i. can’t. control.
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@sambmf
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7 years
ugh i love her! she’s so good! @jocelynmusic17
@ShowtimeApollo
Showtime at the Apollo FOX
7 years
. @rihanna and #Kanye fans rise up! What did you think of Jocelyn's "Four Five Seconds" performance? #ShowtimeApollo
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@sambmf
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6 years
i am very very curious on how summer ‘19 is gonna go 👀
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@sambmf
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5 years
i have no idea what to do for my 25th, this is a big deal; no kids, my parents should be proud of me. 😂
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@sambmf
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10 years
Lugo is still fucking wack, so is Chino lmao.
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@sambmf
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9 years
My parents are going to Vegas in 3 weeks & im gonna have the house to myself for a whole weekend, y'all know what that means 😏😏😏
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@sambmf
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5 years
if i curved you, i’m sorry come back lmao
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@sambmf
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6 years
if i have a carne asada who’s coming lmao
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@sambmf
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6 years
i was at chuck e. cheese today thinking to myself “yeaaa, this is why i don’t want kids” 🙂
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@sambmf
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6 years
sending unexpected booty pics are good for their soul.
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@sambmf
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7 years
i’m gonna be single forever & its allll my fault. i don’t reply to anyone hang out w anyone, i don’t like opening up to anyone, i don’t let anyone in, i don’t get attached i avoid that 100%, perro sabes que. fuck itttt lol
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@sambmf
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5 years
& im officially moved out 🙏🏼
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@sambmf
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8 years
Idk how many times I've watched this already lol
@DonteMacc
📚
8 years
LMFAOOO I FREESTYLED OVER MY EX's Moan 😂😂🔥
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@sambmf
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8 years
Like a 4 to me, my nose hurt waaay more.
@spanishcvndy
Christina
8 years
Ladies with nipple piercings how bad was the pain
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@sambmf
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5 years
happy healthy relationships all 2020 ✨
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@sambmf
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5 years
clean room, out the shower, clean sheets & blankets, aaaand i’m faded; imma sleep like a baby tonight 🤤
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@sambmf
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9 years
Promise me @G_Eazy you'll keep on running like you naturally do bc that's the shit you been on. 😊
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@sambmf
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4 years
oh shit it’s pride month? i’m strictly dickly but i love my friends 🏳️‍🌈 y’all know who y’all are <3
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@sambmf
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7 years
i was in the shower my dad knocks on the door over exaggerating yelling my name so i get out w my towel i’m like what happened panicking, i thought something happened & my dad goes “necesito cagar” 😑😒
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@sambmf
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6 years
YOU GUYS. some girl was passsssed out in her car in the middle of the street right i got out of my moms car to help her i woke her up made sure she’s good, NOW SHES EATING TAMALES DRINKING A BEER W MY FAM! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@sambmf
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7 years
@austin_dually that’s what i’m saying! but you cant please everyone lol
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@sambmf
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5 years
who gonna let me drunk text em tonight
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@sambmf
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6 months
send me a package too 😫😂
@vrcmxo
-ˋˏ ༻𝓝𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪༺ ˎˊ-
6 months
My coworker hasn’t had sex in 3 years and finally has a bf and they’re planning a cabin trip. I told her imma make her a care package with condoms, lube, honey packet, pink kitty pill, some throat spray, and tequila shots. 😆
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@sambmf
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3 years
jenny 69’s song is even worse than that little 10 second clip 😂😭😂
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@sambmf
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5 years
going to chino tomorrow to see my putas <3
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@sambmf
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5 years
hoes don’t excite me
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@sambmf
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7 years
Why you gotta put us on blast like that for 😩
@OGCORLIN
Corlin.
7 years
If she gives you her snapchat instead of her number she's not really feeling you
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@sambmf
x.
5 years
he broke & a cheater? smh he can only pick one sheesh
@_Dezme1995
Nathalie ♏️💕
5 years
Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴀss ɢᴜʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴏɴ ʜᴀs 70 ғᴜᴄᴋᴇɴ ᴄᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ .. Tғ..
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@sambmf
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4 years
my niece & i were brushing our teeth together & she goes “you’re learning how to be a mom w me... you’re gonna be a cool mom” 🥺🥺 i——
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@sambmf
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5 years
the thought of even getting to know someone allll over again is exhausting & im good lol
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@sambmf
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7 years
got a car today, super blessed 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@sambmf
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6 years
imma pin this bc this is my fav video rn
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@sambmf
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5 years
2020 will be my year because i fucking said so
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@sambmf
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9 years
Wow, I haven't felt like this towards a guy for awhile... Kinda scared.
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@sambmf
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4 years
i wanna go to the beach :(
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@sambmf
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5 years
been a little stressed out lately i broke down to my mom last night & she said “as long as you have me, mommy won’t let you down” 🥺 & i cried some more 😭
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@sambmf
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5 years
he got 1000 dicks in his mouth in 10 seconds 😂
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@sambmf
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5 years
rihanna >> beyonce fight me idgaf
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@sambmf
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6 years
i don’t like sexting, either you come do something about it or shut up
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@sambmf
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6 years
this generation is trash, makes me not wanna have kids at all
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@sambmf
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7 years
reason why i don't drop mine 💁🏻🤷🏻‍♀️😂
@macktology101
Chubbs Peterson
10 years
Dropping your hoes during the talking period is like quitting your job just cuz you bought a lotto ticket
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@sambmf
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8 years
Cuddling & taking naps is the best shit ever 😍😩
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