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@MikeeKhoury

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@MikeeKhoury
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⚡️ “Story Time Bitch” by @MikeeKhoury
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I been fuckin with my neighbor for the last couple weeks and he just sent me this😂😂😂😂😂
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I’m fuckin pissed
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@MikeeKhoury
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how are the impractical jokers still pranking people in public like if they tried that shit on me I'd be like "sal stop it"
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That one time I threw a party
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 who the fuck are u the relationship police
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we tried lol
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@MikeeKhoury
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“world hunger is a myth because I ate breakfast this morning”
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Look at all this global warming
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@MikeeKhoury
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so this why ya girl get mad when u like another girl IG pic lol
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Lmao a thought process
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soooo anybody need a date to a wedding
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@MikeeKhoury
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I got finessed in the drive thru
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That One Time I Smoked Weed
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@MikeeKhoury
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just found out girls get sad sometimes
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@MikeeKhoury
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guys are calling me gay for letting my girlfriend put makeup on me.... my girlfriend... the girl I quite literally have sex with............ ???????
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@MikeeKhoury
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bro this ain’t even a competition.. eric cartman once murdered a kids parents then made chili out of them and fed it to the kid....then he licked the boys tears when he started crying over it... all because he got finessed out of $16.12
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@MikeeKhoury
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imagine me asking my best friend to put on some yoga pants and cuddle with me to piss off some girl lmaooooooooo girls are the devil
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@MikeeKhoury
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what I would do if I seen a clown
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@MikeeKhoury
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That one time I got kicked out of a football game
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@MikeeKhoury
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so this the new wave huh
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@MikeeKhoury
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That one time I got lost on a mountain
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@MikeeKhoury
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this boy killed my cousin and people really out here talkin bout free his ugly ass fuck anybody talkin about free him lol keep his bitch ass and anybody else that think they tough for pulling a trigger
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@MikeeKhoury
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hit her with the elbow for the people
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That One Time I Got Expelled From School
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@MikeeKhoury
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the way he said “fuckin loser” has me tearing up😂😂😂😂
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@MikeeKhoury
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a hero is born
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@MikeeKhoury
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r u my little sister
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I’m dropping out and here’s why
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let’s put aside our differences blacks whites gays straights pOLiTicS none of that shit matters what truly matters is getting to area 51 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖚 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓼
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@MikeeKhoury
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damn this kanye drake travis scott ariana grande nicki minaj pete davidson cardi b offset beef crazy
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@MikeeKhoury
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TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD😂😂😂😂
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@MikeeKhoury
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practicing to meet my girls father
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My First Fight
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@MikeeKhoury
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rate my kitten
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That One Time I Fought A Dog
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@MikeeKhoury
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if u guys make anyone else go viral in 2017... please make it this fathers instagram account for hotel carpets
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All I Want For Christmas is for my Dad’s hotel carpet instagram to go viral, please help this happen
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have u been sucking fruit roll ups with other guys yes or no
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@MikeeKhoury
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I swear I thought I knew what was coming
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@MikeeKhoury
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Gregory & Preston: An Inspirational Story
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“I thought u liked me” lmaooooo
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That One Time I Almost Died In A Car Crash
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@MikeeKhoury
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how do I give them 6 stars
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last night my uber gave me a menu on what kind of ride i wanted ,
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That One Time I Got Detention
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the party was poppin tho
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That One Time I Got Lost At Myrtle Beach
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hit em with the vocals one time
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@MikeeKhoury
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keep liking my tweets and we gon endup like dis
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@MikeeKhoury
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always defend ur girl🔑
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@MikeeKhoury
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in honor of 4/20 throwback to the ONE time that I smoked weed
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That One Time I Smoked Weed
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so my wisdom teeth coming in
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I can't stop laughing 😂
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@MikeeKhoury
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don't fuck up the flow of the merge #Merging101WithMike
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@MikeeKhoury
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“nah go back with ur caucasian family TAY TAY” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@MikeeKhoury
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excuse my language but America is a big ol fuckin circus
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That One Time I Got Knocked Out With A Baseball
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@MikeeKhoury
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I cannot stop laughing
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First day on the job ..... this finna be a breeze 🙅🏾‍♂️😭
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@MikeeKhoury
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get a puppy they said it’ll be fun they said
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@MikeeKhoury
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went to the dentist today
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@MikeeKhoury
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bitch tell me why I just sat here and watched the whole damn thing
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@MikeeKhoury
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he said he saw the ROOF coming off the house “but then I sat back down cuz I only had a couple people left in my game” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When there's a tornado but you're in the middle of a game of Fortnite >>
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@MikeeKhoury
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we all gon look so dumb playing music for our children😂😂
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@MikeeKhoury
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when I finish binge watching 6 seasons of Game of Thrones to catch up to everyone
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@MikeeKhoury
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damn somebody be tay’s friend
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That One Time I Got Hacked
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this how it be after y’all break up lmao
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@MikeeKhoury
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I just ran across two weird guys in a gas station
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@MikeeKhoury
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I am a gun owner I am a conceal carry permit holder (and in MD, I definitely had to jump thru hoops to get it) I’m a “good guy with a gun” but I’d gladly give that up if it meant that children would stop getting murdered at school
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@MikeeKhoury
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Ya boy out here sticking this jawnt to everything @GOATcase
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did u guys ever stop to think that the sun just mooned us
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stressed
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