Citizen and Patriot. The older I get, the less concerned about witches I become. The people who burned them at the stake, however, scare the shit out of me.
@EricLevitz
What’s wrong, Eric?
Not comfortable with the realization that we hate you with the same vehement passion you hate us?
Or is it that you see yourself as similar to the victim: effete and unable to protect yourself?
Combining the two must be REALLY unsettling…
@TheSportsBully1
That is Wyoming Josh.
Wyoming Josh wanted to win. Everything and Always.
Wyoming Josh spent his off seasons bonding with his team.
We now have Hollywood Josh.
Hollywood Josh is a headcase who plays lots of golf and fumes that he was not anointed MVP.
We miss Wyoming Josh.
@TraciiGuns
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Well, my family certainly was.
If you are some sort of Ellis Island latecomer, just say “Thank You” and be on your merry way.
@GeeklyGoods
Yes.
You are correct.
I have NEVER seen someone of that demographic angrily jibbering at top volume.
I mean, like, how did she ever find the inner insight to project a character in such a way.
Truly an astounding work of unparalleled originality.
@StephenKing
Morgan Freeman Voice:
“And like the dozens of times he promised to leave Twitter if his opinions and desires were not given sway, his radio remained safe as a kitten…for Mr. King, unlike the men who so vexed him, had no honor and could not keep his word.”
@B_Nsty
You do understand that our language predated our knowledge of your putrid existence, do you not?
Additionally, calling you “black” is a courtesy. There are far more accurate descriptions available.
@ButtholeOutlaw
Hierarchical play structures are a sign of ableist white supremacy, and a result of centuries of oppression.
It is a good and morally correct thing that no children are being exposed to such blatant hate-filled paradigms.
@Holden114
Morgan Freeman Narrates
“And that was the last we ever heard of Holden. Some say he went West, others that he is buried underneath a hibiscus in the yard...”
@KRS_JAC
@malodorouscarny
Nothing weird about it.
My ex wife bred and showed dachshunds. I ate hot dogs in front of them all the time as a means of asserting dominance.
@StefanMychajliw
@nypost
How utterly condescending to describe our righteous rage as “a mood.”
Save it. Go have your 360 and a good cry. Then audition for a spot on The View.
@RealHickory
@real_miss_kim
It starts with every loyal sheriff in the country requiring all Federal agents in their jurisdiction to surrender all firearms in their possession.
@markpoloncarz
So you want people to see your extreme BLM kneeling?
Ok.
Can do.
When are you going to be honest with your constituents and admit that you kneel quite frequently?
#ExtremeBLMSocialistMarkPoloncarz
@AetiusRF
@PoptartReborn
“Its 11:00. Do you know where your Good Commies are?”
“Before we turn it over to Amy with today’s Accuweather, here’s our daily roundup of Good Commies”
“SkyChopper 7 brings you an inside look at making Good Commies”
“Tonight on Bart’s People, Good Commies in your neighborhood”
@buzzy_gran
Something no civilian should ever have be allowed to own. I say this as a former Royal Spetsnaz MARSOC Team 69 Delta Ranger who was in Pickett’s Charge at the Battle of Cannae San.
@krus_chiki
@UsagikoNat
Yeah, well...as an ex DeltaBeretSealTeam600MARSOCRanger I can say with authority that everybody knows a fully semiautomatic 12 caliber shotgun with hollow point clips is the only viable CCW option.
My family owns many backpack nukes, too.
Get some training noob.
@news4buffalo
Awwww.
The Elmwood Village libs who voted for generations of Democrats and believe that Diversity Is Our Strength are suffering the consequences their actions????
What a shame.
@MKarbo
I lost a springer to a couple of rottweilers in a similar fashion. The owner was well known to police as a tainer of dogs for trap houses.
There was not much the police could do except give me his address and let me know their response time to calls from his house would be slow.
@SonsOfLibertyGW
The Korean War vet across my street died recently. He will be missed for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was his tactical acumen paired with a finely tuned sense about people. He called one neighbor “Sandbag”, in reference to his only value when SHTF.
@JoeSilverman7
Black Labs Matter, and because they do, we must ensure that Cuddly Retriever Theory continues to be taught in our kitchens, living rooms, and most importantly horizontally across the center of out beds. Pizza is a critical component of CRT. NO PIZZA/NO PEACE.
@seattlejohn
@murphyjm61
There are no “blue states”, only blue cities.
Those cities rely on food and energy from the surrounding red areas. A Texas free to pursue its own energy policy, and free from the shackles prohibiting cruel and unusual punishment would do just fine.
@RomanGoddess72
Nobody dropped the ball.
The same people who built him and put him in the facility let him go.
Just wait for the horrors they will unleash as the election draws closer.
@monsterhunter45
One word:
Gridlock.
Imagine what happens to YOUR city when the traffic signals do not work. How do food and water, not to mention things like medical supplies (including the drugs you need to take every day to keep the ticker ticking and the crazy at bay) get to you?