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The only real heroes in the world are regular people. Regular people join the military. Regular people become cops and firemen. Regular people are good moms, dads, aunts, and uncles. Regular people are the flywheels that power the machineries of joyful democracy.
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@KAKflipflopgirl
Report their gainful employment to the IRS and the Department of the Treasury. If they're keeping their rent money, they're cheating on their taxes, most likely.
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@ctlong1
You don't understand how that violated the crew's boundaries? You *were* acting like a person in questionable mental health. No "lol" about it.
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@StephenKing
be able to control, where your body and its various parts are, in time and space, to swing correctly.
Whereas, to sign several tens of executive orders, you only have to keep consulting your earpiece, or your Post-It Note, which says to you, "Go ahead! Sign it!">>>
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@StephenKing
Because you have to have decent short-term memory and proprioception to play golf. You have to know what task you're completing, from the time you push the tee into the grass, until the time you follow through after swinging the club. You also have to know, and >>>
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@cameron_kasky
Nah.
Find that special someone.
Get married.
Have kids.
Give them love, and a good life.
Think globally by acting locally.
Or, as Voltaire's _Candide_ learned to do, "tend your own garden." (Which is just down the street from Dorothy Gale's "never look farther than [your]>>>
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@jaketapper
@NBA
@Disney
@realDonaldTrump
Really?? Because, from where I'm sitting, conservatives are the only ones who have been condemning China for anything.
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@AllisonEMoss2
@DLoesch
"Our media"?
That doesn't sound controlling and fascist. Nope. Not at all.
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@usminority
That's textbook turning the other cheek. That's like a parable. That's the Christian thing to do.
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@CalebJHull
It's GORGEOUS. These are the people who actually went out and DID all those things that most people only do in video games. These are heroes.
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@chaz_updates
I'm evil. I'm hoping that there's coincidentally something in that soil that leaches into the veggies and sterilizes them.
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@venessawong
Journalism isn't supposed to be a make-work for people who did really well at writing term papers. It's supposed to be for people with some degree of ethics who want the truth known. There are too many journalists employed, right now, as it is.
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@KayInMD
@Foxyfloof
@necro_pumpkin
@theGunrun
@Daikonquest
@rukiscroax
Or people with tiny apartments.
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@cameron_kasky
"own backyard.")
Be a good husband, father, and citizen, and you've done more than enough. And that's the best way to show the world that you're a survivor.
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@chadfelixg
Shit like this is why I currently own two pre-1970s Compact Unabridged Oxford English Dictionaries. They were expensive, but, they're great reality checks: It's harder to be gaslit if you know you *weren't* just imagining that something happened or existed.
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@AOC
It's REALLY WEIRD that a woman who grew up in the New York/New Jersey area has a hard time working the word, "Jews" or "Jewish" into her tweets. Don't worry. For those of us who aren't self-loathing, it isn't a slur.
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@Leahgreenb
"Commander-"
Guy who gives the orders.
"In-Chief"
The top one of whatever job title was just mentioned.
He's the very tippy-top of all the armed forces guys and gals in the entire country. Even a five-star General and the Secretaries of the various branches >>>
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@ewarren
It's time to tax *everyone* far less, and for you to take a pay cut.
Now, more than ever.
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@jennife34003906
@mhdksafa
They're not hearing propaganda.
They're engaging in critical thinking.
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@RaheemKassam
@monaeltahawy
@rerutled
I wonder which masjid she's affiliated with. And what the imam, there, thinks of her behavior and appearance.
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@happyqueer
@nhannahjones
Or what her mothers keep saying to each other.
Point is, that's not a child's thought.
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@trishimal25
@mamoun_linda
@UCLA
Imagine organizing an entire protest around anti-Semitic death threats and not expecting any blowback.
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@BashfulFred
Hedy Lamarr helped invent the tech that eventually became cellular phone transmission and reception.
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@BillySantoroXXX
@nytimes
Not that what you said isn't thoroughly vile, but, on the left, you'll find a picture of her as she looked when he did this to her.
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@CasperFox
Economic sanctions?
Do you not get that blue people would have to actually go outside and enforce this crap, if there were real secessions? Like, when is the last time you "adulted" without expecting a reward for it?
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I can't name names, but, could you all please help me pray for someone?
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I ordered some Chicken in a Biskit crackers. I've never had them. It's time, I think.
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@redsteeze
What on God's green Earth were the Cuomos like in high school and college? This kind of weird doesn't just spring into being. It's a collection of habits.
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@rebeccajoc
@KAKflipflopgirl
The IRS is in the camp of making each of us pay as much as possible into the fund from which they draw their salaries.
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@jlambstl
@marxandlennon
Look at her face. Also, this isn't the position most moms are in when they offer a breast to a baby.
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@wil_da_beast630
Also, the one in Ukraine isn't full of "doctors" who hide toddler hostages in tunnels.
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@Variety
So, Anne Boleyn gets to be beheaded so that her husband can marry someone else, and, then, treated like she was only ever a myth or an archetype, in the first place, as her personal, individual identity is reduced to a film role that can be played by anyone.
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@JoeBiden
@razihashmi
Shut.
Up.
It's Thanksgiving. A celebration of getting along. You know, the unity you claim to want so much? What do you think you're doing, exactly?
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@Imamofpeace
@IlhanMN
I freaking love you. The last imam I liked this much was Idries Shah, when I read The Way of the Sufi.
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@BjornIronsights
It makes my heart glad that there are still men who own bowling balls and their own bowling shoes.
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@MeadowGood
@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y
I feel sorry for any asthmatics your kid comes across. Shaming random strangers for not wearing a device that may have serious negative effects on their health, is not acceptable.
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Does this count as a boob pic?
I'm wearing my "i am the kwisatz haderach" shirt.
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@cap44031
Have fun finding a Leftist contractor who's up to speed on regulations, techniques, and materials; and who will get the job done by the deadline.
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@sezmohammed
@XkeepsmilinX
Sounds a lot like the story of Mary Beth Tinning, whose infants' early deaths of asphyxia were the case that was the core evidence for Sudden Infant Death Syndrome being genetic: It turned out that she was a Munchausen's by proxy mother. A serial murderer of her own babies.
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@RealJamesWoods
My shrink offered me such a letter. I got a score in the mid 1250s or 1260s, despite taking the test under the same strictures as everyone else. I have numeric dyslexia.
I am damn proud of myself.
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@AHelleneAuthor
🙄🙄🙄🙄
If you're going to be a slut for any length of time (and I know this from experience), you can't go around expecting people to treat you like a lady. What's done is done. The only being who ever offered a clean slate was God. Everyone else is human.
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@maxeden99
Jeeeeeez.
How weird is it that "Huntsman" and "Weaver" are both words used to describe huge, terrifying spiders?
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@sorregirl
@jemelehill
Coyotes are smugglers of human beings. Try Googling before you simply assume you know everything.
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@Undershafted
@adamcarolla
I think the only thing about Kimmel that Carolla is bothered by is that Kimmel seems to have given up their once-shared profession, comedy.
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@DavidAFrench
Let's all cower in fear and get really offended that someone is out there winning, and take his positive attitude personally, instead of being happy that at least one American is beating the odds while fighting for us.
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This is why we hate al-Quaeda. Not because they're Muslims. But because they want the rest of us DEAD. Including other Muslims.
i wrote this 3 years ago today and have shared it on 9/11 bc every time i wonder if i’m being overly dramatic or if the threat from al Qaeda in Pakistan was real. a part of me wants to think the former is true, when all the evidence points to the latter.
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@BridgetPhetasy
With all due respect, walking through mud is part of cleaning out a swamp. Being squeamish about touching the mud doesn't make you more virtuous. It makes you less willing to make a productive decision. To cut yourself off, clean, from your old, destructive voting habits.
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@clairlemon
Thanks, but I happen to have been molested. It's less an obsession with me, and more a matter of vigilance against others having to go through it.
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Awwwwwww!
Australian ‘Easter Bunny’ - a potoroo with her wee babe - eating strawberries 🍓🍓 at Cleland Wildlife Park
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@SirajAHashmi
@jimmykimmel
God bless you.
He was much better as Adam Carolla's dumber half on The Man Show, and Ben Stein's vault monkey on Win Ben Stein's Money.
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@propagaming
@RoseAndWolf_
@kittynouveau
"PUT ON THE SUIT, JADEN! IT'S ALMOST DINNER TIME, AND, YOUR FATHER AND I WANT TO EAT WITH KYLE.
"NOT.
"YOU!!"
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@mdrache
Um.
Nooooooo! People will develop DIY habits! Pretty soon, they'll want to own homes. And BUILD THEIR OWN DECKS.
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@michellemalkin
I was in a bar, and there was a white Boomer garage band playing British Invasion songs. The lead singer looked kind of in my direction and sang, "get back! Get back! Get back to where you once belonged!"
But he had apparently mistaken me for an acquaintance named>>>
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THIS IS AWESOME.
This custom shirt with magnetic buttons was created for Lincoln, who has cerebral palsy. His reaction after dressing himself for the first time says it all. ❤️
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@russrn
@riotkitchen206
They declared war on America after slandering America. They vowed, publicly, to break the laws of the United States of America in a calculated and organized fashion. That is a cession of citizenship, and, thus, of the rights of a citizen. This is civil defense, not fascism.
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@Machovell1an
I don't have the people paying for a castle, a personal tailor, a group of personal trainers, and a chef.
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@JohnCleese
You may think that only Trump supporters are cheapening themselves, here, but, this kind of mass-produced joke cheapens you.
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@Wolfe321
@SulomeAnderson
@yashar
@michaeldweiss
What do you think the others who lost their jobs were? Crisis actors?
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@bfnewsunion
Journalism isn't supposed to be a make-work for people who did really well at writing term papers. It's supposed to be for people with some degree of ethics who want the truth known. There are too many journalists employed, right now, as it is.
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@sezmohammed
@XkeepsmilinX
The doctor, Steinschneider, who published the paper that introduced the idea of genetic SIDS wanted to get famous and be powerful. He bullied the nurses he worked with to report that Marybeth was interacting normally with her children, etc.
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@LawyerAndyPhD
That's actually not so. That would only be arguable if your account were locked. If you don't want to be quoted? Don't say anything.
Don't they still teach lawyers about not leaving a paper trail?
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@nypost
This looks like Casual Friday all over America. There is nothing fashionable or groundbreaking about this. She's just bringing her officewear with her to DC.
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My father, a physician who is in his 70s, has been drafted into service doing electronic triage for COVID-19. He was all but retired, but, during 9/11, he signed on for emergency city medical service in whatever capacity he could at the time. Proud of him!
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@limitlessjest
@DaybookJobs
@RobinhoodApp
Not so fast, dude. Corporate dicksucking jobs should go to women, in honor of the new administration. That job is mine.
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One of the worst possible names for a daughter is, in my opinion, "Cadaverine."
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"SIR! I am building my home! If you will please stop squishing my butt?!"
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@LeighTauss
The thing about constantly calling for revolution is that you forget that you don't get to pick the soldiers.
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@willchamberlain
And I don't even have a Bachelor's Degree, but I know that I understand these issues better than she appears to.
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@PhilMcCrackin44
"Kamala told me this facial muscle exercise would be good for my political career."
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@kh_culver
There's a gap in your mask. Also, if there's no filter tucked into it, it isn't up to specs, anyway. The optimal kind of mask for everyday people is *disposable*. Unless your washing machine reaches temperatures above 212°F, you're just >>>
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