NotJustinLawGuy
@NotJustinLaw
Followers
652
Following
285
Media
861
Statuses
9,790
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Into the Depth with YUTA
• 40114 Tweets
TEN FIREWORK IT
• 36660 Tweets
ORM BKK INTER CATWALK
• 33748 Tweets
#素のまんま
• 28647 Tweets
JACK AND JOKER FLEXTALK
• 19597 Tweets
SB19 LIVE
• 18548 Tweets
タリーズ
• 18161 Tweets
True Way Of Worship
• 16239 Tweets
紫耀くん
• 15525 Tweets
Mauritius
• 13187 Tweets
マックス
• 12172 Tweets
Chagos Islands
• 11411 Tweets
コータロー
• 11298 Tweets
OHMLENG HAPPINESS FAIR
• 11046 Tweets
イグナイター
• 10860 Tweets
チカッパ
• 10730 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
I'm not him, but if you followed JustinLawGuy but not me, that's kind of rude.
3
1
22
It's end of the month time, when biglaw likes to focus on mental health.
2
77
1K
JUST SITTING HERE BEGGING PEOPLE NOT TO ADMIT TO THEIR FEDERAL CRIMES ON TIKTOK
21
91
1K
@SSantiagoMayer
@SnarkedUpLawyer
The problem with this is that young voters are always extraordinarily liberal and become more conservative over time, at least as between the two voting parties.
Time is their enemy, but it's also their friend.
31
1
519
"it's probably fake" WELL DEFINITELY DON'T ADMIT TO COMMITTING CRIMES YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY COMMIT ON TIKTOK EITHER.
2
4
300
EX PARTE SIDEBAR
WOW! Copeland's attorney asked to approach the bench. The state followed her up there. When the defense went to head up there, Judge Glanville said, "I don't believe you have the right to be up here."
#YSL
#YoungThug
39
63
469
9
13
255
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever won a Supreme Court case, and then got to spend several pages on a brief in a different case shoving it in the Government's face as to why they lose that case because of the decision, too?
15
6
233
@TiredBambooLaw
It's actually true that you can use a small business to commit a large amount of tax fraud and probably get away with it as long as you are not randomly audited *OR ADMIT TO DOING SO ON SOCIAL MEDIA*
1
3
200
I've been searching long and hard for the part of the Constitution where the President is immune from all prosecutions, and I'm also looking long and hard at the Court's precedents to that effect, and somehow I am coming up totally blank.
14
18
192
@msolurin
To be clear, they don't care about this one venture Capital fund. They are coming for UNCF, HBCUs, any charity that serves a particular interest group, from the NAACP to CAIR.
4
19
179
Sooo I have a math question.
20
5
133
Jews are not Israel, do not protest a religion, do not do this.
Just drove past a protest outside the Capital Jewish Museum.
91
163
579
7
27
121
@TheFlagGuy_
@mheido03
@AOC
@JakeSherman
@WOLPalestine
"It's okay to misrepresent what people say if you don't like them"
1
0
120
@SSantiagoMayer
@SnarkedUpLawyer
I definitely need citations for both those points but in particularly the latter one.
4
0
106
@LissaJoStewart
I think there is something quite amazing about the fact that her father was a homophobic show choir director and every single one of his children are lgbqt.
2
1
95
If Josh Shapiro had said about black people what he had said about Arabs when he was in college, nobody would accept "My views have changed" and moved on.
7
10
89
Attorneys, if somebody outside your organization compliments your work, and a junior attorney did the first draft or substantially aided, make sure to mention it. Nobody will think less of you by giving credit where it's deserved.
3
14
86
Every Democrat who wants him to be replaced (including me!) is still going to vote for him because we're not insane.
Somehow the same poll has 47% of Democrats wanting Joe Biden to be replaced
50% among Democrats who watched the debate
44
13
334
5
5
78
The amount of people who have taken this tweet seriously blows my mind.
Yes, law school casebooks may seem expensive, but in practice you will be referring to them every day for the rest of your career.
203
18
456
3
1
73
@hannnahmmarie
So easy, just graduate the top of your class from a top three law school, be independently wealthy, and set boundaries. 😇
1
0
67
@timotheeej
@youwouldntpost
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT THEM"
"Shoot....shoot the tourists?"
"YES IT'S EASY JUST WATCH"
0
0
65
A lot of people are putting Way too much thought into the immunity. Decision.
Things that The supreme court wants immune from prosecution will be, things they don't want, won't.
That will turn on the crime, the politics, and the partisan benefit....
8
7
64
I don't understand, is she bragging that she didn't do a Section 1981 violation or is she bragging that she doesn't get fired for wearing an Israeli pin the way supporters of Palestine get fired for wearing the Palestinian one?
She wears a hijab, her expressive face exposed.
Her daughter wears a black niqab, and brings her to chemotherapy appointments. She only has her eyes exposed, and her right fingertip, which she cut off her black glove so she can use her phone.
My ID has an Israeli flag pin.
144
39
895
0
8
61
E Jean Carroll going to be a billionaire by the end of this
Trump on E. Jean Carroll Case: I've never met this woman. I don't know this woman. And I'm supposed to pay a ridiculous amount of money for a fictional story.
717
557
3K
5
0
61
@segalmr
My judge would say that if a trial judge really made seven reversible errors, he should be impeached.
0
0
62
He should run for Congress then
Americans are 'getting whacked' by too many laws and regulations, Justice Gorsuch says in a new book
527
166
741
4
0
55
I've never really sat here and yelled at people for making money for a living, but just thinking aloud there were lawyers who litigated breach of contract cases during the third Reich and I'm wondering what that must have felt like, to use your law degree like that at that time.
10
2
52
6
0
52
Somebody needs to explain to me why fee awards in *bankruptcy cases* are like this
7
0
47
Justice gorsuch is so libertarian he's willing to allow the state to kill an innocent person even when the government admits they violated the constitution.
NEW: The Supreme Court DENIES a stay of execution for Marcellus Williams. All three liberals dissent.
730
3K
7K
4
7
48
There is an active, ongoing campaign by certain pro Israel organizations to reach out to the employers or educators of any pro Palestinian voices on social media and get them fired/expelled. Even if you don't support palestine, now is the time to be an ally for colleagues.
2
9
44
There needs to be a technical solution to the problem of having to unload the dishwasher every day.
20
0
43
@SaraBWarf
I don't hate the blue book, I can't hate something that is irrelevant and that I never use.
2
0
42
@KinseyAndrew
@jacopocomin
This is completely unnecessary if your witness can give a 3-hour answer to the question "what's you name?"
1
0
41
Look, Fikre was a team effort that obviously went well beyond just me on the merits team - I just played my part. But I also want to note that it could not have been done without cross-ideological support, the kind that is often poo-pooed around here.
3
1
39
Conservatives continue to believe in a right to be liked. 🤷
Imagine working your ass off (doubly so as a conservative), getting a dream appointment at YALE, and then having your moment dampened by people on Twitter shrieking because you clerked for the wrong Supreme Court Justice or w/e. Fuck off!
27
4
123
2
3
38
Except it's illegal throughout the United States because of the supremacy clause and because Congress is dumb.
2
3
39
Me, in DC: "I'm a civil rights lawyer focusing on prisoner's rights."
Me, in the South among white people with money: "I'm a religious rights lawyer."
#NoLie
1
1
38
Her bio literally says "free speech good"
I talk a lot of trash about BigLaw, and most of it is deserved. But sometimes they do important things like represent victims of terrorism in a lawsuit that connects the dots between Hamas and Students for Justice in Palestine. This is a massive deal, filed today in the Eastern
86
1K
5K
4
1
37
I don't want to pick on Michelle but I never understood people super worried about telegraphing their theory of the case. The point of Discovery is to do exactly that, so that you can present a clear and concise explanation of why you win.
Another reason why attempts at “gotcha” moments are generally a bad idea in depositions: you reveal way too much about your theory of the case. The lawyer the past two days didn’t get any useful testimony but sure showed us a ton of his cards.
20
3
172
11
0
36
This is a crime, the person responsible should be prosecuted.
A Christian veteran has torn down and beheaded the Satanic Temple Statue in the Iowa State Capitol, via
@RepubSentinel
1K
719
8K
5
2
33
@hannnahmmarie
The swedish pole vaulter was born in the United States to an American father and a Swedish mother and My favorite thing about him is he can't speak swedish, because every time he tries to learn swedes just speak English to him.
0
2
36
@writeclimbrun
@BadLegalTakes
He's probably right that the supreme Court wouldn't give Biden immunity, but that's because the supreme Court wasn't creating a rule that applied to anyone other than Trump.
2
0
35
This is unacceptable, although it's my understanding this was done by non students, and supporters of Palestinian rights need to make sure they condemn this behavior and distance themselves from it.
Jewish students get harassed trying to leave
@Columbia
’s campus tonight. You can hear someone yell “Yehudim Yehudim”- “Jews Jews.” They curse and yell “go back to Poland.” Antisemitism has become the new normal here.
600
1K
4K
2
9
36
So as a Jew I need to support ethnic cleansing abroad and corruption at home? The v'hafta sure has changed.
1
3
35
1
0
34
Alito's assertions that abortion would now be up to the democratic process and not courts seems like it's going great.
Arizona Supreme Court: "Physicians are now on notice that all abortions, except those necessary to save a woman's life, are illegal"
The law from 1864 will take effect in 14 days, unless a court approves a stay of enforcement.
107
378
960
6
5
33
12yo got in trouble in Hebrew School today when he was asked for something Israel invented and he said "open air prisons."
1
0
34
Oral argument today, I have both the facts and the law on my side, but I'm against the government, so let's spin the standing/mootness/remedy/immunity wheel-of-avoiding-responsibility
2
1
32
1
0
32
For the last fucking time, supporting Palestine rights is not anti-Semitic. There's actual anti-Semitism out there, go do that instead of trying to silence legitimate free expression.
University of Connecticut - the school’s notorious rock was vandalized with a Palestinian flag & “Stop the Genocide”.
Jewish students make up approx. 15% of the total student body at UConn.
Imagine seeing this after 1300 Israelis were massacred by Hamas terrorists and this is
731
2K
6K
2
5
29
Have the confidence of somebody willing to walk around Twitter saying they conspire with the government to commit constitutional violations.
I represent victims & witnesses every day in MA criminal cases. When defense wants their entire phones, I ask the DA if they can delete personal irrelevant communications. The answer is always yes bc defense is not entitled to personal irrelevant information from ANY witness-EVER
164
14
114
1
1
31
One can understand what happened in Israel as part of a brutal occupation in which the harm inflicted was only a fraction of the harm suffered by Palestinians over the past whatever time frame, without suggesting that condemning the deaths of hundreds of civilians is.......
2
2
31
Me to the Government at oral argument when they try to distinguish.
1
0
31
@espinsegall
If only there was some sort of constitutional Amendment disqualifying people who commit insurrections from running for president again.
3
2
30
Has everybody now figured out that the courts the Republicans spent decades trying to stack are not going to protect us from the Republicans?
0
7
31
Excited for people to learn that there's not a "but a United States Senator told me it was okay" defense to murder.
I encourage people who get stuck behind the pro-Hamas mobs blocking traffic: take matters into your own hands to get them out of the way.
It's time to put an end to this nonsense.
9K
3K
17K
6
0
31
My favorite part about the Constitution is how it only protects your rights if and to the extent Congress permits it too, exactly how the supreme law of the land is supposed to work.
My Bivens algorithm:
1. Are you literally the Bivens from the case?
If no, it doesn’t apply
14
44
485
6
6
30
Nevermind Brexit or the lack of housing, anti-immigration policies, and brain drain. Nate Silver has discovered England's economic problems are due to the lack of a Vegas sphere.
This is why the UK economy has barely grown in 15 years.
113
27
475
3
6
29
0
0
30
The reason biglaw can be like this is in part because clients don't punish their lawyers for acting like this. It would be nice if clients, finding out their lawyer was abusing their staff, would fire their lawyer, giving rainmakers an incentive to be decent people.
3
2
30
I have a meeting on Friday that says "meeting" and I forgot why I put it on my calendar, or who the meeting is supposed to be with.
4
0
29
@bykenarmstrong
@kylehopkinsAK
@adndotcom
@propublica
The obvious question now is which one of them will be the Republican nominee for vice president?
1
0
29
Amazing how you make one allegation in a watchlist lawsuit complaint that someone's citizenship application is being delayed because of their unconstitutional watchlist status and a week later their citizenship application is magically approved.
0
1
29
Why do lawmakers and judges even own stock? They should be forced into index funds.
The judge assigned to the US the Apple antitrust case has been recused. He has a conflict of interest because of owning Apple stock. The new judge is Judge Julien Xavier Neals, appointed by Biden. I don’t think he has any antitrust experience.
3
2
9
5
0
28
@ckieser13
It really depends on what you mean by friends and what you mean by disagree politically.
I'm not close with anybody who is like, a huge racist or anti-semite or islamophobe.
1
0
27
It's nice to know that two US Senators are willing to admit that the No Fly List is simply punitive and unrelated to aviation security.
Wow! Sens. Roger Marshall (R-KS) and Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) have introduced a bill that would designate student protesters "Terrorists" and add them to the "No Fly List" (with zero judicial oversight) for protesting Israel, which is deemed "violence against the Jewish people"!
410
1K
3K
3
4
27
It used to be the general rule that if you sued the Government over an illegal policy, it would have to change the policy in order to moot the case. If the Government wins this case, that would change to "we just need to promise not to apply the policy to you for the time being."
1
3
28
Why are people like this? And why are they invariably conservative?
A loathsome lie. My week-old daughter is fruit of a thousand generations of blood, sweat, and tears, of faithful prayer and divine providence.
22
26
343
3
0
27
A woman said the equivalent of "this seems like a candidate you'd want to have a beer with" and thousands of incels have responded with "Repeal the 19th Amendment" (giving women the right to vote), proving most of them haven't gotten past the middle school bullying phase of life.
I know its superficial, but I like that Kamala can dance and that she looks incredible for her age. She looks like the kind of person you'd like to have a margarita or two with.
5K
77
2K
1
6
26
Yes, me, in the back. I... I have a solution ....
Justice Thomas calls Washington a ‘hideous place’ & complains about criticism of his gift taking
911
1K
3K
2
0
26
12yo made travel soccer (and his first choice team at that), he has never wanted anything more than this. Everything else in life-school, friends-comes *relatively* easy in life, but this was a challenge. I don't think I've ever been this happy for someone else. Bursting.
4
0
26
You ok?
If the numbers implied by our COVID polling are correct, the vaccines killed more people worldwide than Jews killed in the Holocaust.
Where are:
-Leakers
-Class action suits
-Journalists <----
-Criminal investigations
-Bipartisan legislations
708
459
1K
6
0
26