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@TiredBambooLaw

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Sharing tales of a baby lawyer at a firm. Ex-consultant/startup. Was also a photographer. Tweeting until HR tells me to stop.

LA to NYC
Joined March 2010
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
14 minutes
ok look heres the problem. Kendrick's halftime show was rich with symbolism but the audience being called out isn't able to think past "ooh land big, big good, I want big land."
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 hours
This seems to have struck a chord
@mattgaetz
Matt Gaetz
4 hours
The halftime show you just watched is clearly the regime’s response to Trump’s historic gains with black men.
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 hours
@am_yers Sadly he's too dumb to get it
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
3 hours
RT @DailyRapFacts: “THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BE TELEVISED, YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME BUT THE WRONG GUY” - Kendrick Lamar
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
8 hours
@am_yers At this point I want his conlaw prof to come out and be like "yeah that's not what we teach... bye"
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
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@takudank @macrocoyote @ex_factis Yep, for example I think when the cftc sued ookidao they sued it as a partnership. My personal thought is that it isn't unclear, crypto just thinks it's too special to need a llc agreement or incorporation documents 😂
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@wassielawyer way ahead of you there, I've already been playing the credit card game for a while 😅
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@ZacharyElvove @saraaaaajean I just want to know whether I'm still allowed to listen to Life of Pablo
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@JulianBulaon those are not mutually exclusive options sir
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@JulianBulaon credit agreement*
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@YenShyangTseng Yeah.. I can understand conceptually how high net worth individuals will use assets as collateral for credit lines... but doesn't mean i'd be comfortable doing it myself.
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@YenShyangTseng although maybe that's just because i don't even consider carrying a balance past a month
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@macrocoyote @ex_factis yeah it's a legit problem where theres probably a first mover effect from the first court to issue a substantive opinion on crypto organizations
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@macrocoyote @ex_factis genuinely the current state of crypto lit is probably there. we're still establishing case law on whether DAOs constitute partnerships.
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@TiredBambooLaw
Justin
2 days
@arshgoyal13 hey look as a lawyer..... nvm the LSAT still brings me bad memories let's not talk about it.
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Justin
2 days
@macrocoyote @ex_factis so it's literally worse than penny stocks, at least with those you have theoretical equity. memecoins are pure vibes
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