Public defendering near you 🫵 All bad jokes, no legal advice 💫 Now let's pretend you never saw me here 😌 JMU/NUSL (must I say views my own? really? well—)
I got a 617 the first time I took the bar. If you really want it, you'll try harder. You'll take four months off work. You'll enroll in that 2k prep course. You'll ask your parents to rent you out a quiet studio so you can focus. It's all about how hard you choose to study.
Advice for 1Ls: Argue with everyone. Raise your hand & say something really outrageous if everyone else agrees on the topic. Play the devil's advocate for every issue. Completely change your position if you're losing & keep going.
This is how you assert dominance & gain respect.
Pocket people, if you’re up for it, share a time you messed up.
Few things are a better antidote to imposter syndrome than hearing how others made mistakes—and lived to tell the tale.
I’ll start. Several years ago, I was an associate on a huge case. Both sides had hired some
So I have this family member. Let's call her Kim. Kim has never understood how on earth anyone could ever represent ✨guilty people✨ (the shock! the horror!)
Being an attorney is easy you just listen to someone's crushing life story with no psychology training and then compartmentalize until the crushing weight of it all finds you in the middle of the night when you can't fall asleep and you're hit with existential nihilism and
Today, out of complete, brainless habit, I objected for leading before I even realized it was coming out of my mouth....the witness was 8 years old......lmao
"I get it. I do. Your client is a good person who just messed up. Hey, we all mess up. She's raising her kids alone, has no record. I'm with you. I'm here. I really hate having to prosecute cases like this.
My offer is plead to everything with cap 2 years above her high end."
And the moral of this story is, Kim was thiiiiiiiiiissssssss 🤏 close to getting it. Except when I pointed that out... "Well this is different. I know his family."
If your aim is top of the class, it's hard. If your aim is graduating law school, you're right lol.
I also think lots of people go into law school never having worked a real, full-time job, and much of their difficulty is acclimating to the time commitment.
There are 2 attorneys in my office in particular who are especially good at saying "Don't bullshit me" but in the most lowkey, nice way ever and I hope to have their patience and self control one day 🥺
My fifth cousin just received his rejection letter from the Ivy my daddy got his PhD. He had an average score on his world history final, a 2.8 GPA, and he's got 105k subs on his CoD stream. Despite all this, he didn't get in. Why? We know why.
@3L_strugglebus
Of course your apartment has maid service, no? Personally I asked mother to share their chef twice a week as well for meal prep. Just some tips for you to try!
I just know 😡 that my loser of a probation violation case tomorrow 😡 is gonna end with me crying 😡 because it's shitty that someone 😡 plead a 15 year old straight out 😡 to all counts 😡 back in the 1980s and now 😡 he's violating probation after serving 😡 40 years 😡
I'm 30 w no kids & never been married, and if someone out there (looking at you hometown) ever thinks, "Well damn then something must be wrong w her..."
You're absolutely right and actually it's *many* things 😂
Judge⚖️: If it's statutorily mandated, do you think I have the authority to do otherwise?
Me😇: Your Honor, I think you have the authority to do whatever you want in any case.
My secretary is out so I thought, why not, submitting a motion myself isn't that hard!!
And then proceeded to submit a motion with the wrong client's name on the cover letter 😂
Lame, overused: This does not reach the threshold of beyond a reasonable doubt that our great country requires in criminal trials
Fresh, relatable: Do you hear all this bullshit? Cmon now
Everytime I get to work at 6 I knock out a ton of shit before 9 and then sit in my office the rest of the day like, "Ehhh idk I already did a lot today, I can do this new stuff tomorrow..." lmao (y am I like this I hate myself)
Well, he's a good kid, Kim says. That's not fair. He shouldn't get a felony or serve any time! All he did was make a stupid mistake, and the kid who got hurt is undergoing surgeries. He'll probably get his vision back. Community service would be enough. So dumb.
Being a criminal trial attorney is just aggressively masking introversion for hours on end and then confusing everyone who knows you from work when they see you in the real world
Over xmas, she told me about her friend's 20 y/o kid who threw a lit firework into a frat house and another kid lost an eye. She wanted to know what he's charged with. So I looked it up: agg mal wound, which carries the potential of life in VA
Was scrolling and came across a clip of some podcast where the dude kept saying "In Texas they let a party divorce even if the other party disagrees" and "she didn't wanna be married anymore...and in the state of Texas, that's completely permitted"
Are we...arguing divorce now🤨
A client's mother has called me five(5!) separate times to ask if she should hire her son a real lawyer. I always encourage people to retain if they want, but once I've told you 1 time "Ma'am, I *am* a real lawyer." & you continue saying it...I'ma assume you're just being rude.
Whenever a big discussion around a crim case happens outside of the little attorney-world bubble (Masterson's conviction, in this instance) I'm reminded once again just how much American society as a whole really doesn't give a shit about anything except punishment.
The local jail in my jurisdiction has only 2 in-person attorney visit slots a day. There's only 4 working monitors in video visitation otherwise. They don't allow visits between 11-12:30, after 4, or any weekends.
FOUR WORKING MONITORS. THERE'S 22 ATTORNEYS IN MY PD OFFICE ALONE
On rebuttal: "Ask yourselves as you're deliberating, is there any amount of evidence that would satisfy Miss Myers?"
Me @ counsel table trying desperately not to LOL: [No there is not. I am, in fact, insatiable.]
Someone outside of work finds out you're an attorney and immediately you're fielding hypos...like Sir, please, I'm trying to be a normal human right now
Very few things irritate me more than someone saying "you don't act like an attorney" or "you don't look like an attorney" or "when will you leave PD and become a real lawyer" like i hope you get caught in traffic every morning for the next two weeks
@am_yers
The more public defenders I come across on Twitter the more I realize you are truly bad people.
You have obligations to your parents just as they have obligations to you.
How are you still a spoiled child at this big age?
@LDBlondePod
Tell that to my legacy acceptance at Harvard (I'm sure you've heard of it) and the first year partner track I was already offered before I even applied to law school.
Community College saved me tons, including the thousands I would've wasted if I hadn't taken 3 years off after hs & dropped outta undergrad a year in instead. Plus the people were cooler. And, I was able to work more than during the 4yr, so I was making money 🤷♀️
Me @ 5am Friday: Def not going to the happy hour tonight
Me @ 10am Friday: Okay, def not getting sloshed at the happy hour tonight
Me @ 3pm Friday: Let's go to the happy hour early
I love my frequent little 2-hour bursts of energy when I finish something I've put off for a month, wonder why I did that to myself, and swear it'll never happen again
@AttyErinS
Pools are nice!! Some weekends me and some other bar prep friends go lay out on dad's yacht docked in the marina downtown. You should try it once! So relaxing! Everyone needs a study break now and then, even those of us who are studying the most.
Client is taking a shitty plea despite me trying to convince them otherwise and it's further going to validate the shitty behavior from the CW in giving that plea so I feel like screaming after court is over