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Principal SWE @indeed . Progressive politics. Ultimate frisbee, turn-based strategy games, The Bachelor, and pretending I still play Magic: the Gathering. He/him
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@prchovanec
@ClaraJeffery
Eradicating a disease is the biggest flex in all of humanity. It’s one of the most incredible achievements we have, full stop.
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@RyanMarino
I was so upset at the intro and ending that I missed the “We developed a relationship meaningful to us both.”
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True story, at first I didn’t realize
@SheRatesDogs
was an aggregator. I thought it was one woman who somehow had all the creeps in the world harassing her.
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@AramVartian
This is someone that needs to stop DMing for a while until they remember what they like about the game.
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@GangaiGino
@BrynnTannehill
Michigan AG candidates have already said they believe Griswold was wrong.
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@paleofuture
@syvelior
People ascribe mythical powers to ChatGPT. It’s scary as fuck. Even if it were actually self-aware it couldn’t do some of the stuff people think it does.
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@pattonoswalt
I love how in this framing beta males have wives and alpha males go home frustrated to not have sex.
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@sloopjawnB
“How’d you get the job?” 🤣
Bill Maher clearly has nothing to say so he falls back on cheap homophobic jokes. Roddy Piper has the facts on his side and is a better comedian.
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@plowair
@antumbral
I’m assuming the price is so high so they can repay everyone who did the ice bucket challenge
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@socialistdogmom
I had a long Twitter conversation with the department head overseeing the AP photos as NFTs program. It was shocking how poorly he understood NFTs.
For instance, he believed making NFTs of high rez images would reduce the number of people using AP photos without a license.
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@seanbeegee
@AliceAvizandum
This kind of body is actually essential for a chef. If you want to cook eggs, you need to be yolked.
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@fasterthanlime
I didn’t see it at the time, but there’s reporting on Jedi Blue from January. Damningly, it “allowed the companies to terminate the deal ‘in the event of certain government investigations of the agreement’”.
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@AnaMardoll
This study finds that people are spending way more to outfit their house to work from home than they save in commuting.
Work-from-homers would need a 3.8% pay raise to equal out the added costs of working from home:
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@zachsilberberg
401k refers to a section of the tax code that says, essentially, “You don’t get to retire.”
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@gwenckatz
I am amused at the “Last Action Hero” poster in the background because that film is kind of a spoof on this very idea.
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@DavidMann95
Chewbacca knows his entire race was enslaved and murdered by the Empire. But the Rebellion has done some bad things too. Chewbacca knows there are bad eggs on both sides, and we should all try to be nicer to each other.
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@wgangelinab
I will never understand why people will choose to support billionaires over millionaires… much less over thousandaires. Have some context!
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@SAMOYEDCORE
@xoxogossipgita
Won’t anyone think of the poor rich people with private estates!
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@TheStephenWood
Such a perfect example of getting people to vote against their interests.
Part of why the Post Office doesn’t make a profit is because it’s required to give full and regular service to people in rural areas.
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@transscribe
I am anxious and as unconfident as hell, but I’m pretty sure the wedding would be enough to convince me she was in it for the long haul.
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@DJDynamicNC
@markemer
@justkelly_ok
@SapioSiren
I like to joke that Perl is a write-only language, and now we have proof because this dude can no longer read any of his files.
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It would be cool if one man in Britney Spears’s life didn’t try to use her just to get rich.
“Sam Asghari allegedly wants his estranged wife, pop superstar Britney Spears, to pay him more than what their prenup provides in order to keep her secrets following their split, Page Six has exclusively learned.”
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@dougblandry
Constituents, his DC phone number is (202) 224-5922. Press 0 to speak with a member of his staff.
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@zachsilberberg
You could do a similar shirt that says “John Stewart is Kristen Stewart’s Dad”.
Maximum chaos.
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@DrJenGunter
Reminds me of a recent Planet Money where a pregnant woman “comparison shopped” countries to see who had the best maternal benefits (childcare, parental leave, gender pay gap). The US was the negative example.
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@myzmak
@LeahBSassy
@Popehat
So you just caused emotional distress to your classmates for your own enjoyment?
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@AnaMardoll
The defining ethos of the 90s and 00s was that you show affection by being mean. It took me way too long to realize how fucking sick that is.
Instead of roasting your friends, tell them you love them.
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@leebbee
@feraljokes
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become Bill Maher.
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@rafaelshimunov
What’s startling is that this is the possible results when someone is just poking fun. You could do way worse if you actually wanted to manipulate the market.
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@Jamie_2455
@Elliot_K_Hudson
@MisterABK
The director of this mystery movie didn’t tell us whodunnit in the first five minutes. Serious plot hole!
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@BlondeOh
@ChrisJoor
@DrRachaelF
It’s very easy to defend a policy if you only assume people will always do the right thing. Unfortunately history has taught us that actually people often do the right thing to serve their own agendas… agendas that often have nothing to do with educating kids.
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@RyanMarino
Heavy use of c-sections does allow for more people to be able to kill Macbeth. Many people are saying this!
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@michaelsayman
I’d like to actually be able to block content. I have a number of accounts blocked, but I keep seeing their content quote tweeted into my timeline.
If I blocked it, I don’t want to see people QRT and responding to it. And there seems to be no way to avoid it.
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@QueenMab87
Timothy Chalomet is there because he’s had Starbucks and Lady Gaga is there because she performed in Israel a decade ago. This is a deeply unserious list.
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@emily_murnane
It’s nice to know that with this Reddit post as Exhibit 1 in their divorce trial, she’ll get full custody without needing an Exhibit 2.
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@thesarahkelly
@ChrisKMooney
That’s why I exclusively order fajitas as Indian restaurants, so no one will accuse me of being basic.
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@AyannaPressley
Even if you’re not against the death penalty for moral reasons (and you should be), there are plenty of ethical reasons to be against it. We keep killing innocent men, usually men of color, while not testing DNA samples that would exonerate them.
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@RyanMarino
It makes his refusal to treat her cancer even weirder. How much did he really care for her if he’d let his feelings about taxes interfere with keeping her healthy?
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@lolacoaster
He wasn’t going to the bathroom. He would try and strain but he couldn’t poop. I became convinced he had swallowed a stick and it was blocking him up.
Turns out his fur just matted together and blocked the exit ramp.
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@SethAMandel
The guy swatted a whistleblower. The fear isn’t that he will set up a transparent and objective content moderation policy and actually enforce it. Exactly the opposite, in fact.
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@diannaeanderson
There have been some times where the other cast members on Whose Line made problematic jokes, and he’s called them out for it *on air*.
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@KendraWrites
@gaywonk
Really feels like we have a whole generation of people who don’t understand the banality of evil.
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@james_mccoy_t
Or maybe it’s not a zero sum game and we don’t have to pit different groups together to make them compare their suffering for your amusement.
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@MichaelaOkla
@SheRatesDogs
Which is weird because he proved he doesn’t have any emotional intelligence and he only needed 25 words.
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@theashleyray
Somebody once made the comment that being Extremely Online and translating for your friends is like being the character in an urban fantasy novel who has to explain that magic is real.
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@duckvalentine
I think we need some kind of digital preservation law. So many things are no longer available for sale or to watch and they’re just gone. Terrible.
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@dieworkwear
@jmhenner
@HurricaneMomo
@riveong
The story is the problem, not the framing of it. There’s not any way you can dress up “Jews misunderstood God’s teachings, but luckily Jesus came by to fix everything” to fix the underlying problem.
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@these_qualia
@HaileyPiperSays
I knew a bird was ripping out Prometheus’s guts, but I didn’t realize it was also edging him.
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@neilhimself
@spacelesbian7
For everyone being upset Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t canonically gay, I’ve also seen people who find them a very positive portrayal of an asexual relationship.
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@KatyMontgomerie
@HasBezosDecided
As far as I can tell, there are only a few ways to become a millionaire:
Be born a billionaire
Exploit lots of people
Get extremely lucky
To become a billionaire, you have to do that several times over and then become extremely selfish and hoard your wealth like a dragon.
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@feminemi1y
How lucky that today I put “women not shaving their legs assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand” on my bingo card!
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@theashleyray
Why is it bad to destroy the foundation for every house in the neighborhood and create a flood risk?
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@AnneofManyNames
@evilplasticfork
The aunt was the woman at the train station with a big green exclamation over her head, indicating she had quest importance.
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@TheStagmania
It must be so trying, being a perfect man who is constantly held back by every woman around him.
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@kareem_carr
We’ve often said they AI is just a way to launder peoples’ biases, but this is a little on the nose.
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@mjg59
@AlexandraErin
Can’t wait to get API access shut off because Elon Musk doesn’t enjoy my content and that’s against the TOS.
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@dieworkwear
I’m told that if you buy a pinball machine, you get two hobbies: pinball, and pinball machine repair
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@SheRatesDogs
I like how he berates her and says her values reflect on him, then asks to come over 🙄
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@RyanMarino
“First, do no harm… to your country’s deficit.”
That’s what Hippocrates meant right?
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@SplinteredEsq
@ASFleischman
If they were such straightforward cases, you’d think Jenkins would win them occasionally.
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@_ElizabethMay
@AnaMardoll
All that “she’s not going to sleep with you bro” stuff. I can be kind to someone because being kind is awesome.
Those people are really telling on themselves that they are only nice transactionally.
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@bendreyfuss
Or you could not try to shit on something giving lots of other people joy? Just a thought.
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