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It shouldn’t be elitist to say that a epidemiologist’s view about vaccines is much more valid than the view of some high school dropout selling essential oils. Why are we pretending like all opinions are equally valid? They aren’t. A lot of the anti-vaxxers are just not smart.
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I think my favorite JD Vance schtick is how he constantly speaks poorly of working mothers & advocates for all women to stay at home with their kids when his wife not only works but has an extremely demanding job. Like it’s such obvious posturing that all you can do is laugh lol
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Every once in awhile I think about how people literally died during the 2021 Texas freeze & there was zero accountability, no one was punished, & Texans are simply expected to just deal with this possibility anytime we experience what is a normal winter day in most of the country
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Friday night hot take.
Naming your child an extremely unusual or weirdly spelled name is super selfish. This is a human being who will have to go to school, apply to jobs, etc. Not a toy. Quit naming your kids “Brayleighhh” to fulfill your weird fetish for being unique.
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Ok why do men do this thing where they complain about how long you take to get ready and then once you’re ready they have failed to start their like 5 minute getting ready process
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Two of the people on the Titanic submarine are a father and his teenage son. His wife and daughter are back home absolutely terrified. Sorry to be a buzzkill guys but maybe we shouldn’t joke about it or make fun of these people for how they spent their money, they are real humans
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I say this as an extremely generous tipper:
The number of places that prompt you to leave a tip nowadays is absolutely absurd.
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@not_chasebank
I’d be furious if I was his wife, I assume she is as dedicated to the bit and thirsty for power as he is so she’s fine with it
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I have a great job & make six figures. I’m in a long-term, committed relationship w/ the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. I’m physically & mentally healthy & have a great support system.
& if I got pregnant today, I’d prob get an abortion. I’m just not at all ready.
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Boys have tampons in their home bathrooms. Many unisex bathrooms have tampons. If you don’t need them, you just don’t use them. This is really not a big deal at all & couldn’t be less relevant to the election. The right’s obsession w/ making this an issue is deeply, deeply weird.
Are you aware he forced 4th grade boys to have tampons in their school bathrooms? You’re good with that? Totally norms?
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One of my favorite things about myself is that I wasn’t on a journal in law school.
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If I could change one thing about the bar exam it would be to offer it 5-6 times per year. Only offering it twice a year makes the stakes way too high. Many people can’t afford to delay their careers by six months.
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It looks like Biden’s current round of forgiveness is for people who borrowed $12k or less & have been paying for 10+ yrs. Some may have excruciating circumstances but I think if it takes someone 10+ years to pay that amount off we can safely say the interest rates are predatory
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The way women are treated when they give birth makes me terrified of having children. It’s objectively insane that women go through a major medical procedure and are immediately expected to be mommy with no time to rest/recover
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I’ve wanted to make a thread of practical tips for incoming 1Ls, so here it is.
First: please do not try to study substantive law before 1L begins. It will not be helpful, and it’s a waste of your last weeks of free time.
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Obviously, this doesn’t apply to cultural names or names that are common in non-white countries. I’m talking about white people who toss a few vowels together and call it a day.
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Does anyone else basically fall off the face of the earth when they get swamped at work? Like I can’t be bothered to text people back or anything. And not because I don’t have the time - you can always make the time for a quick text. I just don’t have the mental energy.
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@aw_wally
Lawsuits. Firing of people responsible. Fed govt stepping in and forcing Texas to join national grid as an issue of public health and safety. People fucking froze to death.
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Mental health three years into the pandemic: wearing leggings is too difficult, so I have switched to wearing baggy sweatpants every day.
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@3dogrunner
Okay? Some of us are trying to vote these idiots out. And for many of us it’s not feasible to respond to the situation by just packing up and leaving. Asshole
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I’ve been struggling a lot with burnout lately and I think I’m having a hard time with it because I had an insane work ethic in college and law school. Maybe I burnt myself out in law school and never recovered. Idk man.
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Biglaw Reddit is like:
Associate: my relationship is in shambles, I’m going to start blocking off a window of time each weekend to have a date night.
Sociopath: sounds like an easy way to get laid off!! You are on call EVERY SECOND of EVERY DAY. Saturday night dates NOT ALLOWED.
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Out of all the issues to take on, I don’t get why people are so fussed about student loan relief. Unless they’re just bitter & jealous? Like you don’t have to support it but I don’t get constantly fighting it either
(I don’t have loans so don’t accuse me of wanting a free ride)
BREAKING: A federal appeals court blocked the Biden administration's student debt relief plan, which would have lowered monthly payments for millions of borrowers.
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FYI for any 3Ls who need to hear it: you should not be studying for the bar yet.
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The law school gunner discourse is reminding me of the couple of people in law school who openly thought I was dumb / didn’t take school seriously (presumably because of my appearance & personality). One thing about me is I hold a serious grudge lol
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I love all the “day in the life of a corporate lawyer” reels of ladies in pink suits & gorgeous offices
Reality: throws on old gray sweats & sorority tank after post-peloton shower, shoves toast & nespresso coffee down throat while frantically responding to emails from apartment
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My controversial opinion is that when you pay tens of thousands of dollars for the maybe one day you will get in your life that is all about you, you can make whatever rules you want and if other people don’t like it then they don’t have to go.
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@JennieTetreault
It’s almost like caring about one tragedy doesn’t preclude you from caring about other tragedies!
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This is a level of partner worshipping that I will simply never understand.
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Wait until this guy finds out I do all of my lawyering in head to toe Lululemon and slippers
@seizethecarpe
@BradKutner
As a practicing atty who sat for & passed the bar in 2 states. I think that setting this tone from the outset is a good idea. The less respect attorneys show the legal process the less respect the public will. In the past year weve seen how dangerous that lack of respect can be.
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Having to feed myself 2-3 times per day is exhausting. Absolutely the worst part of being an adult.
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@PrincepImperato
@eyeslasho
That GPA is barely relevant when your LSAT score is straight up bad. This has nothing to do with black people and everything to do with your poor test taking.
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This is so lame. Logic games are the only fun part of the LSAT.
(I am likely biased because they carried my LSAT score lol)
BREAKING: Starting with the August 2024 LSAT, the Logic Games (Analytical Reasoning) section will be eliminated from the LSAT!
It will be replaced with a second scored Logical Reasoning section. Scoring stays the same. More to come soon.
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Men talking about how they don’t want to date a woman who makes more than them is so funny to me, since my boyfriend’s literal dream is to be a trophy husband/stay at home dad.
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I never ever ever want to hear again from the Blue Lives Matter crowd: are you still going to protest police when you need them?
Well when they were needed they simply milled about while children were murdered so????
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Absolutely epic response to a recruiter email I received with 420+ people copied. Just buried.
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Lmao so last night I was referencing my dad and called him daddy and a summer associate who thought she was funny goes “lol do you still call him daddy at this age” and I go “welp he’s dead now so no” and I’m pretty sure she actually died so anyways I’m too mean to recruit people
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I will never understand why people do this to themselves. Biglaw does not have to be this way, and regardless, there is so, so much more to life than work.
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In law school, I spent almost every Saturday or Sunday studying, and now if I have to do work on the weekend I feel like the world is ending
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I’m sorry, I’m still not over the dude who peed himself in his desk chair during a zoom call with a partner. Like are biglaw associates ok ????
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I’m muting this thread because the number of “nah, let em die” comments from the eat the rich crowd is making me sick.
I can tell none of these people have ever lost a close loved one because if they had, they’d never wish that kind of pain on anyone.
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The number of people I have seen today say that this is an acceptable, or even desirable, way to talk to a colleague makes me physically ill. The other allegations aside, this email is condescending, degrading, and just plain mean. As a profession, we should not normalize this.
A Black woman suing
@TroutmanPepper
for racial discrimination included an email from a white male partner: "This is very basic, elementary communication. This has nothing to do with training, or understanding of multifamily transactional law, this is daily required functioning."
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I am finding it difficult to express how little I care about the analysis of “Harvard Law spouses”
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I did not even attempt to be on any journal and I make six figures at a top firm and get awesome reviews it’s fine y’all just relax
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I am working with a senior associate who goes out of her way to respond to every thing I do with things like “thank you - you’re the best!” & I care about my job so I work hard for everyone but when I feel this appreciated I would do anything to help her without complaint
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Everyone is debating the logistics but I would like to focus on the emotional aspect: she is financially struggling, he is not at all, and he’s asking her to venmo him for half of the dinner bill. That’s straight up mean and not something you do to someone you love.
Imagine your partner making damn near 6x what you make and y’all goin 50-50 😵💫
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@KakashiHAWTake
Little empathy for the teenage son who likely trusted his dad to keep him safe and didn’t understand the gravity of the situation and potential consequences?
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Another hot take. We should discourage ownership of huge pickup trucks by charging them extra to utilize parking garages, etc. I am SO sick of some massive 4x4 truck that some dude owns just to show off making it more dangerous and difficult to navigate tight spaces.
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I had lawyer parents & I had a LOT of advantages (many of which I did not appreciate until post- law school) that similarly situated non-lawyer kids had. That said, a kid with two lawyer parents & a kid w/ two doctor parents fighting over who had more advantages ain’t a good look
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“The sound of children screaming has been removed” is the worst thing I have ever read in my life and it’s not even close
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Remember the biglaw associate who peed his pants in his office chair so he didn’t interrupt a partner on zoom? I wonder how he’s doing.
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My saint of a boyfriend just drove the entire distance of our road trip in silence so I could work the entire time in the passenger seat 🥹 I have no idea how people do this job without supportive and understanding partners
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That said my dad and I went on one of those like shallow submarine tours in the Cayman Islands and I think we only went like 50 meters down and that was enough underwater exploration to last me the rest of my life
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My best friend from law school was on a date last night and a cute dog passed by & she started petting it and then she became friends with the dog’s owner and ultimately ditched her date to have a doggie playdate with the dog, the dog’s owner, and her own dog.
Love that for her.
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@aw_wally
Are you stupid? The entire electric grid failed. The govt did nothing - didn’t have any solutions for elderly or more fragile people, or people who require electricity for necessary medical equipment. This wasn’t not being able to scroll tiktok for a few hours. Ppl fucking died.
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We live in an apartment complex that is mostly young professionals and I’ve never seen so many goldendoodles in one place before.
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I got my new job through the referral of someone I met on this little bird app so can confirm that Twitter networking > real life networking.
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I don’t understand this viewpoint. Generally, being obese (I’m talking actual obesity, not not being a size 4) is unhealthy. Losing weight is also really hard. If people are able to lose weight and that improves their overall health, why does it matter how they did it? Who cares?
Before Ozempic people would celebrate weight loss journeys because it was really difficult to lose weight and 80 percent of the population is overweight.
but now that ozempic is here you just inject a drug into your body that removes hunger from your life.
Are we still going
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@KelliBlueEyesX
Generators are fairly common here especially given hurricane risk, but I’m in an apartment so I don’t think I can get one
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Seeing how much of my boyfriend’s huge student loan debt could be paid off with his tax bill and screaming make student loan payments tax deductible while I’m lowered into my grave
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Lol future / current law students: biglaw can give you a great financial start in life but you’re never gonna be a Wachtell partner so please don’t consider these numbers when choosing whether to go to school / a career path.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but it’s not anti-Semitic to support the right of Palestinians to not die. Supporting Palestinians is not supporting Hamas.
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We just dropped $100 on N95 masks and at-home Covid tests and all I can think about is how that is not an option financially for so many Americans.
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I did not watch the Oscars last night but logged into twitter this morning - a memoir
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This Kroger (which I go to) is in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Houston and is full of soccer moms in Range Rovers picking up organic produce.
Sir. Please.
Mayor Whitmire said in a press conference today he wants “to feel safe to go to the Kroger store at night” but high crime at the West Grey location gives him pause.
This is the Kroger store in question:
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PSA for law students: Ann Taylor currently has 50% off their suits. Might be a good chance to grab something for interviews.
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Sorry, it’s batshit insane to me to think that getting a hot meal cooked by someone else delivered to your doorstep is somehow NOT a luxury.
The only reason food delivery is a “luxury” is because corporate greedfucks raised the prices to make them unaffordable to the average person.
We’ve been doing cheap food delivery at reasonable prices and decent wages for DECADES, but all of a sudden y’all pretend ordering pizza
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The LSAT is flawed but it absolutely does not cost five grand to adequately prepare. Come on.
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Like not to be a huge boomer but there is a point where the response is “life isn’t fair.” Yeah, if you can’t afford to compensate your DoorDash driver, you may have to heat up frozen meals / make something easy. You’re entitled to food, not *exact food I want at a given time.*
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I will happily tip 25-30% at a restaurant, but I am absolutely not tipping at a liquor store or at an automatic car wash.
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I mean I’ve billed hours that would’ve been impossible to do if I had been wasting 2-3 hours a day on getting ready, commuting, etc.
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What I find wild about biglaw partners who are against WFH is that WFH helps retention tremendously, especially if your practice is unpredictable. In M&A, it’s usually not the hours that suck if you aren’t at an insane firm, it’s the unpredictability.
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This dog discourse is out of control. Toddlers are chaotic & you’re not a bad parent cuz they randomly ran up to a strange dog. But dogs are unpredictable & the owner is not in the wrong for stopping the kid, it’s for everyone’s safety. Hurt feelings > dog bites. This isn’t hard.
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I hesitated to share b/c it may seem selfish & I don’t want crazies in my mentions.
But it’s important to de-stigmatize abortion.
It’s ok to get an abortion just b/c you want one. It’s ok to get an abortion just b/c you aren’t ready to be a mom (or maybe you never want to be).
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I know this isn’t the point but asking for permission instead of forgiveness is a rookie mistake lol
Last year, my 6-year-old had a school play. I summoned the courage to ask the Big Law partners for permission to attend. One gave me a lecture about how he worked while his wife was giving birth and another responded, okay, and then promptly removed me from the deal I was working
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I am genuinely open to other arguments but both my parents grew up poor and underprivileged & wouldn’t have ever gone to college if standardized tests didn’t exist. I have to think kids who don’t or can’t get good grades are allowed to shine with these tests.
Columbia University will no longer require SAT or ACT scores in undergraduate admissions
The first Ivy League college to implement pandemic emergency measure as official policy
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Extremely unfair that all I had to do to save money and lose weight more quickly was stop ordering takeout every other day
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I am currently ready to go to dinner, fully dressed, and my boyfriend is in sweats scrolling on his laptop and I’m like what
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Lmao my friend’s firm announced they were matching the new biglaw salary scale when a brave summer associate asked at a firm-wide town hall if the firm would be matching. What a BALLER.
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???? How do you seriously not know how to mail something? And then think that it’s a good thing that you don’t know how? What in the world?!
A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently.
I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them.
I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp.
I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20.
I
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I’m pretty debt averse & quick to tell people to not go to law school (or at least retake LSAT for more $), but I had a lib arts degree & made more money my first year out of law school than I prob ever would’ve made in my entire career otherwise. Same for my bf & most friends.
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When every single company says that they are experiencing “unusually high call volumes” I start to doubt that any of them really are
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I’m going to be honest. If someone started making career-damaging accusations about me, using my name & photo, to tens of thousands of followers, I’d prob become suicidally anxious & depressed. Ppl kill themselves over this crap. It’s not funny. Delete the tweets
@willchamberlain
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Today is my birthday, so we are drinking champagne in the airport at 8 am.
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Law students/lawyers/anyone:
If you are struggling, please feel free to reach out to me. I’m not a professional, but I am happy to be an ear if you just need someone to listen.
I have been suicidally depressed before, and I promise, it gets better. I’m so happy now. Hang on.
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