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RedSox⚾ Never complain, never explain. The government has no money, it only has our money.

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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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🤣🤣Listen🗣️🗣️
@therxckstxr
RxCKSTxR
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Which Cat Dog Duo is The Funniest? 😂 Classic RxCKSTxR Comedy Voiceovers!
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@Lis_aLouu
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@JackPosobiec For those who wanted to hear a few words from the President of the United States, since Biden is unable…
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"These men ran through the fires of hell moved by a force no weapon could destroy: the fierce patriotism of a free, proud, and sovereign people. They battled not for control and domination, but for liberty, democracy, and self-rule." President Trump, 75th Anniversary of D-Day
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@Whotfismick Shoe closet
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@MythinformedMKE @ConceptualJames Wow, crystal clear message to his own daughter.
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@dieworkwear The left takes my eye direct to his shoes, I prefer the right.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Update🗣️🗣️ New part 29.99 Installed and Worked Baked some biscuits, came out beautiful. All ready for another 48 years 🎉🥳
@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
2 months
This is my 1976 hotpoint range, the bottom burner in the oven has gone bad. Me: Thank god, new stove ahead Mr: Removes bottom burner, heads out to find a replacement. 😬😬😬😬
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@amuse @christina_bobb She actually had to say; "I'm wearing a skirt, I'd appreciate it if you'd raise your camera" These people are disgusting.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@NUCLRGOLF @LachTalk I’ve seen worse from my 10 year old falling off his bicycle
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@Lis_aLouu
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@IanJaeger29 There are barely 50 ppl
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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This is my 1976 hotpoint range, the bottom burner in the oven has gone bad. Me: Thank god, new stove ahead Mr: Removes bottom burner, heads out to find a replacement. 😬😬😬😬
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@mad_liberals If they had that against Trump, they’d have used it
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@weirdlilguys Mommy hasn’t shown them yet.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@unseen1_unseen I’ve been a bookkeeper for over 30 years, been through tons of different accounting systems and software. Bookkeeping classifications are tailored to the current IRS tax law of allowable tax allocations. At the end of the day, i just needed the payment I made to fit into the
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@chiIIum The future King has a busy schedule ❤️
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@DarlaShine They say it’s to stop illegal activity, as if crooks actually keep cash in banks😵‍💫
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@scottwestacre We appreciate you sharing this with us, you didn’t have to. ❤️
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@scottwestacre 89 gave you a talking to🤣 moo Very nice to see 👍
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@wademattingly lol, the scale is messed up everywhere. Tiny house Huge dormer porch Gigantic columns, big enough to block the few windows on the tiny house. 🤣
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@thevivafrei @ComicDaveSmith If that’s really what they want their 15 minutes to be about? Who are we to stand in their way.
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@scottwestacre Gosh I pray this turns out good.
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LisaLou
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@ASo1omons She knew she wouldn’t make the house and didn’t do it in the pool… she’s a keeper
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@scottwestacre Sorry for this, great job saving #88 ❤️. Hope the new calf takes.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@thevivafrei I thought one of the huge things to come out of Trumps speech was him pledging to commute Albricht’s sentence. Everyone seemed to applaud and approve. But Dave wakes up the next morning thrilled about the message the libertarians sent to F Trump. So does that mean you’re
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@atensnut Someone not in office.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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This chip was worth 100.00 off when the house was purchased in 76🤣
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@9mm_smg Took him down like a performance artist
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@Lis_aLouu
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@atensnut You’d have to back into this one🤣
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@scottwestacre You and the family did all you could. To the one person I saw loosing their mind over the outcome, I hope you get the help you need💊
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@KeenanPeachy What a great story ❤️
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LisaLou
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@RealMattCouch Secondhand Lions❤️
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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I just don’t seem to blend in anywhere 😕
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@mrddmia Didn’t the feds also plant the records they were recovering during the raid?
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
2 months
Found the replacement element , hopefully it’s the right one. I wished I could have bought local, but not available. Amazon had it and it’s supposed to be here tomorrow.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@vjeannek It’s really a great range I use it every day. Even the clock and the timer works. 🤣
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@OldHollowTree I remember picking strawberries and I promise you I would have loved to have had this machine to use rather than hunched over on my knees scooting along the rows.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@wendyp4545 I tried unblocking ppl the last time he started this garbage and got hit with some kind of message about repetitive behavior. Wasn’t able to view my block list for months. So no, I’m with you, I’m not doing that.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@MustangMan_TX I name him fancy pants
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LisaLou
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@greta Don’t stop Greta.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Cernovich At about 2.60 a pound. Not a real big return for their thievery
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LisaLou
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@scottwestacre Full moon on Thursday 23rd
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@drkeithsiau So that's what's been bugging them..
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@PGATUOR Good.. he was an absolutely abysmal
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@beck_sharon5520 @JackPosobiec Thank you Sharon ❤️
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@scottwestacre She does have the color of a nilla wafer❤️
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@KelemenCari Where was Phil and all the people who are poking at Trump to forgive and forget, when there were democrats all over campaigning to “put Trump in jail”? Not a peep out of any of these two face garbage peddlers then.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
2 months
Do I want a new kitchen, yes. I'm not able to have that right now, it has to wait. Am I happy that my stove was able to be fixed by the greatest guy in the whole world, yes. Nothing unreasonable about anything I posted. Nice try though.
@ProfanePatriot
Profane Patriot
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@Lis_aLouu From "Thank God it broke, I can't wait to get a new one" to "I can't wait to use this thing forever and ever. I love it" in the span of 3 days. And people say women are temperamental? 😝😜🤣
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LisaLou
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The biggest paws I’ve ever seen
@Spike19621
Original Spike1962
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Check out the paws 🐾 on this cat. 😳🤗😸
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@WallStreetSilv Boats fault all the way. Plane probably never even saw the boat with being at the angle for take off.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Grand_handsomer She meowed back at you when you called her name. Her loves you.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Yes, we did have a smoking area
@indygrl
MAGA JD 🇺🇸
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Did your high school have a smoking area? Mine did.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@rising_serpent He was in 2016, I haven’t paid him any mind since.
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LisaLou
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@SaintRPh I’ve had good luck with this
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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How we unfriended people in the 80’s and 90’s.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@MrFamilyOffice There are rich ppl everywhere, some, you’d never know they were
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LisaLou
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LisaLou
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@jellen805 You are so right. I’m so jealous of everyone with new kitchens…except when their appliances don’t last but a few years. New kitchen is coming, just not right now. ❤️
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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I think Carville is having a breakdown
@_johnnymaga
johnny maga
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The mood over at CNN is bleak right now as they realize Biden’s lawfare scheme isn’t stopping Trump James Carville looks like he’s going to cry “We have all these events and they change little of nothing”
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Children need to be taught🤣weee
@aTeXan575
Templar⚔️
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Yes! For the kids 😇😂
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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I remember paying .35 hamburger .35 for fries and .20 for drink.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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McDonald's, $MCD, to launch $5 meal deal to lure low-income diners, Bloomberg News reports
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Momto2_Cats @DonaldJTrumpJr I can’t think of a single reason to 2nd mortgage your home to pay off a porn star for someone else. That right there tells me all I need to know.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@brandonadixon The spca in some areas have a barn cat program. All spayed and neutered but feral enough to survive
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Shem_Infinite I’m getting 5 or more phone calls a day, not just the texts and emails. Omg, don’t call me.
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LisaLou
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@1776Carolina3 Secondhand lions
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Well done
@ShooterMcGavin_
Shooter McGavin
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Bryson DeChambeau tossed a ball to a kid and a grown man swiped it from him. Bryson wasn’t having it.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@JKash000 @ScottAdamsSays Anyone remember this from 2016?
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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New York here I am
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LisaLou
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@scottwestacre 🤣they look sorry though.
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LisaLou
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@BigFish3000 Wow, you hate to see the big glorious ones go down. 💔
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Travis_4_Trump All of the contestants and the crowd should have left. Let the mentally ill idiot run by himself and win to no one watching.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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A bit of FBI fuckery with the numbers is all this is. We can see with our own eyes how bad it is, it doesn’t matter how the FBI plays hide the stats.
@jimsciutto
Jim Sciutto
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New: Violent crime dropped by more than 15% in the US during the first three months of 2024, according to statistics released Monday by the FBI. Murders fell 26.4% and rapes decreased by 25.7%. Aggravated assaults decreased by 12.5%, according to the data, robberies fell 17.8%.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Thomas_Carrieri I appreciate it all day long, but I have to admit 2004 was the best year of my life.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Delaware… just passing through
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Never give up😬
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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His fish friends back home are never going to believe him
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@VoteBidenOut I don’t think anyone in office should be in play. There are several not holding an office that would be fine.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Wow, just amazing
@TaraBull808
TaraBull
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Storm Chaser saves family after their home was destroyed by a tornado
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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You mean like the Supreme Court voting down Biden’s student loan forgiveness, and he’s doing it anyway. Like that?
@JoyceWhiteVance
Joyce Alene
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If Trump is reelected, there will be no one left to tell him no. So much for all the rhetoric about three branches of government & separation of powers.
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LisaLou
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@_ROB_29 The ho
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LisaLou
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@jmasseypoet Just add some rotel to melted Velveeta and you’ll change your life 🤣
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@joma_gc @julie_kelly2 Yep and then sign off for the week🤣
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@TRHLofficial Phil can hardly hold in the laugh.
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LisaLou
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Are you worried because you're a commie?
@ExtremeMichigan
Extreme Michigan
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Michigan House Rep. Matt Maddock is pictured in a shirt that is a violent threat against his enemies and intended to incite violence in others. The MI House should take action to censure him, remove him from all committee assignments, and ultimately refuse to seat him entirely.
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LisaLou
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@JulieChangRE Like those old fashioned hair color commercials. Get the gray out… all the way out. 🤣
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LisaLou
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@RepThomasMassie @RightGlockMom @TuckerCarlson @freethepeople Love this, you can have my five minutes. ❤️
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@Timcast Oh yes and the taxes they collect are “for the children”. 🙄
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LisaLou
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@heckyessica He was the best boy, even though potential boyfriends were jealous of him. 😉🫢
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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Love this
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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What do you think of this appliance garage? 📹 newtonkitchens
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@ChrisPlanteShow You completely confused him this morning and had him mumbling. I know the guy next to me at the light was wondering what I was laughing at.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@mad_liberals Lol, I press the screen on my phone and at least catch who posted it so I can go to their page and read it.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@joma_gc It’s always the same garbage from the same ppl.
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@SpiritedSparr0w I guess they never heard of the tradition of throwing the bouquet and throwing the garter?
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@EggrolI I have tried to find this couch but I can’t. I think it’s lovely and looks comfy.
@XHomesandDesign
𝕏 Homes
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Love this Couch
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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That’s some OCD right there
@jnyboy
jny the human
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rate my trim job
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@Lis_aLouu
LisaLou
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@RealCaloJones You have her and she has you, you both are rich beyond measure ❤️❤️
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LisaLou
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@Brink_Thinker Robin and Kobe
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LisaLou
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@JenniferVVJ @JackPosobiec You need more emojis in your moniker, take a deep breath everything will be fine.
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