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Ecomodernist•RETIRED! motiongraphics designer/operator•former chemical engineer•Independent • horror movie fiend

Midwest
Joined September 2010
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I am an ecomodernist.
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@blackkingkofi Love watching YouTube reaction videos from young people hearing music from the 70s for the first time. So often they are amazed, often tear up and it’s evident they really need real music in their lives about love and other universal life topics.
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@Jamey_Bowers @NikuyahWalkerCC Yes. Being gross and completely unprofessional doesn’t mean one shouldn’t use proper grammar! 😁.
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@drewgmackie They waswolves but the moon waned.
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@Richard_Vixen @EricsElectrons I’d like all the hyperbole to stop. there’s a lot of it now in every area as if people think they need to scream to be heard. It’s like living in a perpetual daycare around lunchtime.
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@NSurf904 @CryptoKaleo I wish people like you had the ability to see the big picture ramifications of allowing people to break laws. It breaks down trust in society in general. It foments divisions among groups of people. It creates resentments that lead to bad actions.
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@BuzzFeedNews Enough of this digging up old crap to get money.
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@shereebekker Noticed all your examples involve sports women can actually be as good at as men. Not the ones where males have a distinct natural physical advantage. Sure, a woman could be a pro-bowler in the men’s league. They’ll never be an offensive tackle in the NFL.
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@solomongeorgio When I was little, one of my brother’s friends brought a horse to our house and handed out sugar packets to feed the horse a treat. I didn’t know that was what the sugar was for so I ate it myself before I got to the horse 😂.
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@DTrump_Cat @localcelebrity @AnnCoulter @Delta Let's start a fund to make that happen!.
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@Yokymo @ajplus That concept should only apply when the person does it in the name of the org or company they work for. Private time is private. Those entities don’t own us.
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@oneunderscore__ @BrandyZadrozny Why isn’t anyone savvy enough to get on the message boards and make a convincing case the flu shot and the covid shots cancel each other out? So much opportunity to do something useful with this paranoia….
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@LaraDodds @hgtv A “reno regrets” show would actually be pretty hilarious.
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@wesyang Portal to where exactly?
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@FreeBlckThought @UW School lunches shouldn’t be served on lunch trays because they are just like the ones used in prisons, which house a disproportionate number of POC. School lunch trays only normalize the school to prison pipeline. 😏.
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@midniteeternal @Greachain @Burb_Beer_Dude @A_HolePatrol @KristenEDrake @shannoncoulter @MsJuneDiane Fuck you for wanting a perfect ideal for a woman but being a-ok with flawed men.
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@midnight_laci @Mebudde Trumpers love the performative Christianity Trump practices. Looks good but doesn’t require any actual application of scripture that inconveniences the performer.
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@steigcar @Sammy_Sussman By the way you talk, one would think someone died….
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@jasonkarov @NYPDHateCrimes @NYPDShea @NYPDChiefOfDept @NYPDDetectives @NYPDMTS @34thStNYC @NYPDMTN @NYPDTransit @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDTips He’ll have a home now. Very small and the decor sucks but the meals are included.
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@intothecrevasse Sorry to nitpick but the logo is just overlayed on buttons. It would have been cool if it HAD been made out of buttons. Did it appear to be made out of buttons later and there’s no image of it?
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@SYLSBC @PalmerReport So does Al Franken. I’m not holding my breath.
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@TVPaulD @jonstewart It’s not true no matter how much you want to hate on a woman.
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@BuzzFeed when you don't have to worry about getting pregnant it's pretty easy to be wimpy about side effects.
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@thedailybeast Guess I watched a different show. I saw 3 people having a nuanced discussion around race and policy whose main goal was doing data-based things to get POC the help they need, especially regarding COVID.
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@Kwenten75 @MrIslamAnswrBak @Sinned12342 @tariqnasheed Germany doesn't hide their Nazi past. They put it in museums with details so people don't forget/repeat the atrocities. It's how they atone.
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@bzriley @factsmatter1980 @MichaelAvenatti If it’s Sheldon Adelson I’ll never stop 🤮from that mental picture.
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@meshell5683 @dsmallen1 @DYoffee @lizasimonepgla @rmayemsinger I've never understood people who continue to support someone who always works against their interests ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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@Lar_Badar @Cernovich Do they talk that way in Africa or just America?.
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@blaec_francis I have a hard time getting guys to use (and keep on) a condom WITH my consent.
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@Alexxxx062 @FabDambrosio @DeeBoTay @smoke_nd_pearlz @hoodraki It goes up because property taxes go up and you need to put more in the escrow account that pays the taxes and home insurance (if you set it up that way. you can pay them outside of your mortgage but most people like it happening in the background).
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@LindaLauren @rickygervais I’d rather listen to a comedian make raunchy or acerbic jokes than hear a “psychic medium” attempt to steal naive people’s money by taking advantage of their grief and problems with false claims of being able to contact their deceased loved ones or predict their future.
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@JohnLilic @WKYT It’s getting to be like living in freaking North Korea trying to find out the real story on things.
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@Tbuggeek @atrupar @SteveKingIA I didn’t have the internet in college (didn’t have Windows, either, but did use a Mac the last year) and I understand it just fine. It’s a choice to not keep up with technology, science and pop culture.
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It’s Aylmer! The crooning ancient being. #BrainDamage #TheLastDriveIn
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@wesyang @BullyMaus Every time I see stuff like this I’m reminded of the HBO special on the Heaven’s Gate cult. To break their followers of their connection to the outside world, they demanded followers substitute other words/phrases for common things.
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@strangeharbors That shot there really hit me good. A horror movie needs to touch on a person’s deep-seated fear and having camped in dark woods as a kid, Blair Witch did it for me and my older sister in that dark theater. Seeing it on tv won’t be the same as feeling like you’re in woods w/them.
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@VileStyle @noamscheiber @nytimes tell me how Trump getting wealthier helps me or any other American.
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@meshell5683 @DYoffee @lizasimonepgla @rmayemsinger Define "good man" esp considering all the bad things he's done in his life that decent people should be against.
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@coachfred76 @Majoraspurr @TheAubreyBryant @muradjames @jferko66 @mikeyardcomedy @realDonaldTrump EVERY medicine has the possibility of causing side effects in a few people. Mostly allergic reactions, not effiing autism, which is genetic.
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@MaryMargOlohan @BullyMaus Apparently they haven’t checked with the Swedes who, as a general policy, have decided to stop handing out puberty blockers bc they know they AREN’T reversible like they once thought.
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@FreeBlckThought Why isn’t Mr Cooper a “Karen” for appointing himself the enforcer of the dog park rules? Isn’t that exactly what “Karen-ing” is?.
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@SlenderSherbet @30ASeawitch Questions! Do they all choose the same leg? Are some right-legged and some left-legged? Do they switch off when the leg gets tired? Do the babies choose the same leg as the parent?.
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@Veltayne @luckytran No. Trump “answered” those questions with his nonsense “feelings” and the reporter wanted to give Fauci a chance to debunk it. But Trump can’t allow that.
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@BrowseHorror Another clue is this magazine cover during the exposition about the show’s evolution. Looks like the whole network is in on it.
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@JaDyWaDy2009 @SupremeDolla18X @nowthisnews Scrubs was a very popular comedy series about medical hijinks in a hospital. I couldn’t watch it while my mom was in the hospital for over a year. That doesn’t mean the show wasn’t funny. It simply wasn’t funny to me because of my specific circumstances. And that’s OK.
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@JamesEShaffer @billmaher Please. As if you GAF about Libyans. 🙄 #Fake.
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@itsmeriship @HardestyGirl @SlayerNortyOG @Archer5150 @cptspaz89 @neiltyson Exactly. The death rates for all the things he listed have gotten LOWER because we took actions, unlike for gun violence, which is getting worse. If he had pointed THAT out instead of accusing decent people of being too emotional, his tweet might actually have been helpful.
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@CBS11JasonAllen @LynnSosnoskie Congress bridge bats!
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@zerovswr @m_bohaichuk @VERBAL_CHANCLA I love my EV but don’t do long distance driving and can charge in my garage so it’s perfect for my needs. Hybrid vehicles SHOULD have been the main focus to transition people away from full gas cars. Activists never learn how to meet people halfway to succeed towards a goal.
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@yashar @BenSasse Let's not be the kind of liberals who don't understand context and intent and get morally outraged about EVERYTHING.
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@YourManAdrian @MelechThomas Trump isn’t taking any of my rights away. Isn’t even threatening to. He IS promising me more safety and a better economy.
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@MollyPBearman @NBCOUT Stevie Wonder.
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@DickLong236 @Cluffalo Mmhmm. Thats the problem.
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@allinwithchris @SenSanders @HillaryClinton I believe it 100%. She ran on a balanced diet that was good for us and old Bern offered cotton candy and ice cream for dinner😡.
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@MsMelChen David Crosby said Neil Young only cares about Neil Young. Seems accurate.
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@ksorbs Wow. Trump really corners the market on has-been C-list celebrities.
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@joshyrosen @jmarkgilbert @KevinPaulGregg @thedavidcrosby Some of them might need further explanation 😉
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Proved high comedians still smart #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight.
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@visisyd @Ann_E_Nigma @BuzzFeedNews @maggieNYT No it’s not the same. If someone reported I got home from Miami yesterday when I got home from Miami today, the report was inaccurate. I still got home from Miami.
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@jmarkgilbert @KevinPaulGregg @thedavidcrosby I have a “pot thoughts” Note on my iPhone where I store good ideas while high. I still think some of them are pretty good 😀.
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@crazykarens When was this? There’s literally HUNDREDS of American flags at the inauguration. HUNDREDS 😂.
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@jeffrush @yanqui1 @GarrettHaake @daveweigel That's what the months of vilifying the press were for.
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@markos Of the ones wearing masks, most have their noses out so essentially not wearing a mask. Give this virtue signalling a rest already, ffs.
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@bushwald_ @mstratford Doesn’t make my life easier to pay for other people’s obligations they signed up for and benefit from. I paid for my college education. Made a ton of sacrifices to do it. What about next year’s student loan debt? Forgive that too? And the next and the next?.
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@JalebiTwist @DWagner85 @AndrewYang Trying to understand an issue isn’t justifying anything. How do you solve a problem you don’t fully understand?.
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@RVAwonk @MaddowBlog It amazes me that a Twitter algorithm cant pick up on huge numbers of tweets that all say the exact same thing that are not just a retweet of a popular thought. That should be the first clue they are mindless bots.
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@tinat1967 @itsJeffTiedrich It’s the Republican tactic to try to turn blue states red. Make the blue state governments look incompetent. But those of us in the blue states hopefully know that’s not true.
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@Citibank She’s not using that card to buy stuff. She’s shoplifting stuff in her shirt every trip and starting her own hardware store 😂 Rashida’s Ace Hardware.
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@perfectsweeties @faithav_ She’ll claim Biden stole it.
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@midwestern_ope If I see I might hit a 4-way stop at about the same time as someone else, I purposely slow down early to make it more obvious they stopped first 😂.
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@CaslerNoel @mtgreenee Republicans always seem to have a secret kink about the lifestyle/people they most publicly rail against.
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@NBCNews Well, if it’s the SeaOrg ship they have magical healing powers available to cure them. 😏.
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@SageArdor @CatalystNB You’re exactly right on that. I have simply added more info to a tweet I agreed with and the person immediately came at me because they assumed I was starting a fight. Happened more than once. Cynicism is off the charts.
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@Spacemanratso @GretaGroots @ProudResister @BernieSanders When he runs for Senator, he runs as a Democrat in the primary to block the real Democrat from advancing and then switches back to Independent in the general so he doesn’t have to support Democratic platforms if he doesn’t want to.
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@daretoeatapeach @AngelVF @mark_elzinga @GhostPanther @peprosenfeld What an interesting memory you have. I distinctly remember wondering when he was going to admit he lost and get off his ass to support her.
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@MK_McMaster @KaraCalavera See a psychiatrist about your hyperbolic emotions.
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@Devin_AM @billmaher @SenSanders Sanders will lose. He only wins naive youngsters and they are the least reliable voters.
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@daretoeatapeach @AngelVF @mark_elzinga @GhostPanther @peprosenfeld So he can pretend to be a D, enjoy all the money and infrastructure of the party and give nothing back in return. GOT IT. FUCK THAT.
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@daretoeatapeach @AngelVF @mark_elzinga @GhostPanther @peprosenfeld Late in the election and very tepidly. He barely raised money or campaigned for downballot Dems either. Only interest in self-promotion.
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@MSNBC First rotten remark she said: “believe everyone who accuses” right away. That’s not fair justice. And Al Franken never forcibly kissed anyone. That was Gillibrand outright lying to justify her actions. She didn’t look into the accusations to even know if they were credible.
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@boredbreton @allisongeroi Narcissists don’t care about other people’s problems.
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@WesWedding @queer_hellenic @Phil_Lewis_ He used acetone, too. The big difference was he gave her anesthesia so she could stay comfortable for the hours it took to get the glue out. Don’t make this racial. Everyone she went to sincerely tried to help her.
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@jtbthought @cremeesoda @SevenSixTwo_ Shop on Facebook marketplace. For some reason, a lot of people get excessive amounts of tide, deodorant and Axe body spray for Christmas and birthdays 😏.
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@anExoticClass @MacRumors As a motion graphics designer, I’m legit impressed with the editing on that gif!.
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@MbdDayton @davidfrum @peterdaou 😂 what a farce. He got attention like the pizza rat got attention. If he's so great why was he unknown for 30 yrs?.
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@MSNBC @ZachStafford “An SUV made it even harder for victims of hate crimes”.
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@Saffiya_Khan1 @Tim1991x Sell them to real estate mogul, Spongebob Trumppants. He’s used to his investments being under water. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@yungmalatesta @faithav_ Trump voters are all visual, surface, black/white thinkers. There’s no logic, introspection, nuance, empathy, science, facts, honor, deep thinking involved. They take garbage info in if it stokes their fear and repeat it to infect others. Trumpism is a more virulent virus.
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@TheAVClub I just love the craven act of entities (media and individuals) jumping on a smear campaign to profit off it for money, popularity or both.
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@Colette_AFC @rickygervais Jesus existed. But just a regular dude with some good thoughts about how people should treat each other. Then a few people told stories. .
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@shellydunlap @oneunderscore__ A guy desperately trying to maintain his veneer of impartiality.
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@toreyvanoot @Stowydad Jason “I never had in-person townhalls, just call-in shows no one ever knew about except his friends” Lewis? My FORMER rep was social distancing from his constituents b4 it was mandated. Eff him.
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@alfranken Do the evangelicals believe in the existence of Neanderthals? 🤔.
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@THR Neeson should know by now that most Americans are still very childish and can’t handle nuanced conversations about real life situations.
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@jzxxe @rodeoman Exactly. People don’t understand the difference between rare exposure and chronic exposure.
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@IvanovSp88 @terrelljstarr Pssst. EVERYONE is different from everyone else. That’s the definition of individual. I think even when human clones become a thing they will differentiate themselves somehow.
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@AnaRomanik @BrettLoGiurato that's called "diplomacy". A foreign concept to Trump and supporters.
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@ellengilmer @JenHijaz Aren’t SCOTUS judges only there to neutrally interpret the laws of the Land and determine whether lower courts followed them to the letter in their judgements? The nominee will be vetted for their ability to be impartial and non-activist, correct?.
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@robkhenderson The author assumes everyone sitting home alone is depressed. An extrovert like my sister, sure. An introvert like myself who is 57 and lived alone since I left my parent’s home in my early 20s, not so much.
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