After Midnight
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follow us literally anywhere else. weeknights 12:37/11:37c on CBS and streaming on Paramount+
Joined May 2013
Stephen’s excited about his new late night series (Taylor’s Version)!
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Donald Trump called Meryl Streep overrated. We decided the best rebuttal would be to print her IMDB 'Awards' pages and lay them end to end.
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Our thoughts are with Melissa McCarthy at this difficult time.
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Special POINTS to all our amazing fans who made our last 4 years so special. Our remaining episodes will celebrate all the 🍆 jokes and ❤️!.
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Tonight's Twitter takeover will be postponed for later this week in observance of a great comic's passing. RIP, Robin Williams.
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You can watch tonight's UNCUT + UNCENSORED episode with @NickSwardson, @GUBLERNATION, & @WhitneyCummings here!
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Tonight @katya_zamo, @TheGingerMinj, & @Alaska5000 spill the tea on Republican politicians' secret drag personas! 👑☕️
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Don't pull your pants down just yet, tonight we're playing #BadDoctorIn5Words! Play along!.
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Female Ghostbusters? Female Iron Man? Whats next, a third very cool thing?.
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Kid Rock is what happens when you put Frosty the Snowman's magic hat on a GED.
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It’s #NationalPasswordDay, to celebrate just call whoever’s HBO GO you’re actually using and tell them you love them.
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no, YOU’RE crying at the video of Joe Biden receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom!.
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Trump wants an apology because he thinks the actual ghost of Alexander Hamilton is mad at him now & might chase him around, Benny Hill style.
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Girl are you Ctrl+Alt+Del on a Mac? Cuz I'm hitting on you and literally nothing's happening.
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Watch all of last night's episode online! It's a very satisfying, low-risk experiment:
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Goodbye Anthony Scaramucci. We wish him luck on his future career as a Jeopardy! question no one gets right.
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Someone should buy Trump a copy of The Lorax. Or on second thought, maybe give him the audiobook.
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Is Donald Trump a super villain? Evidence:.-Names buildings (lairs) after himself.-Bad haircut.-Often uses the phrase "make them pay for it".
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Perhaps the true value of POINTS were the friendships we formed along the way. 🤔🤔🤔.
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Remember when Saturday Morning Cartoons were on TV? They were so much more fun than this Saturday Morning Signs of the Apocalypse thing.
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It's pretty cool that @NintendoAmerica is getting a theme park. Even a big block with a ? on it to smash our heads against would feel good.
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You can tell how scary Trump's next cabinet appointment is going to be based on how distracting the celebrity is he invites to his tower.
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The rumors are true! We just got renewed for another year! Yes, you'll always be our bae, internet. http://t.co/8QiWFnML2f.
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These are the women who make our show happen. Without them, there would be no points for you. Happy #InternationalWomensDay from @Midnight
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97% of Scientists: Climate Change is REAL!.Public: hmm maybe. *1 groundhog sees his own shadow*.Public: 6 more weeks of winter, definitely!.
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That guy from the Trump rally is DEFINITELY A REAL DOCTOR!
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Airport Security: Please remove your shoes and place them in-- .Donald Trump Jr: There’s 3 grams of cocaine hidden up my ass!.
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Our panel drew us in like a Sarlacc tentacle playing #GeekPickUpLines. Watch it online here: http://t.co/1CLDmnM38h
http://t.co/VFop1CXT6a.
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HOW MANY TIMES DOES UNCLE BEN HAVE TO DIE BEFORE THESE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES END.
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Oh LORD tonight’s show is good. Catch @RuPaulsDragRace’s @TheGingerMinj, @Alaska5000, & @katya_zamo at 1130PM on Comedy Central!
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Looking forward to hearing the other tracks on Melania Trump's cover album.
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Many retailers are starting Black Friday at midnight tonight, which means a LOT of accounts who don't know how "@" works are tagging us.
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Nothing is more unsettling than knowing that somewhere, out in this wide world of ours, Paul Ryan is happy.
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Well, there's the supermoon. Say. has anyone seen that nerdy moon with glasses?.
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Say what you want about Chris Christie, but he's come a long way for someone who fell into a chocolate river & then got stuck in a tube.
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If they could hurry up and make all the Star Wars movies come out before the world ends that'd be super cool.
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Dearest lovelies, let's start the retirement party early & marathon this sucker. The FINAL HASHTAG WAR starts right now: #AtMidnightIn5Words.
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A Batgirl film was announced today! So far all we know is Joss Whedon is writing/directing & Mike Pence isn't allowed to see it alone.
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We thought about tweeting a #GameOfThrones joke with a spoiler in it, but we would rather awkwardly jump into the sea than see you get hurt.
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Alright friends. POINTS to anyone we missed. We love you all! Thank you for making our nights every night we play!.
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Clinton voters stuck I VOTED stickers on Susan B. Anthony’s grave. Trump voters to follow suit by going to Lincoln’s, and rolling him over.
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Trump -.2016: I'll make Mexico pay for the wall.2017: They'll pay us back.2018: Ok we'll pay for it, but they have to say my hair looks cool.
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If you'd asked us last week if the national park's social media managers would become heroes, we'd have said "no" and we'd have been wrong.
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If you hit play on the 'blooper reel' of the Batman V Superman blu-ray, the movie just runs in it's entirety again.
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2016: Why are there clowns in the woods?.2017: Why are there clowns in the White House?.2018: Why are cannibal clowns roaming The Wasteland?.
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Hey @NintendoAmerica! If you REALLY care about Waluigi he should have his OWN game. RIGHT AMERICA? #WaluigiGame.
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"You coming out tonight?"."Sorry, I have to study."."You graduated 5 years ago."."Please don't make me go to your party.".
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LIVE on #Periscope: Kicking off our special #AtMidnightLive episode at #SXSW with @ArdenMyrin, @ChrisCubas, & @Doug…
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2017 is so weird that Dennis Rodman visiting North Korea feels like the most normal thing to happen in weeks.
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Seriously, no one else can copy and paste jokes quite like you can #CrappyCompliments @midnight
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Pass the gillyweed, tonight we're playing #HipHopHarryPotter. Check out the examples and play along.
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We thought that new Logan movie poster was kinda weird, so we zoomed it out for you…
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The Delta Airlines / Ann Coulter Twitter feud has us asking one question: What the HELL do you do if you sit next to Coulter on an airplane?
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