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Remembering back to before Elon ruined the checkmarks and I knew that I was talking to the really real Keanu Reeves because he had a checkmark
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@silvergelpen
“You’re too late. I already got it. Maybe you were right though. My arm looks a bit weird”
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@FLKDayton
There was never a point in my childhood where *every* house on the street had lights
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@QUAGGOT
@ElyKreimendahl
If you’re polite and tip well, they’ll still have a nickname for you probably but it’s in fun and they respect you
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@_pinkmollly
“If you notice that different water brands taste different … you waste too much money on bottled water”
Fixed that for you.
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@KLobstar
So she’s an “army wife” who is not married and her not husband is not in the army. I guess it all cancels out and she’s an army wife
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@BlairTStowe
@pissboymcgee
The slide is alive and judging us. Innocent kid with their loving father? Reach the bottom safely. Cop? It spits him out at the bottom forcefully
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@ThomasAHester2
@DNAgentz313
Semen is the fluid. The tube that adds the sperm to that fluid is the vas deferens. A vasectomy is just cutting that tube. So the rest of the fluid is all there. If you sucked five dicks in a row, and had to guess which one had the sugar free spunk, you would never know
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@smarxist_
@rob_sheridan
Translation: now that it affects me, I regret voting for Individual 1
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@SxarletRed
@MrTrendwatch
So you know how much you can get when you siphon fuel out of the tank
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@JustinRunfola
@Variety
I’m more concerned with the principle behind it than her actual money. She got twenty million so I’m not crying for her. But the corporate mindset that ripped her off is the same one that isn’t paying any royalties to authors of Star Wars books that Disney acquired
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@MyNamyIsAmy
That’s when the music gets weirder each time they ask until you’re listening to Mike Patton’s Adult Themes for Voice
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@scrumble_eggs
My favorite part is providing a physical description of himself on the shirt that he is wearing.
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@shaunheiser
@bethbourdon
She’s not communicating with her partner she’s communicating with her god
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@_ItsMarisWorld_
@Bernlennials
Yeah but why would you do that with one billion when you can use 44 billion to make your favorite social media site more racist?
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@dizzyfuckinbaby
They want to find the names of Ukrainian porn stars so they can look them up and make sure they’re safe. They’re concerned citizens and they don’t need your criticisms
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@assleyshithole
Progressive taxes are good. It means people making 100k are getting taxed more than me but nowhere near as much as people like Bezos. And if I ever make that much, then tax me too. Tax me more than people who make what I’m making now and tax me less than the people making 200k
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@_pinkmollly
I drink a ton of water and I have a filtered pitcher that gives me less crap in my water than any bottled water and it ends up with zero taste. Anything you taste isn’t water.
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@ApocalypseDust
I’m sure it’s been stopped by now but if this happens again don’t make donations to nonprofits with it because that’s just a headache for them and they’re more likely to lose money from it than make money.
Now if Amazon had to deal with the headaches…
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@Anarchae0logist
@Chinchillazllla
You want to drive full speed into that telephone pole? What’s the matter, don’t trust your seatbelt?
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@MarimoZach
I’m guessing you’re a new agent who hasn’t realized yet that you can’t be so obvious?
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@JeffinAurora
@adamjohnsonCHI
This you?
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@BlueATLGeorgia
@mvbrat91
As much as I don’t like Biden, Project 2025 alone is enough reason to vote for him anyway. Dems really need to make this more well known.
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@taeric1
@Imposter_Edits
I’m an even worse person. I would’ve laughed and stayed outside watching and laughing
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@Shellz_GotCheez
@SarafromMI
FYI I just saved your life because now they’ll be like “damn, if we kill them, 8,733 people will be onto us, but letting it go will throw them off our trail” so you’re welcome
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@LateNightNelly
I feel like she could have made a valid point if she didn’t literally say “the guy with knives on his fingers who haunts your dreams and kills you in your sleep is only scary because his face is disfigured”
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@MattBinder
Everyone is assuming they’re a hypocrite but they may just be bad at grammar and meant “then” instead of “than”
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@goshofar
@stribrooks
@EndGameWW3
You didn’t want the peaceful protests so you’re gonna have to deal with it
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@KabbVillage
@SaulStaniforth
“Being against slaughtering children is why I can’t stomach his music” is a great look
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@AlectheLad
@EoinHiggins_
They’re telling on themselves because they just expect everyone to be out for themselves rather than “yeah tax me too. I’m doing ok”
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@SamiCombest
@MenshevikM
Everyone who missed the 9/12 America and how they came together is white
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@Greg_Bierly
@haleyjrichey
Guarantee they’ve done the same to people more than once in their police career
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@RayyvanaTTV
“Socialism” and “communism” mean “things I don’t like.”
“Groomer” means “things I don’t like, but gayer”
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@snapvinylpop
That will be the same place he’s at for the child’s birthdays and graduations and wedding and parole hearings etc
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@Razzamatazz11
@jskilesskinner
The funny part is their religion doesn’t say it’s wrong either. This graphic doesn’t even include when God gave abortion juice to unfaithful wives
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@AriDrennen
@cosmepolitics
Ben Shapiro showing us yet again why he failed as a screenwriter and had to fall back on being a propagandist
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@dennisbhooper
I was in high school during season one of the simpsons so I’m that demographic and I had two different suburban uncles who had no college education, two kids, a non-working wife, and lived in houses not much different than the Simpsons
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@PissedOff911
@dakotahunt1616
@_SJPeace_
Well in the portion we saw, the officer said he was being arrested for speeding. I don’t really need to see much more than that
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@realprissygrl
@xxKalypsoTTV
Not just that, their whole shit isn’t even accurate. This is what Rose McGowan wore to the MTV VMAs in 1998. Very modest outfit
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@jaaysart
@ben_rosen
It’s quite the opposite. It’s standing by the full words of King and mocking the people taking him out of context (ie any politician)
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@maracharese
@GravelInstitute
@HacknerTyler
Because “vote for us or republicans will take away your abortion rights” is easier than actually doing something
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@Shellz_GotCheez
@SarafromMI
Hmmm… I think I’ll bookmark this and if you’re still alive a few months from now I’ll know you’re lying
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@FranNicollier
@numetal_moment
The best, and even the okayist musicians listen to lots of different musics. The artists that only listen to their genre usually suck
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@PaulRogers73
@DanRiffle
But are they as good as whoever did this one?
(And this isn’t a meme or photoshop, I took the picture myself years ago)
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@smntrl
If it isn’t the norm then the people that expose the corruption should be celebrated and rewarded
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@ffanaagooof
@jellyfishdenov1
@NoirVegeta
I did a reverse image search and if it is photoshopped I can’t find the original because in every copy I see, he’s putting forth a strong performance in the polls
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@hello__caitlin
The people in 2023 claiming they want to “protect the children” were the same ones booing her in 1990 for speaking out about exactly that. RIP Sinead
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@saikofish
@HBOMaxHelp
It said “we’re helping them through it.” Who knows if it’s genuine or not but billion dollar corporations love their cheap college students so they’re probably safe
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@thecomicdevil
@DavidMatthewBy1
Any one of the ninja turtles as well as most of the supporting cast is a more iconic figure than Spawn
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@LeftwardSwing
Not just Denver. I am thoroughly confused
BREAKING: Penn asked the Philadelphia Police Department to immediately help disband the College Green encampment — and the PPD declined to do so until Penn proves that the situation is more dangerous.
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@steinkobbe
He’s going for the “I was just joking” defense like we can’t see right through it
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@AOC
My friend had a good idea. She suggested they keep the name but change their mascot to a potato.
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@meowmeowmeuw
I want a president with all the comedy and ludicrousness of Trump but also healthcare, no wars, no corruption, etc.
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@zachsilberberg
Aren’t they making a prequel movie to that? That will be where everyone with IBS dies
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