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This is how to soften the blow of a rail replacement service! (Taken in New Mills yesterday)
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Okay. All ready for the match. LFG.
@ManUtd
@MENnewsdesk
@ManchesterMill
@AlternativeMUFC
@R_o_M
@FFAGR2023
@BeardedGenius
@TheAthleticFC
@The_1958
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Two years ago our local pet store became a hairdressers. Musty has never given up hope ❤️
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@MarinaPurkiss
Wanted to DM to say how much I love everything you are doing, so as to look less soppy. Elton says I can’t. So here we are! ❤️ You speak the contents of my brain and it is so helpful not to feel alone and mad.
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Speaking as someone who runs a complaints team, if the BBC followed up with the complainant twice and couldn’t get hold of them, and then complainant then decided to go to the Sun (rather than respond or go to the Police) then fuck ‘em
#BBCPresenterScandal
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@_emilyoram
I wish we could pay more to buy replica shirts with no sponsorship on them. This is another example of how goddamn ugly and depressing the whole thing is.
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Got to laugh at the vegan hospital meal my mate was served yesterday 🤣🤦🏻♀️
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So I got hacked on Facebook and Meta have now deleted my account and told me I am blacklisted. For those who followed me there, or are interested in more dog content, I’m moving a lot to Instagram. Same handle. Less politics. Fewer sports.
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If you’d like to do something positive, read on.
If you think that domestic violence has no place in football, please share.
If this has been a tough week for you, please consider donating.
Thank you
@womensaid
#EndAbuseTogether
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Ah, the Norwegian Blue model.
"It's merely pining for the Fjords," she went on to insist.
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She needs to sue him into the ground and he should never see those children again.
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@JolyonMaugham
@jet2tweets
My best friend is a pilot with them (female) and she has had a brilliant experience.
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@Anna_Soubry
@BethRigby
@andy4wm
He’s with Michael Fabricant. Who is an awful racist. So no pity from me.
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@DickKingSmith
He is just a joy. This is him preparing for Manchester Pride a couple of weeks ago. What did we do to deserve them??
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@indiaknight
It's like being stuck on the table with all the racist uncles, and there's not enough wine.
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@dddullahan
@TomDarkoWest
Agreed, but can we also hold men to account for this and not women.
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P.s. Ate at the Mekong Cat in Stockport tonight and it’s as amazing as everyone said! Every visit to Stockport it gets better and better
@stopinstockport
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If you can’t take the new baby to the pub, bring the pub to the baby. Thanks Damian!
@HeatonHops
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I was supposed to go to the Caribbean. Instead I got a new bathroom...
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@tom_watson
I would love it if all the people who supposedly hate London stayed out of it. Other people might be able to afford to live there then.
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@ManMadeMoon
They know they are losing the next election so they are trying to asset strip for profit as much as possible before then.
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@jimwaterson
The whole ‘led astray’ thing is infuriating. Like she is some kind of lost puppy.
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@ladyhaja
My mother (in her 60’s) still insists on saying ‘pacifically’ instead of ‘specifically’, and it kills me. Neither me or my editor sister
@TildaJaneJ
have been able to fix her.
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Yeh sure the Sussexes are worse than Prince Andrew 🙄 Only in the S*n.
Strip Harry & Meghan's of their self-aggrandizing titles for poisoning the last years of the Queen's life
@RoyalFamily
@piersmorgan
@KensingtonRoyal
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My friend Tim died this week. He used to call me ‘SBL’, which stands for ‘sophisticated banker lady’ because he found it endlessly entertaining that I had a real job (we met through the ska/punk scene). ‘SBL’ also has its own song, which ended with him saying ‘YES MATE’.
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@lmao_rayy
@dddullahan
@TomDarkoWest
The word I used was ‘also’. But thank you for backing up my point that men find it much easier to blame women.
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I’m not sure hubby crying was the reaction I hoped for with hubby’s birthday present, but thanks anyway
@stan_chow
it’s lovely
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Fucks sake. How are these cunts drowning out the loss of children. How?
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@hoppyironman
@jpublik
He is literally the only public figure in the whole of this debacle who has behaved appropriately / done his job.
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@DoubleDownNews
@Joey7Barton
@OborneTweets
Oh bore off, he’s streets ahead of the current charlatans 🥱
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My mum told me that not taking my husband's surname was choosing my father over him?! 🤔
How hard is it to address someone correctly, asks
@KrakenKreations
. Not all women take their husband's name.
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@Anansislibrary
@andrewcream
100% agree with this, but just as a point of interest, I moved to Budapest in 1993 and it took them several years to remove all the soviet statues. My mum wrote a novel about it - ‘covered statues’ - sadly unpublished (although apparently ‘my’ character in the book also died!)
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@CCriadoPerez
We are about to move offices at work and unsurprisingly all the men are looking at the women to take ownership of tasks like cleaning the kitchen, ordering / replacing the milk, anything to do with printer toner.... I’ve expressly forbidden the women in my team from volunteering!
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@Sacha_Lord
I’ve been in this situation many times and it doesn’t always feel safe to go over and ask them. Wind your neck in. Her point that as a society we are accepting this as normal in Manchester is valid, and hideous.
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@Ourkidsbrother
@Femi_Sorry
There aren’t many young ones, and his point is that the youth have been mortgaged with Brexit against their will. Luckily all the older people I know are sensible, but the demographics are clear…
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@ladyhaja
@TildaJaneJ
You should see us after the amount of wine we have to drink to endure the mother....
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Hi there traders of south Manchester ! I would love to buy some of your food for our fridge / freezer. We have a porch you can drop stuff in, although Mustard will still say hello. Respond to this message & I’m sure some of my followers will be in touch too x
@GRUBMCR
@levymarket
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Just arrived in Anglesey for the weekend. Musty has already worked out how to open the electric bin lid with his nose.
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My granny died last night. Conclusion was she would have wanted me to go on my first flight in a year, a couple of nights in Amsterdam. Just need to get to a bar before 8…..
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Quiet pint
@HeatonHops
before walking down to see if we can get a table
@LaCantinaHM
for the first time 🍺🤤 Bloody love where we live.
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Today we are going to walk across the hills from Chapel-en-le-frith to Buxton. I have dressed the part.
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I was still pretty chuffed with the card I got hubby though...
#Community
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#anniesmove
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This please!
To make mobility more accessible, the German government decided to introduce a 9-Euro-Ticket for the next three months.
A ticket with which you can use all public transport (except long distance trains) for one month.
And these three beauties are mine ❤️✨
🚆🚌🚋😘😍🥰
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Pint at the best local in the world
@HeatonHops
and I’m out of the red smoke for a couple of days. Thanks for all the support pals x
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When you move jobs and a member of your team commissions a portrait for you....
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