Hugh Grant
@HackedOffHugh
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You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.
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You’ve changed. You used to care so much about what actors said that the paper you edited hacked Nigel Havers phone for years while his wife was dying of cancer.
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Dear @taylorswift13 , You have an incredible show, an amazing and v hospitable team and excellent if gigantic boyfriend (#tequilashots.). Thanks so much from one ageing London boy, wife and thrilled 8 year old #halfgirlhalfbracelet.
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Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
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94 year old ex army Tory party member father just said he’d now vote Labour. Pre whisky.
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While I’m on a tech rant - who invented this piece of pure sadism?
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This surprises me, because I always thought these people would make an excellent government.
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Dear Visitors to the UK, I apologise for the way you are treated on arrival. Terminal 3 Heathrow just now was a disgrace and inhumane. I’m afraid we have the worst Home Secretary in British history.
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One more word to my trolly friends. Troll me as much as you like. Goes with the territory. But I’ve been shown some attacks on my wife. She’s never pushed herself forward in any way. She’s just a brilliant, funny woman who I happen to love. Leave her alone or say it to my face.
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Morning @snb19692 Glad you have your speakers back. Do you by any chance have the Benny Hill music to hand?.
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Hi, @MailOnline - Fuck off. I don’t want to be in your poisonous website. I don’t want my private life stolen by your creepy cameramen. And I don’t want my wife subjected to the Pinot Grigio sodden abuse from your tragic and unhappy readers.
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Sorry. And congratulations on your new appointment. You seem great!.
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Young people - today is your last chance. Register to vote or I will make another enchanting romantic comedy. #registertovote TACTICALLY.
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To my dear trolls. Hope this is helpful. Now you have more time to spend with mummy.
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Sometimes when I go to events my wife comes with me. If the @MailOnline get hold of pictures they put it on their website and hundreds of comments tear my wife to pieces. She’s never thrust herself forward or courted attention in any way. I don’t know if the comments are real.
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For anyone who has been interested in my lawsuit against the Sun, the news is that I’ve had to settle my claim out of court before it gets to trial. A 🧵….
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Your paper caved and paid off millions to hundreds of victims of phone hacking. And issued grovelling apology. Those were the civil cases. As for criminal charges . I refer to my old friends Mr Tick and Mrs Tock. Happy Xmas.
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Illuminating. @MarcusRashford property investments compared with Daily Mail owner’s. From @PrivateEyeNews
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It’s impossible not to admire a politician with convictions. So many are just desperate careerists.
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Imagine what levels of dysmorphia, of narcissism, of profound tone deafness, of outright batshit lunacy it must take to ACCEPT one of those honours.
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Young people of Britain. If you have a friend who hasn’t registered , bloody make them. Your country needs (old man struggles to find an emoji of finger pointing straight outwards).
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Dear World, The UK is run by an Australian/American media mogul. Love from.Hugh.
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It’s comforting to know that when we pay our tax bills the money goes to Conservative Party friends, relations and donors for largely useless goods and services.
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Just had this text from a chum who is a senior UK Professor of child oncology “- god what a bloody mess we are in - Boris’ oven ready Brexit is going to destroy our European cancer trials for young people and the European sources for funding them” . Bleak. Vote tactically.
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Astonished and revolted to see @DailyMailUK has a prominent ‘interview’ with me today. Never spoke to them. Yuk.
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The BBC is something the whole world admires with envy. It is entirely appropriate that the insecure, spittle-flecked nut jobs of this government want to destroy it.
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Compare and contrast this man’s contribution to the UK vs Priti Patel’s.
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I’ve signed. And it looks like every sane person in the country is signing too. National emergency. Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. - Petitions
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To my trolls- I love you and will miss you when this is over. But tell me - why are you so busy at night? It’s almost as though you’re not on UK time. And you get SO angry about Russia. .
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“Boris Johnson isn’t fit to lead.” From the whining, lefty, remoaner Spectator.
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So when a nurse or a teacher pays their taxes, this government gives that money to their rich friends. This has to end. And soon.
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Leveson 2’s specific remit was to investigate the relationship between government, elements of the national press and the police. Some people believed they were all in a cosy, mutually-obliging club. Can’t think why.
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Balls of steel. And inspirational. Especially red trouser man.
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This is as far as the internet should ever have progressed.
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What’s this bollocks about having to book online first at every museum, art gallery, zoo I try to go to? Data theft? Or just the relentless dead-eyed march of techcrap?.
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This is all our lives and futures you are playing political dickwittery with you hopeless, lazy, self-centred, intellectual minnow.
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He was clever, talented and funny. None of those words have any meaning at the hate Mail.
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There is hope. I don’t know any young people but if you do please drag them by hair to polling booths.
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It is unimaginable that anyone could watch this interview and still vote Conservative.
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“about $11 billion went to companies either run by friends and associates of politicians in the Conservative Party . ”The New York Times
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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I notice from twitter that almost no right wing trolls have names. That takes balls.
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Surely even the thickletons he’s addressing in their slightly urinous Union Jack pants can’t be buying this.
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
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Boris Johnson condemned in brutal direct attack by London Bridge victim's father: 'He’s the worst of us and he’s taking you for a ride' | The Independent
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Nothing against Dr W but I’m not. No idea where the story came from.
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So this money will repurposed via groups like Hacked Off into the general campaign to expose the worst excesses of our oligarch-owned press.
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I can remember watching “Yes, Minister” and worrying that the Civil Service were really running the country. Now it’s our only hope.
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Repulsive, sinister and terrifying. This government must be removed from power as soon as possible and never allowed anywhere near it again.
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« In total, the Government has written off £8.7 billion worth of PPE that is unusable, has passed its expiry date, or was procured at highly inflated prices. »
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Very grateful to three eleven year olds for taking me to see @BLACKPINK yesterday. Am rabid Blink now. Slept with my heart hammer.
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As is common with entirely innocent people, they are offering me an enormous sum of money to keep this matter out of court.
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It’s certainly a wonderfully sadistic slow dripping of poison. But whoever is behind it, keep it cumming.
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But if the idea is to let people get it, develop immunity and then return to the economy - how will that person ever know for sure that they’d had it? As I understand it - no one’s being tested unless they’re a hospital case. So we’d all live in a permanent state of insecurity.
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Britain has had enough of politicians sucking up to Murdoch and powerful press interests. This election, I'll be making the case for politicians with the guts & integrity to stand up for the public. @Keir_Starmer @RishiSunak @EdwardJDavey @carla_denyer.
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